the-dumb-bitch-squad

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

They are! You aren't an actual human, you probably taste things differently or something.

Fine. Well played stranger.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Apple Skittles are better.

Absolutely not. What are you, an oyster with no sense of taste?

#[Oz Mephesto] #{Okay this is really funny}

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

You're God? If you're god then you must know everything!

Wait no. I just feel like God, I’m an idiot who forgot lime Skittles were discontinued almost a decade ago.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

But... Why would that help you from getting killed?

I will just be a glow stick. I will die when God says I do. Damien is not God. I am God. Plus last time he told me to shut up I bit him and he couldn’t do anything and just dealt with his nephew (me) biting him all day.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

What... What is that supposed to do? Like, some light's spectacle? That's it?

No, it's literally my way of internally bleeding. My blood glows under blacklight too. And I'm pretty sure my bones are made of plaster.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Wh- Human- What?

When someone tries to hurt me, I start glowing like a glowstick. There's a reason I legally belong to Mephesto Labs.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

That doesn't make you immune to him, though.

It absolutely does. He can try and I'll turn into a human glowstick.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Oh, it's fine. Damien is tiny, even Avery is taller than him.

Yeah, he's also the king of Hell though. He could disentigrate all of them if he wanted to. He can't do that to me though, I'm legally the property of Mephesto Labs.

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

I just thought I’d let you know that Mr. Thorn is pissed and wants everyone back in Hell. 

#[Oz Mephesto]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

No.

#[Honey Abstinence Havisham-Owens-Bellarose]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Please?

#[Halley Bellarose]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

No.

#[Honey Abstinence Havisham-Owens-Bellarose]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Honey, Mum told me to get on here to tell you she wants you.

#[Halley Bellarose]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Holy crap...

It was pretty scary. God, June is an idiot for bringing them back.

#[Kilo Muriel]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

What?! Pip too?!

Yeah, apparently. I remember I walked downstairs and I saw two random people and my dad screaming at them to get out. I ended up getting scared and running off to the woods for the night.

#[Kilo Muriel]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

Ooohh! Well, that sounds nice, I guess.

It was nice until fucking Pip and Gregory decided it would be a good idea to break into my house and kill my dad!

#[Kilo Muriel]

[the-dumb-bitch-squad]

He was alive? Ooh! And your mother?

My mom is a Hawaiian woman named Alanna Hale. I got adopted because my mom was really young when she got pregnant. She’s a nice lady.

#[Kilo Muriel]