#you've gotta respect the amount of work involved

[skyward-floored]

Oo yes yes yes I did forget a little about Hyrule being more nervous when strangers are involved poor kiddo.

Well. Now I gotta ask how they all rank on the "a pleasure to have in class, excellent participation! /genuine" to "A Pleasure To Have IN Class /frantically grinding teeth because as a teacher you can't call a kid an a hole" scale.

Obviously Wind you have explained is just going to give out the energy and respect deserved/what he is given he will give right back.

And omg confirming the Wild is the bucket-scoot kid is hilarious because I could see him actually vibrating at SPEED so he looked like a human jackhammer and gets the bucket SO FAR SO FAST but because the teachers weren't looking he /technically/ didn't show off his powers at school. And it just became one of those urban legends at the school about the teleporting timeout bucket

And and and hmmmmm the "Cover Jobs" they all have as adults (if they are still even needed by that point)- I'm not sure if you've gone into much detail on that besides what we already know with Time, Malon, Wars, and Sky.

And uhhh anything you're just really excited to say? I'm stranded waiting for a ride right now and have so much IAU brain rot it's immeasurable

IAU boys ranked on how much they were “a pleasure to have in class”—

Twilight is at the top for sure, he’s respectful and polite— plus with a bunch of younger siblings, he feels like he should try to be a good role model (even if some of his teachers don’t deserve a speck of the respect he gives them).

Four is next, since he actually likes studying a fair amount, and therefore every teacher adores him. (It drives Wind a little crazy).

Hyrule is next, since he always tries really hard to be polite and just melt into the background too. (This is just in front of teachers, mind. Hyrule can be plenty sassy if he wants, but he doesn’t want to be kicked out of school so he’s really polite to teachers and everything). He needs some extra help sometimes, but he’s usually so nice about it that his teachers don’t mind.

Legend is next, because while he can have a bit of an attitude, he’s good at a lot of different things, and asks pretty interesting questions. Some teachers appreciate this, and some do not.

Wild is near the bottom because while he’s smart, he’s really just not good at sitting still, and can be snarky if he’s not thinking. (Plus... sometimes he gets remarks about his scars, and that just makes school all the more unpleasant)

And Wind is at the bottom XD He’s not the worst kid ever to have in class— there’s definitely way worse behaved kids then him— but he’s a troublemaker, and tends to get bored and use his powers when he really shouldn’t. But like you said, he can be respectful if he wants to be.

(Bonus: Warriors and Sky were both pretty good in class— though Sky did tend to fall asleep a lot, and had a bit of a reputation for being lazy)

Teleporting time-out bucket is definitely an urban legend at their school, I love that XD

I’ll admit I haven’t thought a lot about cover jobs when they’re older, and I’m actually still a bit unsure about Sky and Warriors (vague office jobs are my friend lol).

Twilight probably does stuff with animals somehow, maybe helps out on a farm or something like that. Wild I think probably works in a restaurant— maybe he slowly worked his way up from waiter to chef or something like that. I don’t know what Wind does but it’s probably near the ocean, and quite likely boat related. Maybe he drives a ferry? Does boat maintenance? Legend probably hops around jobs... or maybe works at an orchard? Hyrule and Four I have NO clue about... I could see Four being a teacher, maybe.

#think that’s all I’ve got XD #but if you have more questions totally go ahead! #answers from the floor #anon #Incredibles au

[blue-lantern]

1, 11, 15, and 16! :D

!!! I'm just seeing this now, guessing this is for the 20 questions to hate ask game. Glad that you've been un-shadowbanned!

1. You have to make one Robin (Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian) not exist permanently and never have existed. Choose which. Probably Tim, honestly. This would be an easier question to answer if I had stronger feelings on the Robins but I've suddenly come to realize that I don't. Tim is the one that I've read the least of, and the one I think about the absolute least in terms of analysis so it's gonna have to be him. 11. Kill one person permanently. (not the joker) It's gotta Hal Jordan for me. I just feel like there were richer stories going on when he was gone. Hal's villain arc and subsequent death both set the stage for Kyle, and afforded him a huge amount of depth in his feelings about Hal's ability for redemption, and not to mention Hal's becoming The Spectre, which is one of my favorite runs that expanded Hal's characterization and his inner life I miss it so bad. Second runner up is Ted Kord, Jaime was in a better position when he had to come to terms with being in the shadow of his deceased predecessor, Booster Gold had a lot of interesting character development in his grief, and Ted hasn't even really been given the proper respect since his revival so what was the point.

