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The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.

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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

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Can you explain this gap in your blog history

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nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

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adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

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who up wanting something they can never have

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am I at least weird and off putting in a pretty way?

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do u ever just feel ur libido rising from "turned on" to "about to make a bad decision"