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teahimbo · 5 days
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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teahimbo · 8 days
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teahimbo · 16 days
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teahimbo · 19 days
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whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much
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teahimbo · 1 month
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had the worst idea for a spidersona
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(according to google the shortest wavelength of light most spiders can see is green so that’s like. their red yk)
+the reviews because i just know tumblr is gonna destroy the quality
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teahimbo · 1 month
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i bet the dick is insane
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teahimbo · 1 month
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Love how you can feel his sanity slipping away…
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teahimbo · 2 months
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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teahimbo · 2 months
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Toys in the Attic (2009) dir. Jiří Barta
just watched this and can't recommend it enough. it's Toy Story by way of Jan Svankmajer's Alice. also there's a character named Dr Earwig!
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teahimbo · 2 months
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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟
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teahimbo · 2 months
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teahimbo · 2 months
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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!
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teahimbo · 3 months
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teahimbo · 3 months
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We’re gonna be ok?♡
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teahimbo · 3 months
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saw enjoyers when they see that nasty ass bathroom
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teahimbo · 3 months
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He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains
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he wants us to cut throught our feet
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teahimbo · 3 months
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