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I love this trend

the only Twitter trend I will do with joy

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‘Did you ever play one of these backwards?’

‘Oh yeah!’

‘And?’

‘It said I’d meet a dark eyed stranger.’

‘Get out of here.’

‘Even said he’d crush a bat better than when Ozzy bit one’s head off.’

‘You’re full of shit, Munson.’

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The first kiss

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You know when you're drawing, and the pose is going really well. Then you do the pose to use yourself as a reference and you realise that it looks stupid.

#drawing #artist problems #pose #art reference

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Wait, wait, queer tags are colourful?

#nonbinary #bisexual #gay #lesbian #trans

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Goodmorning. I forgot the word for mist so I told my friend it was "cloudy on the ground"

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Antony glared at his housemate."Don't you dare-" he turned, pointing to the driveway "-We've already got plenty in the front."

Bed stared at him as if he was stupid. "Plenty? Plenty? Three cats, a horse and 2 humans is not plenty!"

Pausing to accept the well, Bedness of Bed, Antony sighed. "Have you ever consider cremation?"

*cut to 15 minutes later*

Satisfied that he would not have to see the sight of Bed digging holes in the garden, Antony strolled outside with a cup of coffee. "What the HECK are you doing??!! He jumped back, startled, and the coffee went everywhere.

"...what does it look like I'm doing? (And I'm very sorry about your coffee; I'll make you a new cup in a minute)"

Antony paused for a moment. He was so tired of Bed. "are you seriously digging up the old bodies to cremate them? Bed, I meant the NEW bodies, not these ones"

"You didn't specify. You really need to accommodate for my lack of commons sense. I thought you would have learnt after the tea incident."

"DONT bring up the tea incident"

Person A: “Please stop burying people in the back garden, it’s starting to get crowded.”

Person B: “….Can I put them in the front garden?”

#get #writing #short story #bad short story #very vad short story #the fool cant even spell bad #i swear if you call me the fool again i will GEt you #im not a physical being fool. you cannot me

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I would just like to announce that the Duolingo Owl is my friend.

#Duolingo #duolingo owl #duo #french #I'm not going to lose my streak but if I did #i would still be fine #haha suckers

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I am incredibly bored.

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✨Femme enbies who are also female aligned? Fabulous

Femme enbies who are male aligned? Magnificent ✨

✨Femme enbies who aren’t aligned? Transcendent

#feminine #fem #enbies #male aligned #female aligned #nonbinary

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Now, I don't watch supernatural. I don't keep up with the news. I'm not American either. But what the heck happened ereyesterday??!?!

#2020 election #2020 #putin #putin resign #destiel #supernatural #trump #biden #russia #honestly so confused

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Wow. That dance. My little gay heart loved it.

#strictly come dancing #dancing #couples choice #nicola addams #gay #sapphic #they were absolutely amazing #and those outfits #wow

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I may or may not want to slap the human responsible for this notification.

(if anyone doesn't know, Sam Smith is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns)

#they/them #sam smith #tiktok #misgendering #pronouns #it's not that friken hard guys #seriously #Tiktok you suck

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This Strictly couple looks amazing and I can't believe they're the first same-sex pairing on the show.

#strictly come dancing #they know what they're doing #they're gonna get all the lesbians watching #this is going to be amazing

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Why did I just get an email saying I've liked 50 posts on Tumblr???

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How do I change what it says under the image?? Oh wait, that sounds dumb. I cannot change the thing that I imagine is a bio and I made an error and I don't want to but I have to correct it