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theacepie-rate · 2 days ago
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Currently taking a psychology class, and honestly just, as an asexual and just a person in general,
Screw you and all your theories Sigmund Freud.
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theacepie-rate · 3 days ago
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They’re so smol
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theacepie-rate · 3 days ago
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theacepie-rate · 4 days ago
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Oh, a wedding?
Did you mean:
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theacepie-rate · 5 days ago
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Me, randomly: I wonder what snails eat
Me, after looking it up: 0-o umm, pardon???
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theacepie-rate · 5 days ago
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Dionysus: my wife, the beautiful love of my life, you shine more brightly than sun, I'm undone by your lovely self, more intoxicating than the strongest wine, can't believe you're mine
Ariadne: Did you go out drinking with Apollo again?
Dionysus: How did you know?
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theacepie-rate · 5 days ago
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What do you get when you try to teach a Japanese car with a rash how to count?
An itchy Nissan
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theacepie-rate · 5 days ago
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Fanfiction au’s I want to see:
Ballet au
theatre au but it’s the stressed managers
circus au
DnD au
Pygmalion & Galatea au
snow queen au and other lesser known fairy tales, like the goose girl
cosplayer/costume designer/fashion designer au
or even
Costume/fashion designer x actor/model au
bonus points if the actor/model is super flirty and the designer is having none of it
Track and field au
they own a farm together and have to take care of all the animals and stuff au
I went to a painting class alone, but apparently it’s for couples, so I guess it’s a good thing you came alone too, wait no what are you doing that’s the wrong brush au
And last but not least
we met at a convention and we got along well because you weren’t a creep, but it turns out you go to my school/workplace and please don’t tell anyone how we met
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theacepie-rate · 6 days ago
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I drew it :>
BNHA headcanon
Okay, so I know how Shinso has the whole thing with cats, but, but, think of this:
Shinso owning a pit bull.
He sees one in the shelter while he’s looking at the cats and he asks the shelter lady about him and she’s all like,”Yeah, unfortunately we get a lot of pit bulls here. Everyone thinks they’re all bad and dangerous just because they’re pit bulls, but most of them are actually really sweet, just like this little guy! His name’s Nashi!”
Shinso instantly falls in love and is like, “that one, I want it.”
He saves up enough money to get it and he also gets a job so he can pay for things like food and stuff.
Nashi gets along well with Shinso’s -and later Aizawa’s cats, so there’s no problem there. (At first the cats were a bit wary of him, but now they would hurt anything that dared try and hurt him.)
Once dorms are implemented, Shinso is heartbroken about having to leave his pets at home, but eventually they work out a strategy so that pets can come too, as long as they’re not a disturbance.
I like to think there’s a big courtyard in the middle of the dorms, which are shaped in some sort of a circle fashion, and people bring their pets there to hang out, like a dog park.
Most of the students with pets left them at home, because they were more family pets, but the ones who did bring pets quickly bonded in the courtyard.
Koda has plenty of pets, but some other pet owning students include Iida with his German Shepard that he insisted on bringing, because (according to him) his family would be busy with hero work all day, and Tensei couldn’t possibly give him the exercise he needs in a wheelchair, Setsuna Tokage with her giant lizard (no one really knows what breed it is other than her), Monoma and his ferret, Sero who has a bird that he’ll occasionally bring out, Yui Kodai who, while she may not seem like the type, has a python that she’ll bring to the courtyard sometimes, Ibara Shiozaki with a very large white cat that everyone is convinced is some breed of panther, and that’s not even counting all of the various cats and snakes and small rodents that people have that they don’t bring to the courtyard.
(Kirishima jokingly brings his pet rock along whenever his friends go to the courtyard to hang out since Kiri doesn’t have an actually pet, but don’t tell Coco that she’s just a rock, she doesn’t need to know.)
Nashi’s not much of a barker, so that was never a problem with the UA staff.
Although Shinso has a hard time sleeping most of the time, whenever it’s cold and Nashi sleeps right next to him, he falls right to sleep.
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theacepie-rate · 6 days ago
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Haruhi: Okay senpai, we came to Target to get some batteries, and that’s it, so don’t get distracted.
Tamaki: Got i- *gasp* Haruhi! They have a ✨bargain section✨
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theacepie-rate · 6 days ago
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Bad fantasy idea #3
Griffins/hippogriffs, except instead of being part eagle, they’re part ostrich.
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theacepie-rate · 8 days ago
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:)
Y'all know the Kardashian meme that's like
Kim: i lost my diamond earring in the ocean!!
One of the other ones: kim there are people that are dying
If it hasn't been done before, can someone please PLEASE draw that as howl and sophie I'd love you forever
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theacepie-rate · 10 days ago
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An old Saiki drawing I made. Been a while since I’ve drawn him.
