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[the0verboss]

*at the coronation*

Durge: I'm sorry, who are you? I seem to have forgotten.

Astarion: if you forgot, he can't have been that important.

Durge: you're probably right. So, guy who wasn't very important to me in a past life, what can I do for you?

Gortash *immediately takes 300 psychic damage and keels over dead*

#bg3 durge #bg3 astarion #astarion #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #thats why he gotta wear that goofy coat or he might feel something and cry in public

[the0verboss]

Sir, please stop feeding the Slayers your political rivals, it’s bad for their health

#bg3 slayer #durgetash #slayer form #enver gortash #bg3 durge

[the0verboss]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my gith!Tav pulled Gale out of that portal and was instantly smitten #and then gale showed so much interest in githyanki culture and was smart and powerful and kind #my gith!tav had a very githyanki thing with lae'zel for a sec #and then short with Astarion which ended when they became besties #and Gale swooped in in the third quarter and didnt let go

[the0verboss]

Gale is a Flight response

Gortash is a Fight response.

#shout out to whoever made this burly gortash mod #i love him #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #bg3 gortash #enver gortash

[the0verboss]

Diversity win! The Emo Fascist and the literal child of a murder god are in love (and also they want your vote).

I need a new bumper sticker and this came to me in a tadpole dream.

#bg3 gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #bg3 durge #the dark urge #durgetash

[the0verboss]

more pillow stuff . save me

#gale dekarios #nsft #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i'm in love 😍😍😍

[the0verboss]

lord enver gortash + texposts

#bg3 #enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #lord enver gortash

[the0verboss]

Divine intervention when Gortash says "It's like you were made for me" to Durge during sex

#gortash x durge #durgetash #Bhaal disapproves #this is it #this is real

[the0verboss]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

#sharks #damn thats crazy 🤣

[the0verboss]

he's such a lil meow meow for Durge🥺💗

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #lord gortash #baldur’s gate 3 gortash #gortash x durge #durgetash

[the0verboss]

Here we stand Worlds apart, hearts broken in two Sleepless nights Losing ground, I'm reaching for you

1/2

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 dark urge #gortash #dark urge x gortash #enver gortash #durgetash #netherbrain

[the0verboss]

And Bane spoke to Gortash - "Serve Cunt". And he served.

#enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #served so much cunt it ended world hunger and got him re-elected

[the0verboss]

Not me accidentally level grinding because I'm trying to save Alfira.

Like sorry bitch I gotta knock you out before every rest because who knows when you're gonna try and sneak in here and daddy needs that robe.

20xp

20xp

20xp

I can do this all day Alfira.

#before you ask its honor mode. #i like to make things as annoying and difficult for myself as possible apparently #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #alfira #dark urge #durge

[the0verboss]

Gale References

uncompressed + unedited full size images on google drive here

#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 reference

[the0verboss]

I don't blame Ketheric for being homophobic, his daughter was stolen from him by a hot moon lesbian, his two coworkers were the grossest bisexual couple in existence, he had a lesbian who kept putting a knife to his chest and threatening to pull out his offal, and he was killed by a rainbow firing squad of pansexuals.

there are victims of the gay agenda, and Ketheric Thorm was one of them.

#durgetash #baldurs gate 3 #this is the plot #kethric thorm

[the0verboss]

Best part of Durgetash to me is that according to the "Memoirs by Gortash" chapter 4 outline you can find in his room in Wyrm's Rock, he and Durge were hanging out doing heists even before Bhaal and Bane commanded them to be allies and before Gortash came up with the Absolute plan. Gortash was just a Dead Three cult leader who saw Durge leading their own Dead Three cult and went "same hat?" And offered to help them steal back a bhaalspawn's remains + some torture devices from the House of Wonders purely to make friends.

#bg3 #durgetash #enver gortash #the dark urge #gortash x durge #bro was networking. making friends of his own volition #he didn't even know about the mindflayer colony or the elder brain. he just heard about another cult leader (an ACTUAL bhaalspawn!!) #and decided he wanted to be friends. wholesome #great tags

[the0verboss]

wow..... can you believe i have access to the super top secret classified special version of bg3 where this happens

#baldur's gate #enver gortash #the dark urge #durgetash #this is it. this is what i want