#zarry documentaries been crazy

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I barely go on twitter anymore cause it's fucking toxic and maybe i should never go back at all cause few days ago i open the damn app and the first thing i saw is a zarrie and a larrie shipper arguing about what ship is the realest and throwing at each other faces """proofs""" (in fucking 2023) of how hword was hinting in his songs/interviews ecc at his romantic passionete relationship with one of them like lmao i can't even get fully mad cause it's so fucking ridiculous. I wanna make clear i dislike everyone who after 2000 years of the band ending still ships romantically any of them but call me biased while all shippers are toxic in a way, no one reached the level of the ships who involve styles as part of the pair damn not even ziammies are that crazy

The interesting part is the huge magiority of larries,zarries, narries ecc are actually pretty much solo harries they don't really care,listen or support the other part involved in the ship they just need those men to fulfill their weird fantasies.

For what i saw harries can be divided into 2 categories the one who ship him with someone of the band or taylor swift and the ones who totally despise the other four and taylor

Still they seem to believe thier own fav alone isn't interesting enough cause why would they argue about who their fav music is about if they truly are there cause they enjoy it or why would they bring any of the orhers, mostly zayn and louis, i'll never understand the obsession harries have with these two (actually maybe i do i'm obsessed with them as well after all) but why bringing them into every success/achievement their fav reaches, why bring the others down in order lift him up cause every time they compare him to one of the other even if they love to blab about how he is more succesfull and rich and ecc but we all know why he is all of that don't we they are just treating the others like the standard, styles release a new music video so let's pretend to be a louie so i can bring him into the table and insult him, didn't they made associations with taylor too? I didn't want to look into the video cause i despise him and since i appreciate and admire taylor a lot i don't focus on the ship i just give attention to her music and her success (harries wouldn't know what i mean) also styles gets nominated for a grammy? Let's talk about how zayn isn't enough to get one (even if everyone atp should know they are fucking racists and elitists) louis releases a documentary? Harries tries to sabatage it cause they think their fav is more deserving of one and it would be more interesting, someone makes a funko pop of zayn? Let's harrass them cause it should have been one of styles instead cause he's so much better and ecc ecc there's many more examples but you get what i'm trying to say? Do they think their fav isn't enough on his own? that he isn't that interesting and worth of time and attention by himself they feel the need to either associate him romantically with other celebrities to write fanfictions, or to bring them into everything he says or does in order to tear them apart like they did with liam after the paul interview everyone was praising styles for eating a scorpion(?? i don't even remember) in order to not bad mouth the others while liam was so openly disrespecting zayn as if they ever cared about him as if they weren't the first ones to say shit about zayn. Listen call me crazy but i'm seriously starting to believe harries don't really care about styles he is the moment, the celebrity everyone is talking about (good or bad doesn't really matter to them) but do they genuinely care about his music, his art? I don't think so, tbh i'm only annoyed cause i wish they would leave the other guys and taylor alone, i think he has the fans he deserves disrespectful,invasive and hateful he thinks low of them and they think low of him perfect if they didn't bring others into the mix

It’s clear that Harries stan the trend of the moment, and they’ll like whatever is most popular because it’s been pushed to the front of pop culture zeitgeist.

But it’s also pretty clear that— as Gertrude Stein said— for Harry, “there’s no there there.”

He’s been built by older and more clever men, from Irving Azoff to Rob Stringer to Kid Harpoon and Jeff Bhasker to Rob Sheffield to Alessandro Michele (and the occasional woman— hello Shirley Halperin and Anna Wintour).

Harry is marketed as a blank slate onto which to project the consumer’s fantasies.

In interviews, he says nothing, in a pseudo-philosophical way. Did he rep LGBT colors on his album cover? Did he not?

He likes men? He likes women? Did he fuck his way to a leading role? Did he break up a family with young kids to get said role? But he did it “with kindness,” so it’s okay. Right? Is drug use okay? It’s good when it’s Harry Styles, right? Is he transgender? If you buy his stuff, he’ll be anything you want him to be.

His team datamines and scours Spotify algorithms to construct viral songs for him, but the songs sound as unoriginal and inoffensive as one would expect, completely smooth and devoid of expression like Harry’s forehead.

His PR combs through the internet to suppress and delete negative news, 24/7/365, always working. Harry’s conservative and Zionist politics get scrubbed away and no one talks about it. But get him impromptu, and he says some truly dumb, unfortunate shit. Zarries honestly think Zayn would tolerate this man? Especially with a daughter who has Palestinian ancestry?

Harry winks and smirks and poses, but the bottomline is money speaks louder than any moral conviction he might have. His fans brag about him in these exact terms: he’s rich, he’s at the top of the charts, look at his numbers, he’s well-connected, he insults his bandmates and still thrives.

Harry has nurtured his fans. He made them what they are. They reflect each other. He cultivated this toxicity and let’s face it, Harry basks in it.

#harry styles #anna wintour #rob sheffield #kid harpoon #irving azoff #larries #zarries #harries

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Zayn pinning over Liam

This post was submitted to me AND Talks about the reason why Z*rries think it’s a real thing.

Spoiler: This is the stupidest “evidence” I’ve ever read.

It sounds like a literal fanfic.

I had to re-read multiple times that Liam is the captain of the ship and how H&Z were planning on running away together I—

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Just looking at your response to the question Z was pinning over L, and I know I may sound like a broken record (sorry, I have invested years in this ship), coming off Zarry Documentaries they are saying (1) those tweets were not for Liam they were for Harry, (2) the touches between Liam and Zayn were to make Harry jealous, (3) Liam was/is the captain of the ship (4) It was a bromance between Zayn and Liam (5) Louis took advantage of Harry as he was older (6) Louis was a bromance with Harry. the best one was Harry could not stand been in the same place as Louis and he was going to run away with Zayn when which caused the split in the band. Sometimes the lines get a little blurred due to how the videos are edited and you wonder if you were making a mistake all these years.🤔🤔🤔

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I’m sorry but this is exactly what I meant about their stuff going into tin hat territories. And I’ve read some CRAZY conspiracies in the past. These guys just take the cake.

But personally, I’ve watched these videos years ago and every other pairing possible. This was the one ship (next to Narry) that I couldn’t believe my eyes that people believed. Never once did I believe that I was ever potentially wrong about what I was believing in.

And this is coming from a person who didn’t believe any of them were remotely gay when joining the fandom> Later became a die hard Larrie> And Eventually got sucked into Ziam when I thought it was hard to believe that 4/5 of the band was potentially gay.

I’ve always been a realist but with an open mind to give benefit of a doubt. But this man? Nah. This ain’t it. This goes on to romanticizing— worse than most wack Larries do.

But I also find it worth to note that many of these Z*rries I’ve seen absolutely LOATHE Liam and call him homophobic.... yet they’re also giving him the title of captain.... of a gay relationship?

Anyways, thank you for the submission! They’re always accepted.

#I gotta go put bleach in my eyes #anyways thanks for the info #but I gotta go read a novel so I can gain some brain cells back #ziam #Larry #submission