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tarmetiel · 2 years
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bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches
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tarmetiel · 2 years
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LEE PACE 2021 | Christian Coppola ph. for Thom Browne // MET Gala 2021
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tarmetiel · 2 years
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Plz mighty bagel 
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tarmetiel · 2 years
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tarmetiel · 2 years
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Boromir smells like you want to mount him in the wild
Faramir smells like dusty books
Denethor smells like the least used toilet in an office building - basically the ghost of clorox and poop
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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She is Filled with Fanfiction
Her mind is full of fanfiction
It covers her grey matter, filling in the cracks life has made
It dances in her eyes, words melding into pictures
She can hear the voices so strongly
She can see the ships so clearly
Her mind is full of fanfiction, because the fiction wasn’t enough
 Her heart is full of fanfiction
It’s her addiction of choice, to read beyond the given sphere
It’s her sense of hope, to know there is more to the story
She is so proud of all those authors she reads
She is so excited for every refresh of the page
Her heart is full of fanfiction, because they all deserve more
 She is filled with fanfiction
She tries the inspiring dance moves
She tries the new book
She tries the delicious food
She tries so many new things
She is filled with fanfiction, for it inspires her to try
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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I’m kind of curious! Reblog this one (and only one) time if you’re part of the Kastle fandom. I want to see how many if us there are!
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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After watching DDS3
Excuse me while I go rewatch The Punisher and imagine all the ways Frank would’ve killed Fisk, Bullseye, and the entire FBI while Agent Madani is like “listen, maybe the FBI shouldn’t have fucked up” and Lieberman is hacking all the cameras on Fisk’s feed to show sitcoms instead of real life.
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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Okay seriously so much bullshit wouldn’t even have happened if they had just called Frank
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tarmetiel · 5 years
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That whole fight scene at the Bulletin? Amazing, absolutely fab. And yet... I just kept thinking
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tarmetiel · 6 years
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tarmetiel · 6 years
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As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol.
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tarmetiel · 6 years
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JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT
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tarmetiel · 6 years
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I can’t even imagine a life without anxitey.
I can only hope I would actually have a husband and family.
If anxiety wasn’t a problem, what would you want to do with your life?
Goals, Dreams, Passion etc
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tarmetiel · 6 years
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tag yourself student edition
who cares: reads books in class instead of listening, attention span of 5 seconds when studying, generally starts studying in the day before, lost all their new fancy pens by week 2, still somehow gets A*, sometimes starts arguing with the teacher
i can and i will: motivated af, watches legally blonde 24/7, big dreams and aspirations, bullet journal is goals, sometimes very forgetful but makes up for it through very hard work, wants to figure out everything by themselves before asking for help
hello my name is stressed: signed up for 10000 extracurriculars and can’t get out of them now, time management god, hates the glorification of all-nighters but stays up until 6 am anyway, has the highest expectations regarding themselves, needs a hug
aesthetics TM: desperately wants their notes to look perfect, spends all their money on stationery, loves to doodle, PUNS, is great in one specific class, always tries to help their friends with homework, study playlists!!!, can still easily feel overwhelmed and lost but they try and that’s enough
what: has lost their motivation somewhere along the way, has no idea what’s going on, “there was homework”, messy notes and messy life, really wants school to end, hates the education system, has no idea what they want to do after school tho
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