josie packard booty calling her stupid cop boyfriend at all hours of the day:
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😩😩😩🤤🤤
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BEHOLD MY BEAUTIFUL LOAVES
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Nah bro I just want Price's big ass body to be on top of me and completely crushing me bcs i know DAMN WELL it'd be like idk comforting... u get me?
I'd feel so safe bro im-
oh, absolutely!!! he is, undoubtedly, the King of Bear hugs.
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Jude ooooft 😍😍😍
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Donut. Coffee. Smut. A rare free afternoon, and I am delighted.
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WE’RE MAKING TAMALES
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Omg on another note (sorry for spamming omg) i wonder what happens if u lick a na’vi’s neural queue thing
Its their nervous system yes but at the same time
I wanna touch it
I so desperately want to lick it though. I wonder what it would feel like on your tongue?
Maybe like- when you lick a plug? That little tingly electrical outlet-y feeling.
Idk. I think Na’vi’s would go ape shit for it and 10/10 want to write and read more about kuru play. It’s so fucking hottttttt😍🫠
Just you making your Na’vi partner whine and twitch as you literally play with their nerve endings? Fucking HELL.
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My friend just ordered us wendys after we had hotpot earlier today and gelato a few hours ago…
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my sister brought home another bigass tub of ice cream from work my life is so beautiful
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Melodie said hiiiiiiii
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I’d like to take a moment to recognize Monday!me, who bought an extra takeout entree from PF Chang’s so I could bring it to work for lunch. I got TWO delicious lunches out of it and it has made me a better person to be around…today in particular.
Good job looking out, past self.
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Ian totally tried this recipe!
absolutely he does! if anyone is gonna knock the simple beauty of a tomato sandwich, they can get outta my house! yum, a lovely little lunch with his own tomatoes?? he'd make them all the time! mmmm add a lil salt and pepper, a lil aioli if he's feeling fancy. yes please! now i am hungry askdfh ty for this brilliant reminder of a yummy tomato snack lisa 🥰
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Shout out to frozen yogurt with little bits of Oreos in it 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
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