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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

#oh losingmymindtonight #u and me bro #same hat

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

#PLEASE

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#1 #056 #the for you page is an algorithm and why should i want to receive things through one of those #but also #these 1000 accounts all have vastly different interests #for you wouldnt work as a concept if it tried to feed me 1000 different interests

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

#reference #computing

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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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oh the sadness stomach ache. the stomach ache caused by sadness.

#talk

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im starting to feel like the universe conspires for bad things to happen on a thursday because it knows i'm going to therapy today anyway so it might as well give me as much bad news as possible so i have something to talk about

#talk #im never gonna get to dig down into the root of things if new things keep happening every week

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you know those tropes where you come across them and are like Hard No Thank You but then you see the author’s name and are like… 😒 i will read this FOR YOU 😒…

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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I got my commission back from @windbyfire for my percabeth fic all of you, all of me (intertwined) and I am YELLING it’s so prettyyyyyy 😭

Sometimes u just accidentally make out with that hot coworker you are desperate to hate in a closet at a Halloween party, you can’t be faulted for that, it happens to everyone

#pjo #percabeth #that shits stunnin

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being a dm for a d&d game is just spending 4 hours saying the most insane random shit and really confusing your players and watching them theorise what this could all mean and then spending the next week before the next session making up answers and making it all make sense

#talk #creepy little girl who wants to stab things just got mad that no one trusts her with a weapon #guess those two interfering energies in her body are really affecting her personality #oh? the timeline has a character disappearing 50 years ago. discovering a baby. the baby disappears 7 years later. but the child is still 7? #guess theres time dilation and the child hasnt aged in 50 years!

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#omgcp

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

#911 #and there are SO many helicopters in LA #he's doing it like 40 times a day

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Jennifer & Debra's matching 911 tattoos

#oh thats so cute #911

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men can't get other men pregnant lol

Skill issue