when my little brother said that heartstopper should be a horror book cause it’s called ‘Heart-stopper’
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Younger brothers reaction to an MC on helium
Satan
He’s aware of what inhaling helium can do to a human and their breathing
And he’s not exactly pleased that MC would do something reckless like this for the sake of pranks
Satan makes sure to properly lecture them
But not after trying to recover from MC’s previous attack where they decided to make a little meow while on helium
MC just sounded so cute!
That little meow they made just struck him like an arrow to the heart
It was just like the cats he took care of and their small little voices
But this time it was MC so it made it a whole lot more cuter
Although Satan wasn’t too fond of MC inhaling helium and potentially damaging their lungs, he really wants to hear MC meow for him like that again
Guess it’s time to pull out the old spell books....
Asmodeus
He loves it
MC just sounds so adorable and cuddly
Asmo’s all over MC and he asks them to sing for him or to say something cutesy
He thought of trying it but then MC started coughing like crazy and he decided he’d rather not damage his lovely voice for the sake of sounding cute
like there are spell books for that sort of stuff
Beelzebub
“Why do you sound like that, MC? Are you ok?”
When he heard you speak on helium for the first time he was extremely concerned
What happened to you? Why’s your voice like that?
He honestly thinks a witch or random demon placed a curse on you and he was worried it’d get worse
But when you tell Beel it’s only for jokes he smiles a bit
He can’t deny you sound adorable with your squeaky voice
He’s a bit curious and would want to try it out for himself
And Beel does try it and you have to hide your laughter because it’s oddly comical that Beel, a large demon, sounds like he’s a chipmunk
Belphegor
The moment you enter the attic and speak, he throws a pillow at your face
He finds it so incredibly annoying, especially since he was trying to have a peaceful nap
Belphie just doesn’t see what’s so funny about it given that you’re intentionally doing it to piss him off
It’s your newfound weapon to torment the poor demon and Belphie has already had enough of it
The next time you enter his room to bother him, he pulls you towards him and starts tickling you as a way to stop you
Belphie can’t help but smile as your laughs are as high and crazy as a hyena
So really...he only likes your voice on helium when your laughing but other than that.....please just leave him alone
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anyone else feel like their younger sibling is ungrateful?? Like motherfucker I raised you. You wouldn't have a personality without me. You wouldn't know anything without me. I GAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU CAUSE I WAS FORCED TO. MY PHONE, MY LIFE, MY SANITY, MY MENTAL HEALTH IS DESTROYED CAUSE OF YOU. Like that little shit is getting on my nerves. If he calls me an "asshole crack bitch" one more time or says "fuck your asshole", I'm grabbing a knife and shoving it down his throat.
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The thing with the whole 'if you were Blahblah mcfuckface you wouldn't like it if you were told blah blah fucking blah' thing is it doesn't work if you apply some bloody logic.
Cause if I was Blahblah Mcfuckface, I'd fucking know better wouldn't I? Monty wouldn't say shit to me if I was Blahblah Mcfuckface because I wouldn't be a closet sucking loser would I?
Piece of shit quote used only to make me feel all ooeey and gooey inside so I apologise to the cement-head
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Find you a younger brother who is always plotting to build IEDs
Getting fireworks for sparkplugs, getting steel wool for iron oxide, getting whatever the fuck for whatever reason? Mf isnt even 14 yet tf
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Little things adults and older people can do to help younger people and children feel included, safe, and respected as an equal individual:
Ask before touching the young person - even for hugs. Ask before you take pictures of them, and let them see photographs of them before they are printed or sent to others (even family).
Apologize when you are wrong
Ask for a young persons thoughts on a subject, then engage with them after they have spoken
Demonstrate behaviour you want to see from them (see: apologizing). Say "excuse me," say "thank you," say "please" to them
Validate their feelings, even if they don't know how to express them just yet
Remember that this is the first time they've been alive, and that you've had way longer to "figure it out"
These are some things I wish other adults remembered when engaging with young folks. We so often forget what childhood felt like and how unfair it all was because we were often awarded freedoms as adults that we never had as children. These kids are equal to adults, and they deserve the same courtesy, respect, kindness, and understanding we give to other adults.
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“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”
Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.
Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.
Into a different fucking dimension.
Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.
He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.
“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”
This was gonna be a long trip.
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Self care is watching old commercials and pointing out how many you remember to your second youngest brother.
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