#you literally cannot escape them

[olligane]

haha i haven't used this account in so long. doodle dump time. mostly Dante Devilmaycry cause he's been on my mind. hugs and kisses.

#dante dmc #dante devil may cry #devil may cry #leon s kennedy #he shows up like once. #and it's only to put him right next to dante #sorry leon fans seeing this #vergil dmc #vergil devil may cry #mullet vergil is actually. the only way i can tolerate him. #hate that guy!! #alfred hunter of vilebloods #bloodborne alfred #he's literally my muse #there are postits w alfred on them all over my work you cannot escape him. #art #doodle dump. #fanart #my art #pls normalize posting unfinished or unpolished work because i'm incapable of finishing a god damn thing

[thewinedarksea]

we went to iceland!

#it was our 5th year anniversary trip. yes we went the first week of october yes i am posting this more than a month later this is bc im #allergic to social media and will forget for weeks on end. it is a miracle this is getting posted at all. #anyways!! iceland is the most beautiful country ive ever been to. literally in love. incredible time. most of these are from reykjavik #proper. top left is the view right across from our hotel (haunts me still I Miss Her). middle is black sand beach. top middle is me and my #most beautiful wife who didnt like her face in this so she is instead a heart (tragic bc i looked amazing in this set). #pls know that every picture that i will be posting my wife took bc she is a camera GODDESS (all from her phone bc she does hard mode). dont #ever make the mistake of thinking i am posting my pics i cannot take them and they always come out blurry #everyone *suffered* with my snapchats and then i went and posted the Good Ones #we did an escape room in reykjavik too--mafia-themed it was great--and walked all over and ate a great deal and saw so very many cats. huge #fan of all the cats. #prepare for spam #iceland trip #mine.txt #my face #i think is my tag? #i reach for you in the night

[whoredmode]

woman NPC, tearfully:

“Why did you let Lin die?”

#sr1 tag #i literally just hopped on here for some chill running around collection stuff #cannot escape. you will be haunted by this til the end of time. people blame playa. #people blame them!!

[skitskatdacat63]

Why is my brother asking me rn about the Habsburgs I can't do this, i can't escape I'm trapped 😭😭😭😭

#ah he was just asking if i had gone to a specifc place in vienna #but okay heres what i mean by i csnt escape: #the place he was asking about was the Schatzkammer which has all the Habsburgs treasures #and hes asking me if i saw a specific thing #but you know what the only thing i took a picture of in the Schatzkammer? #THE BOY KING STATUE 😭😭😭😭 #LITERALLY CANNOT ESCAPE THIS AU AND HISTORY 😭😭😭 #also abour the Habsburgs #i really need to ask my prof about them. hes pretty obsessed i think and would probably cry if he knew how deep in i was rn #catie.rambling.txt

[dentpx]

Also the non-linear storytelling completely results in….no storytelling imo. Nintendo is so aware of the fact that players might not do things in the order they want (if they even do them at all) so all the information has to be really minimal and repetitive in case somebody only does one temple or whatever. TP and OOT and MM and literally every other Zelda game put you directly in the path of the main antagonists or have really drastic things happen while you’re there. Where TOTK/BOTW it’s like, everything really intense happened a super long time ago and you watch a video about it and then go back to hunting frogs or whatever

#that’s why the chasms are soooo good. it’s really classic Zelda imo #zoeposting #also I’m sorry but I cannot care about characters if MY character doesn’t get to interact with them #rauru (that’s the goat guys name?) was so endearing on that first island where he appeared as a ghost #but watching him in cutscenes it’s like. I could care less about this man #plus so many Zelda games like. give you extensive time with Zelda #in the story. as a part of major plot beats #where TOTK it’s like. they literally share a house and I feel nothing for her lol #and it might sound hypocritical bc #‘Zoe they do the story beats in other games in cutscenes too!’ #yes but it’s after a plot related event. so in TP you escape from the dungeon as a wolf and then at the end of the level you meet Zelda #in oot sheik shows up at the temple of time after a major story moment #in botw you go to a random location and watch a memory of something that happened 100 years ago. it’s so different #which speaking of: I love what they did with geurdo town #of all the town situations I thought that was the coolest and most effective

[softceleste]

I stg the universe is shifting and it’s not for me jfc

#finally fell asleep after 45 hours of no sleep - slept like 4 hours - my brother calls and wakes me up because he dropped a glass bowl #and cannot escape the kitchen in fear of getting glass in his hands and tires - i can barely stand up straight rn my and my vision was so #blurred I could not see what I was looking for - anyway found glass with my feet! I can feel them rn and it’s so weird ???? Not used to #that these days tbh and I’ve got work in a couple hours so 💀 fun fun #someone literally come to my house and smother me in a pillow if I am still posting in 20 minutes #or if you see me on Pinterest bc lbr that’s the site I lose time on the most when I need to sleep #Love how my eyes decided I’m allowed to see right as I need to sleep again and not in the minefield of glass shards #Why are bodies and may I exchange mine pls?