15. Favorite jason todd version. Under the Red Hood Jason. He's not super fleshed out since we only had the characterization for about three minutes but, I love tragic villains, I love both his genuine grievances with how Batman opposes crimes and immoralities in how he himself does it, I love that there's still genuine love between father and son that can never be rekindled because the pain runs too deep and the difference in morality is too great. Everything after that is just kind of meh, Morrison writes Jason as the most generic crazy evil bad guy possible, and the post-52 anti-hero Jason never appealed to me, especially since it feels like editorial wants to have their cake and eat it too with Jason being the brooding black sheep, but also being deeply involved with the batfam. Doesn't work for me.

16. Which character do you think is better in the new 52 than outside the new 52. Okay I have a confession to make, I am not qualified enough to answer this. I've read so few New 52 comics I can't make a judgement call. I mostly read comics that were released in the last ~3 years, or comics from the 80s-00s, I missed N52 completely. I had a couple examples that I thought maybe fit the bill and then I realized they were from Rebirth era, not N52, so I guess none.

#asks #thanks for asking ^~^ #blog: tatsujeff

[imtrippin666]

Jasmine woke up the next morning feeling like shit. She stayed up all night thinking about what to do and doing her homework. She called her drug dealer pretty much right in the morning.

"Hey dude do you have any pills? I'm starting school soon and can already barely stay up."

"Hell yes i do. Ill come by and drop them off in your mailbox girl. I can't hangout today"

"That's okay than you. Throw me some Xanax in there too then request the amount simoapp."

After a while she got her pills and didn't hesitate before taking Xanax. She rather be numb than pondering what Madilyn is doing.

How could Madilyn do this. Everything was fine and she got what she wanted. Why couldn't she of just respected Jasmine. She gave her everything she asked, an open relationship, more time together, noghts, woohoo. Jasmine cried and cried until she couldn't. Until the pills kicked in.

"My sweet baby girl!! Sorry for barging in I just know we haven't heard much from you since you've moved and I was in the town for a speech at the college."

"You don't have to apologize dad. I gave you a key so you could barge in. I'm sorry it's so dark and I'm still in my pajamas. I would've cleaned up some too."

"That's okay sweetheart. Let's sit down what's going on? I heard you crying pretty hard in here. These walls are thin huh"

"Yeah they are and it doesn't help that my neighbors love fighting every night. If not fighting than he's bringing a woman home while his wife's out of town. It's sad.

She wanted to so badly tell her dad everything but she was never one to show sadness.

"Its a little personal but Madilyn wanted an open relationship. I told her that's fine I just don't want any men involved. Vivienne really broke me. She didnt care did it anyways and danced for him while we were there together."

"Now I don't know if I should try our open relationship myself or really just stop it all. I'm very hurt and torn."

"I cheated on your mom, she was working a lot trying to provide for when your older brother and I feared she was doing the same. It ruined us for the first 2 years of Jeremiah's life. I honestly don't get how she forgave me but I didn't change my view on it for years. But I wouldn't of if she didn't kick my ass out. You asked one basic standard due to trauma, still allowing her to seek what she wanted, and she didn't care. I'd personally say fuck it. I gotta go though. Your mom has been blowing me up because we have dinner reserved. Ik you'll be smart and we'll be here no matter what"

After her dad left Jasmine got ready and hit the bar. She had new insight and help but needed a drink severely. Her best friend for years cheated on her.

[designobjectory]

Hollywood Regency Onyx Abalone Shell Gold Glitter Arturo Pani Coffee Table

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#this is hilariously ugly #you've gotta respect the amount of work involved #hollywood regency #table #mid century #coffee table #american design

[garrettauthor]

OH HI THERE

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A sex worker main character positively portrayed and also in a committed relationship

Sex work in general is state-protected and a respected profession

Everyone's Gay™

Redemption arcs that don't involve being creepily obsessed with the hero's mom, a wizard Nazi, and abusing children, only to be "forgiven" because you said "Always"

I can only recall three white people and there might be more but since I'm the author it's a pretty good indicator regardless

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