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teenage-crisis · 6 months
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It would have made more sense if whenever Stede and Ed stayed on land, Izzy became the new captain of the Revenge. As a parallel to season 1, except this time he has the crew's trust and is ready to take on the position without Blackbeard. THAT is what they could have done with his character development instead of throwing it away for a cheap emotional scene. Like he could have still been gravely injured so he and Ed could have that heart to heart but actually killing him was just unnecessary
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teenage-crisis · 6 months
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why would they not let him be buried with his LEG OR RING WHAT THE HELL
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"Well, that's that, then"
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.08
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teenage-crisis · 6 months
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the only thing I disagree with straight down into my bones level about this whole thing is David Jenkins saying Izzy was like a dad figure to Ed. no the fuck he was not. that dynamic was so weird and caring and horny and violent and sensual and romantic and obsessive and loving and honestly if their dynamic was like anything in life, it was two semi-closeted teenage girls. let’s be real hate it or love it edizzy was on some jennifer’s body shit
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teenage-crisis · 6 months
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the entire ofmd fandom rn
gif by @izzyfag
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teenage-crisis · 7 months
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shadow and bone: good and bad, saving the world, sacrifice and the power of listening to the guy’s mother bc she might say some legit things.
six of crows: yeah so we’re basically doing it for the money and we think we just saved the world
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teenage-crisis · 7 months
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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no i’m not okay inej told jesper he’s family too, he’s the first man who made her feel comfortable again after the menagerie, the only one she can touch and hug like a brother because she knows he���ll always be there to protect her, to love her like a sister, to shield her and understand her whenever this life they’re leading gets too harsh. jesper is family. he’s her brother too
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Wylan being enraptured by the "extremely rare" butterflies and the intricacies of their ecosystem and then mercilessly handing them out like doritos is the most hilarious representation of the duality of his character
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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the six of crows spinoff simply needs to happen so that freddy carter can deliver the "I would crawl to you" line and heal the world
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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i will not get over the fact that wylan was canonically broke but STILL brought jesper stroopwafels. this man has his priorities straight (but that is the only thing straight about him)
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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this little scene♥
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Kaz being annoyed that Wylan and Jesper we’re kissing, as if this man didn’t put them together for every mission
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Tumblr mobile app slowly replacing all the buttons at the bottom of the screen with buttons I will not use . Uh oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy .
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Wednesday: Kill yourself
Tyler: Call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals
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teenage-crisis · 1 year
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Viktor: You drink your coffee black, Five?
Five: Yep
Klaus: Who hurt you, mi hermano?
Five: Alphabetically or chronologically?
Viktor: Forget we asked
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