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chuuyanaurkahara · 1 year
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Hoe I gott abuckted n raild bee Slendormeen; Poirt 1
AN: thenksssss so much💖💖💖💖 for AL the support u guys give me😍😍😘😘😊!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!1!11!!11!111!!!111!1 Heres the FIRST1!!!!11!!11! choiter of da long aweeted f4nfiction I promeesed🙈🙈🙉🙉🐵
Y/N pov😫😫:
I was satting in my room ass all of a suddenly a giant tentacle crashed aganst da widow😮😮😱😱😱😮. “O M G WHAZZ?”, I screened sexily😫😫😱. I tried to ran await butt🍑 I cudnt fit threw da door becuz me breessts n bootiee were 2 beg.😭😒😫😫
Then I sew him. He weas 20ft tall and head many blagg tentlcs😍😍. I culd saw him smirk at me mischieevousley. His eyes were marron grai electhicc blu ourple yeloow wit white dots in tem. It weas evn scarier becuz he didot have ees to beggin wit.😱😱😱😭😫😍😍
“Whore to u thick ur goin😈😈?”, he grewled seducktivlee ass he pined me aganst da wall. 
AN: isont tis SOO hot????????😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😫😫
“H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-halp m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-meee!!!!11!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!1111😱😱😭😫😫😫” I sreend in hoes tat sum1 wuld here and slave me.😣🥺🥺 I treed 2 god await phrom his grop butt he weas grappin me 2 thiccly.😫😣😣 He howled wit lagther and throug me aront his schoolder.🤪🤡 “Ur nevr gonna escapp phrom mee Y/N”, he porrredd😼😼😼😼😼 and smeerked evily @ me. 😈😈😈
I organsed😫😫😍🍑🍑😮🥺😫😫😫😣😣 @ his hart🪨🪨 and hodd🔥🔥🔥 torches. “I an Slpeendormen butt u can calll me daddy😈😫😫😫”, he roared as he bushed 1 of hees tentlcas insoid my no-no-cone.😍😍🥺🥺🥺😣
“A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~”, I mooned ass his thicc langt bushed only deepr insoid me, fallin mee wit his hodd and stiggy cumm.😫😫😌😳😳😳🥴😏😏 I screened whenn da tentlce insoid me exspoondet. I feelt sooo FULL phrom al da cumm alreeday dat I mooned ageen n god anodder organsm😫😫😍🍑🍑😮🥺😫😫😫😣😣. Still, da tentlce dodnt stap exspoondink witch mad me screen ageen. Me hips pooped n me laggs🦵🦵 falled of becuz I was soo full.🥴🥴
“To u liek ur new form bbygirl~~~”, Splondoormann whippet into me eer. 😫😫😫😍😍😍😍🥴“Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-essssssssssssss”, I mooned ass he bushed deepr into me. Ten I yield, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” n god anoddr organsm.😫😫😍🍑🍑😮🥺😫😫😫😣😣
AN: EEM toiredd😪😪🥱 soo me bestai will wrote da nest partttt😌😌😌😌😌
“nuw yu now wut it like 2 bee fukke dwit nou legggs barbiegworl😏😏😏😏😏😈😈🍑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” groonte dsleendweeeermean alphalee.😳😳😫
“i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i–i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i–i-i–i-i-i-i-i–i-i-i-i-i-i wunt two cummmmmmnmm mwaasterrrrrr~~~~, pwease lwettttt mweee cwummmmmm😋😋 dwaddddyyyyy,,,, nyaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~++~~+~~~~+~ OwO 😫😫😫😫😫😫 nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++~~~~+++++~++++++++++~~~~~~😽😸😸😻😻😻😻”
Sweendwermwen beent ower n peecked uuop mee leeggs n madeee mwe soock onn mee tooz.. wen mee sliva made loobe on tooz hee pooshhed zem intoo meee tiggghhht assshoule oontill mee holee reeepped n i was littraly spleet in 2.😱😵😵 he reeecheed intwo mee liveer eend leeked hees fingies secudively.. cuz i wos splat in 2 i wos ded and mee ghooste😱😱😵👻👻👻 hed a wenk of seesion and caamee atlest 64783675679549854795464783t538r558457958z3480tzh7346z58934rgu34zr894ztr78ewrufze7t634z5834uhtuerzt79e47z8toheutz89567tz8o34hut834t78trizuh3t347tiz734tzi mworee timezz. 🤤🤤🤤😩🥴🥴🥴😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
AN: PLZZ22 tell uss how the 1st choipta waz!!!!111!1!1!11111!!!!! was it godd??? pls telll usss fangzz💖💖💖❤️‍🔥❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💞💞💕💓💗💗
thank you @octopussy69slayy for writing this with me
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adaodinson · 3 years
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Wakandian jury: Why do you believe we should release him?
