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Fun places/times for Whumpee to collapse

At the top of the stairs

In door frames

In the middle of a field

In the middle of a raging storm, without shelter

At the bottom of the stairs as they’re about to start climbing

At the feet of their Whumper

In Caretaker’s arms

In Whumper’s arms

With their back pressed to a locked door

On their stomach, straining up to reach the doorknob

In bed, sitting up too fast and their head goes light and their vision swims black

At the foot of their bed

Trying to get out of bed

Suspended by chains, so they don’t really collapse, they lose consciousness and just. Hang there.

In the middle of a time-sensitive task

Right before finishing a time sensitive task (so close)

Carrying Whumpee 2 to safety

Running from Whumper(s)

Leaning over the bathroom sink

Trying to focus on an approaching figure. Friend or foe? They’ll never know.

On the beach, face first into the waves

Knee deep in the surf. They can’t hold out long enough to make it safely to shore

In the middle of battle, from a blow so fierce that they drop straight down in a rag-dolled heap

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Mitsuya: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Draken: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Baji: Drunk.

Kazutora: Wasted.

Mikey: Dead.

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just a reminder that happiness doesn’t have an age limit!! that stuffed animal makes you happy? buy it! you like lego sets? build them!! I think it’s so stupid to perpetuate the idea that “growing up” means you have to let go of things that are “childish.” if it makes you happy then do it!!!!

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I’ve been watching every scene with the briarwoods a NORMAL amount

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Gosh, you’re a handsome couple.

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Sorry, everyone!

Sorry…Nezuko.

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Luke Evans in  Furious 6

Handcuffs

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This squad I want to see again! 😭

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Izumo: Isn’t it strange how chunin live longer than jonin?

Kotetsu: Huh, that is strange.

(Meanwhile)

Gai: Okay, so here’s the plan. You throw and we see if this pot lid protects me.

Kakashi, holding a kunai, fully intending to hit Gai instead of the lid: Yep.

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Kotetsu: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Iruka: Well at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Izumo: Okay, so was he holding you, or were his hands on your back?

Iruka: No actually first they were... they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Kotetsu & Izumo: Oooh!!

[Meanwhile somewhere else]

Kakashi: And then I kissed Iruka.

Asuma: Tongue?

Kakashi: Yeah.

Asuma: Cool.

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Gai: Kakashi and I aren’t married!! We’re only in an eternal rivalry, okay!!!

Neji: Yeah, okay.

Naruto: You’re only telling us this so we don’t kill you for not inviting us to your wedding!

Gai, realizing they are being serious: Wait, do people actually think me and Kakashi are married?

Tsunade: Everyone who thinks these two idiots are married, raise your hand!

Team Gai: *raises their hands*

Rookie Nine: *raises their hands*

Kotetsu, Izumo, and Shizune: *raises their hands*

Village elders: *raises their hands*

All the kage: *raises her hand*

Gai: …

Gai: …

Gai: KAKASHI PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!!!

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I love my dads 😌

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I hate what the next generation is becoming.

A bottle of beer just fell of the shelf in the restaurant, and one of the kids said and I quote: "Oh no.... our beer..... its broken"

#meme

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Naruto academy sensei witnessing their s/o getting harassed:

Kakashi - he knows you’re a strong person. He knows you’re fully capable of taking care of yourself, but there’s only so much he can see before he jumps in. When the person harassing you doesn’t take no for an answer, and he sees you freeze uncharacteristically, Kakashi resorts to breaking the arm they used to touch you just to help get the message across.

Iruka - you’re this hen’s civilian s/o, and you’re known for being timid when it comes to physical confrontation no matter the situation. One day when Iruka sees someone manhandle you in a market, shit hits the fan. Iruka kicks the guys ass in front of everyone and forces him to apologize, landing one more hit to the guys face just for good measure. His biggest concern after making sure you’re safe from that guy is making sure you’re okay.

Maito Gai -  For as long as you’ve known Gai he’s been positive, caring, and protective. But, it never ceases to amaze you when an incident occurs that is able to bring out his angry side. Some fool not taking ‘no’ for an answer from you is just one of those scenarios. Gai flips into overprotective mode and knocks the guy down, forcing him to listen to his hour long lecture on what the word no means and how maybe the dude needs to stop being a pig. 

Asuma - He flattens them right then and there as soon as they lay a finger on you. Asuma has no doubt of your ability to stand up for yourself, but that’s the last thing on his mind at the moment. All he can think about is some asshole just laid their hands on someone he loves and now this usually stoic man just sees red.

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*watching anime be like:*

1. Great anime, love it,

2. Oh i like these characters they have good development!

3. ...... ok, things are getting serious now...

4. How much more will i suffer??🥲

#anime #naruto #attack on titan #that sure was painfull