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i-need-entertainment · 2 months
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how are we feeling about the new hq movie? honestly,, i saw the trailer and it looks so good already 🧎‍♀️ well at least for what it is
I'm gonna be so honest I hadn't even watched the trailer before I saw this ask HKAWBAKNRKANR
BUT I JUST WATCHED IT AND HONESTLY- i have good hopes for it :'D
I haven't been super into haikyuu in a while so my non-haikyuu brain doesn't know what to do with this information at this time HAHAHAHAHAH
AND ALSO HELLO HI HOW ARE YOU RYE?!?
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i-am-distressed · 7 months
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Mai mad at noritoshi and says y/n is getting read for a date with itadori or fushiguro and this man springs up like “helll no” and runs in her dorm begging her not to go and y/n is like… what?
Que Mai running for her mfing life
BELOVED NORITOSHI ANON- SO UHM this inspired me so much I actually just went ahead and wrote a oneshot BHWJBFJEHFBJKEK I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT CAUSE THE PROMPT WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO TURN INTO A FULL ONESHOT
Character: Noritoshi Kamo x female reader
Warnings: none
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Mai didn’t know why she did the things she did. 
Perhaps it was her upbringing, or maybe her strained relationship with her sister, or she supposes it could’ve just been that she liked causing mischief. 
Whatever the reason- she really didn’t know what made her do what she did, something that will very likely cut her life short. Did she regret it?
Absolutely!
…not.
“Hey Noritoshi, are you doing okay? What with the news and all…”
Mai wandered into the common room Noritoshi was currently reading in. She had a fake look of sympathy on her face, her eyebrows downturned and her lips set in a frown.
Her voice was uncharacteristically worried for someone she’d hardly consider a friend, but she knew he wouldn’t suspect a thing.
Noritoshi marked his page before he closed his book as set it on his lap, looking up to mai with an eyebrow raised. 
“News? What are you talking about?”
She gasped as a hand went up to her lips, “You didn’t hear? I’m a little surprised she didn’t tell you…” 
Noritoshi’s eyes narrowed, who was ‘she’? Was she talking about Y/n? But Y/n told him everything- for better or for worse actually. 
“Tell me what?” 
His voice had taken on a bit of a bite to it now- it was clear he knew who Mai was talking about and was less than happy about it. Perfect.
“Y/n’s getting ready for a date with Fushiguro…” 
She had more planned to say in order to maximize the damage, but as soon as he heard date Noritoshi stood up, forced out a rushed “excuse me” and speed walked/borderline ran towards Y/n’s dorm room.
His mind was going wild. Had he been too late? He had been developing feelings for her for well over a year now, and he had been planning on making a move soon- oh how did this happen?! 
Where did you even meet Fushiguro?! Well, at the exchange event..and on various missions…but the two of them seemed like such an unlikely pair- then again it wasn’t like what Noritoshi and Y/n had between them was anywhere near normal. 
Did they even have anything between them? Noritoshi had thought they did but perhaps he was wrong?
His heart was pounding, his feet brought him to a sudden halt outside of your dorm room. He didn’t know what he was doing, he was on autopilot at this point. Rationality had long since been thrown out the window. 
The only thing going through his mind was ‘I have to stop this, I can't let her go on that date! She needs to know how I feel about her I-’
He was pounding at the door when he snapped out of his reverie. He could hear his heart thumping in his ears and he could hear her respond to his brash knocking. Her footsteps grew louder, and with it so did the sound of his heart beating.
The door swung open and before he could second guess himself or she could ask him what he was doing there, the words had already left his mouth.
“DON’T GO!”
Spoiler alert- Y/n was not getting ready for a date. 
In fact, she wasn’t doing much of anything when her peaceful evening came to an abrupt halt. 
She had been sitting on her bed scrolling her phone for the better part of an hour, music going on in the background as the stress of the day melted away.
She yawned and stretched, phone dropping beside her as she flopped back on her bed and contemplated taking a nap. Maybe she would go and bother Noritoshi, that was always fun. 
Though he always tried acting bothered, it was obvious he enjoyed her company as much as she enjoyed his. Well- she at least hoped he did anyway. 
He had remained her good friend for nearly 3 years now and had only temporarily blocked her number once- something she considered a win seeing as he had blocked Todo for nearly 4 months during their second year. Good times.
She rolled over to gaze out the open window. The sun was getting close to setting but it was still fairly early considering how late she was probably going to stay up. 
*Knock knock knock*
Her head shot up at the aggressive knocking that assaulted her door. Were the dorms on fire?? What was with the urgency of the knocks?!
“I’m coming!” She slid off her  bed and walked towards the door, opening it and-
“DON’T GO!”
