the-knightof-thearchives
the-knightof-thearchives
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"You will live to regret it, young fellow! Why didn't you go too? You don't belong here; you are no Baggins -you-you are a Brandybuck!"
"Did you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like," said Frodo as he shut the door on her.
"It was a compliment," said Merry Brandybuck, "and so, of course, not true."
The fellowship of the ring, book I, chapter 1, A long-expected party, page 42.
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Pippin, t-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.
Gandalf, not looking up from his book: Good morning, problem child.
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Bergil: You need a life.
Pippin: What do you mean? I have a life.
Bergil: Playing tag with a 10 year old who you kidnapped from school and almost fought to the death for the last piece of toffee is not a life.
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Gandalf, locking Pippin in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Pippin: Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?
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Pippin: Hey! Look here. This milk expires tomorrow.
Diamond, hinting at their anniversary: Hmmmm, Speaking of tomorrow, it is a pretty special day, isn't it?
Pippin: Not for anyone who drinks that milk.
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I was studying organic chemistry all day yesterday and now the only thing that I can do is picture Boromir as Berzelius, his grand idea to use the ring against Sauron as the vital force theory and Aragorn, Elrond and Gandalf as Wöhler completely destroying his scheme.
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Pippin: Beregond, the kitchen is on fire.
Beregond: We need an adult
Pippin: But you are an adult.
Beregond:
Beregond: We need another adult. Go get Faramir.
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A conspiracy unmasked is one of my favourite chapters in lotr. I remember when I was reading it I was really disappointed that I wouldn't see any more of Merry and Pippin, but then all of a sudden they pulled the "I know everything about the ring and your journey and you can't stop me from following you." card and then Merry said "oh hey, I knew about the ring ever since I was like 18 lol." And then turns out Sam was in on it all along and their main investigator and I was happily fan girl screaming. Sigh. Good times.
The other great part about it is it shows how smart and capable Merry is. Like he is so sly and smart, that little dude surprised me at every turn of this chapter.
And at the end of it Frodo was feeling happier about his whole quest because his gang was coming along.
Anyways, I have always wondered what Bilbo would think when he finds out Merry knew about his strange little ring all along and at one point has done the equivalent of reading his diary lol.
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Frodo: *turns the car radio on*
Pippin: *plays the violin*
Merry: *plays the piano*
Frodo:
Merry:
Pippin:
Frodo: *singing* If you gave me a chance I would take it
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Bill the pony: I wake up every morning and I wish I could play basketball with my friends, but then I remember that I am a horse.
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Pippin Took: *Does literally anything*
Me: I… I can’t not love him
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Pippin: I have connected the two dots.
Merry: You didn't connect sh*t
Pippin: I have connected them
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Gandalf: When life gives you lemons, freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of terbuchet.
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