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every single day a sunset occurs & every single day i’m like oh my God this is the prettiest thing i’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing... & every single day it’s true

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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The blade is your implement.

The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience // Slay The Princess

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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

#emails

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If you can't be bothered to learn the difference between a rock and a mineral, well...

Based on a submission from stubeardsly.

Want me to doodle your D&D party? Commissions are open! Check out my profile for the posting, or e-mail yourdndstories at gmail subject 'Doodles' for more information.

#comics #sjsjskskk #obsidian and basalt are wildly different tho so it is clear that if you can't tell the difference between them #then you just must not care abt listening to jwarf abt his interests

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You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

#stories

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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

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🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

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wow last night nyu called the nypd on students who set up an encampment in the plaza and faculty came out to support them and form a chain around them and nypd arrested them too and cleared out the entire thing

#free palestine

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As a person who spends a lot of time lying down and rarely does any kind of activities, I come off as someone who's taking a lot of 'me' time, or a lot of 'resting' time. However I have to assert that any time I spend recovering from an activity is not 'me time' or 'resting time', it's the time that is stolen from me. I can't do anything with this time. I am in pain, I can't move, my activities are limited to 'hopelessly distracting myself so that I do not experience the full horror of what's going on in my body right now'. I don't even get to have 'me time' because of how much of the time is stolen from me.

#pd

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

#entire work only

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me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:

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I luckily haven't had to deal with much chronic pain or hand pain yet, especially with regards to baking (crochet is another story). That said, these look like some pretty solid tips! There's also some in the comments section.