#you’ve been warned

[crushofdoves]

no, you know what? i don’t want to be nice to people who treat fic writers like content creators.

it’s not fucking normal to leave ‘reviews’ for fanfiction - that’s an insane and unkind thing to do. i have been reading fic on lj, ff.net, ao3 and tumblr for longer than some of y’all have been alive and i’m telling you that i have never seen people act like this.

the concept of “content” has rotted y’all’s brains to the point that you don’t see us as human, like we’re just robots who exist to entertain you.

we’re people - just like y’all - who have jobs and families and whole lives outside of writing fic and honestly, it only takes one rude comment/bookmark/message to completely zap the words right outta me and i know i’m not the only writer who feels that way.

if you don’t like something about a fan work, whether it’s fic or art or whatever - keep it to your damn self. complain in private to friends if you have to but the damage you’re doing to writers and artists by talking about it publicly - when nobody fucking asked - is astronomical, and hard to come back from.

#fic doesn’t just appear every word comes from OUR brains #we put so much time and love and WORK into this and for y’all to spit all over it? #feels fuckin bad #i can’t stand y’all #like literally i’m never being nice to anyone ever again #if there’s even a HINT of attitude in any message i get from now i’m biting your necks #you’ve been warned

[spicy-apple-pie]

After I’m done work I’m going to show yall my drawing of Damian and Goliath I drew yesterday

#you’ve been warned #shut up spicy #batman

[hoodie-buck]

—y’all my self indulgent birthday duck fic is here! i had way too much fun writing this and hope y’all enjoy the terrible puns 🫶🏼

rated: t | words: 13.5 k | read on ao3

summary:

“Where are the ducks?”

Eddie took himself out of his head once more, looking down to his son and following the boy’s line of sight. He was looking at Buck’s jeep, Eddie letting out a weighted sigh for it.

All of his coworkers had been welcoming, accepting Eddie right into their little family. Well, all of them except one that was. Buck had made it clear from day one that he didn’t want anything to do with Eddie, for whatever reason. It was fine with Eddie, really. Evan Buckley had no lasting effects on him.

“What ducks are you talking about bud?”

Chris looked up to him, all but rolling his eyes.

“Dad, every jeep has ducks.” He might has well have added a ‘duh’ at the end, Eddie holding his hands up in mock defense for not knowing such things. Why the fuck would jeeps have ducks?

Chris, with all the exasperation a seven-year-old could muster, looked up to him once more. “Look it up dad. It’s a thing.”

While Eddie wasn’t convinced, he assured Chris he would.

—or—

Buck doesn’t have any ducks for his jeep. Eddie decides to fix that. AKA 5 times Eddie secretly leaves ducks for Buck, and the one time he hands one right to him.

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#buddie #buddie fic #eddie diaz #evan 'buck' buckley #christopher diaz #firefam #911 #duck fic #crack #getting together #terrible puns #you’ve been warned #😂 #fluff #fluff and humor #light angst #5 + 1 things #kel(s) writing

[earring-stede]

OFMD finale character death prediction: you’re not gonna like it

In the behind the scenes footage we can see a funeral scene complete with grave and a makeshift crucifix. I’ve been thinking all week about what the crucifix is made as it might reveal the identity of the deceased. Now the the base of the crucifix has a similar shape to Izzy’s wooden leg, but the image quality wasn’t good enough for me to feel confident about identifying it as his leg. So I kept looking. I could see something that looked like horn or bone, but again, I couldn’t be sure, and I don’t remember any horns or bones from previous episodes. Then I looked at the tip of the crucifix, which is very clearly a sword handle.

Now the picture is fuzzy, but I could make out the general shape and gold colour of the swords handle. So I started to look at every characters sword for a match. Each character has a signature weapon specific to their character. You will see throughout season that characters will use the same sword over and over.

Now there’s only two characters I could find who have swords with gold handles and fit the general shape of the graves sword. There’s Stede’s sword, which has a delicate, ornate style handle.

