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They really ought to make more duck shaped boobie traps to confuse those who will inevitably shout “DUCK” to their comrades when being boobied

#they just don’t make boobie traps like they used to #smh

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hey did anyone hear ab wait sorry hold on bite kill die bite bite die kill kill kill die bite bite die bite die die ok sorry what was i saying

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HONK HONK! trick or treat? :>

HONKKKKK!!! Trick please :>

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HONK HONK! trick or treat? :>

HONKKKKK!!! Trick please :>

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Am I your nonbinary catboy girlfriend😇😇

..who are you?

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You’re silly

I would never, I’m the most serious person on earth. When people see me all the joy is sucked out of their bodies and they start doing their taxes.

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I went to IKEA to buy a Blahaj but apparently that one person from the math problems bought ALL of them that morning. I’m so sad :(

#ugh and its too far to justify going again #i just know some trans girl saw them and went feral #theyre getting hunted to extinction #blahaj #geese goose #meese moose #reese roose

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YOURE BACK???? HI

HIIIIIIII I donno if im posting again or not but I missed peeps:P

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How would a bear even use bear spray they haves no hands?!?!?

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*Reflects you over the X axis and rotates you 90 degrees*

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*turning like a rotisserie chicken* What’s up, bro

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Did y’all remember to boobie trap your walls for gnomes

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My drawing tutor gave us this video as a reference and I think my humor is broken

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Cutting edge SWAT team effortlessly torn to pieces by my nonbinary catboy girlfriend

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Did y’all remember to boobie trap your walls for gnomes

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They’re sticky and taste bad:(

Frog toes

W-what?

#food tw #vore

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I ate the marble

Im gonna eat a marble