Tumgik
#you're super straight
drulalovescas · 1 year
Text
this isn't even funny anymore
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
hajihiko · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tumblr media
But if I'M queer and YOU'RE queer..... who's driving the island???
2K notes · View notes
sam-dugesian · 4 months
Text
"If your man does the dishes he's gay"
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Sylverter Stallone
Bruce Willis
Wesley Snipes
Denzel Washington
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Shaft
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chris Rock
Will Smith
Dr. Dre
Tupac
Snoop Dogg
Dwane Johnson
Vin Diesel
Michael Jordan
and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?
Tumblr media
that's right
so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?
66 notes · View notes
bylertruther · 1 year
Text
kind of crazy how mike said in a moment of vulnerability and weakness that he wants to be needed and to be of use and good at something, and then a large chunk of the fandom just decided to validate all of his worst thoughts & fears and suddenly reduce him to a weak, incapable, mindless, unloved wastoid wimp that's everything his low self-esteem tells him he is and nothing like how the people in his life see him (or what the narrative itself has shown us since the very first episode). even crazier when the people that do that call themselves mike fans lol but i'm 😴😴😴
143 notes · View notes
gowns · 4 months
Text
i have a gaylor-level conspiracy in my head about how kenan and kel were deeply in love with each other but it got too real for them and they felt like they had to choose between successful careers or each other so they parted ways and then they both became very strange due to the high levels of repression they were dealing with. it would explain so much.
23 notes · View notes
lexyscross · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Unfortunately, we all know they’ll make it straight and have them fighting over Tara. 🙄
...
(Edit: They were fake-bros and super fruity together! WIN! However, they still shoved “They both like Tara” down our throats. 🙄 No pun intended... 👀)
81 notes · View notes
faeymouse · 11 months
Photo
Tumblr media
I am completely convinced that they were boyfriends.
(@evecolourshock​ introduced me to the concept of purple circuits = attraction/madly in love, and I am eternally grateful)
(pose ref)
39 notes · View notes
pedro-pascal · 4 months
Note
did you watch the movie alone? I often feel lowkey weird when I go see a movie alone even tho it's stupid because watching a movie alone AT HOME on netflix isn't considered weird so why at the theatre? Do you have those feelings too and if so how do you deal with it?
yes!! i watch a love of movies alone in the cinema! it's a bit awkward at first but then you see other people going by themselves and you realise that you don't care at all about them, then it gets easier! i started doing that like 7-8 years ago when i was living in the USA and i had no friends who liked going to the cinema so now i'm really comfortable going by myself!
it's good because you can see whatever you want and you don't need to look out for someone who enjoys horror movies or foreign cinema or romcoms... you're also only depending on your own schedule and not someone's else!
also, it's an activity that does not require any company because you don't talk during a movie and also it's dark so basically, people ignore you and you ignore people!
i went to see i saw the devil today and next to me, there was a couple and by the end of it they were speechless because what do you say as a couple after this movie haha? i was happy to see it by myself so i could gather my feelings, form my own opinion and then check out imdb and letterboxd facts/reviews to have more insight about it!!
13 notes · View notes
despairforme · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Not fucking AGAIN---
8 notes · View notes
shimenchus · 1 year
Text
if you've ever seen a femme/butch couple and the first words out of your mouth are "heteronormative" you should consider the following:
killing yourself
54 notes · View notes
Text
I need to vent this somewhere because it's just been rattling around in my brain.
Saw a post by someone with ASPD on a popular subreddit asking for advice, and everyone just fucking. Tore him apart. Cruel as fuck in the comments, downvoting the shit out of everything he had to say. Bro wasn't saying or doing anything wrong. He wasn't even snapping at anyone (when most ppl even w/o a pd probably would have after that reaction to their post), he wasn't doing anything harmful or morally incorrect.
They all reacted in this horrible fucking way to someone just bc he has ASPD, when I know they would have been super compassionate with anyone else who had the same issue.
I've seen this kind of shit happen before (glances at a celebrity w/NPD who everyone tears into for no reason bc they're always looking for an excuse) but god. Shook me up.
16 notes · View notes
original-punks · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
how to make me drier than the Sahara desert
8 notes · View notes
sucre-sanguine · 7 months
Text
Maybe I'm tipsy but *winds up to hit hornets nest* I really don't understand trans guys who are like. I feel excluded from the community cause I'm not fem. Like broski I am fem and guess what. In most queer spaces I feel like I gotta yell that I'm not a gay woman or a trans woman. I've been on hrt for 3 years. Also do you ever go to spaces that aren't distinctly queer....like... y'know.... most spaces.. ever.