And then there’s Izzy’s sword….

his sword is the closest match I could find to the sword from the grave, which leads me to theorise, that the grave must belong to Izzy

#ofmd #ofmd predictions #ofmd spoilers #ofmd speculation #ofmd season 2 #ofmd speculations #character death #major spoilers #you’ve been warned

[basiatlu]

I uploaded my first Ao3 post - she is live, baby! Please leave a kudo bar or something over there for me I’m hungry. Also I’m not sure where this crawled out from. I don’t normally go here in terms of pairings but here we are, indeed. Sirius Lives au so everyone is of age I don’t do that under age gap garbage.

18 and Up Only please you know the drill. But you’re all on the internet I’m not your mommy —> {Click Here}

#art #illustration #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #doodle #digital art #harry potter #draco malfoy #sirius black #you’ve been warned #boshdraws #boshspice

[rainbow-femme]

I’ve seen those memes of like “Hannibal vs Hannibal if he had just asked Will on a date” with the second being much smaller

But god can you imagine if season one happened and they were dating, if he had asked Will out in the first one or two episodes? If he wasn’t doing those things to a client/friend but a romantic partner?

(Note: Not implying dating is greater than friendship, but there are more socially defined boundaries in a romantic relationship that come with expectations of responsibility and a feeling of emotional ownership, while Hannibal repeatedly in canon is able to hide behind the idea that he isn’t even friends with Will but merely that there is friendship potential, getting around the idea of said social and personal responsibility that comes with friendship in a way he couldn’t if he had a verbally and socially acknowledged relationship with Will. This is based mainly on the idea of them having definite, undeniable form of relationship with defined expectations others are aware of that Hannibal would not be able to say aren’t there because there wasn’t actually anything happening beyond therapy, as well as an implication of an increase in time spent together and access to each other)

Would it have changed his reaction to Bella if he now had a romantic partner and could understand the idea of having this person keep that level of secret from him and how it would feel to learn this? But also the allure of having a secret like that to keep from his partner and the power it would give him in the relationship, making him feel more secure?

Hannibal’s reaction to Will being too busy for him because he’s going after the Chesapeake Ripper now that it’s not just as a patient/friend missing an appointment/chance to hang out but his partner being at work rather than with him? That in a way he was taking Will away from himself but can’t stop trying to impress him as the Ripper and hear Will’s thoughts? The “date with the Chesapeake Ripper” comment now directly referencing that Hannibal is in one way losing him and in another way gaining him and the lengths he will go to have him both ways?

We saw how Hannibal reacted when it was possible Tobias killed Will Graham his friend, but if Tobias came in and insinuated he had just killed Will Graham the person he was actively in a relationship with? Will Graham who he at that point would have felt a level of ownership over, especially given that in the show it’s the episode he realized he genuinely began seeing Will as a friend so it would be him realizing he genuinely was in a mutual relationship and not just him playing a game while the other person thinks it’s serious? And that being the moment he learns another serial killer might have killed Will?

Hannibal telling Will his job will be the death of him and Will justifying it by saying he’s saving lives and Hannibal snapping back that he doesn’t care about their lives he cares about Will’s life?

Alana in the show saying she can’t be with Will while he’s in his current mental state while Hannibal uses that state to his advantage?

The reveal that Will has had encephalitis and Hannibal has know and done nothing and is in fact allowing it to worsen? It has a low mortality rate but it’s still there (8-10%) especially if not treated, he’s not just in control with Will he’s actively risking Will’s life for his own curiosity. Would he be even more curious in a situation where he could observe Will so much more than occasional meetings? What other inconspicuous tests could he run with Will staying at his home, at least some nights? If he had full easy access to Will’s home while sleeping there?

Will acknowledging he couldn’t be with Alana because of where he’s at mentally being transferred to the question of if he and Hannibal shouldn’t be together while he’s like this and Hannibal panicking at something he genuinely wants to keep being potentially taken away? What he would say to manipulate Will into staying? The half truth way he would discuss it with Bedelia and whether he feels any guilt, and if he does questioning why he does when what he does to people hasn’t bothered him with anyone else before

Hannibal realizing Will is closing in on figuring out who he is and how this complicates him framing Will? Physically it’s easier with more access but would it be emotionally more difficult? Would he want to do it even more because of his emotional reaction?

