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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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I found one of your sagau posts about language and got me thinking xD

Reader who knows a lot of languages which gets people confused. Are they speaking in their godly language? Are they really that mad that they switched to another language? Why are they smirking like that--- (Aether/Lumine who understood everything trying so hard not to laugh at people's reactions)

Why did I imagine that after a flowery speech Reader delivers a response so blunt the vine boom sfx can be heard---

Reader trying out flowery speech and failing, while the rest of the people in the background are either A.) Trying to convince you that its alright to talk simply (oh now you turn the tables--) or B.) Some of them fainting in devotion/cuteness because their god looks at them so eagerly for feedback

I heard somewhere that Mondstadt is based on Germany and another post about Snezhnaya (bruh whats the spelling 🤣💀) based on Russia, so I thought that while they speak english they also throw in a couple words of their respective language (or in some drunk cases, full out native language). Cue reader just.... 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️

Bilingual reader who uses full advantage of their knowledge into making puns and jokes to Cyno----

WE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

YES YES THE PSPSPSPSS NEVER FAILSSS🛐🛐🛐

(subliminalmessagingpspspspsscometomeaskscomepspspspspssubliminalmessaging)

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DUDE ive thought abt just making it where Aether/Lumine are the only ones who understand English/ur language and like, while u can (or maybe cant for shenanigans) speak Teyvatian (ew theres gotta be a better word for that?) Theres NOTHING as amazing as the bilingual experience of pranking bitches

Eula gives like a whole poetry book of a speech to you guys to be more responsible abt gliding in the city (its cute <3 shes actually very concerned bc you know you would do sm that would worry her, i mean i know im just flinging myself off of every surface all the time, esp in Mondstadt im not using no stairs💀)

And you just... turn to Aether/Lumine and say smth in English and they bust out laughing

(Or worse, u two are giggling like little shits✨️)

Dont feel too bad Eula, they do this to everyone

(Paimon's constantly on ya'lls case abt it)

Like u didnt even say anything rude (probably), as u explained to Eula, but its like this all the time, sm ppl even find themsleves jealous of this bond you two have got, tho whether they are jealous of Aether/Lumine or you is still still hard to tell,,)

♧

IM SO GLAD ONE PERSON OUT THERE GOT THE FLOWERY SPEECH -> YOU REPLY -> VINE BOOM 🤝🤝🤝 THING I WAS TRYING TO CONVEY

Thats deadass like how i imagine half the time it would be like talking to ppl, esp if ur critizing smth that person was doing lmao (like roasting them)

Its even funnier if like, u didnt hear the vine boom so to speak, like u got ur back to the rest of the characters/npcs while ur talking to this one person and u dont even know u just said smth that's got like one person crying laughing

(KAEYA, aether/lumine, hu tao, KAVEH, Venti, childe, Yae Miko, SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER, beidou, off the top of my head)

♡

Another one is just standing there in shock, when will they unfreeze? Only time can tell

(Zhongli, jean, eula, keqing, ayaka, ganyu, kuki shinobu, once again off the top of my head theres so many characters at this point in genshin help)

♡

They're just like,, processing still, theyre probably overthinking everything u say bc to them you give so little information 💀 i can see the like transparent images of their thinking faces floating around them now LMAO

(Alhaitham, zhongli again rip, DILUC, kaeya's also laughing at him not just you his stomach hurts help him, Ei, XIAO, ALBEDO, Ayato but he'd also be muffling a laugh, Kazuha maybe i can also see him just giggling n shit, Kokomi, CYNO, Tighnari but also he'll react like its the funniest joke ever while he's trying to actually think abt it, so he just ends up standing there, thinking outloud, then cracking up over and over again lol)

♤

Oh Cyno u sweet summer child, as soon as u started making puns it was over for him, no one can stop you, even if Tighnari can't understand ur language rn he can definitely just sense there's bad jokes being made, esp if Cyno gets it and his lip like, twitches upward or even worse, he chuckles.

(Tighnari's totally getting onto him for corrupting you)

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pLEASE US ACTUALLY TRYING TO SPEAK LIKE THEM 😭😭😭

What a cute image, just some of them reassuring us and some of them thinking its cute for trying, and we look around the room when we try for feedback i know i would 😭😭

If i actually got close tho they better give me a headpat or smth

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Anyway THANK YOU for the ask!! (subliminalmessingpspspspspscometomeaskscomepspsps)

That was a BEAUTIFUL✨️ thing to read, got my heart doin backflips and shit 😳😊🥰

God this is so long im so sorry everyone

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

#my asks #ask box open #please send asks #genshin sagau #not really #im gonna still label it that but its really #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #genshin impact #im not putting character tags suffer #genshin god reader

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shitposting-puppet · 11 months

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A list of Genshin character headcanons and personal ships that Just Make Sense

This will also feature Aether as the traveler, im sorry-

Heizou was a victim and a perpetrator of the VHD. He lost his vision about 8 months in.

