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Danny being wrapped by Vlad Plasmius's cape because he is sleeping or is cold, okay, super cool But where is Dani being wrapped by Plasmius's cape like a burrito because it is too big for her??
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“Jason is a hypocrite for attacking children” well yes, but also, devil’s advocate point: I don’t think he counts non civilian children under his “no kids” rule. Like his problem with Bruce is much less that he wasn’t protected as a child and much more that he wasn’t avenged as a son. It’s very Ancient Greek. But no if you’re dressing up kids in those little costumes and putting them on the frontlines they’re getting the smoke too :/. Also he’s like 19 during the utrh era Tim and Mia are lowkey his peers
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:
Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.
Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.
Dick:
Tim:
Dick: Tim, noo..
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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can we just have, like, any feminist movement whatsoever. did everyone just stop caring?
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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots
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It's so weird how serious people in the US take puberty blockers, they are seen as last resources and extreme measures, but like when I was 10 I took puberty blockers cause I was too short, and my mom worried that since I menstruated I would not grow, so I blocked it for a few years to give me time to grow and I was then completely fine, my periods are normal, I got to grow a few inches and I never had any side effects. It wasn't life saving for me as it is for many trans teens, so why I can take it for such a bening reason while other teens can't take to save their lives?
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reblog after voting!!
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