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putridcowboy · 2 years

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the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

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invinciblerodent · 3 months

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From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.

Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.

#squirrel plays bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #just watched a little video on bad decisions that actually turn out well #and the last one was “reviving gale”#and my man went OFF on how annoying and how much of a jerk he found gale #and how he had wanted to just let him stay dead #and i'm just..... annoyed at this point #and annoyed at myself for being annoyed #gale is just whimsical!!! and fun!!!!! i mean come on have you never taken him to the lanceboard; that boyish glee?#larian please fix my kisses i need this man on his knees post-haste #(this. this is because. i play a dwarf. and he kneels down for a kiss. ya nasties.)#(but also. definitely was thinking that too.)

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andersonlore · 4 months

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producer!abby slowly falling in love with nanny!reader and how could she not? you’re great with her two little girls, they are taken with you from the start just like their mother. whenever you sit on her desk, with your short little skirts, abby feels her cunt clenching in her tailored pants. she manspreads in her chair, angling herself towards your body. abby giving her undivided attention as she notices your thighs rubbing together, begging for an itch to be scratched. when abby says no to your demand, she nearly purrs at the way you whimper her name, as if you were begging to be fucked yeah this might be a series ohmygod

#…..no i’m totally not watching the nanny rn…..🤫#i don’t need anymore ideas i need to finish writing the ones i have :(#✭・۪ ⊹ ֗ ray’s works #lesbian #abby anderson #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x fem!reader #abby x reader #abby x you #abby x fem!reader #abby x y/n #abby x poc!reader #abby anderson smut #wlw post #wlw sapphic #abby anderson x f!reader #abby anderson tlou2 #abby the last of us

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dustbunsinspace · 4 months

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Part of 🟢 Leo gets Overwhelmed au🟢

Aah, I’m so happy I made it in in time! 💙✨ Merry Christmas, tumblr nation! Here’s a little comic about 03 Usagi and Leo going so see the Rockefeller tree after the events of the Christmas Aliens episode.

Little post about events earlier that night

Also this is literally how maskless Leo looks to me, he’s so moomincore ;

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yrsonpurpose · 20 days

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lust. for power.

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lunarharp · 9 months

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if i just told you i love you would this world change

#witch hat tag #orufrey #these kinda suck lol i feel like i cant draw right now *irritated sigh* BUT I FEEL EMOTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if you are gay go watch good omens season 2 right now. NO YOU DONT KNOW THO!!!!!!!!!#i know being this affected by good omens is probably cringe. I dont care any more. the last 1 minute of good omens season 2 was #some of the most affecting acting i've ever seen in my life. sometimes someone acts with the force as if their entire career led to that #like during the credits part the very end im not even talking about before that. holy god #aziraphale i know everything about you. i know what you are feeling right now. i can see everything on your face. we're going to make it #ER.... NOT THAT THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST. IT'S NOT SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!#I JUST FEEL THOROUGHLY CHANGED !!!!!!!!!!! SHIT GETS REAL FROM NOW ON.. LIKE IN GENERAL! IN MY LIFE!#tormented gay love tormented gay love TORMENTED GAY LOVE TORMENTED GAY LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#btw the first 3 images were drawn earlier with an entirely different feeling and an entirely different mood.#Why do you keep pulling away from me?#It is because i love you that i do this #the lyrics from one of my japanese orufrey songs (A SONG THAT THE CREATOR LISTENS TO!!!!) led to feelings #“あなたが知らない私を残さず見ててほしいの” but i'm not translating it cause it just sounds weird. if with his eyes oru's asking “WHY don't you want #to let me in? to see all of you?“ those lyrics are like ”I actually want you to see every last bit of the parts of me you don't know“#oru you have no idea how much i want to lay bare my whole soul for you #maybe it's an alternate version of chapter 40. to me #i need to draw something really fucking good or i'm not going to forgive myself. i will not rest in this life #until i have made the orufrey that fully satisfies me nor until i have seen what the manga is leading to #NO STORY MEANS ANYTHING WITHOUT TORMENTED GAY LOVE AT THE HEART OF IT. THATS THE HEART OF THIS WORLD!!!!!#........... so Hi im normal :) haha *goes and finally makes breakfast*

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queerprayers · 9 months

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i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.

and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.

#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it #none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are #communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state?#idk it doesn't sit right with me.#again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions.#but i need to come out as an open communion fan #roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me.#everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table #i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m #i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now)#but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded #just once.#i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again

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fossilizedhysterics · 15 days

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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

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all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams · 2 months

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Three of my favorite moments of Infinite Darkness

of course leon would call a bazooka sexy

"Sooo..." Leon, if I was her I would have dropped that "young man" for you so fast.

And this scene where a swarm of mutated infected rats are charging Leon and the first thing he does before defending himself or even running is just stopping and saying, "Wish I had some cheese."

#leon kennedy you are the loml #he's so funny #he needs his silly one liners back #GIVE LEON HIS SASSINESS BACK #leon scott kennedy #leon resident evil #resident evil leon #re4 leon #re2 leon #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #leon re4r #re2r leon #re2 remake #re4 remake #resident evil infinite darkness #infinite darkness #the last 2 screenshots are so bad but i hadn't taken any while watching #i took some quick ones from a youtube video

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kindlythevoid · 8 months

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One of the best parts of Fellowship of the Ring is finding out about Aragorn and Bilbo’s friendship. Like I’ve seen people talk about how they collaborated on the song together, but I have yet to see people talk about this:

“[Bilbo] turned to Strider. ‘Where have you been, my friend? Why weren’t you at the feast? The Lady Arwen was there.’”

