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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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Everytime Mads talk about Hannibal I feel my life span increasing.

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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

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I don't think we give Doctor Who enough credit for being a rare franchise that lets adults be whisked away on a portal fantasy adventure.

In most of these types of stories, you age out of being an appropriate protagonist. But the first two companions were a pair of fully-adult schoolteachers. Now, there's a template of a companion being a woman in her early twenties, but there's still potential for a broader range of ages. Anybody can stumble through that door and be whisked on an adventure--and be traumatized six million ways, sure, but it's nice to be included.

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buffy & spike + smiling at each other (requested by @chasingfictions)

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characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

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watched amok time yesterday and I’m still reeling over how spirk invented “this is gay sex” when they rolled around wrestling in the dirt and then suddenly spock didn’t need to have sex anymore

like they invented fuck or die but there was no fucking and no dying but if there had to be fucking for no dying the wrestling must have been fucking so spirk fucked on Vulcan in 1967

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The house keeps its own secrets.

Based on my illustrated gothic horror series, the Deephaven Mysteries! The first book is on shelves now, with a new mystery coming this September that you can preorder wherever you get books!

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Sometimes it still blows my mind that modern/queer fandom exists cuz starfleets finest did some roly-polies in the sacred sands

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now live with the trauma.

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#my manager at work is married. his wife is a redhead named natasha. her father named her after a video game character #weirdly enough Not black widow #someone else

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Hannibal + Art [6/?]

↳ Rôti (1x11) + Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Willem Van Der Meer by Pieter Van Mierevelt, 1617.

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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HANNIBAL + Text Posts 12/∞

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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

#also some of the media that isn't overtly marketed as artsy actually did have people putting their whole dick into the writing and visuals #the walking dead being a PRIME example #there is SO much symbolism and metaphor in that show #just bc it's popular or the aesthetic isn't what's stereotypically considered intellectual doesn't mean nobody cared about its story #about what it Could mean