Her eyes widened in shock. 
For one she had hardly expected the erratic knocking to come from Noritoshi. Secondly- don’t go…to what? It was Friday, and she hadn’t planned on leaving the dorms again until Monday and that’s only because they had school.
Her eyes shifted from shock into confusion at his disheveled and out of sorts appearance.
His chest was heaving- had he run here? His eyes were open, and had the situation not seemed dire she would’ve gotten lost looking into his gorgeous deep blue eyes. 
She cocked her head to the side as her eyes narrowed, “..are you okay?”
He huffed as he ran a hand through his hair, which had been freed from its usual constraints and was falling from behind his ear and into his face. 
“No, I’m not okay. Listen Y/n, I am aware I have no right to tell you how to live, or- or who to date, but-” 
He sucked in a breath before he exhaled a tense breath and his shoulders slumped a little.
“If he truly makes you happy then you should go, but before that I beg you to reconsider.”
Her heart rate was picking up speed. What on earth was happening? He seemed obviously distressed about some date she knew nothing about. Wait…he would be distressed if she went on a date..?
Obviously there had been a miscommunication somewhere, seeing as the only date she had was with the series she had just started. But she couldn’t deny she was incredibly curious as to why he seemed so upset at the idea in the first place. 
“Why?” Her voice was quiet, gentle in a way because of how vulnerable he seemed in this moment.
He paused, his mouth opened before it snapped shut and his hand ran through his hair again before he gripped it out of frustration.
“Because, I- because..” 
His voice was tense, and his brows were furrowed as his jaw tensed.
He huffed, deep blue eyes looking up intensely into hers,“Because if you’re going on a date, I want it to be with me.” 
The second part of his statement was quiet, but she had heard it. She had hardly been able to believe it but she had heard it. She felt her heart bursting with excitement at his confession, her eyes lit up as she was filled with an unimaginable amount of warmth.
“So please, if- if there’s a chance you feel the same, I ask that you reconsider-”
“Noritoshi…I’m not going on a date.” 
Her tone was genuine but it held hints of amusement in it as well. He was obviously not doing well at the moment and she wasn’t going to laugh at his pain, but the situation was a little humorous. 
“...”
“...”
“..you’re not?”
She shook her head with a smile though she tried hiding it by pursing her lips.
“I don’t know who told you that but- the only person I’m interested in going on a date with is standing across from me.”
She watched as he blinked and blinked again before his face twisted in confusion. He looked down as he tried to collect his thoughts. 
The second part of her statement going completely over his head for the moment  as the sheer relief of her not being on the way to a date (with a comrade/friendly rival at that) set in.
He let out a sigh, hand rubbing over his face as his heart beat returned to its normal pace.
“You’re not going on a date…that’s….certainly nice to hear..” 
His voice filtered off as the reality of the situation was finally setting in. He had basically just confessed…and wait- had she just reciprocated?! 
His head shot up and his eyes met hers once again. The earlier panic had faded, the excitement from the current situation greatly outweighed the nervousness he could still feel in his stomach.
“I- you’d want to go on a date with me?!”
She could no longer hold back her laughter. 
She looked at him with a gaze so sincere it’d be impossible to misinterpret her feelings for him. Her shoulders shrugged as a bit of playfulness mixed in with her tone and expression.
“That depends- are you asking?”
His cheeks flushed a bit before he cleared his throat, “I am.”
Her smile widened as she slowly nodded, “Alright then, now I have a date..”
He smiled, laughing under his breath at the absurdity of the situation. All that trouble and she wasn’t even going on a date…
Wait
“Excuse me, there’s a classmate of ours I need to speak with.”
She smiled as she watched him jog down the hallway, Mai’s teasing comment and shriek as he began to chase her echoed down the halls.
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ayyy-imma-ninja · 1 year
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Do they get curious about things when they're in a human's house? They probably find a lot of things that they don't know about
Oh most definitely.
They've been around for many many years. As the years went by they've seen all sorts of neat and nifty things inside of human homes.
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Some more alluring than others.
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aballadforbarbatos · 10 months
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mc: would you still love me if i was a rat?
barbatos: aha, mc, don’t you mean worm?
mc: answer the question, barbatos.
barbatos, sweating nervously: you mean worm, right, mc? right? RIGHT?
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spiribia · 4 months
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mamawasatesttube · 8 months
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need to know more of ur thoughts on trans tim… he’s such a gender freak i know he loves slopping himself up with boy gel
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laulo821 · 1 month
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∆ hiiiiiiii séraphin. what does this mean
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stronk gay prince scared to dishonour his family name in a misandrous culture ...