As a result he has difficulty with his emotions as well as the emotions of others. He's very inept, a genius but emotionally inept.

Kaveh and Al Haithem don't hate each other, but they definitely are not good friends.

Speaking of, I think Kavehthem is super toxic. Source? My parents were just like them before getting divorced and now they dont talk to each other.

Kaveh's hurt line of: "I've been through worse" yeah... He had a shitty ex.

The ex was a Dottore clone.

The same Dottore clone is how Lisa found out she was lesbian lol.

Diluc and Eula get fake married.

Eula so that she's finally rid of all ties to the Lawrence Clan

Diluc because he's so tired of getting hit on at the tavern...

Dehya and Yoimiya have prosthetics.

Poly5WIRL

(-Wanderer.) That man is so aroace istg

Heizou is also dating Tighnari. No I will NOT elaborate.

Meanwhile Aether is additionally dating Kaeya and Albedo

(who are also dating cause why wouldn't they?)

Heizou and Sara are each other's chosen family.

They eventually legally change their last names so that they're legally siblings too.

Heizou originally wanted to live on Watasumi, but the first time he escaped there he was found and dragged back home.

Speaking of: Heizou was born and raised on Yashiori, specifically in Higi Village.

When Heizou ran away to Watasumi, thats where he met Kokomi and Gorou.

Gorou is trans mtf. Her name is Hina. You cannot change my mind.

Hina and Koko? Married.

Ayato and Itto? Dating. I love they.

Thoma is a fucking wolf hybrid you cant change my mind! He can shape shift!

Also Noelle is his little sister i just

holds them gently

Cynonari is married, Collei is their long-suffering daughter.

Cyno continues to try and ask Kaveh out.

Kaveh continues to be super oblivious.

Kaveh 🤝 Collei = Trauma from Dottore.

Wanderer chose to go to college over hanging out with Traveler and their friends....

Only to end up talking to them anyway. He is Suffering.

Kaeya has Pyrophobia from the Fight.

Al Haithem is a dick. Like he won't bring up trauma or misgender you, but he's still an absolute asshole.

Why is he an ass? Because he knows and deliberately hurts others feelings. He is aware of what he's doing.

Al Haithem is also deaf + autistic. Yes, you can be disabled and still be an asshole.

Kaveh and Al Haithem are Autistic on Autistic Violence

The Nameless Bard's name is Raven, because I am a sucker for Dramatic Irony. Also because I like it.

Childe has chronic pain and early-onset arthritis

Shenhe is actually Chongyun's mom, she gave him away when he was a baby for his safety, and the cover story she and the village gave was that she's just an aunt.

Opposite to how Chongyun's energy is pure Yang, Shenhe's is pure Yin, making her much more likely to attract demons

Heizou and Sango genuinely cannot get along.

Kaveh is actually from Aaru Village. Well, before his dad moved them to the rainforest.

Kaeya actually resent his Khaenri'ahn heritage, as it gave him the impossible burden of spying on a nation.

Btw, Kaeya would choose Mondstadt over Khaenri'ah anyday.

Diluc has a room for Venti at the Winery.

Also, Diluc and Jean are not the only ones who know Venti is Barbatos. He aint that slick.

Albedo, Sucrose, Kaeya and Hu Tao also know.

Sucrose and Albedo? Figured it out themselves.

Kaeya? Found out by accident after Venti got too drunk.

Hu Tao? She already had suspicions that Zhongli was Morax, and Venti showing up along with him, Zhongli and Xiao all being awkward just confirmed it.

Heizou and Yanfei are pen pals. They're besties, Your Honor.

Kazuha and Heizou once did it on the fucking beach during VHD.

This was also 2 years before they started dating. And 3 before they met Aether.

Heizou's a bottom btw. a bratty one.

He and Sango tried dating once while they still got along, but broke up long before they split off

Technically, because of the Irminsul wipe, Venti is still the youngest of the archons. Nahida doesn't know how to feel about this. Neither does Aether.

XIAO IS CANONLY OLDER THAN VENTI ISTG IM NOT JOKING XIAO IS 4000+ AND VENTI IS AROUND 2600 IM FERAL

Anyway

Heizou is allergic to mangoes. And Lavender Melon, and- actually this guy is allergic to near every fruit... Except for sunsettias and pineapples, strangely enough.

This doesn't stop him from eating candy. Much to Sara's horror.

Dw, she has the bfs gang up on him.