Us, Zem-hoes, with hearted eyes: because... because we love him🥺
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saturdaynightzemo · 3 years
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Brühler? Would that be a good nickname for us Daniel fans? I’ve seen a lot (including the ones in my bio) but wanted a short and snappy one lol but not sure if this one fits the bill or not? Thoughts and ideas welcome 👇
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dinandgone · 3 years
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Fic Recommendations Pt 3:
Hi👋, well I didn’t exactly keep to my weekly schedule of posting fic recommendations but here some of the writers whose works I've been loving recently. Please go and show them all the love they deserve! 🥰
Quick disclaimer: A few of these fics are 18+ so if you are a child the door is there➡️🚪  , please close it on your way out, thank you. Individual warnings on the fics themselves. 
Well, This is Awkward(Series)~ (Dave York x F!Reader) by @pedro-pascal-love - Okay so I’ve been reading this fic religiously since it started and honestly she writes the angst and the romance so well. It is a rollercoaster of emotions but it is such an amazing read. You can find her main masterlist here.
If I Were Not Myself(One shot)~ (Din Djarin x Reader) by @bewitchedbodyandsol - I actually found this fic today and I don’t know how I missed it when it was published because its soo good. I absolutely LOVE the concept and it’s written so beautifully. 
Don’t look at me that way(Flash fic)~ (Frankie Morales x f!reader) by @just-here-for-the-moment - this fic is a little snippet. But its short and sweet and honestly it really hit home for me. Frankie fluff all the way! You can find her main masterlist here. 
Cursed(Series)~ (Helmut Zemo x F!Reader) by @clints-lucky-arrow  -those of you that know my blog know that its a little bit of a Mack appreciation blog at times. But honestly this fic, its like a Beauty and the Beast AU and when I say its a masterpiece of a fic I mean it. They don’t call her the Queen of Zem-hoes for nothin’.  You can find her main masterlist here. 
Can’t forget a special mention of the new chapters of The Nomad (shook with the building angst) and Call It A Night (honestly needed a few moments of silent reflection knowing that Mack has so many more chapters planned) 
Ad Astra(Series)~ (Din Djarin x reader) by @second-stars-totheright  - Ah this fic is so wonderfully written and I can’t wait for more. It’s one of those fics that I stumble across every now and again and re read because it is just ✨chefs kiss✨. I just realised that this was @rattlethe-stars fanfic blog and now when I stumble across her fics it makes it all the sweeter because she’s lovely.  You can find her main masterlist here.
Improper(One shot)~ (King!Din x F!reader) by @1800-fight-me ~ Oh boy where do I start with this fic I was so hyped about this fic and honestly Jo did not disappoint. King Din just hits different, it’s written so well and honestly be warned you may melt whilst reading this so proceed with caution. You can find her main masterlist here. 
Honour(Sequel to Creed)~ (past Din Djarin x gn!reader) by @fuck-goes-on - Did I cry? Yes. Yes I did. It’s so heartbreakingly good that it’s worth the tears. It’s written so beautifully and I can’t get over how well the dynamic is portrayed between the reader, Din and Grogu even when the reader isn’t present. You can find their masterlist here. 
Tempered Glass(Series)~ (Din Djarin x F!Reader) by @the-scandalorian - This fic is one of my favourites I think they write Din so well especially his dynamic with grogu in the most recent chapter. I can’t wait for more, I have so many what ifs for future chapters. You can find her main masterlist here.
