group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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Panther in the rain.
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I found the greatest reaction set:
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“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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Panther in the rain.
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@ straight people:
Honestly what the fuck
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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