possibly some austria content? nsfw and sfw or however you prefer because i have an intense love for him and i swear have written an entire greek tragedy of him and i in the chronicles of my mind
HES SUCH A PRETTY BOY TEA-PETTIEST WE BOTH KNOW IT OKAY he will definitely play piano if you cant sleep or spends hours picking out roses at a local flower shop . i am rambling for no reason in this ask feature but yes some austria content if thats not too much to ask for !!! 💞
I know people suck, but just remember to keep swimming :)
I also write headcannons, though for a different fandom, and I kinda look up to you for writing things you enjoy writing. So stand tall, and fuck them, people will say whatever to bug you.
(Also drink some water 🌊 😉)
i mean, but also for why? like honestly, there are sucky people everywhere and i know that but like, people give writers so little attention -- my like/reblog ratio compared to how many requests people send in is so janky.
what's the point of taking all the abuse and for fan work at that?
it's not like i want to be known for my headcanons anyway, i want to be a writer.
i don't know -- i'm getting pretty disenfranchised with it.
power to you, you must know as well as i do how fucking wack fandom's gotten lately. i don't know if i find it worth it anymore. the headcanons aren't fun for me any longer and if i'm going to pick a hill to die on, i think it should be my own work.
Hi I hope you’re having a good day! I was wondering if you can do sfw/nsfw hcs of Ukraine x Cuba? Anyways, take care of yourself!
- katyusha tries to write love letters to máximo but struggles with being a poet. her letters end up being relatively chaste, being about her day and all the things she wants to tell him as they happen -- closer to a diary entry than a conventional love letter. máximo loves them; in a way, he thinks this is almost more intimate, her sharing the details of her life with him.
- máximo likes to go out dancing regularly and is incredibly light on his feet. katyusha finds this to be great fun and loves their weekly routine. date night is sacred for them.
- prior to them actually getting together, katyusha tries to get his attention (at natalya’s instruction) by making him jealous. while máximo can be the jealous type, he’s not the sort to play games, so this backfires and katyusha is forced to come clean.
- máximo doesn’t wait until he and katyusha are officially together to curb his flirtatious tendencies, he swears off other partners and flings completely once he realizes he has feelings for her. by the time they hook up, it’s been so long for him -- and god, has she been worth the wait.
- katyusha has a little bit of an issue with overlap and has been unfaithful to máximo before, who now knows about all of this. it’s something they’re working through.
- máximo has a knack for fucking in all sorts of strange places. he likes to get creative. almost everything in the home they share has been...christened by them.
- katyusha likes giving máximo prostate massages.
- máximo knows that katyusha likes to have more than one partner. sometimes, he’ll invite another woman in to be their third. he doesn’t mind sitting back, touching himself, as he watches katyusha and another woman fuck.
- katyusha gets off on yanderes and she likes when máximo puts on this act for her -- this possessive, vicious desire. the feeling of being owned so wholly, body, heart, and mind by someone.
- máximo finds it hot when katyusha pulls his hair during sex.
A = Aftercare: he likes painkillers for all his aches after sex.
with his lover, he likes to touch them, tenderly, non-sexually, to soothe them.
B = Body part: he likes his chest, firm and toned.
his favorite physical attribute on his partner, is their hands; capable and firm.
C = Cum: his cum tastes awful.
D = Dirty Secret: he has plenty of fantasies about aliens and animals. real sex has very little appeal to him.
E = Experience: has a moderate amount of experience compared to his colleagues.
F = Favourite Position: “cross booty,” a spicy missionary that he feels puts emphasis on his ass – his favorite place for his lover to put their hands during sex. he also feels like the sensation and feeling of motion and movement are intensified in this position.
G = Goofy: is quite silent and stoic during sex. to not take sex seriously is to not take himself seriously.
H = Hair: is very hairy; his body and sometimes his face is covered in thick, dark hair. he does not wax or shave and likes to let his facial hair grow out.
I = Intimacy: sex is more of a fun, light-hearted affair for him.
J = Jack Off: he seldom jerks off.
K = Kink: multiple eyes.
L = Location: will only fuck at his home or his lover’s.
M = Motivation: to make some sort of connection with his lover; not necessarily a life-long one, but something.
N = NO: feminization.
O = Oral: gives as readily as he receives
P = Pace: fucks slowly and sensuously.
Q = Quickie: loves quickies. he loves the desperate, unable-to-wait feeling of them. quickies are almost his favorite type of sex to have.
R = Risk: is down for anything.
S = Stamina: has a small libido. he might not outlast his lover.
T = Toy: has no toys.
U = Unfair: prefers partners that see things exactly the way he does.
V = Volume: isn’t too quiet or too loud during sex.
W = Wild Card: loves stripping naked. will undress every chance he gets.
X = X-Ray: is a grower. uncut. long, thin cock.