Connection(Series)~ (Din Djarin x F!reader) by @beskarhearts - Ah th tension in this fic is written so beautifully. I am so in love with the relationship between Din and the reader. And the way she writes Din’s character is ✨chefs kiss✨. You can find her main masterlist here. 
Nightrider(Series Oneshot)~ (Hitman!Din Djarin x F!OC) by @honestly-shite - I didn’t know i needed this AU in my life but guess what I do now. The characterisation of Din just fits him perfectly and it’s written so well. You can find their main masterlist here.  Their art is also equally as amazing and you can find that here. 
Well, that was mostly Din Djarin fics but honestly I’ve been in a Mando mood for the past couple of weeks. Be sure to give these lovely writers all the love and attention they deserve. 💕
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1. Aight let's go hoe LMAOSJSJ
2. SEE this is why you don't ditch your supervisor for your best friend on your FIRST day if work
3. Dr Lee 🧍🏾‍♀️ praying its Lee Taeyong and not Lee Sooman
4. I MEAN YANG² HAS A POINT HOW DOES ONE NOT DROEN IN THEIR OWN DROIL IN FRONT OF THE JUNG JAEHYUN
5. A m e r i c a n o made ne think of Jaemin’s battery acid drink
6. So YN here is the total opposite of us, bet 😩👌🏾
7. Here we go again with the numbers PLEASE ZEM GOT ME HUNTING
8. Which mf is born on January 17 2019 cause unless that babies is theirs, that aint a NCT member
9. Should I click the link 👩🏾‍🦯
10. OH LMAOSJSJ
1. Hey bitch 😎
2. But bros before hoes 😩 (actually Yangyang seems like a sisters before misters kind of guy)
3. 😀
4. Bruh if I drooled in front of jaehyun i would cease to exist. I would be so embarrassed oh god—
5. 😂 funny you say that 😗
6. HAHAHA yuuuup LMFAO YNs already neck deep might as well, you know?
7. 😗
8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder what that date could mean
9. YEAH don’t worry it’s virus proof (side note my sister has a bing virus and I cannot think of a worse virus to have on your computer)
10. OH??
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punemy-spotted · 3 years
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So for that neighbor thinking someone died but it was an easel thing...the fact that OP is an artist makes me think of Andrea!! He hears a huge bang in the flat next to his and he thinks his pretty neighbor died and he’s sad cause he never got the balls to ask her to dinner so he’s upsetti spaghetti and then she answers the door
I really really need to watch Ladies in Lavender, clearly! I had the idea of Zemo hearing the noise and trying to call to figure out if the Reader was alright/alive, but I also... do not consume enough Bruhl media. I am a mere Zem-hoe.
I can imagine the alternative though, the Reader hears a noise and Zemo's knocked down some diorama of an art museum he plans to build or somesuch but it sounds like he's been killed by it and she panics about the dead guy in her penthouse and what that's gonna do to her rent.
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gyllenhaalstories · 3 years
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I'm trying so hard to hate on Zemo right now but your fic... I blame you for making me a Zemo fan 😒😂
i will happily take the blame! WELCOME TO THE ZEM-HOES FAN CLUB, ANON!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh, i’m so happy i’m spreading the love for my beloved evil mastermind! <3
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∘◦ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ◦∘
~Stupid shit from the system~
Andro: Nova chill out
Nova: BITCH YOU DIDN’T EVEN MENTION ME *Grumpy*
Zero: *Not even looking up from his phone* We all know ix only likes to talk about important things online, Nova.
Leo, Andro, Nova, Colby, Patton, Logan and Kirishima: * :000000 *
Patton: YOOOO DRAG ZEM LIKE THE HOE ZE IS, THUDE!!!
Colby: *Fake tears* I'm so prouuuuddddd!
Nova: Y'ALL ARE ASSHOLES!!!
∘◦ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ◦∘
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Meet the overly caffeinated gays
Mars, They/He, omnisexual
Hi y’all I’m Mars I’m the body’s host
Marz, He/Zem, books
Ummmm hi
Alex, They/Them, Lesbian
Hi I’m Alex I’m cohost
Crow, He/Him, pan/bi???
