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babygirl i know star wars lore that you would bully me for

#oh hi. me on my dash. why does this post have so many notes?

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HLOITARË

My art for @tolkienrsb 2023, done in collaboration with @ladybrooke's excellent fic, "Death That Twists Us".

Read it.

It's absolutely wonderful and I am so glad to have been able to work with LadyBrooke on this! Rilyanassë is a character near and dear to my heart, and LadyBrooke handled writing her so well, the fic is gorgeous, I love her so much...

What I'm saying is read. it.

#my art #Rilyanassë #trsb2023 #the silmarillion #curufin's wife

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DEATH THAT TWISTS US

A collaboration between @ladybrooke and @tarrevizsla!

Rilyanassë started her research on ways to heal Morgoth's poisons. After the Battles of Beleriand and the Kinslayings, her research had become far more than that.

More info under the cut!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Major Character Death Relationship: Curufin/Curufin's Wife Characters: Curufin's Wife, Curufin, Sons of Fëanor, Celebrimbor Word Count: 5,081

@tolkienrsb

Full art is here!

#trsb2023 #Rilyanassë #Curufin #curufin's wife #my art #NOT my fic #BUT IT IS SO GOOD #READ IT #I CRIED

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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, C.S. Lewis | The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien | The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, C.S. Lewis | The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien |  The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, C.S. Lewis | The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien | The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, C.S. Lewis | The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien

#FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

#10. þis is embarrassing.

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Here's the thing I keep trying to articulate and possibly failing: I don't actually mind characters who are terrible people. I have enjoyed many. What I mind is characters who are terrible people while the narrative keeps trying to say that they are wonderful, often contradicting what the narrative shows us, with no self awareness

#þis but also when fans try to tell me þe same

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

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i do need to step up þe tarreposting again

#let me try to summon brainrot... #tea time

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ROUND 1: GILGAMESH (the epic of gilgamesh) VS SCRATCH (ice age)

#VOTE GILGAMESH

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i got tagged in a lot of fic memes and forgot to follow up on all of þem and now i don't know which ones i did and didn't do. anyways here's shepard

“I am Commander Shepard,” you say. The words feel strange in your mouth — a mouth that has never said them before. You flip the pistol in your hand around, staring at the little dings and dents on the metal of the weapon held in your perfect uncalloused hand. The cargo bay is silent around you, the pipes and wires absorbing your voice until no echo lingers. No Normandy is meant to be this empty, but it’s coming in handy now — nobody to ask questions, nobody to wonder why you’re standing here, alone, without even your preferred weapon. Honestly, you can’t even begrudge her the gaping emptiness. Your bones are hollowed too. The target sits at the far end of the cargo bay, untouched. Your pistol still has an empty heat sink. You have not failed; you have not begun. Fear like blood rises in your throat, choking you. You try again. “I am Petra Jerzina Shepard.” It rings false in the cold air. You may be Commander Shepard — the first human Spectre, the hero of the Citadel, who death can only slow down — but you are not, you will never be her, little Petra, who only exists to you in photos and the reminiscing of family, with her big dark eyes and her fluff of brown hair, her bright voice and her unstained memory.  Well, you have one thing in common with her again: your gun shakes in your hand. 

#my fic #my writing #mass effect #femshep #tea time

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sportsball 🙄

(eir team lost þeir very first game of þe season)

#tea time

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#LO FI

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Ah, I see. so when the Dwarves of Erebor set out on an adventure to reclaim their precious stolen artifacts, it’s “heroic” and “a great quest,” but when we, the sons of Feanor…

#literally

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i do follow þe shibboleþ but in general i just prefer þe simplicity of þorn

*as þis is a double elimination bracket, þere is a chance þat þere will be a second run of þis poll to confirm þe winner.

#tea time

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#i did 40 over þe winter

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tarre vizsla is þe perfect star wars character to be made canonically trans. in þis essay, i will—

#tea time #tarre vizsla

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bearer of þe curse <- only good tarre vizsla opinions on þis damn hellsite

#tea time #I want more þings about tarre to go canon but only if þey agree wiþ my headcanons #tarre vizsla