Bilbo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring pg. 261

Like. Bilbo was definitely one of Aragorn/Arwen’s chief shippers and no one can change my mind about that.

#Help I forgot their ship name #aragorn x arwen #but anyway Bilbo and Aragorn is an underrated friendship that needs to be brought up more #Especially since Bilbo is actually one of the closest in age to Aragorn in Rivendell #only like 40 years apart #As compared to the couple thousand years of Elladan and Elrohir #you can’t tell me those two didn’t bond over the crazy shit in the last ~hundred years they lived through #or that Bilbo didn’t use “well I’m older” at least once in conversation with him #because Bilbo’s a little shit and has to remind Aragorn that he’s the youngest guy there before the Fellowship and the Council #just imagine Bilbo watching Aragorn and Arwen skirt around each other for 17 years bc they have to wait until Aragorn’s king to get married #kiki re-re-re-reads the lord of the rings #just yelling into the void #the lord of the rings #aragorn #bilbo baggins #arwen undomiel #the fellowship of the ring #tolkien quotes #quotes

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bbbrianjones · 7 months

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Journeys Into The Outside with Jarvis Cocker

#jarvis cocker #pulp #britpop #1990s #this is one of my favourite documentaries and of course jarvis is involved!!!#whenever i'm in a creative funk i watch a few minutes of it to get inspired #and also because jarvis' outfits are such a slay i lose my mind every time #especially the first and last gifs because you can see his MASSIVE jacket!!!#it would practically SWALLOW me and it looks so warm and cosy!!! i need that in my life!!!#also happy birthday my love <3

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boobgoogler · 1 month

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klavier is a project sekai addict capcom told me (truth) and I just KNOWWWW apollo picks at his lips when he's working hard on som shit... aka... afflicting klapollo with mo'isms

#apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney #klapollo #mo art #my art #tw skin picking #?#idk if i need to tag this he's just Locked In...#project sekai #hatsune miku #shes THERE #i think hes playing brain fluid explosion girl #bc #i was playing that when talking to my friends earlier...#and my brother walked in and fed me ice cream #AND I KEPT MY COMBO....#if u know pjsk/rythem games u KNOWWW sometimes its so hard to focus when talking but #i love that song....#YAY !#sorry for rambling ni the tags i love you tumblr #well...#yeah okay its 4 am but #gah #ummmm #i was watching jerma clips while drawing this so apollo becomes a jerma fan...#I WISH I GOT A DOLLHOUSE SHIRT WHEN THEY WERE UP FOR SALE.... forever regret not getting one b4 it went away..#3 YEARS AGO??????#WHAT #it cant be that long right? dollhouse was like... last month.... wym.... almost 3 years........

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whaliiwatching · 7 months

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pillow that loves you

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #world cold and hard. spider gf soft and warm #take notes ok this is true love #did i use the same eminem line in the last lesbian noirpunk drawing? yes #its my goddamn right #hmmmmmmhhh size difference #need and deserve to hold n be held like this #not got much in the way of tags today #if tumblr would let me take hobie’s shirt off entirely we’d get to see the scars #transmisogyny ruining all my fun #anyway. they go on picnics #hobie wears her gf’s clothing all the time i know this bc ive seen it #‘hey darling have you seen my coat—oh.’ ‘sorry no all i got is this one that belongs to ME’#holy shit. transfem fat butch noir packing heat. i need to watch her shoot a fascist dead #(we all need that i think)#spiderdykes

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fiepige · 2 months

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Have some more GIFs of Noir and Hobie doing vaguely similar gestures!

This time: Noir and Hobie shrugging ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Click here for PART 1 and PART 2)

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girlfriendline · 6 months

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what if we were lineys and i pulled you close to whisper in your ear

oilers @ wild || 24.10.23

#kirill kaprizov #ryan hartman #minnesota wild #i'm. i've watched this a ridiculous amount of times since last night. an embarrassing amount to be honest.#but wyh. why are they like this.#COME HERE. and then he pulls him in to whisper in his ear??? why do you need a private moment at the end of a celly #i need everybody to know this was hartzy's FIRST goal. ie. the one kirill had nothing to do with. but sure.#kirill #hartzy #mine.gif

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sleepingbeauty21 · 26 days

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Trace: Good morning. Rafa: Good morning. Phee: Good morning. Ahsoka: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ventress: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

#this would be like the morning after the first night everybody spends on Pabu with their respective partners #Ahsoka is the only one sane because she and Rex are already an old married couple with the skywalker twins to handle #but she would give them all these looks like #"I know what you girls diiiiiiid last niiiight #as she sips her coffee like the Miranda Cosgrove meme #and then Ventress is there being like the HELL YEAH #hahahahaha #Trace would be the only angel in that house because she spent the whole night watching rom coms with Omega Wrecker and Howzer #Someone needed to protect Omega's innocence!#hunter x rafa martez #tech x phee #crosshair x ventress #Rexsoka #Incorrect Star Wars quotes #Incorrect Bad Batch quotes

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