Yo I’m crow I’m here for comidic relief if needed
Carly, She/Her, bi (most call me kk)
I don’t wanta
Grace, She/They, aro&ace
Hello 🥰
Nico, he/she, I’m a HOMOsapen
Hahah also mars you spelt my name right for onece thank you you gay hoe
Ghost, He/Him, Pan&Aro
I do the podcast
Germ, They/It, idk
I’m here and I draw
N/A, She/her, aro
I’m a sexual protector
P.S I have a name jest don’t feal confurtabl to share it
Damon, It/It’s, NO
I’m here to fuxk some one up if need be
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kvzbrekkrs · 5 years
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Hey jess!!! Ur amazing and deserve the world! 💞 tori+she/her+valkyrie/robin buckley/cho chang+”We learn to hold our heads as if we wear crowns. We learn to wring magic from the ordinary.”💖⚡️✨sorry i’m a hoe for attention
hi tori! thank you so much lovely. i added you as valkyrie! do not apologize im happy to give ALLLL the attention my dear ❤
a e s t h e t i c
element: water | fire | earth | air
color: gold | teal | coral | black
season: spring | summer | autumn | winter
time: dawn | noon | dusk | midnight
sky: star | moon | comet | nebula | planet
flower: peony | daisy | chrysanthemum | orchid | daffodil | sunflower
scent: citrus | cinnamon | coffee | mint | vanilla
mythical being: werewolf | ghost | vampire | mermaid | unicorn
h a r r y p o t t e r
hogwarts house: gryffindor | hufflepuff | ravenclaw | slytherin
patronus: otter | hare | dragonfly | horse | wolf | cat | deer
wand core: phoenix feather | dragon heartstring | unicorn hair |
ilvermorny house: horned serpent | wampus | thunderbird | pukwudgie
school: hogwarts | durmstrang | beauxbatons | ilvermorny | mahoutokoro | castelobruxo | uagadou | koldovstoretz
g r i s h a v e r s e
grisha order: healer | heartrender | tailor | squaller | inferni | tidemaker | durast | alkemi | sun summoner | darkling
nations: ravka | novyi zem | shu han | kerch | fjerda | the wandering isle
crow: kaz | inej | jesper | wylan | nina | matthias
place: ketterdam | the little palace | the ice court | shadowfold | os alta
organization: first army | oprichniki | second army | druskelle | merchant council | soldat sol
gang: dregs | razorgulls | dime lions | black tips
join my celebration!
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chiveburger · 6 years
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good fock!!!!!! I have literally LOVED every single video of dingo music that features day6 and when they released their little online chat video some time ago I was like “this is my most FAVORITE video in the world!!!!!!!” but their most recent “healing from hell” episode with zem boys literally kilt me. I am kilt. they were soooooooo cute!!!!!! and they were having so much fon!!!!!!! I love it when they have fun. especially wonpil like you can tell when he’s having a really good time because he expresses it with his face and his body and he was just in a constant state of joy that whole video. gosh I can write a 45 page single spaced double sided essay about that 13 minute video. when sungjin is eating the chicken, and when wonpil was crying, when they were all trying to catch dowoon and he was on the floor literally SCREAMING??? I love day6 so much all those true hoes that think day6 is boring can frankly burn in hell!!!!!!! 
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milkmeharry · 6 years
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Rules: tag ten followers you want to know better! :)
I was tagged by the lovely @harryspinkbath
NAME: Zem (Gizem)
STAR SIGN:  Sagittarius
HEIGHT: 5′6
WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? DONT HAVE ONE!! but people used to say Gizem Marie idk where IT CAME FROM THOUGH
PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 4 SONGS THAT POPPED UP? 
I put on my 30 flirty and thriving in our crazy classic lives playlist lol
1. Dancing Queen- ABBA
2. Stronger- Kanye West
3. My My My- Troye Sivan
4. Come & Get it- Selena Gomez
GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17?
Im READING EMMA BY JANE AUSTEN
“...thing.”
EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?  I think so? not sure
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? last night WHEN I WAS BOPPIN
WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?  BIGHEAD
WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE + SOUND YOU LOVE?   sound I hate: fingernails on a chalkboard sound I love: tapping sharpies together
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  hell yeah
HOW ABOUT ALIENS? course!
