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Here’s to another year folks! Thank y’all for following me!

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Yennefer: *stubs her toe* FUCK!

Tissaia: Mind your language!

Yennefer: What else am I supposed to say?? “Woe is I”???

Tissaia: ...

Yennefer: You have to accept that cursing is necessary sometimes!

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #incorrect witcher quotes #source: scatterpatter #witcher netflix #honestly this could’ve happened at any point in their relationship

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Witcher S2 Episode 5:

Lydia: Worm off the string… what crimes will he commit?

Rience: ARSON

#incorrect witcher quotes #lydia witcher Netflix #rience #witcher netflix #the witcher netflix #the witcher #source: unsure #the witcher season 2 spoilers #the witcher season 2

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@itsamau go for it! I’d be so honored haha

During the Aretuza days:

Tissaia: I can’t believe you all- I’m at a loss for words!

Yennefer: Despite being at a loss for words, Tissaia proceeded to yell at us for at least an hour.

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Yennefer: I’d love to offer you moral support.

Yennefer: But I have questionable morals.

#yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: scatterpatter

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Yennefer: Am I in trouble?

Tissaia: Take a guess.

Yennefer: … no?

Tissaia: Take another guess.

#yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: scatterpatter

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What really happened in Episode 6:

Yennefer: Not every problem can be solved with a sword!

Geralt, confused: I know, that’s why I carry two swords.

#yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #Geralt #geralt of rivia #yenralt #yennefer x geralt #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: scatterpatter #my condolences yennefer on your himbo lover #also yeah Geralt’s not a mage but this was too good to pass up

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Triss: Come on, I wasn’t *that* drunk last night!

Yennefer: You were flirting with Philippa.

Triss: So? She’s my lover!

Yennefer: You asked her if she was single.

Triss: …

Yennefer: And cried when she said she wasn’t.

Triss: …

#triss merigold #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #philippa eilhart #triss x philippa #merihart #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: scatterpatter

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Episode 5:

Yennefer: How do you know what’s good for me?!

Tissaia: That’s my oPINION!!!!

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #source: vine

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Yennefer: Of course I’m straight

Yennefer: A straight up BItch

#yennefer of vengerberg #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: unsure #yeah there’s no way she’s straight sorry fam

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Yennefer: I’m a lesbian

Ciri, confused: I thought you were Aedirnian?

#yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla fiona elen riannon #witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #source: vine

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Yennefer and Fringilla facing off:

Yennefer: Go fuck yourself!

Fringilla: Fuck me yourself, coward

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Episode 7:

Istredd: I thought you were bae… turns out you were just fam

Yennefer: Bruh-

#yennefer of vengerberg #istredd #Yenstredd #yennefer x istredd #the witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #source: vine

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Ciri: So everyone was looking at Zayn, right?

Ciri: bUT ZAYN WAS ONLY LOOKING AT LIAM!!!!

Yennefer, a confused mother: …He’s only got two eyes??

#cirilla fiona elen riannon #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher #the witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #source: tumblr

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Tissaia: Now what do we say when we get anxiety?

Yennefer: My anxiety is chronic but this ass is ✨ iconic ✨

Tissaia: No-

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #the witcher #the witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: unsure

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During the Aretuza days:

Tissaia: I can’t believe you all- I’m at a loss for words!

Yennefer: Despite being at a loss for words, Tissaia proceeded to yell at us for at least an hour.

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #source: unsure #yennefer

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After Yennefer left the Brotherhood:

Sabrina: We lost Yennefer

Tissaia: How do you lose a sorceress????

Yennefer, living her best life, hollering into the air: You forget to cherish her!

#yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #sabrina glevissig #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher netflix #source: disney #im just imagining yennefer drinking Ye Olde strawberry daiquiris on Ye Olde beach #post episode 4