8 notes · View notes
fitzrove · 6 months
Text
I think I'm struggling creatively because as time goes on I find less and less motivation to write (and read, tbh!) stuff that's
good wholesome queer representation
escapist everything-gets-better fantasy ("because life is hard enough why would you write about miserable things")
palatable to people who disagree with me
And obviously I'm nowhere near finishing even a single original thing yet ahdfhajf but I've been looking at publishing videos that people who have experience in the industry have made and. Man no wonder that so much milquetoast stuff gets put out nowadays
#not to be a hater and controversial but#the fact that its often straight people judging whether queer representation has problematic elements (and similar situations)#and lots of queer media seems to be made with straight people in mind (at least as a considerable portion of the audience)#and ugh in general/unrelated like. i just want to write litfic about the human condition XDD and structural inequality#but if i do it with fanfic nobody will read it because my most popular fics will always be ones where white men kiss each other for 3k word#obviously i'm grateful that anyone reads anything i write aggdhfh it's very nice to be heard#but fr my most popular fics are NOT my best ones#and yeah like if i write original fiction it's unlikely to do well in publishing because there's no hot sexy straight romance or wholesome#soft high school good representation queer people:3#maybe i can put in a red herring twink guy idk#also i'm just so bitter about linguistic inequality still XDD like. in a video abt fantasy tropes the person making the video hates they#said that they hate 'overly long fantasy names' that they can't pronounce#which just made me go 'silence anglo' mentally because omfg super often those names are just BASED ON CULTURES YOU'RE NOT PART OF#(disclaimer i know not all english speakers are ignorant hahfjsdhjfj)#but yeah its funny when old english inspired names are too hard for modern english speakers like welcome to being anyone else lol#its somehow considered a minimum requirement of knowledge to be able to pronounce names like george and matthew correctly#but then for other languages it's a special courtesy if people say names right#afujishgfis and this is just one example#rant#writing#literature
12 notes · View notes
allgremlinart · 1 year
Text
please god this post  left the target audience ... I KNOW he just isnt into Cat like its not like I can forget that he’s straight in canon 💀 it was a funny joke.. pls..
33 notes · View notes
steakout-05 · 4 months
Text
my new and improved Barry Steakfries autism headcanons :D
Barry is the type of autistic who actively seeks out sensory input and loves to talk to people! he does this by blasting rock music through his whole house, flying really high in the sky on his jetpack and feeling the wind on his face, causing loud and destructive explosions, listening to the whirring of his MGJP, going out for drinks with a lot of friends including Craig and watching action movies with a lot of carnage. most of these get him in serious trouble with the law, but they can't catch him because he has a jetpack and they don't >:)
he's the type of guy to listen to death metal screaming to feel Delightfully Whelmed and sit there calmly on the floor like it's nothing
Barry's main stim is ripping his shirt sleeves, usually as an expression of super strong emotions (excitement, rage, fear. etc) or to combat his tactile sensory issues. he also bounces his knee and clenches his fists when he's bored or nervous.
most of Barry's sensory issues are tactile, like the way certain (and by certain i mean most) types of sleeves feel on his arms. they can make his arms feel scratchy and tight, which can get worse if they're wet and just hang onto his skin. he's a lot more comfortable wearing loose soft sleeves or wearing them when it's cold. a lot of people have asked Barry why he doesn't just wear tank tops if he hates the feeling of sleeves, to which he says that ripping them off is way more satisfying and fun, like he's killing the bad sensory feeling itself by tearing it off him.
Barry mentions in one of the episodes of his vlog that his shirt ripping stim was passed down through generation to generation and that his dad rips his sleeves as well. my headcanon is that this is generational autism and their children learning their parents' stims! (Barry also mentions that the only generation that didn't rip their sleeves was in the medieval generation when they wore chainmail which i think in this context is really interesting!)
Barry isn't very good with emotional regulation. he can get frustrated, impatient and angry really quickly, which we see a lot of in the 'Rainbow Barry' short. he also struggles with executive functioning and frequently forgets or struggles to do tasks he finds boring, misplaces things, procrastinates a lot, struggles with impulsiveness and planning.
Barry also has inattentive type ADHD (otherwise known as ADD) which he shows traits of in the 'Rainbow Barry' short as well.
he picks up a lot of catchphrases and personality traits from his favourite action movies!
i mentioned before that Barry loves to talk to people, but he struggles with quite a few social skills. he forgets people's boundaries, has trouble controlling his volume, accidentally interrupts people, can come off as scary sometimes and forgets what the conversation was about. a lot of other people don't really like him because they think he's just being rude and self-centred and he's never really understood why. Craig understand though, and that's why they love each other :)
his special interests are jetpacks, action movies, his dad's record collection and dogs! he may not be an expert but he loves them :)
Barry has no idea he's autistic and thinks he instead has a disease that makes him rip his sleeves because no one's ever told him and he doesn't remember getting diagnosed.
4 notes · View notes