Heizou struggles with depression at times. And it's something he goes to therapy for. He hasn't done anything, but for a while it was pretty bad, especially right after the decree ended.

Kaeya has hEDS (Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)

It means his bones are more likely to dislocate and pop out of socket if he's not careful.

KAEYA FUCKING DUEL WEILDS SWORD AND CATALYS PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME CATALYST KAEYA I PROMISE TO BE GOOD

Kaeya is also autistic with some pretty weird sensory issues. The second water gets in his boots this man will toss them off faster than Signora died.

He hates wet socks. Despises them

Yes I'm projecting.

Speaking of Signora. Aether and Venti held a small unofficial funeral for her on Cape Oath. They only had her mask to bury...

Faruzan has all but adopted Kaveh as her grandson. Kaveh has accepted this.

She/they Paimon.

Aether is older than everyone (because, well, physical manifestation of a star) and doesn't tell anyone. He finds it funny

Hes also lactose intolerant. Lumine too.

Aether doesn't let it stop him. Lumine hates this about him.

Fischl is a system

The events of the Aranyaka quest and the Pari quest happened around the same time. How you ask? Aether didn't go to Sumeru alone, he brought Heizou and Kaeya (this is before Hei joined the polycule-)

Its also when Tighnari and Heizou eventually started dating because Heizou kept running off and dragging Kaeya with him when they were supposed to be recovering from the Samsara and Tighnari went "Oh godsdammit i like him..."

Cyno and Nari talked it out and Collei was also cool with it so Nari shot his shot and... It took longer than expected for Heizou to notice...

ANYWAY PARI QUEST

Along with Heizou and Kaeya, Kaveh and Nilou also went with them.

As you've spotted, there isn't a single healer among them

Heizou preoceeds to give Kaeya his spare catalyst and turns that boy into a healer.

"Sorry Aether, I turned your boyfriend into a healer"

The catalyst was the Inazuma craftable one...

Kaveh and Heizou actually hit it off pretty well, bonding over being geniuses in their respective fields

Nilou is Mom friend. Im correct. She calls people "darling" and "sweetheart"

Anemo should be allowed to swirl Dendro so it does in my universe.

Kaeya and Heizou are the ones to find the door to Khaenri'ah... Kaeya doesn't react well and all Heizou has to go on is that maybe the Abyss hurt him somehow

He's kinda right, but its not the full picture.

Also Cynonari have absolutely no clue where those two are at this point... They are Freaking Out because Aether is off doing other things and told them to keep those two in Ghandarvah Ville...

Heizou punches Al Haitham in the fucking face.

Lyney has longer hair, and it's braided over his shoulder like in Lisa's alt skin.

Lyney's outfit is also 30% more slutty because holy shit its an abomination.

The twins are both cats. Lyney is SUCH a catboy (derogatory)

I want that Twink Obliterated.

One-sided LyneyxAether. Lyney gets over it... eventually.

Barbara and Freminet is such a cute ship yall are sleeping

Lyney is canonly Down Atrocious for Aether omg that poor magician

Freminet occasionally drags the twins swimming with him. But only in shallow water cause Lynette doesn't like the water. Lyney does though.

Freminet has killed a man that looked at Lynette wrong. He will kill again.

Lyney: Autistic ADHD

Lynette: Autistic

Freminet: Autistic Agoraphobic (Agoraphobia is the fear of people)

Freminet and Lynette tag team Lyney when he's talking bad about himself

Can you tell i love these guys?

Wriothesley and Clorinde are.... they got Something goin on

Neuvillette and Furina are married.

Heizou punches Lyney in the face after the trial

Is immediately sent to Solitary Confinement for Inciting a Riot... In front of Wriothesley

"Oh this is bad... This is really bad!" Heizou

"What's wrong man?" Cyno

"I kissed Aether!" Heizou

"Woahhhhhh... I owe Nari and Yanfei so much mora" Cyno

After 4.2 Furina moves in with Venti at the Dawn Winery.

Diluc walked in to see her and Venti playing cards and went "I'll go set up a room."

Also canonly? Heizou is fucking buff. Never forget he can take down the ENTIRE POLICE STATION WITHOUT A VISION

Lyney is just "He could have rocked my shit...why was that hot?"

Wriothesley is Suffering because he lost a match to a twink

Heizou is Not friends with the Orphan Trio lol, but he is friends with Chevreuse. They bonded over shitty dads

Heizou also just goes home with the Inazuma cast after the Fontianalia Film Festival

Yanfei and Cyno also go home lol cause Natlan would not be the best place for them

Heizou, Kano Nana, and Gaming are cousins on their mother's side. Their moms were sisters and grew up in Konda Village.