Y = Yearning: yearns like crazy. will pine for his lover for years before fucking them, and when he does, it’s like a spiritual experience.
Z = ZZZ: is energized during sex -- wants to clean up or do chores.
This probably sounds weird but could you rank the axis and allies by how good they could rail you?
Like from 1-5 (1 being awful like no coordination, way too serious, never on the right rhythm and 5 being a literal sex god. Like that dick is transcendental.)
italy: 3. he’s had a lot of sex and it shows -- he’s got techniques up the wazoo, but because he gives his love so freely, it doesn’t feel sacred. his lover is on a popular ride and it shows. the fuck itself might be good but not so much that his lover won’t be wondering about who’s been there just before.
germany: 1. he’s a younger nation with less experience and it shows. he tries to be sweet and romantic but it’s horribly forced. when he tries to get it in, he misses several times. ugh. he tries to hold your hand and look into your eyes, and ends up crying afterward. super uncomfortable. he’s hunky, but it’s not worth it.
japan: 3. he’s got great technique but it always feels a bit sterile. he’s in the business of humiliation but he struggles with intimacy and as such, his lovers never feel...connected with.
prussia: 1. too stunted to be good at sex despite his age. he’s emotionally awkward and too rough for most people in the sack. yikes.
romano: 3. he’s alright -- technique wise he’s great but this is overshadowed by his crippling emotional baggage. he tries his best but somehow, even though feliciano’s not there, he makes his way into your bed. eh.
america: 5. he may be new but he’s enthusiastic and a quick learner. alfred does whatever he can to please and as such, he really does please. plenty of oral, lots of enthusiasm, and a hunky boytoy? yes please. someone this young, should not have this perfect of a score, and yet...
russia: 5. sexy. he’s built, a little emotionally unavailable, and has that accent. his cock is huge and he’ll rail you. fuck. i love him so much.
england: 4. he’s got lots of experience and despite his chaste demeanor, he’s anything but. the only thing is that he might need his lover to show him that they want this side, before actually unleashing it.
france: 2. don’t be fooled -- he’s romantic and tender but he’s very vanilla. he caters so much to less experienced partners that his own experience has been inhibited. he’s good for sappy, needy partners, and that’s it.
china: 1. it’s so hard to get into his bed that he can barely be judged. so few people have actually slept with him, that his rating suffers, despite his actual prowess.
canada: 4. has a hot hockey bod and is emotionally, quite tender for the perfect blend of rough and sweet. however, it’s unlikely you’ll notice him your first time around.
so normally i just ignore inflammatory things people send me because there’s no sound way to argue with someone who’s already contextualized you in their mind as being unsound, be that morally, psychologically, or what have you, but i do think it’s related to how we as a society talk about sex and what’s acceptable within that.
listen. it is perfectly fine to curate your own experiences and that absolutely should be done. it is perfectly okay to block/unfollow/etc. and be wholly uninvolved with content to whatever degree you need to be.
however, what i’ve found in my experience, is that people will swoop in on that mighty, mighty high horse of theirs (weary after making the long, arduous trek on the moral high ground for so long, of course) and start dropping accusations of bombardment and harassment despite having gone out of their way to come to me, and having ventured far enough into content that they deem “morally repugnant” despite it being clearly labeled at the top for what it is, and tagged using well-known, identifiable tags that describe the content it deals with.
someone @ed me a bit ago about misusing the word “purity culture” and while there are many more things written by people more qualified to talk about why it’s an appropriate term to use with respect to the “anti/fanpol movement”, and who are far more eloquent when they do talk about it, this screenshot right here, to me, feels like a good example.
usually, the first bit of resistance i get when people want to argue with me about portrayals of kinks, and more often than that, paraphilias specifically is that they jump to the “it’s just wrong and icky” argument. not only is it a depiction of sex but it’s a depiction of sex that falls outside the scope of what they’re comfortable with. it’s fine to think things are wrong and icky -- but just because one person doesn’t like it, doesn’t mean the whole thing is morally reprehensible.
what’s morally good and okay is inherently subjective -- there is no universal moral good, so it’s our job in a society with laws to decide where we draw that line -- it’s our job as people who live in a community that has and will continue to have established social norms, to decide where we draw that line.
you disliking something just because you find it icky, or don’t know about it, or are afraid to like it are not where the line gets drawn. what doesn’t hurt people is where most have decided to set that line.
while people might make the argument that this content is harmful -- keeping it to audiences who consent to seeing it is how we keep it safe. setting clear boundaries and respecting those boundaries is how we keep the community safe. people who go out on witch hunts and harass others for the “sake of boundaries” are all about paying lip service without even understanding what it means or takes to have and keep a safe community.
