talesfromdistrict11

[talesfromdistrict11]

Rue: I'm wearing heels.

Seeder: Oh?

Rue: I shouldn't be trusted with this much power.

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Seeder: Rue, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ ever again.

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Rue: I am cool, I am badass, I am a rebel, I am a fighter-

Chaff: Calm down you’re like 12, it’s just a leather jacket

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[talesfromdistrict11]

Rue: Are you in a good mood?

Seeder: Of course I am! Why wouldn’t I be?

Rue: I take it you didn’t hear that loud shattering sound upstairs.

Seeder, dryly: Update: I am no longer in a good mood.

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Thresh: I saw a dog at the hospital today.

Chaff: Why were you at the hospital?

Thresh: Oh, I crashed my car and got a concussion.

Chaff: YOU WHAT?!

Thresh: You’re really focusing in the wrong part.

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Thresh: Why is it that every time I see you, you're causing some sort of commotion?

Rue: I don't cause commotions, I am one.

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Chaff: *holding up a bread clip* Nobody under 40 will know what this is.

Rue: Right, because all bread is digital now. I forgot.

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Seeder: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Rue: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Seeder: I said sanitize. Pandemic, remember?

Rue: Oh.

Seeder: 

Rue:

Rue: Don’t go in the basement for a while, then.

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Rue: Nobody better prank me today.

Seeder: Why not?

Rue: I have ninja skills.

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Chaff: ARE YOU-

Rue: Fucking.

Chaff: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Rue: Fucking.

Chaff: IDIOT!

Thresh: ...What was that?

Rue: Seeder banned Chaff from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

Seeder: You’re banned from swearing too, young lady! Chaff, do not encourage this!

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Rue: You know what? Fuck you! Unshrinkies your dinks.

Prim: No! My dinks! 

Chaff: What the fuck is your generation on?

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Cato: Wow, you’re really violent.

Clove: Yes, but I’m short so it’s adorable.

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Rue: There was a kid napping at school.

Seeder: WHAT? There was a kidnapping at school?!

Rue: Whoa! It's okay. He woke up.

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[talesfromdistrict11]

Seeder: Do you take constructive criticism?

Chaff: Not without crying

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Seeder: Rue, please keep an eye on Thresh today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Rue: Sure, I’d love to see Thresh get punched!

Seeder: Try again.

Rue: I will stop Thresh from getting punched.

Seeder: Correct.

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[talesfromdistrict11]

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*Seeder joins a voice call while the others are playing a video game*

Rue: Guys! Don't leave me!

Thresh: Can't believe we are leaving Rue.

Chaff: Does anyone want to go to the nursery and adopt children?

Seeder: ME!!!! THATS MY SPECIALITY!

Chaff: Okay.

Seeder: Where do I adopt the children?

Chaff: ...It's a game... on Roblox.

Seeder:......

Seeder: You got my hopes up for no fucking reason.

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