Gaming and Amber are cousins on the paternal side

Gaming does NOT forgive his father during Lantern Rite. He's also angry at Aether for telling people his private matters.

Heizou is there during Lantern Rite because Favoritism Privilege. Heizou is also upset because he's been there.

Heizou's brother is named Yamashi and his mom is Kanae. The father stays nameless bc fuck him.

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #shikanoin heizou #kaveh genshin #5wirl #wanderer genshin #genshin impact characters #puppet speaks #alhaithem #lyney and lynette #freminet #neuvillette #furina #focalors #clorinde #wriothesley #gaming #genshin cast

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opalthea · 6 months

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what if a double date with matching outfits 😍

xiao 🤝 scara -> bfs who just follow their partners around just appreciating them and their matching outfits waughhh 💖 also probably smug on the inside because yeah that's my partner!!! look at how wonderful they are!!!!

yes yes completely agree, genshin men r so lovable but um. zhongli and baizhu.... they give off the homey vibes??? like i get the appeal, just don't see them that way T_T also THAT LAST BIT,,,,, whipped scara is dangerous for me fr (this man is so nommable)

funny confession I've been attracted to almost all the anemo men and had a phase about them at least (1) once. but as you can see, only scara has managed to break all possible records and STILL be my fave till today. to think that kaeya was the reason I started playing genshin.... oh look at where i am now🧍

anemo just hits differently, but no matter who i eventually come to like *cough* lyney, neuvillette. scara shall always reign supreme. truly vexing,,,,,

I can totes agree on having at least ONE of the genshin men soloing anyone else in the simp tier list. (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿◡⁠`⁠) Like there's really just no one better, Miss Mhie, so keep your pretty eyes on that enigmatic puppet, would you? Hehe.

And double dates? Why not just have them both /silly /j. Sorry, other person, your boyfriend is also mine /BIG J.

I really agree on how these two are some of the genshin men who would just silently follow you around, not because they don't wanna talk or they don't know what to talk about, but they MUCH prefer you talk their ear off. Like, they'd speak up, and they'd tease and poke fun or be sassy, BUT they like admiring you being by their side. It's all that matters to him. They like having you so close to them that they could see each and every detail on your face, or to the point they can feel your body heat from just hovering near.

So so proud of your outfits and won't let anyone say otherwise. Not even a "haha you look stupid" towards HIMSELF, because how DARE that person insult the attire YOU chose for him?

Thank you for the wonderful food, Miss Mhie. I look forward to your next ask.

#visitors from tevyat : mhiieee #ae answers !#i love when men.

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patitas-de-elefante · 10 months

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Relación ideal y persona también

Mi relación ideal es que sea a base de confianza, tolerancia y comprensión. Que la lealtad sea algo fundamental, al igual que la comunicación.

Me gusta que me digan las cosas, porque o no me doy cuenta o no pregunto directamente porque no quiero incomodar.

Ojalá llegar a tener una relación constructiva, donde seamos partner, donde nos sintamos seguros de nuestros sentimientos y seguros como zona de confort.

Pero necesito también de compromiso, comprensión y tolerancia debido a enfermedades mentales que me llevan a condiciones físicas como temblores en las manos y en todo el cuerpo, problemas con el colon, problemas de migrañas, y sumándole la parte crítica de los trastornos donde deja de "ser divertido" o deja de ser un chiste, como lo son las crisis de angustia, los cuadros depresivos, entre otros.

So, eso como relación ideal.

Como persona ideal, ojalá tuviera todas esas características JDJDK así que lo enfocaré como en detalles simples.

Amo a la gente detallista, gente romántica, gente sensible, gente que escucha. También que tengan una personalidad más activa que la mía, porque así me pueden mantener animada y como que de algún modo nos podemos complementar fácilmente. Me gustan mucho las mentes abiertas, me encanta la gente que tiene sus metas y objetivos claros, que tienen los pies en la tierra, pero que también cuestionen todo. Al respecto, me gusta que tengan harta inteligencia pero que no sean pedantes. Me gusta que sepan de todo un poco, y que gusten de compartir conocimiento porque igual me gusta aprender aunque probablemente lo olvide o sea un dato insignificante jdjd.

Actualmente se me hizo requisito que no fumen, o que no lo hagan conmigo al lado, porque por medicación ya no puedo tolerar el humo, y el olor igual me molesta un poco 😔.

Me gusta que sea una persona hogareña, que le gusten los videojuegos porque igual me gusta jugar, pero más me gusta ver a la gente jugar JSJDKDK. Es como mi síndrome de hermana menor donde veía a mi hermano pasarse las etapas de los juegos sin ninguna dificultad jdjdjd.