moreover, there is no purely fictional content that is directly and solely harmful to anyone. the fictional component of this makes sure of it. insensitive? sure. does it perhaps have the potential to make bad waves? absolutely -- but that requires at least a modicum of accountability and responsibility on the consumer’s part -- something that really seems to scare antis.
deciding to draw a line somewhere just because you think “finding it icky” gives you some moral authority is similar rhetoric used by purity culture to perpetuate other harmful sentiments, much like the homophobic and transphobic sentiments the lgbt community is subjected to.
to be perfectly clear -- i’m not comparing the fuck ass tumblr discourse surrounding kink to the systemic oppression and marginalization of the lgbt community, but i don’t think they’re entirely unrelated (and i’m not just referring specifically to the history/origin of kink though i think this history is married to ideas of censorship, progress, and purity culture.) .
but if someone can take up a legitimate platform to condemn kink (a means of sexual expression) as being morally wrong off the context of it being “icky” then what sort of precedent does that set for other things? what kinds of people and in what contexts have traditionally been considered “deranged” or “insane” with respect to sexuality and expressions of sexuality? (not to mention how ableist undertones in this sort of talk) and does the mass condemnation perhaps have -- gasp! -- real consequences that impact peoples’ lives?
there’s a reason there’s an instinct to shut down censorship at low levels, such as not being allowed to read certain books in school or why we like our government to keep their hands off what media we’re allowed to consume by and large, and that’s because we all have an understanding of how these smaller, seemingly trivial instances relate to bigger, more pressing components of our life, like who we’re allowed to legally marry, what we’re allowed to do for a living, what we have access to in our education, be it formal or informal, and who we choose, or even if we choose who represents us and continues to have major influence over these major components of our life, depending on the collective noise we make as people living under the unified concept of a community.
- alfred is so used to trying things at his own that he always wants yao to wait on the sidelines while he figures things out, which conflicts with yao’s views that as a couple, they are a team. this is a reoccurring point of contention in their relationship.
- yao, never so graceful when it comes to casual work relationships, first met alfred by crashing right into him while being hasty and careless on his way to a meeting. yao thinks this is mortifying but alfred views it as their meet-cute.
- alfred is suspicious of yao since he’s so much older -- hasn’t he had his better, greater loves before him? is he just settling for alfred? yao has to convince alfred time and time again, that he loves the man for him. he’s not settling at all.
- during meetings where ludwig had one of his long, boring slideshows, yao’s and alfred’s hands would find each other’s in the dark.
- they were friends with benefits before they were a formal couple.
- yao used to convince himself that alfred was just a cheap fuck. god, he doesn’t think he believed it, even back then.
- alfred was serious about taking their intimacy slowly and by the book. when yao wanted to throw the other man down and suck his cock right away, he was shocked and yao had to slow things down.
- foreplay is yao’s bread and butter; he prefers it to the main event, really. toying with al’s nipples, making out, frottage -- it’s all a much more complicated dance than the menial back and forth of a fuck.
- alfred likes wrist restraints. he likes to see his lover pinned beneath him, vulnerable, waiting for him to stick his cock into.
- yao gets off on feminizing alfred; it’s a nice contrast to the hypermasculinity front he usually puts up. plus, he really is so pretty.
which countries have a praise and/or mommy/daddy kink
mommy kink in the queue
daddy kink done here
russia: maintains that he dislikes praise in the bedroom -- it’s corny. what is he, a dog? he doesn’t need anyone to ruffle his hair and call him good. he doesn’t need it, but fuck, if it doesn’t make him hard to know that his lover likes what he does.
italy: he especially likes to be praised for his oral skills; “you look so good sucking my cock/ with your mouth on my cunt.”
america: it’s funny, because he really dislikes dirty talk as a whole but he loves praise. he gets off, not only on attention but on being revered and adored.
belarus: gets off to praise but more specifically pet names. “dear”/”my love”/”kitten” are her weaknesses.
sweden: works for a good fuck and to make his lover feel good. he gets off on praise because it’s just a sign that he’s succeeding in these.
hungary: has always known she had a praise kink. she just...likes to be validated, even non-sexually, so it was of no surprise to her when her lover’s compliments went further than what they might otherwise go.
new zealand: had a series of bad foster father figures in his life, and as a result, he’s got a thing for older men and responds to their praise like crazy. his praise kink is tied to his daddy kink.
finland: his praise kink is simple -- he just wants to be a good boy. what you see is what you get; no one is surprised to find that tino has a praise kink.
spain: loves when his partner gives him orders paired with praise; “now suck my cock -- ah, yes, that’s it.” he’s not one to take orders blindly, but perhaps if his lover revers him in the process, he’ll accept it.