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crispywisp · 5 months
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BG3 with kbm is easier honestly all u do is point at the thing and click and boom. Sometimes push W for move camera. ez.
so true (inventory management is the only time i switch to kb+m, though i've been having a faster experience so far), but i have a tendency to do a gamer shrimp posture, so i like using a controller to recline back on my chair like an old man
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whump-queen · 1 year
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It’s me monster energy anon (from the last ask) that’s my name now :)
I love your tags (/gen) but uh. What if I went out the window
-monster energy anon
(referencing this)
you think I can’t aim out a fucking window?
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[more art]
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((Hi Phantom! What’s your opinion on Magnet??))
"The magnetic bomber, hmm...?"
Taking the question from the human, the lightning mastermind gave it some thoughts as he leaned back on his own purple ergonomic chair
"He is... Quite interesting..."
He paused for a bit, then he looked at his left hand that was covered with... Tiny yellow lightning bolts...
"Despite being a hot head... And a little bit of a... 'gremlin'... He is quite a powerful bomber...
Though... He might need some... Brain power..."
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i-need-entertainment · 7 months
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Credit for the idea goes to @silverbladexyz<3
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I am looking (dis)respectfully
QuuuUUUIIIII YOURE EDITING IS TOO POWERFUL he makes a slay hawkmoth😩😩 also hnhjggnnjdjdjd neuvillette in a black suit👁👁 he uhm he looks very nice uh hello sir I am but a humble simp dont mind me
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i-am-distressed · 6 months
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Noritoshi would absolutely love to spoil y/n when they go shopping together. He's the head of a famous clan, he has money to spend and he wants y/n to know that. He'd definitely pay for everything despite y/ns objections
I don't think he even realizes when he does it- to him he's just doing something nice for the person he cares most about in this world, but to Y/n-
"Noritoshi I am banning you from spending any more money on me today! You've spent so much, let me pay for something!"
"What? I haven't spent that much.."
Cue an unamused look from Y/n as she lifts the two large bags she's holding. Noritoshi just shrugs (and takes the bags out of her hands) and keeps walking.
"It was mostly all on sale."
"That was only 2 items! Those bags are full Noritoshi D:<"
"So? You deserve it. Is it so bad I spoil the one I care most for in this world? I didn't think so. Now, let's have lunch, where do you want to eat?"
"...are you gonna let me split the bill with you?"
"Maybe."
Is what he says, but she knows he's going to slip his card to the waiter before she notices, and when she does notice, he's going to shrug his shoulders and give her the softest smile. "Maybe next time dearest."
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collabwithmyself · 1 year
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Aoi's mother comparing her to her father derogatorily and Aoi later doing the same thing to Akiko. Its just tragic. Did she ever realise? Did she even care?
I think at some point she realizes she's become just like her mother, perhaps even worse- but by said point she is far too angry to care about what was originally a point of desperate pride for her. She's thrown EVERYTHING about her morals away in her fury.
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deepseawarlock · 1 month
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I remember you giving head to avoid further emotionally damaging someone with regular sex... you are not an inconsiderate monster.
"I know that regular sex can be not only physically tolling, but emotionally as well. Nevertheless, I have tricked them, you see? I've so easily manipulated them into thinking I am selfless, when I was enjoying the act of pleasuring them with giving them their daily groin licks."
"It's all a charade, and you, my oblivious fool, have failed to see it until now."
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i-just-like-goats · 7 months
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True, you would never encourage me to fall for ur arch nemesis😩😩
sighhh I suppose its my predictable simping patterns that are at fault for falling for these handsome stoic men😔
Icl you said fukuzawa caught your eye and I was hard-core judging you at first.
It is simply you having a type bro. Embrace it fr. I just used it to my advantage and introduced you to neuvillette :D
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compo67 · 22 days
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Hi there,
I am really pleased to be one of your patrons on Patreon and that you were able to get at least one of your meds you needed this month! I am sorry they are so expensive though.
Healthcare in America....boo.
Take care.
Oh my goodness, anon, THANK YOU! Just thank you x1000.
I am so grateful that I get to go to Costco to pick up my meds and be all, "Ring it up, boys!" I did not expect the cost of my mood stabilizer to be so much on Medicare.
You know, each year I spend over $10,000 on medical care. Out of pocket. Not counting premiums. Basically all of my SSDI benefits go towards keeping me alive and sane.
Sometimes I get to have fun and buy some yarn, but that is a treat.
It was so much worse back when I didn't have SSDI and I wasn't working. Y'all kept me afloat during one of the darkest points in my life.
American healthcare is AWFUL. And yet, I am so grateful to have health insurance. I am grateful that I finally have a team of competent and understanding doctors that take care of me. I am grateful every day.
I am grateful for you, anon.
Thank you, from the bottom of my little heart. <3
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