Ahora, como en resumen, puedo decir algunos personajes que son como mi ideal xddd como para resumir mucho más, aunque me de mucho cringe mencionarlos: Thoma, Xiao, Zhongli, Noelle, Kuki y Ayaka del Genshin, Mitsuya y Baji de Tokyo Revengers, Guy de Los Croods, Edd de Ed, Edd & Eddy y Phil Dunphy de Modern Family (aunque esto es muy Freud, porque también es como una figura paterna para mí, pero es que es tan estúpido que me gusta JDJDJ).

Y esos son mis estándares sjjdd tampoco creo que sea tan exigente, pero bueno, son ideales. Nada puede ser 100% perfecto 🤝

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empyrangel · 2 years

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Did a crossover in gacha. Matches r based off of characters’ personalities/occupations/appearances.

Diluc/ Red Velvet

Edgy red bois with a strong sense of justice and an even stronger fanbase

Xiao/ Lilac

My two favs <3 I have a type

Very pretty bois very dangerous and stoic but definitely soft under the surface

Lisa/ Latte

Smart milf lady

Zhongli/ Dark Cacao

Edgy dumb dilf men I hate them

Venti/ Clover

Sweet green bois! I squeeze them!

Honestly kazuha’s more like clover and venti’s more like vampire, but they look very good together

Xinyan/ Chili Pepper

Mmmmm spicy

Klee/ Cherry

How come I’ve never seen this mashup before? They’d be best friends!

Razor/ Werewolf

Good bois! They wag their tails!

Childe/ Clotted Cream

Childe reminds me more of licorice tbh (meant as an insult) this is a very visually appealing one though

But clotted is a poor little meow meow and not responsible for his actions and childe tried to genocide Liyue what the fuck childe

Beidou/ Hollyberry

Girlboss alcoholics 🤝

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gh0stchoir · 1 year

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She first felt something when she tried to set up Zhongli and Xiao, and... had a 'weird' feeling in her chest when she imagined them together. She ended up not going through with it because of that. (She was jealous but didn't knew the feeling) When sparring with Xiao, she found herself blushing and thinking about holding his hand, which made her heart pound even faster. Again, she had no idea why.

Second time was when she helped Kazuha out with something. They were friends before, but when he talked about the Traveler, she got the same aching feeling she had when she thought about Xiao and Zhongli together. Just... as if her heart cramped (she went to the doctor because of it) Her heart started racing again when he read her some poetry and she found herself unable to look away from his face, her own bright red again.

Third was with Venti, when he came over to visit. He clung to Zhongli and at first she was happy, since this could mean her dad finally finds love. But then Venti got drunk and started clinging to her, babbling about things and slurring out compliments about her. It made her blush again, and after she tucked him in, she went straight back to the doctors to ask about her racing heart. Strangely, the aching came back too, but only when she thought about Venti being with her dad, or leaving.

Fourth was when she and Tao visited Inazuma and met Heizou. His passion as a detective, yet the almost nonchalant art he showed were confusing to Filo, and she ended up shadowing him a bit. They talked a lot and found out they have quite a bit in common, rambling and info-dumping to each other. She couldn't stop smiling her whole stay (Tao was very confused) Yet when she found Heizou had no time to say good-bye on the day of departure, because he was busy with Lady Sara... the ache in her chest came back

WAAAAAAAWOOUUUUU FILO 🤝 ANEMO BOYS

#ace—♡

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bunathebunny · 1 year

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ganyu🤝xiao

zhongli simp

#it came to me in a midday dream #and i was right #xiao & ganyu be like ''have you seen our lord an savior mr zhongli??'' and not wait for an answer

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seelestia · 2 years

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dw he can always come home and rest in my arms after dealing with all the, uh, interesting people, throughout his day lol-

sweat is just. evil. icky. yucky. ew ew get it away from me D; it's unfortunate that i can't get away from sweating every time i'm outside here. tropical country whyyyy ;w; so far no plans for another vacay anytime soon sobsob we'll see... it'll have to be next year for sure :c hbu??

lmao i don't think he finds my jokes funny enough rip 💔 it is!! that's why i did try to pull for him despite having too many polearm characters already ;w; oh well.

xiao: "don't talk nonsense, my power is meagre compared to morax." // me: "yeah no shit i still haven't built him yet-"

you bring him so much entertainment and that's one of the things he just loves about you lolol al haitham looking back at you skeptically like 'what in the world is this little creature barking about...'

