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Selina Kyle and Helena Bertinelli have done everything the fandom wants Jason to do, except on-panel and in heels.

#people inventing stuff about Jason because they want him to be pookie is stupid #either love him as he is or ask for more #stop robbing other characters to make your favorite ‘better’ #Jason Todd #batfam #dc

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Kwisatz Haderach

#dune #paul atreides #other people's art

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Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!

Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!

Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.

Separatist: wh

Separatist: why are you called like that

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Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

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"no attachments" in SW literally just means "don't be selfish and possessive". that's it. that's all there is. doesn't mean jedi can't have friends and loved ones. they can. just. don't be possessive and selfish about it. don't murder thousands of people in an effort to save one.

#the people in the comments being morons are killing me #just admit you want a feral immoral character it’s okay #you just also have to admit they’re immoral

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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

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#a couple hundred but only bc I did a mass purge during the season where I was controversial lolllll

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You know, it's really wild to me that a lot of Star Wars fans take their views of the jedi directly from the big bad Chancellor/Emperor Evil McBadguy. Just, uncritically regurgitating the bad guy talking points, like they're drinking kool-aid at the local cult, thinking that they're enlightened.

#the urge I have to pummel 95% of you

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Cannot stop thinking about Anne magill paintings. Maybe my new favorite painter. She just captures this ..,,,,,, dreamy feeling...,,, a certain tenderness..... a fleeting moment of contentedness..... like nothing else I’ve seen

#anne magill

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Listen to the puppet luke

#Luke: but he’s my dad :(( #yoda: as if give a FUCK I do?

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Have you ever fainted?

#I was not expecting these results #and yes #deeply unpleasant #but I am an unserious person so I was entertained by the chaos I caused each time

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i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

#tumblr legend

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Cassandra Cain by Stephanie Hans

#my girl #cassandra cain #dc

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Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe