#zwoop

[curestardust]

#precure #pretty cure #healing good precure #healin' good precure #cure earth #* #zwoop

[ctrlseacat]

he’s just a proud dad of three boys 

#SPREADING MY DIASOMNIA FAMILY AGENDA #so funny that silver is a middle child. yea #and sebek being the baby makes a lot of sense tbh they put up w him bc hes the youngest #ALSO OLDER BROTHER MALLEUS ..... AARRRRRRGHHHHHH #he literally calls them his baby brothers just to tease them. they are like malleus please we are at school that is not appropriate rn . #and hes like ok. goodbye little brothers and zwoops away #diasomia #twst #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #malleus draconia #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #my art

[transingthoseformers]

Sapient sparkeaters are so fucking cool though

#thinking about how sparkeater can refer to more than just the lanky tentacled ones that zwoop out your spark IT movie style #this is inspired by lost night and the sovereign Electro-leech #transformers #maccadam #but tbh more than that

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(me: a whole very smart educated adult doctor human

also me to my 14 year old: can you help me figure out how to sync my MAC to my IPAD?)

#the eyeroll and the century everybody #gather round #watch as my disgruntled yet smug child presses buttons that makes the things go zwoop

[mojoomojojo]

(ahhh oh no im really full again and im not gonna make it aaah)

(those aftershocks-- fuck-- leaking on my way to the bathroom 😖😖😳)

#my holds aftermath #you know that feeling-- #after you've wet and you're so sensitive #and i know it probably doesn't work this way but it's like #zwoop. that's another rush of pee. and that's the last rush you can hold actually you're gonna go Right Now #yeah

[jooffo]

cats are straight up shapeshifters agreed?

#like who the fuck allowed them to be so bendy #they just like morph into any shape #ive been trying to pick up my kitten for the past 5 minutes and shes just zwooping away #heh zwoop #they arent real like wtf

[vivid-badsquad]

#imagez to uze when you- *getz hot over the head with a comically large hammer and it makez a little zqueaky zound az i zwoop zwoop to the #floor like paper* #tw sui joke #sui cw #um idk what 2 tag...

[pukicho]

You need to get sillier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BOOIIOIING BOING ZIP ZIP ZWOOO honk carnival music. Carnival music! Dog chasing cat!! Laugh track laugh track laugh track. Man falling off building. Laugh track laugh track. Man falling off building in reverse (ZWOOP) laugh track

[egophiliac]

Is there any indication that Fellow Honest has a limp like the original Honest John?

I don't think so? but we haven't actually seen him walk or anything (the sprites just zwoop around the screen like everyone's on skateboards), so no indication he doesn't either! no reason it can't be headcanon. :D

the first part of the event was pretty much all setup, so we still don't really know anything about him or Gidel at this point! we might learn a bit more when the next part comes out tomorrow (but more likely it'll be in part 4, maybe some crumbs in part 3 if we are lucky) (I am expecting part 2 to be standard "walk around and look at stuff and talk about it forever" event filler with perhaps a dramatic cliffhanger to hook us for next week) (but who can say for another...checks watch four and a half hours, wow, that next part really snuck up huh)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i am excited to find out what is going on with this evil theme park! #and i am willing to sit through three hours of the characters being like 'according to legend blah blah blah' #'and that's why we read books upside-down or whatever' #jk jk i don't generally mind the filler; there's usually some cute moments and i do like seeing what references they've decided to pull! #i just think it's funny how painfully filler-y it can get sometimes #anyway for all we know they might just jump directly into the plot this time! one can hope! #i'm bracing myself for in-depth discussions about an apple core is all i'm saying

[trendywaifus]

Okay okay, babe, idk how to word it BUT do you know that one trend? Where someone puts lipstick on themselves and then it slips off the lips? 😭😭 And they or someone rubs it off and the camera pans to the other person? THIS, BUT WITH STELLA AND KAFKA? I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING

standdddd uppp nowww! I hope I done it correctly!

“ hey woman, what’s the hold up? where are you and (name)? me and blade are waiting for you two by the ship! “ sliver yells impatiently at her phone as her magenta—haired colleague appears on the accepted video call. her brow furrowed at how disheveled kafka looked compared to her usual appearance. her fringes messily hovered over her eyes, the contact lenses she normally wears wasn’t even on—instead, her light purple hues were more visible and lively. she barely had on any makeup except for the red lipstick and even then, it seemed like it was sloppily done and smudged.

“ sorry for the wait darling, i have a little distraction here, we’ll be there. “ she apologies lowly, smiling down at the camera. sliver wolf rolls her eyes as kafka glances off to her side, her smile grew wider. what seems like to be your hand moves into the frame and attempts to wipe the smudge from the corner of her lips.