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theacepie-rate · 12 days ago
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So you’re telling me, that not only did Aoyama invite himself into Mina and Midoriya’s little dance party, even though he hadn’t expressed interest in wanting to learn, but it was also implied that Mina spent a whole night or at least a whole afternoon teaching him how to dance?
And specifically just him, not Midoriya? Even though Midoriya was the one who asked in the first place?
This leads to the conclusion that either Aoyama asked Mina to teach him, or she offered. And does this mean that she only offered to him? Because otherwise, why wouldn’t Midoriya be included? Unless he declined? But that doesn’t seem like something he would do, especially since he asked earlier.
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Midoriya asking Mina to teach him ^
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Aoyama joining in without asking ^
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Aoyama miraculously knowing how to dance now in less than a day ^
Anyways, you can’t convince me they’re not at least friends.
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theacepie-rate · 12 days ago
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My Hero Academia characters and their favorite colors according to me:
Deku
Red, yellow, and blue
I mean, it’s kind of obvious why
Todoroki
he hadn’t really thought of it, but he’s probably say gray
“It’s a nice color.”
Bakugo
it’s orange
Yeah, that’s it.
Ochaco
Light pink and light green (pastel)
You know those pictures that have those, like, the leaves with the pastel pink background? Yeah, that.
Iida
blue
I don’t even have anything to say about that.
But specifically gray-blue
Momo
rose gold
Yeah, she’s one of those. I’m kidding, she’s a queen. Love her.
Ashido
Hot pink and dark purple
She just thinks they’re neat.
Aoyama
lavender, gold, silver, and dark purple
I would say his favorite color is sparkles, but unfortunately, that doesn’t count for our purposes today.
He likes all of them, but especially lavender.
Koda
lime green
It reminds him of the soft grass from home.
I like to think he lived on a farm before the dorms.
Kaminari
Black and yellow
And he’s got like, that grunge aesthetic.
Jiro
Red and black
Another one with that grunge
Kirishima
Red
Not too hard to figure it out
Sero
orange
Specifically *burnt orange*
Ojiro
He doesn’t really have a favorite color.
If he had to pick, he would most likely say some form of blue
Tokoyami
black
I don’t even need to say anything
Asui
Lots of pastels
Especially light blue
Hagakure
coral, turquoise, and light pink
Sato
Yellow
Shoji
olive green
Mineta
Dark red
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theacepie-rate · 13 days ago
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BNHA headcanon
Okay, so I know how Shinso has the whole thing with cats, but, but, think of this:
Shinso owning a pit bull.
He sees one in the shelter while he’s looking at the cats and he asks the shelter lady about him and she’s all like,”Yeah, unfortunately we get a lot of pit bulls here. Everyone thinks they’re all bad and dangerous just because they’re pit bulls, but most of them are actually really sweet, just like this little guy! His name’s Nashi!”
Shinso instantly falls in love and is like, “that one, I want it.”
He saves up enough money to get it and he also gets a job so he can pay for things like food and stuff.
Nashi gets along well with Shinso’s -and later Aizawa’s cats, so there’s no problem there. (At first the cats were a bit wary of him, but now they would hurt anything that dared try and hurt him.)
Once dorms are implemented, Shinso is heartbroken about having to leave his pets at home, but eventually they work out a strategy so that pets can come too, as long as they’re not a disturbance.
I like to think there’s a big courtyard in the middle of the dorms, which are shaped in some sort of a circle fashion, and people bring their pets there to hang out, like a dog park.
Most of the students with pets left them at home, because they were more family pets, but the ones who did bring pets quickly bonded in the courtyard.
Koda has plenty of pets, but some other pet owning students include Iida with his German Shepard that he insisted on bringing, because (according to him) his family would be busy with hero work all day, and Tensei couldn’t possibly give him the exercise he needs in a wheelchair, Setsuna Tokage with her giant lizard (no one really knows what breed it is other than her), Monoma and his ferret, Sero who has a bird that he’ll occasionally bring out, Yui Kodai who, while she may not seem like the type, has a python that she’ll bring to the courtyard sometimes, Ibara Shiozaki with a very large white cat that everyone is convinced is some breed of panther, and that’s not even counting all of the various cats and snakes and small rodents that people have that they don’t bring to the courtyard.
(Kirishima jokingly brings his pet rock along whenever his friends go to the courtyard to hang out since Kiri doesn’t have an actually pet, but don’t tell Coco that she’s just a rock, she doesn’t need to know.)
Nashi’s not much of a barker, so that was never a problem with the UA staff.
Although Shinso has a hard time sleeping most of the time, whenever it’s cold and Nashi sleeps right next to him, he falls right to sleep.
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theacepie-rate · 13 days ago
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Bad fantasy ideas #2
Mermaids, but they give birth like seahorses.
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