the-grill-master

[the-grill-master]

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

#You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? #fried rice #shrimp

[the-grill-master]

What da dog doin?

What da

What da dog doin

#what da dog doin?

[the-grill-master]

Do pain pills work on emotions?

#this isn’t a joke it’s a cry for help #funny #please god help me

[the-grill-master]

Got hugged by a female today, life is good…..

#poggers #less gooo #I am in a crippling era of loneliness #funny

[the-grill-master]

So I watched the newest Loki episode where he falls in love with the female version of himself and honestly, same.

#loki series #lady loki #yeah I’m a bit of a narcissist #me and myself are very happy together #loki spoilers

[the-grill-master]

You’re telling me it took five guys to make this burger?

I was promised five guys so... where are they?

#so you’re telling me it took five guys to make this burger? #yeah the post is also in the tags #five guys

[the-grill-master]

How bout another witty yet obvious observation from the grill master??

#please god help I’m trapped in an endless cycle of self awareness and suffering

[the-grill-master]

The Grill Master? More like The Cringe Master, amirite?????

#amirite guys #the grill master amirite?

[the-grill-master]

I love how even at their angstiest weezer still said things like “holy moly” and “I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon”

#weezer #old geezer

[the-grill-master]

[Witty exclamation/joke] [insert “amirite guys?” Here] [mild self awareness and irony goes here]

#The grill master amirite? #very typical #[funny tag]

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[the-grill-master]

"Hey you guys should check out my blog"

The Grill Master (me), circa 2021

#check out my blog #it's pretty cool #please #i'm desperate

[the-grill-master]

"When you're an idiot, you can only get smarter"

David Collyer III (my 7th grade math teacher)

#Wow thanks Mr. Collyer #OMG SO TRUE #This wasn't directed at me was it?

[the-grill-master]

Hey Folks

Had to remake my tumblr because of silly reasons

#Welcome again