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I fucking love these videos

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to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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obsessed w internet speak but specifically these two recent inventions:

1. statement (directly contradictory statement)

ie: “i’m normal now (lying)” or something like. “doing homework (scrolling tumblr).” it’s like a text version of looking directly at the camera. sarcasm but slightly to the left. amazing

2. wacky thought <- reactionary/self aware comment

it’s like?? the closest thing i can think of is movies where the characters break the fourth wall to pause the show and talk to you about it? like emperors new groove or lion king 1 1/2? self aware ironic kinda talk show-esque. whatever it is it’s brilliant.

love the way we’re bulldozing english keep it up team

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[ Remember when I sayd I would make oc‘s based on The Smiler, well I did, plus that humanoid design I made? Also a Smiler oc now, Hehe!! ]

[ BTW I can tell you these two have some type of love relationship… ]

[ Big boss man whit his idiot twink scientist and they are happy and smiling :) ]

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

#holy shit its papyrus

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Could you please put him in hfjONE

the more AIs the better

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i think rainbow dash should have a cloud tail

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Springlocks🩸💋 in bio 🩸⚙️🔧

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i think ive seen this idea played with like ONCE before and im certain ithers have pondered it but putting kinitoPET in a modern setting sounds like a fucking nightmare GOD FORBID ur someone relatively well off enough to have a bunch of smart-tech or are just REALLY good at snagging shit like that at a good price ok God Forbid You Have Some Borderline Smart-House bullshit going on.

kinitos not only in ur pc now Hes All Up In Ur House In All Of Ur Stuff. ok. kinito IS ur House now Good Luck With That. got into an argument with my virtual assistant who has assimilated into my home now he's fucking with my lights and speakers to disorient me or put me thru some sort of sensory nightmare all out of SPITE

#kinito when he shoots several ice cubes at your guests through the smart fridge #“friend i promise i did not do that” <- 100% did that #he'd turn the heat up/down to make them uncomfortable so they leave faster #“what do you want for dinner friend” as kinito opens the fridge and refuses to close it until you get something to eat #kinito helping you cook by preheating the smart oven #“i cleaned the house while you were gone!” he connected to the roomba #youre late for work bc kinito turned your alarms off “you were sleeping so peacfully :(” #hey friend um who is “Alexa”?? #i am having a field day with this idea op im sorry

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

#jokes on you i am a fictional man #im not real its all been a lie

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i drew this funny thing like a month ago or something 🤯

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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HERE have some weeks work of doodles!!

And about the fluff ball I know kinito doesn't exactly have fur but I made him irl out of a pom pom ball so he came out extremely fluffy and I've been using him as a squeeze toy for the past few days

(I can't draw fluff that good...😭)

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