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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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the dick must be insane

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Things are happening on reddit

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I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

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Being polyam is FR like "I'm not aro/ace but I believe in their beliefs"

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fountain in italy

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the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

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in a state of mind tp dislike the architecture of boobs. why dont they have any bone nor muscle to hnag on there. why only on the nippular area. nothing to hold this floppy bag of maybe-usable milk maker onto the cage of bones that conveniently hold all my other important organs?? hm. ok. guess they arent cool enough

#look i dont care about havin em they couldve been better made u get what im saying

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collection of posts in my harry du bois tag

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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

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erexa missed you too!! <333 i really havent been on the markiplier side of tumblr(or...on tumblr at all, lifes been shit) for a while. wish youre havign a good time these days!!!!!!!!

Awww i’m really sorry to hear that🥺 don’t worry about posting if you don’t feel like it! Please focus on your health and well being first🫶🏻✨i hope things get better for you soon, and wishing you overall a happy safe journey for the rest of 2024💕🫶🏻

#awwwwww thanks love you e #true there hasnt been much of the Lore in markiplier cinematic universe lately #wish all the best for you too!!!!!!