When Will thinks he killed Abigail and is in jail, he implies Alana is lucky they didn’t get together. What would he say to Hannibal? Would he feel guilty, believing he had been putting Hannibal at risk by not leaving? Would Hannibal manipulate him to keep that feeling of guilt to reinforce the idea that he is a killer, or would he be afraid of the idea of Will ending things? How would Will perceive the state of their relationship with him in jail vs Hannibal? Would they each assume they were on the same page?

Will realizing Hannibal is not only the killer but the person who framed him, the next level of betrayal that would come with that? With the trust and access to himself that would have happened, how much it would close Will off from contact with others even more? The whole “Hannibal doing all of this just to see what Will would do” part of it?

And then how it spills into season two, with how in the show Hannibal is trying to maintain a friendship only now he still wants to keep that defined romantic relationship with Will who is obviously no longer interested? If Hannibal would genuinely see them as not together or this just a rough patch? Would he see Will as being able to stop the relationship from his end?

#long post #you’ve been warned #I started this at 1:30 am and it’s now 3:40 #I read the synopsis of the first 20 episodes to remember things #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter

[toomanyopinionss]

i’m sorry, wtf is happening with the ravens team?!

like this is genuinely scary… TWO OF THEM?!

i’m so overwhelmed… between that GOD awful reveal about what jean had to go through with the ravens to THIS, i—

i’m not the same person i was when i picked up this book wt actual f

#toomanyopinions #tsc #tsc spoilers #THE SUNSHINE COURT SPOILERS #you’ve been warned #aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #jean moreau

[dramaticpandabear]

Guys whatever you do, do not listen to “If I believed” from Twisted while picturing Simon Petrikov. You’ve been warned.

#the vibes of the song totally suit his situation #you’ve been warned #i’m crying now #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #starkid #twisted starkid #adventure time simon #fionna and cake simon #simon petrikov

[mommybites]

Nothing makes me more handsy and aggressive than getting drunk. A few drinks is all it takes for me to be itching to get my hands on some pretty little thing, to ruin them for my own personal entertainment. I want to laugh in a sub’s face while I mock them for wanting to cum after only a few minutes of play. I want to mark up their neck with dozens of hickeys. I want to make a poor little sub cry real tears of want and need, and I want to smile at them while I make them beg to be denied (especially if they want to cum more than anything).

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #mommy kink #Any subs that send me asks or dms tonight #you’ve been warned #I’ll be getting drunk :)

[revengemode]

This is the same woman who did this … in 4K … before their business was out in front street.

Keep playing with her. She will fight for this man.

#Only child energy #Not big on sharing #You’ve been warned

[zethsnex]

For your Dreamon!rivals duo, how dream/dreamons are born or created?

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR “Do you hear that? Is…”, Its up to you if you want to read it.

Transcript:

If Dream could remember, I’m sure he’d tell you. Fortunately, thanks to its instincts, we can see how a “Dreamon” is created. Here we have a perfect example :)

First, the soon-to-be “Dreamon” must face their own mind. Their fears must win over any hope their little brains have left. Then, their fragile bodies will begging to change, small things that will increment as they loose all memory of who they were.

Once their memories faded there’s no way to save them, their metamorphosis will finish any second after this.

Dream might not remember who he it was.

But for some reason, he it finds himself itself looming over a tombstone. It can never read it, it’s always blurry.

#SPOILERS #major spoilers #you’ve been warned #c!dream #c!techno #c!george #a little #rivals duo #dsmp au #dreamon au #zsnart #character qna

[getshimback]

i would like to go ahead and let everyone know i will be annoyingly live blogging the grammys and posting every little thought i have <3

#you’ve been warned

[peachy-lemon83]

My current mood is crying about a carefree anime character who was only carefree bc they always knew they were gonna have to sacrifice themselves, and then hoping then comments aren’t fucking with me about him coming back bc then I’ll start sobbing

#anime #anime angst #sobbing #crying #sad boi hours #I swear if they’re f*cking with me #ahhhhhhhh #don’t look past #not if you don’t want spoils #anime was pretty good in my opinion though #trust me #you’ve been warned #Ayaka: a story of bonds and wounds