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tarcanza · 2 days

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what does the “csj purist” in ur twitter bio mean? i always read it as cumslut jonny LOL

CRYING you are *very* close my friend, it stands for cockslut jonny 💀💀 but cumslut jonny also applies 100%!!! 😌

#it’s interchangeable rlly #loved this question lmao

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tarcanza · 3 days

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are you talking about this one?

https://www.tumblr.com/manadvantage/185889179848/hello-i-just-came-across-your-post-with-kaner

CRY anon you're my hero THANK YOU 😭🙏💖

#he's so fucxnjksdkj djknfasjnudihvivhdiufkvsioaHBIUHSVIUHFSVUI #it's even better/worse than i remembered bc not the blingy 88 PLUS THE CROSS NECKLACE AT THE SAME TIME 😭✋#there's a LOT to unpack here...#kaner has absolutely made jonny give him head wearing that necklace btw #and jonny has done a terrible fucking job of pretending to Not be into it

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tarcanza · 4 days

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you are actually the worm in jtoews’ brain because you know wayyy too much about this man’s psyche‼️😨

it’s scary in here let me out !!!!!

#let’s be so fr im never getting out 💀#he’s just so #…#/fascinating/

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tarcanza · 6 days

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if anyone can send me that pic of young pat wearing his trashy blinged out diamond ‘88’ necklace i’ll give u a million dollars + my eternal gratitude 🙏🙏

#…okay not that first one #i don’t have the first one #but the second one?#absolutely ! 😃

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tarcanza · 9 days

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y’all 😭

this is a HS fic where jonny is besties with one of the kane sisters lolol

#pat teases him alll the time and you know jonny is always going red and scowling like crazy #pretending he hates it #when really it makes him all squirmy because he has the world’s most massive crush on patrick #pat thinks jonny is fucking adorable

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tarcanza · 9 days

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he actually deleted the Salzburg post awhile ago, sometime in February I think

THANK YOU ANON 🙏🙏🙏

#now we know jonny is indeed like girlies who post they’re living their best life then delete during their bi-monthly existential crises #he’s so meow meow 😻

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tarcanza · 9 days

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does jonny always delete his most recent post when he makes a new one to keep his perfect nine square grid bc i hadn’t noticed before but now the salzburg gives you wings post is gone 😭😭 it’s so funny to me omg this instagram shit is serious to him

idk if that’s what he does specifically—it would not surprise me if he did, if anyone can confirm this pls lmk bc I will cackle—but he’s a MAJOR tweet and delete girlie in general 😭😭 ((is anyone surprised?))

his insta is always evolving, he used to have a tonnn more posts up but u never know when he’s gonna go through a spiral and mass delete stuff so my advice is if u wanna preserve anything, screenshots are ur friend lolol

I miss him being active on insta stories so bad 😩 hopefully all the love he’s getting on this post will coax him into coming back!!!

#he’s just like me fr #also if keeping the nine square grid ISNT why he deleted that post i’m also going to scream #bc WHY delete it??#he’s like girls who post ‘living my best life’ then delete LOL #does he no longer believe salzburg gave him wings 😭😭#he’s abt the bali life now #BEAR IN MIND this man follows self love musings on insta #he’s a mess and i love him!!

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tarcanza · 9 days

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#i love being right about them #once again i actually write non-fiction #i'm also this close to flinging myself into the sun that he cHOSE THESE PARTICULAR LYRICS JONATHAN PLEASE!!#jonathan meow meow toews what do i tell y'all #these are literally the most Him lyrics of all time #fuck THE FEMININE URGE TO WRITE A DISSERTATION

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tarcanza · 10 days

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KANE VS TOEWS: 2017 WORLD JUNIORS EDITION

Team USA defeats Team Canada 5-4 in the shootout. Stay strong, Jonny, stay strong. (x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x)

#criminal that there’s not a fic of this that involves pat fucking jonny in his 88 jersey #like hello??? that is the natural progression here!!!#FIC WRITERS RISE UP 👏👏#patrick i’m gonna put my number on everything that’s Mine kane finally gets to put his number on jonathan toews?????#you know that man was fucking PREENING #the closest i got was making a tiny reference to the incident in first light lol #but imma need someone to do this justice fr

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tarcanza · 13 days

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um. thank you to @three-quarts for reminding me I have indeed written (((past tense))) a time travel fic 😅

would you ever consider writing a time travel fic? patrick travelling to the future and finding out the hard way that he is definitely not getting married to a woman lol

UM YES I WOULD! Let me link you to this: the labor equation

One of my most favorite fic ideas :,) WOULD BE NICE TO WRITE IT ONE DAY 😅🥲

#i rlly did forget embarrassing for me 💀

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tarcanza · 13 days

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that’s okay boston, you can have the season series as a little treat :))

#we’re happy with the type of series we won

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tarcanza · 13 days

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BARKY REVENGE TOUR

#i SCREAMED that one felt so good #i Love him 😭❤️

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tarcanza · 13 days

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would you ever consider writing a time travel fic? patrick travelling to the future and finding out the hard way that he is definitely not getting married to a woman lol

UM YES I WOULD! Let me link you to this: the labor equation

One of my most favorite fic ideas :,) WOULD BE NICE TO WRITE IT ONE DAY 😅🥲

#inbox still open #send me prompts!#sorry i've been so slow responding to everything #got some crazy stuff going on irl #but i've read and appreciated every single one 💖

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tarcanza · 13 days

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need some pomo oratory magic during this intermission 😬🪄

#comeback cats letsgooo

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tarcanza · 13 days

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if the cats don’t win this game for their captain idk what to say