DO YOU DRIVE? kinda, I'm learning atm!
IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? ALMOST OMFOMD into my front garden thingy
WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Emma by Jane Austen
DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? I guess
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?  Gone Girl
DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? YES!! I'm obsessed with watching apartment tours on youtube and just looking up college and all that
DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG?  yeAH OFMMS but I'm always one to break
IN A RELATIONSHIP? I'm a hoe idk it’s complicated but I GUESS NOT
TAGGED: @harryswanderlust , @dadshirtking , @desiharrie , @mrsuchima , @alwaysthinkaboutyou , @colaharry , @harry-writings , @honeyharrybaby , @nycharrie , @confidently-dasiavuu
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adaodinson · 3 years
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Daniel Brühl: *does literally anything or plays ANY character*
Me: Are you trying to romance me? Cause it’s working
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krvm-blog1 · 7 years
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✁ blog rates  ‘”
   yALL i’m like??? 5 away from m y next hundred and i want to hit™ it™ so !!!! gonna do brs because i havent done them in a p long time tbh ( i’m going to close them like pretty quickly so pls check my blog before u send in an ask!! since its getting late
to enter :
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- you can PICK 2; ( if u pick one tho, i’ll do them much quicker
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format:
harry potter
hogwarts house; gryffindor // hufflepuff // ravenclaw // slytherin
blood status; muggleborn // halfblood / pureblood
quidditch position; beater // chaser // seeker // keeper // none
title; prefect // head boy/girl // quidditch captain // quidditch team member
mythology
greek god; zeus // poseidon // hades // hermes // apollo // dionysus // ares // hephaestus
greek goddess; hera // demeter // athena // artemis // aphrodite // persephone
creature; centaur // pegasus // nymph // siren // chimaera // dryad // nereid // oceanid // oread // phoenix // griffin
star wars
alignment; jedi // grey // sith
weapon; lightsaber // blaster // pistol
lightsaber color; blue // green // white // purple // red
fighting forms; shii-cho // makashi // soresu // ataru // djem so // niman // vaapad
six of crows
gangs; the dregs // black tips // razorgulls // dime lions
nations; ravka // shu han // novyi zem // fjerda // kerch // wandering isle
orders; etherealki // materialki // corporalki 
aesthetic
planet; mercury // venus // earth // mars // jupiter // saturn // uranus // neptune // pluto
scent; rose // cedar wood // sage // eucalyptus // jasmine // lavender // sea salt // lime // freesia // passion fruit // honeysuckle
season; spring // summer // autumn // winter
city; london // paris // hong kong // seattle // new york // tokyo // shanghai // sydney // dubai // milan // frankfurt // amsterdam
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icon; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5
mobile theme; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5
theme; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5
content; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5
overall; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5
following; sorry // +f // already // uh what do u think
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munsons-maiden · 3 years
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I follow you because you’re a fellow Daniel simp 💜
I love my fellow Zem-hoes 🥰💜
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punemy-spotted · 3 years
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🏆❤️💕
Mack! I adore you! 💓💓💓
🏆 What is your favourite fic you’ve written and why?
Oh man. I think I've definitely named Everything You Stand For as my Number 1 and it's still up there in my favorites but being rapidly usurped by The Price You Pay and everything involving the Syndicate series — including Of Barons and Blackbirds — because I love connecting storylines and getting to worldbuild and have been having an absolute blast weaving the story together in my notes. I just hope it comes across well throughout!
❤️ Who is your favourite character to write for?
This is so hard to answer, oh m a n. Probably Zemo? Which is weird because I've been on a Steve and Bucky kick lately (and the entirety of TPYP exists), but I'm a Zem-hoe and I can't help myself. He's just fun in a way I can't articulate. Maybe it's the villainy.
... it's probably the villainy.
💕 What’s your favourite line in a fic you wrote?
This comes from The Cut, because we can always justify the things that are done to us, but we don't have to. And sometimes the indefensible is just that — indefensible.
They are not yours to defend, sweetling, he tells you in his softest voice, breaking you from your guilt, They are not yours to justify.
Come Join the Positivity Sleepover!
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