Does anybody like fucking to music? If so what type?
austria: don’t be fooled -- classical is his work music. his play music is actually music through the decades -- sappy, groovy, ideal for getting it on to a good beat and completely separate from what he does as a musician.
turkey: regional mexican music. it’s got a good beat and some subgenres are especially romantic.
cuba: the blues. it’s sexy and low and a little bit anguished. so yeah, fitting for his sex life.
ukraine: fucks to pop. it’s familiar and easy to get into. usually it’s just playing in the background from when she was getting ready earlier in the evening, so it makes for a seamless transition.
greece: hip hop. it’s objectively the sexiest genre of music.
canada: fucks to his workout playlist because he needs something somewhat rigorous and is sex not something of a workout in itself?
australia: jazz. call him old fashioned, but it’s still the most romantic genre of music. it’s the perfect one to get anyone in the mood.
Is saw you have any answered some on pet play and puppy play. What a animals does each country prefer'?
france: a bull. he does well with partners who have a breeding kink, and enjoys more aggressive roleplay scenarios.
england: switches between a kitty or a puppy because he’s new to pet play and this is pretty standard. he feels safe being such a common animal, which allows him a nice, little sandbox in which to explore the fetish.
belarus: also prefers a kitty or puppy. she’s experienced though and can communicate well through body language.
america: also plays as a puppy or kitty but does so in both a sexual and nonsexual context. he just likes it as an outlet over all.
prussia: changes it up each time because he gets off on the act of roleplaying as an animal in itself.
japan: he likes to be a puppy; sociable and warm -- both traits he feels he’s lacking in. he likes feeling as if he’s super easy to love.
russia: is a puppy because when he first got into the community, it’s what he was shown and he’s just used to it now.
hungary: started off as a furry and then got into pet play. she defaults to some sort of big cat, and occasionally a kitten.
sweden: he gets really into being a puppy. he follows his “master” unfailingly and sniffs at everything they touch.
A = Aftercare: he gets achy without his aftercare regimen, and will make his lover pay for it if they don’t make the effort to take care of him initially.
for his lover, he tries to bring out books they’ll like. he might offer to read to them. it’s something intimate but physically hands off; space without abandonment.
B = Body part: he likes his arms. lean and though a little scrawny for his liking, capable of many beautiful things.
likes a lover with fine wrists. lovely with the gleam of bracelets, or the marbled tendons and blue-green veins snaking their way beneath the skin.
C = Cum: his cum tastes terrible. it’s very watery but seems to coat the back of his lover’s throat when they swallow. when he comes, it spatters and goes far.
D = Dirty Secret: doesn’t have nearly as dirty of a mind as many think. when he speaks in innuendo, it’s more often than not, an accident. he’s ended up in a lot of sexy situations without intending to, and then went on ahead with it because he thought “why not?”
E = Experience: has an average amount of experience compared to his colleagues.
F = Favourite Position: “the om” he sits cross-legged as his lover straddles him and wraps their legs around his waist, riding him in a snug fit. this is a smooth, slow fuck, rather than a rough, hard, bouncy one. he gets lots of time with their face and chest/tits. his arms wrapped around them, it’s as intimate and affectionate as it is sexy.
G = Goofy: is quite solemn during sex. he takes his desires rather seriously.
H = Hair: doesn’t wax or shave. has been experimenting with growing his facial hair out lately.
I = Intimacy: sex isn’t intimate at all for him. when he fucks, it’s just because he wants to get his dick wet.
J = Jack Off: jerks off about once a week.
K = Kink: illness/disease. he likes to fuck his lover when they’re sick; the fever makes it hotter, their weakness makes them seem more vulnerable, and when they cough, they tighten around him to a deliriously good measure.
L = Location: will fuck anywhere and everywhere.
M = Motivation: to recommit himself to his lover. to know that in this moment, they’ve left their mark on each other as irreplaceable pieces of each others’ lives.
N = NO: breeding. the idea of pregnancy and siring children just...ugh, and he’s sterile.
O = Oral: is exceptionally generous in giving oral.
P = Pace: fucks at a nice, steady moderate pace.
Q = Quickie: hates quickies. they’re sloppy and hasty and not at all what sex could be. roderich considers them to be a waste of his time.
R = Risk: wants to try new things but won’t do anything with lasting consequences.
S = Stamina: has relatively low stamina compared to his colleagues. his lover will often outlast him.
T = Toy: has a few toys; a vibrator, cock rings, etc.
U = Unfair: he’s critical of partners bigger than him, whether that’s in terms of weight, cock size, etc. this really just stems from a place of insecurity as he feels rather scrawny.
V = Volume: isn’t super loud or super quiet. a very balanced lover in terms of this,
W = Wild Card: he’s attracted to people who look like him -- and isn’t even aware of this.
X = X-Ray: is a grower. uncut. short cock.
Y = Yearning: he can hold out and “yearn” a bit but he usually can’t want for his partner more than a day or two before making a move. he’s not very patient.