hskdhfjsdhf the way you're cheering on us pls that's so cute ;w;

omg you're a genius yes yes i can totally see you walking around with a few dogs ;w; ayato made sure they're trained so well too (flashback to that one time when you first got them, they were untrained and almost made you fall down the stairs bc they're just a bunch of excited balls of fluffs), always walking by your side and never tugging on their leash (altho the moment you unleash their harness they just zoom about everywhere). v v cute <3

ayato and lia having a mini friendly debate session hsdhjs thoma is so used to bringing you tea while you're in the middle of doing this and he's always so amused (he might even cheekily add in his two cents too) hehe

I HAVE SEEN IT YES and gosh i love love love it so much, the colors and shading and lighting is just sosososo gorgeous ughghghghghgh ;w;

i'll let you know when i finish them archon quests ahhhh i did finish the events but i need to start on them sllsdjflksd

us indulging and screaming about each other's selfships 🤝

also your birthday is tomorrow yes? :) hehe. hehehehe >:)

give 👏 the 👏 man 👏 some 👏 rest <//3 if not for the obstacles he had to face as the geo archon, now he has to deal with unique people after he retires LOLLL as a hu tao kinnie, i am afraid i might not be able to help alleviate his suffering. (/lh)

the continuous summer 😭 it's like can't we get more creativity in terms of seasons here?? me eyeing the orbit 🤨 (/j) aaaa, you deffo deserve to go on more vacay trips! they're so therapeutic <//3 i'm not sure about me either, but the highlands have a special place in my heart, so we'll see! expect strawberry-related pics if i do >:)

WAIT, YOU'RE RIGHT. *squints at zhongli and xiao* it's either your fav weapon is polearm or you just happen to like people who like polearms JFWKDKSK dw, rin jie, more characters to pull for soon! it's either tartar sauce or angy shortie now 👀

in alhaitham's eyes, i'm just a puppy trailing after him angrily <//3 whatever do you see in him, my dearest cousin? is it the iq? the brains? his voice? but alhaitham's could never compare to your hubby's (/j)

lia walking with kins of her kind is a sight to see 🤫 we need more fanarts of ayato with animals, i will cry 😭 the power of fanarts over us is smth else <//3 and true, thoma just got himself a ticket to a live debate show in the kamisato estate! he'd put down the tray in ayato's office and just comment on how 'spirited' the both of us are LOLLL ayato isn't vv fond of work, so i might as well do smth to help him get thru it easier, hehe. iirc, in his voicelines, he expresses ironic (?) shock if you tell him that some people who treat their work as a hobby. he just goes "how... exceptional." HELPFKES i think paperwork traumatized him (/j)

I KNEW YOU DID 😭 i just knew you went thru the artist's page and honestly??? so valid because i did too 🤝 if i come across more zhongli fanarts, i'd definitely trip and run over to you in an instant! >:)

YESYES lmk! and take your time~ i love how sumeru is going thru a crisis while mondstadt is just 💃🍃🥂 ✨ LOLLL but i wasn't expecting how the wienlesefest event just went straight for those with parent issues HELPFKWK i thought this was supposed to celebrate wine and autumn... OUCH. 😟 but at least, we got pieces about crepus, razor's parents, amd even kaeya's father. and angst

#and yeahhh! it is already oct 13 by the time i'm answering this ;D #but should i be scared of what you're planning??? jfjekrkkwre i'll still be grateful regardless of what it is <3 #ask box! 📬#visitor: dearest rin! 💠#ayalia! 🌊🫧

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unknownunseenunheard · 1 year

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Just had the startling revelation that the Bigger Bad of the Kh universe is evil catboy!Zhongli, which explains me squinting at him repeatedly

Zhongli 🤝 Master of Masters

- ancient beings from a bigone era

- enacted a master plan which took centuries to seal the darkness

- Took in five beings, gave them new names, managed to get them to become living vessels for the ultimate evil so it could be forced into a stalemate

(Well, they both took in more than five - but the five Yaksha's and the five Foretellers in KH were the main ones for both groups)

- really really fucking wanted to retire out of sheer tiredness

Major difference: MoM tricked the Foretellers into becoming vessels and purposely turned them on each other, while Zhongli was up front with the Yakshas, but they still (other than Xiao) succumed to the karmic debt eventually

Aka? MoM is Zhongli with absolutely no chill

#kingdom hearts #genshin impact #kh #master of masters #keyblade war #archon war #Zhongli

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zhongrin · 1 year

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Tinuvion: elvish for Nightingale which includes some references about the moon and being the son of twilight (referencing his purple hair and Raiden) and love and blah blah-

Kocho: japanese for Nightingale or like, yellow bird because Raiden birb on Wanderer trailer go brrrr-

Adepti are kinda weird, but hey, maybe it’s a Liyue thing. I won’t judge.

