"If your man does the dishes he's gay"
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Sylverter Stallone
Bruce Willis
Wesley Snipes
Denzel Washington
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Shaft
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chris Rock
Will Smith
Dr. Dre
Tupac
Snoop Dogg
Dwane Johnson
Vin Diesel
Michael Jordan
and here's the best part of all
are you ready for this?
that's right
so misogynists...
what song do you want played at your funeral?
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i have a gaylor-level conspiracy in my head about how kenan and kel were deeply in love with each other but it got too real for them and they felt like they had to choose between successful careers or each other so they parted ways and then they both became very strange due to the high levels of repression they were dealing with. it would explain so much.
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Unfortunately, we all know they’ll make it straight and have them fighting over Tara. 🙄
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(Edit: They were fake-bros and super fruity together! WIN! However, they still shoved “They both like Tara” down our throats. 🙄 No pun intended... 👀)
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did you watch the movie alone? I often feel lowkey weird when I go see a movie alone even tho it's stupid because watching a movie alone AT HOME on netflix isn't considered weird so why at the theatre? Do you have those feelings too and if so how do you deal with it?
yes!! i watch a love of movies alone in the cinema! it's a bit awkward at first but then you see other people going by themselves and you realise that you don't care at all about them, then it gets easier! i started doing that like 7-8 years ago when i was living in the USA and i had no friends who liked going to the cinema so now i'm really comfortable going by myself!
it's good because you can see whatever you want and you don't need to look out for someone who enjoys horror movies or foreign cinema or romcoms... you're also only depending on your own schedule and not someone's else!
also, it's an activity that does not require any company because you don't talk during a movie and also it's dark so basically, people ignore you and you ignore people!
i went to see i saw the devil today and next to me, there was a couple and by the end of it they were speechless because what do you say as a couple after this movie haha? i was happy to see it by myself so i could gather my feelings, form my own opinion and then check out imdb and letterboxd facts/reviews to have more insight about it!!
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I need to vent this somewhere because it's just been rattling around in my brain.
Saw a post by someone with ASPD on a popular subreddit asking for advice, and everyone just fucking. Tore him apart. Cruel as fuck in the comments, downvoting the shit out of everything he had to say. Bro wasn't saying or doing anything wrong. He wasn't even snapping at anyone (when most ppl even w/o a pd probably would have after that reaction to their post), he wasn't doing anything harmful or morally incorrect.
They all reacted in this horrible fucking way to someone just bc he has ASPD, when I know they would have been super compassionate with anyone else who had the same issue.
I've seen this kind of shit happen before (glances at a celebrity w/NPD who everyone tears into for no reason bc they're always looking for an excuse) but god. Shook me up.
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Maybe I'm tipsy but *winds up to hit hornets nest* I really don't understand trans guys who are like. I feel excluded from the community cause I'm not fem. Like broski I am fem and guess what. In most queer spaces I feel like I gotta yell that I'm not a gay woman or a trans woman. I've been on hrt for 3 years. Also do you ever go to spaces that aren't distinctly queer....like... y'know.... most spaces.. ever.
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my new and improved Barry Steakfries autism headcanons :D
Barry is the type of autistic who actively seeks out sensory input and loves to talk to people! he does this by blasting rock music through his whole house, flying really high in the sky on his jetpack and feeling the wind on his face, causing loud and destructive explosions, listening to the whirring of his MGJP, going out for drinks with a lot of friends including Craig and watching action movies with a lot of carnage. most of these get him in serious trouble with the law, but they can't catch him because he has a jetpack and they don't >:)
he's the type of guy to listen to death metal screaming to feel Delightfully Whelmed and sit there calmly on the floor like it's nothing
Barry's main stim is ripping his shirt sleeves, usually as an expression of super strong emotions (excitement, rage, fear. etc) or to combat his tactile sensory issues. he also bounces his knee and clenches his fists when he's bored or nervous.
most of Barry's sensory issues are tactile, like the way certain (and by certain i mean most) types of sleeves feel on his arms. they can make his arms feel scratchy and tight, which can get worse if they're wet and just hang onto his skin. he's a lot more comfortable wearing loose soft sleeves or wearing them when it's cold. a lot of people have asked Barry why he doesn't just wear tank tops if he hates the feeling of sleeves, to which he says that ripping them off is way more satisfying and fun, like he's killing the bad sensory feeling itself by tearing it off him.
Barry mentions in one of the episodes of his vlog that his shirt ripping stim was passed down through generation to generation and that his dad rips his sleeves as well. my headcanon is that this is generational autism and their children learning their parents' stims! (Barry also mentions that the only generation that didn't rip their sleeves was in the medieval generation when they wore chainmail which i think in this context is really interesting!)
Barry isn't very good with emotional regulation. he can get frustrated, impatient and angry really quickly, which we see a lot of in the 'Rainbow Barry' short. he also struggles with executive functioning and frequently forgets or struggles to do tasks he finds boring, misplaces things, procrastinates a lot, struggles with impulsiveness and planning.
Barry also has inattentive type ADHD (otherwise known as ADD) which he shows traits of in the 'Rainbow Barry' short as well.
he picks up a lot of catchphrases and personality traits from his favourite action movies!
i mentioned before that Barry loves to talk to people, but he struggles with quite a few social skills. he forgets people's boundaries, has trouble controlling his volume, accidentally interrupts people, can come off as scary sometimes and forgets what the conversation was about. a lot of other people don't really like him because they think he's just being rude and self-centred and he's never really understood why. Craig understand though, and that's why they love each other :)
his special interests are jetpacks, action movies, his dad's record collection and dogs! he may not be an expert but he loves them :)
Barry has no idea he's autistic and thinks he instead has a disease that makes him rip his sleeves because no one's ever told him and he doesn't remember getting diagnosed.
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