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I honestly don’t know what to post. I’ve been trying, but I’m sad, so I guess I’ll just wish a happy holidays and cheers to everyone 💚 hope you’re all doing better than I am hahaha
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💚💚💚 hello lovelies, this account is NOT dead and neither am I, so here’s a little face reveal in case anyone was curious to have my face revealed 💚💚💚
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photography executed makeup designed by: one little sister
makeup execution and a being terribly not serious model executed by: yours truly
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Loki, drunk out of his mind: wOaH, somebody get me a glass! ‘Cause I just found mEe... a TALL drink... o’ WaAaTeR.
Sigyn: I will drag you back home at the tip of your own dagger.
Loki, flirtatiously: Oooh, Sigyn-
Sigyn, giving Loki a tight hug: That way, you’ll go to sleep and I can make you breakfast in the morning <3 uWu <3
Loki: Oh, COME ON-
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Loki, stage whispering: I think the user of our account gave up on us-
Sigyn: Shhhh! You’ll scare the poor thing off again!
Loki: Wait, do we even exist? Or… oh no… are we just… projections of…
Sigyn: here we go aGaIn-
Loki, panicking: IS THIS REAL?!? WHO AM I?! WHO ARE YOU-?!
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Loki: I feel lied to. Happy Meals do NOT improve one’s happiness in the slightest.
Sigyn: What are you-?
Loki: I’ve already had three Happy Meals and I’m still sad :(
Sigyn, tearing up: I can be your Happy Meal-
Loki, shouting: BUT I DON’T WANNA EAT YOU-
Sigyn:
Loki: At least… not THAT way…
Sigyn: o_O
Loki: *wink wink*
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Loki: you know why I like high-waisted trousers?
Sigyn, vaguely paying attention: No, why?
Loki: Think about it. High.
Sigyn:
Loki: And wasted. Who doesn’t want that, am I right?
Sigyn: NO-
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Sigyn: Loki, come here. You’re getting handcuffed.
Loki, excitedly: oOoH- really???
Sigyn: NO, this is NOT fun time! This is you’re in very, VERY big trouble time!
Loki, winking: Oh, I like trouble-
Sigyn: STOP FLIRTING-
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Loki: My hair isn’t curly, that would be ridiculous. It’s sleek and straight and-
Sigyn, lifting a bucket of water: How about we wash out all this grease and see what happens?
Loki, sweating profusely: No, wait-
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Loki: Hey, Sigyn- do you want to hear a joke?
Sigyn, tiredly: No.
Loki: Yes, you do.
Sigyn: No, Loki- seriously, it’s three in the morning.
Loki: ...
Loki: Okay, so here it goes-
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Loki: I’ve been VeRy NaUgHtY-
Sigyn: No.
Loki: Please forgive me, I’ve been a bAd BoY-
Sigyn: Still no.
Loki, sighing: Fine. I’m sorry I peed all over the neighbour’s garden... again.
Sigyn, lowering the knife from Loki’s neck: There it is. Was that so hard?
Loki:
Loki, very quietly: Yes.
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Sigyn, reading off a list: Okay, so I remembered to bring all your puddings...
Loki: Good.
Sigyn: We have the emergency kit for when something inevitably goes wrong...
Loki: Fair.
Sigyn: And... oh no.
Sigyn: I forgot the leash.
Loki, pulling out a chainsaw and a blowtorch: HEL YEAHHHHH, BABY-
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Your content is literally so funny, and I genuinely love the things you post. If you're able, please post more because you're literally so awesome. 💚🖤
Thank you SO MUCH!!! 💚💚💚 Honestly, I’m a shocked at how successful this blog has been- and YOU are awesome for that- I’m so flattered!
I’m in my very last quarter of schooling right now, so I’m a little chaotically busy at the moment but give me about two months and I can dedicate this blog to fulfilling the humour I think we all need right now 💚💚💚
Thank you so much for the continued support and I promise I’ll be posting way more frequently soon 😚💚
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Loki: I’m here for a good time, not a long time
Sigyn: But you’re immortal?
Loki, about to dive off a cliff: That’s not stopping me-
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Sigyn, entering the room: Why are you covered in Christmas lights?
Loki, standing stock still: I expect to be surrounded by presents and showered with compliments on how nice and pretty I am.
Sigyn: Are... are you our new Christmas tree?
Loki: I’m the new centre of attention, if that’s what you mean.
Sigyn: But you’re missing the star.
Loki, shouting: I AM THE STAR!
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Sigyn: What’s the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Loki: The AUDACITY.
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Loki, sighing dramatically: Sometimes I just wish that I was a better person.
Sigyn: No, you don’t.
Loki: ... No, I don’t.
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Sigyn: My husband is a ding-dong.
Thor: Agreed.
Loki, proudly: But I’m also a doorbell!
Thor: Well...
Sigyn, nodding: He is.
Loki: Yeah, cuteness is basically my only redeeming quality.
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