“ i’m so over it with you two. “ sliver wolf mutters, annoyed as the camera pans over to you. your face was covered with lipstick stains, looking absolutely dumbfounded as your eyes caught on to sliver wolf’s. “ k-kafka, you crazy woman! “ you smacked the phone away from your face, the aforementioned woman giggles before the phone call ended.

“ i can’t believe those two. . “ the hacker sighs exasperatedly then turns her head towards blade who had his arms crossed with dissatisfaction after hearing the whole ordeal. “ i guess we will have to waste even more time to wait for those two clowns. “

he merely grunts with a shrug, “ typical. “

“ (name), are you wearing lipstick? “ march asks, curiosity laced with her voice. she quints at you from the other end of the screen and you chuckle nervously, “ w-well, i kinda wanted to try it on, y’know? “ she stares at you suspiciously, “ but why is it smudged? “

“ because it’s my first time, it’s not going to be perfect march. so, why did you video call me? “

she definitely wasn’t buying that but she decided to shrug it off. “ stelle isn’t answering her phone and i wanna ask you if you seen her around. “ she blinks in confusion when your eyes immediately travels somewhere off screen for a few seconds before returning your attention back to her. you smile playfully, “ yeah. I know where she is. “ on cue, stelle’s hand came into view, clumsily smearing more of the smudge from the crevices of your red stained lips.

march’s gasp was dramatic when the camera switched over to stelle who was casually covered with lipstick prints. she waves at the camera with her other hand, “ did you need me march? “ there was a few moments of silence before a small click! fills your ears and afterwards a loud zwoop! indicating the call ended.

“ uhhh stelle, did she just take a screenshot of you and leave? “

“ yeah. “

“ she’s going to show and tell everyone, isn’t she? “

“ yup. “

#honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #honkai x reader #hsr x reader #kafka x reader #hsr kafka #hsr imagines #stelle x reader #hsr stelle #honkai star rail imagines

[shiroikabocha]

favorite part of talos principle??????

I procrastinated forever on this ask, sorry. The answer’s kinda sad. But it’s also, like, deeply true and important to me as a person, so.

My mom died at the end of 2013, concluding a truly impressive any% cancer speedrun. Less than 90 days from first symptoms to last. I loved her a lot. It was a bad time.

2014 was the worst year of my life. I became convinced that human consciousness (or at least, my own human consciousness) was not an inherent good. Not an inherent bad, either, just… the nature of the human brain is to want to continue existing, and to be incapable of continuing to exist. It’s not a system that’s designed to function without pain. It’s not a system that’s designed. Consciousness hurts. Being a conscious, physical creature in an unpredictable physical world that has no obligation to make coherent narrative sense hurts.

(I miss my mom. It’s a problem with no solution.)

And then there was this video game. And it had this guy (gender neutral) in it. And this guy was like: you’re so right, bestie. Making sense of existence? That’s a loser’s game. Can’t even get to I think, therefore I am without coming up against some truly gnarly logical conundrums—almost enough to make you wanna invent a big invisible sky-friend who gives you all the answers and reassures you that you’re important and good, right? But that’s stupid. You don’t want to be stupid, do you? You want to be smart. Like me. Smart means you’re better than the people who need happy little answers to all their silly little questions. You don’t need them. You don’t need anybody. That’s the great thing about nothing—it’s so beautifully consistent! When nothing means anything, there are no contradictions. Trying to understand your place in the cosmos—asking the question “I exist; what should I do with that fact?” and expecting to arrive at an actual, functional answer—is a sucker’s game. The only winning move is not to play.

I can’t really explain what it felt like to see my own feelings repeated back to me so clearly, so accurately, and at such length—and for my reaction to my own worldview to be seething fucking hatred. When I started playing The Talos Principle, I was a pessimistic nihilist. I did not perceive myself changing into something different until I was screaming at my keyboard FUCK YOU, my existence has meaning because I CHOOSE to imbue it with meaning and I do not FUCKING CARE if it doesn’t make sense, some things are more important than being flawlessly logically correct and ME HAVING A REASON TO LIVE is ONE OF THEM

(when your internal logic answer to Why should I stay alive? starts out as My life is a precious gift given to me by God and it is not mine to throw away, and then your understanding of the world changes in a way that no longer incorporates an ontologically-existent God, sometimes you wind up with: Why should I stay alive? Answer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And that answer really only works as long as nothing terrible happens. It does not hold up well under stress. When you take god away you do have to put something else in its place, and it’s not easy to find something else that can hold up under the weight.)

Like… it would be an oversimplification to say that The Talos Principle made me want to live again. But it wouldn’t be too much of an oversimplification to say TTP forced me to acknowledge that I didn’t currently have a good reason to want to live, and that felt bad, and I owed it to myself to fix it. And that if I could hate this fucking asshole librarian so so much (because he was me), and still feel so much compassion for him by the end of the game, then maybe I could figure out how to feel compassion for myself, too.

Also I really like the puzzles where the solution is to zwoop around all over the place with fans, those are my favorite

#the talos principle #milton library assistant #this is part of the reason I took an extended break from TTP2 #it was bringing up complicated feelings #that are probably worth exploring! but are difficult nonetheless #it’s not the fault of the game that it’s inextricably tied up with how I learned to survive my mother’s death #but that’s what the game means for me and when TTP2 started talking more explicitly about death #it got a little heavier than I was ready to deal with #I will return to it for sure #but not right now #I’m not emotionally ready #(ugh that sounds so fucking weird but it’s also true)

[transingthoseformers]

I've talked about this before but. Gow many times do you think Chromedome erased his own memories outside of the spouses dying stuff? Because the more I think of it, the more plausible it is.

#maccadam #transformers #why are all of my Chromedome posts so angsty #quick it's CD angst post hours #mtmte chromedome #bad day at work doing unethical warcrimes at the Institute? into the recycling bin they go! #rough argument with Prowl? au revoir bitch! #Domey got mugged on the way home? zwoop no he didn't! #I'm thinking so much about mnemosurgeon angst lately and how easy it is for them to abuse their skills in self destructive ways #after all didn't he say mnemosurgeons usually die young? I'd love to go into more of the reasons why that happens

[mickules]

Just a heads up; I had surgery

There's nothing to worry about tho! Everything went fine, I'm healing up well, it just really knocked me for six. Spent the first few days doing nothing but sleeping like this:

with rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles on loop and an alarm going off so I could take medication (soo many pills n' injections) and check all the dressings to make sure I hadn't bled all over anything. Again.

That being said I'm well on the mend, just wanted to give yous an update for the lull. As you can imagine I've not really been cognisant enough to do much but I'm feeling miles better and taking my time getting back into doing a little bit of drawing here and there :)

(just a funny anecdote but when I was getting the first round of anaesthetic I was sitting up initially then told to swing my legs round to lie down but was a little woozy and the anaesthetist just ZWOOP:

Hoisted me up like a princess and I just immediately devolved into a blushing bride like holy cow! Maybe it was the drugs, but I was not anticipating just being....effortlessly picked up like that! I'm not even that small a dude!

Fuck, really hope that didn't awaken anything in me.)

#surgery tw #medical tw #medical equipment tw #illness tw #medication tw #hospital tw #I'm 5'7/11st I'm not THAT easily picked up #Also that anaesthetist was something of a silver fox so that prob helped #cut my hair for the surgery - ain't my first rodeo #OH just in case - I've no issues with medical bills dw 👍 #mickules #mickules text

[skratchytheclown]

What do the koopalings think about Kamek? (Unless this has been answered before)

Larry: "He's cool! He does a lot of magic stuff. ZWOOP POW BLING! But.. sometimes he can be kind of boring. He constantly talks about responsibility and doesn't want me to 'play' with my wand."

Morton: KAMEK NICE. BIG HELP TOO.

Wendy: He's an old geezer, but I'm not sure what we'd do without him. He keeps order around here, and taught all of us a good deal of spells. He also helps calm us down when we get into fights. I'd say he's a bit like a grandpa figure.

Iggy: He's cool I guess, but sometimes I wish he'd just let me do things my way!

Roy: Honestly, he's pretty much everyone's babysitter. We kinda need him around because everyone here is just stupid. Heck, even lord Bowser himself would have done a lot of reckless things if it weren't for Kamek. Don't tell him I said that haha.

Lemmy: Uhh, I dunno. I haven't really paid much attention to him. He taught me some cool tricks with my wand though!

Ludwig: "Kamek? Ah yes, he is my mentor. He was the one who taught me about magic and spells in the first place, and I was immediately interested. Who knew magic had so much structure to it? Kind of like working a muscle, really. I'm hoping to become as skilled as him one day. I want his knowledge to linger even after he eventually passes away."

...

"I would most likely be banned from using magic again..."

[bluebudgie]

i am simply grabbing this chak drone. zwoop.

#soto spoilers #gw2 spoilers #secrets of the obscure spoilers #budgie plays gw2

[pixel-moss167]

zwoop-

#pixelsartbutnotreally #stickman oc #hi pepol