Also the yandere thing is hilarious af because imagine the infighting about who gets attention but I think it’s just the power imbalance between them-

OHHHH i see i see.. that's certainly interesting!

probably some liyuean custom so just give it up, it's hard to tell them no when these customs are so ingrained in them right???

mei & esther 🤝 watching them bloody fights between our f/os in order to win our affection while eating popcorns in our recliners

nah nah nah you brought this upon yourself i am out of this madhouse of yours adios amigos *finger guns* *moonwalks out of the scene* /j

come on now don't act like you don't like it

latest azeru audio? oh the xiao and zhongli one in youtube? i haven't bc i'd rather wait for the full version in patreon... but i did receive the notification and i frothed hsdjskdj

fingers crossed that he makes a scara duo audio soon for you!!! childe/scara sounds like it's gonna be them bickering and competing over you (probably gonna be a lot more vulgar compared to that zhongli/childe duo audio hahahah) and dottore/scara sounds terrifying oh goodness-

also this is totally unrelated but if any of you are a fan of azeru and is interested to hang out with him, he's gonna stream on twitch on these dates:

i might or might not drop by depending on my availability lol

did they??? these are all the asks i got from you. did you send more? hsdlfkjskldf darn tumblr seriously fix yo stuff-

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: esther 💙#yandere #rin selfships

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baxndaid · 2 years

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umm soo genshin boys in a basketball game ... what would they do if they saw s/o 🤨😆

#BASKETBALLERA

characters ; CHILDE, DILUC, KAEYA, ITTO, CHONGYUN, XINGQIU, KAZUHA, ZHONGLI, ALBEDO, SCARAMOUCHE, XIAO, AYATO, THOMA, VENTI, RAZOR, BENNET, GOROU (x reader)

prompt ; genshit boys at a basketball game (oh no)

notes/warnings ; crack fic ngl, swearing, emojis, and tumblr's new writing system is so annoying and for what...

‵ actually plays

actually plays yknow... like normally (boring mf) but they come out all sweaty ARF😫

DILUC, CHILDE

♡

‵ loser who insists on sitting out with you

he just doesnt want to play🥺🥺😇 so he just sits with you in the benches and leans on your shoulder, talking smack abt the other players and how shit they are even tho he. isnt playing⁉⁉🙄 stfu

XIAO, CHONGYUN, AYATO, XINGQIU

♡

‵ just stands in the middle of the court starting at you

creepy mf...DO SOMETHING 👹⁉⁉⁉ poor guy, he doesnt know tf to do 😢😭 so he just smiles and mouths things to you as his team pushes him around the court,,(his team probably hates him for doing nothing tbh‼‼😫)

ZHONGLI, XINGQIU

♡

‵ very competitive, probably beats the shit out of people with the basketball to impress you 🙄👎

brutal. hes the type of guy TO LITERALLY NEVER PASS THE BALL🤬👹‼‼ and if anybody even goes NEAR it he shoves them onto the hard ground... (sore loser too...🤮) he probably does that cringe thing where, whenever he scores, he points at you from the audience, like.. idk who you are 😨🤣 embarrassing

CHILDE, ITTO, SCARAMOUCHE, KAEYA

♡

‵ gets hit in the head with the ball bc he was too busy waving at you

loser‼‼ if u don't win this game don't come home 🤣🤝 (serious) u too pure or whateva ☹🙄 stop waving so u dont get brain damage !!! poor bastard, u gotta kiss him better or he'll whine for the rest of the day abt his "life threatening" injuries

VENTI, BENNET, THOMA, ITTO

♡

‵ comes up with a whole strategy to show you (but they lose anyway)

mf just sitting there??? doing some algebra and drawing all the positions on a whiteboard like bro... get the ball in the hoop its SIMPLE!!!! he probably sits you down and explains his 2 hour long strategy and by the time hes finished, the game is over 😭🤝 kazuha would probably use his vision to push the ball in the hoop without anybody noticing... like u aint slick 🙄👩‍✈️

ALBEDO, KAZUHA

♡

‵ goes feral

u might need a rabies shot after this one bae 😨🤨 just goes BARK BAKR WOOF GRRR yknow... 🤨 pet him after pls, he deserves it after biting somebody who took the ball from him😇

RAZOR, GOROU

NAVIGATION ♡

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starglitterz · 3 years

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cynosure. (iv)

─── chapter 4 ! ~ stay with me

summary; you and xiao are genmates under the famed streamer company genshin impact. the chemistry between the two of you is undeniable, and your fanbases absolutely love your collaborations. but when you both start meeting up offline more and more, your connection starts to deepen past just harmless flirting and playful banter. with these real feelings starting to affect both your job and reputation online, how will you two react when your relationship becomes the internet’s cynosure?

