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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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anyway. onto better things

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genuinely how many birthdays can i have before someone raises an eyebrow at my amount of birthdays. everyone set your calendars, the next one is april 18th

#wow happy birthday dusty

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Out of Touch

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I got 78% . . .

#71%

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#skyrim

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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Baby picked his own basil leaf

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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look, serena is one of my favourite pokemon protagonists, easily. i love her. but look, there is one thing which has always bothered me about her.

look at her. it's a fun design! i like it a lot- but here's the thing. the hat is pink. the bag is pink. the detail on her shoes is pink. they all match.

the skirt is bright red.

there is no other red in the design. it's just the skirt. it looks out of place! either make the skirt the same pink as everything else or make the hat, bag and shoe details red! i don't care which, just make up your mind!

#there's not even trainer customization options to recreate this outfit with just red or just pink. it's impossible. why is she like this #pokemon #original post #again i love her so so much. i just wish her colour palette made a little more sense.

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I think we may have accidentally adopted an anteater.

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Have you ever broken the law and what is the story behind it? Bonus points for multiple stories

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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I'm gonna say it:

Astor (AOC) was a bigger threat than Ganondorf (TOTK) was, in regards to the gameplay. Yes, I know The Calamity was the ultimate threat and not Astor, but that's just lore. What matters is that when the AOC plot said, "It's time to get serious about this story now," it actually got serious. Rather than TOTK's idea of "boy, it's sure going to get serious once you hit this area and trip an event flag!"

Like, TOTK Ganondorf's idea of being 'evil' was to make a puppet Zelda and go around and mess with Hyrule, doing everything from pranking some of the stables to summoning monsters to invade the temples. And because the game is open world, it makes for some really weird tone shifts. Things ranging from "our city is being overrun by unkillable monsters" to "there's a talking chicken spreading rumors." And where was Ganondorf? Down in the core of the earth, being evil. The biggest AND ONLY threat he ever directly posed to Link was in their final fight. There was nothing in the story itself to suggest that he posed any kind of threat. Especially because he made it look like Zelda was the one behind it all.

But Astor! We saw him working with/manipulating the Yiga in his plans. He lured the gang into the Lost Woods as a trap and sent the Hollows after them, coming within inches of killing Zelda. He managed to release the Calamity early. He tore the souls out of the Yiga to re-summon the Blights! He went after Zelda himself! And when it happens, it feels impactful, because of how the story unfolds in the game play. The tone shifts; you lose access to the Champs from every game menu once they're trapped in the Divine Beasts. When the Calamity hits, the tone of the entire game shifts. You're not on some action-packed adventure fighting off the Yiga clan anymore; now the apocalypse has happened and you're still alive, trying to find a way to reverse it. And throughout everything, you know that Astor is the one behind it and he's the one you have to stop. Even with the Calamity as the greater scope villain in the background, Astor is still the focal point.

So yeah, from a gameplay and story perspective, even if Astor was a flat character, he at least acted like he was trying to destroy Hyrule. Ganondorf did fuck all in TOTK. All his action scenes were flashbacks. Lazy ass man couldn't even be bothered to trek up to the surface and destroy a village or two to show he meant business.

#the cuccoo was the yiga clan and i don't think ganondorf had anything to do with it #actually i think the entire princess sightings quest was either yiga clan or misunderstandings. #no ganondorf involved. which is arguably worse. he's useless he doesn't do shit #loz

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