a/n; reading order for pics is

1 2

3 4

also don't forget to read chapter 3 first, tumblr didn't let it show up in tags so you might have missed it LOL and if the same thing happens to this chapter i'm going to commit arson /j

hope you enjoy !! :D

warnings; drunkenness

previous.┃masterlist.┃next.

please reblog ! it helps a lot :)

this chapter is specially dedicated to the wonderpets gang !! (@bookuya & @noirkkat) thanks for being so cute and supportive when i told you i finished the chapter HAHA ily guys sm 🥺💘

private messages !

groupchat (1) !

groupchat (2) !

facts !!

xiao and y/n both nearly fainted while texting each other at the beginning, and xiao dropped his phone onto his face almost as soon as the conversation was over because he was so surprised he had actually asked y/n to come over. he also proceeded to go on a crazy cleaning rampage of his entire house that day. as for y/n, every time her replies were 'dry' she was actually freaking out so much that she couldn't type out a proper reply LMAO

ganqing & chili so true,,, quill 🤝 making everyone gay AHAHA it's up to you to decide if they're official/just platonic flirting bc rn the only canon couple in cynosure is yantao.

also lumine tends to travel a lot between mondstadt, liyue and inazuma, because of her main job (streaming is a side gig for her and her brother) and that's why keqing had to confirm if she was actually there.

that one line where zhongli says 'no matter how small you are' to xiao can be interpreted as a dirty joke,,, but tbh it's a play on words!! xiao's chinese name is 魈, read as xiāo and meaning 'demon', but the word for 'small' in chinese is 小, read as xiăo. basically if you mispronounce xiao's name the meaning will change, which is what zhongli is teasing him abt and why xiao says 'that's not my name!' KJSAKJSD i'm so proud of this joke let me have my moment <3

zhongli and xiao have a sort of father-son relationship because zhongli is someone he looks up to a lot, and they've been close ever since xiao had just finished highschool. childe is the gay stepdad while aether is the chaotic cousin /j

a/n; WAHHHASDKASJKD XIAO INVITED Y/N TO HIS HOUSE OMFG AAAAAAAAA ok sorry back 2 my a/n,,, sorry for the super long wait in between chapters! i had some 'technical difficulties' w my phone & also i have writer's block JKDJSK sobs,,, but anyways this chapter is super cute and omg i am So Excited for the next chapter screams loudly HAHA anyways i hope you enjoyed this chapter my loves !! now bye byeeee <3

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usernames in bold could not be tagged :(

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ofoceansandtombsanew · 2 years

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Genshin Impact x Reader Masterlist

Fandom Masterlist

key

💧 = nsfw

🍂 = angst

🌸 = personal favorites

��🏾 = black!reader

headcanons

what they do when they’re smitten (thoma, albedo, childe, yun jin, shenhe, miko, kokomi)

genshin as: soulmate aus (miko, thoma, xiao, itto, childe, ei)

genshin charas and their vision holder!s/o (albedo & xiao)

could you trust them with your houseplants

how this character loves (as told by tarot)

ayato

ayaka

kokomi

kazuha

childe

multifics

choose your own adventure (coming soon)

god!reader cinematic universe

i’d rather not be the villainess

oneshots + other fictions

the nature of wisdom doesn’t favor the eternal 🍂 🌸

In which, you are a Sumeran scholar stuck in Inazuma due to the Sakoku Decree. But with the Vision Hunt Decree abolished and time ticking until you’ll finally be able to go home, you mull over your feelings for a certain shrine maiden and continuing on with your pursuit of knowledge.

reincarnated!reader au

In which Zhongli remembers a god from a time before the Seven and meets a rather familiar face in the modern era.

when the rain fell on both of us, thousands of plants grew on our coats 🌸

God!reader au. In which erosion will one day come for Geo and Geo will most certainly outlast Dendro. However, the two of you find solace in the love you share with one another.

calathea. 🌸

Calatheas, that’s what Kaeya reminds you of.

please go gentle into that good night 🌸

In which Childe is in love with the Death Incarnate.

it’s giving maidenless

God!reader au. In which everyone thinks Venti is lying about being married.

nature’s first green is gold 🌸

In which, you’re a Fatuus forced into serving the Tsaritsa in order to alleviate your family’s debt. Sadly, your day trip away from your division’s living quarters, and your less than polite Harbinger, doesn’t last long.

how gently do the clouds and flowers sway

In which, you’re a god parading around as your average adventurer and become quite taken with the Liyue opera scene.

but for me there is a storm

Yaksha!reader au. You’re scared, but you’d rather die alone than risk living him.

dusk’s reprieve for spear and shield

Life was arduous in the scarlet sands of Sumeru, but there would always be reprieve. Whether there was reprieve or trials, however, you were happy to be by Candace’s side.

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