[harryforguccy]

im literally at a loss of words with how mute international governments are being with what Israel has done in the last 6 days, and today they bombed a hospital. The fact that they broke (consistently) international laws and are in violation of the fourth Geneva Convention, and all we get is the faces of imperialist tyrants saying "this is bad" now, like no fucking shit

#and using white phosphorous sourced from America likeeeee #you are literally watching the annihilation of Palestinians that cannot escape because israel is not letting them #this is absolutely inhumane and pure evil #i hope these people rot in hell watching Palestine suffer

[carefulfears]

every now and then in the midst of the most deranged garbage you’ve ever watched when californication gets actually very very sad 🫠

#keep thinking about karen telling hank ‘angel i love you so SO much’ and then weeping #and hank saying ‘i can’t stay. i can’t stay.’ and her ‘i know.’ #and when he goes back in the house and becca just looks at him and KNOWS he’s leaving. and tells him it’s okay. hugs her dad goodbye. #it’s fucking depressing y’all #it’s like a combination of his past mistakes/choices and his addictions and his own personal flaws and failings #that just keep him from ever actually being able to show up for them and they are just TRAPPED. #and for as much posturing as the show can do about what a super cool genius last Real Man hank is #i think it does know that he’s fucking destroying his family. ‘his girls.’ #and they cannot escape!! they will forever cling to the potential of the partner/father they know on good days!!! #and it IS sad when the show inevitably pulls back to expose the damage being done. how for every funny or sexy tryst or escapade there’s #the only people he loves weeping on the porch #anyway. it’s the worst television show ever made i literally want to be watching it 24 hours a day #californication

[lizardinkart]

Making a new D&D one shot character when…

Me: So I’m making a barbarian and the gimmick is that they smoke a ton of weed to not be angry and go into a rage. Funny, huh? :D

My Partner (has read Homestuck): You do know that’s just a Homestuck character right?

Me (hasn’t read Homestuck): As long as it’s not the clown one, I’m fine with that.

*long silence*

Partner: …It’s the clown one.

Me: GODDAMMIT

#swear to GOD I cannot escape it #you think you’re being haha funny joke character but nope #homestuck did it first #I know only as much as cultural osmosis/my friends trying to explain it to me/and Sarah Z’s videos have taught me #but man #i f u c k i n g hate that little clown #all I know is some guy named Dave and some guy named Karkat are dubiously gay #because all the Homestuck mlm girlies on Instagram drew them holding hands or whatever #come to find out they are literally tiny edge gremlins that live on the internet in a truly impenetrable story #apparently I would have liked the vriska one

[balteus]

raime/velstadt too, is yuri

#hand in unlovable hand and so on #idk honestly im not terribly invested in them as a thing but at the same time.... fucked up if true kind of deal #two birds on a wire #one tries to fly away and so #like no the fact one of them calls himself raven and the other's cape resembles bird wings #and that raime's cape was burnt off once he was kicked out of the proverbial nest #and he seeks comfort in the very thing he escaped from in a way #i honestly wonder if raime is an orphan canonically considering he saw vendrick as a father #and he sees nadalia as a mother once he leaves #some freudian shit going on there you get me #but it's also. nice. raime is after all innocent and he found comfort in sb who needed companionship in her solitude #me when im normal about ds2 - i am not #i know we will literally never get to know more about these chars and it drives me absolutely fucking insane #do you ever think about the fact ds2 will likely never get a remake bc it was made in a completely different engine and lie awake at night #thinking about it or are you normal #ironically that i cannot leave behind the narrative of the game whose point is that you need to move on #but also it really isnt because even then it's bittersweet and you meet all these chars i care so much abt and it's aeugh #basically. play ds2 plsplsplspls

[arklay]

help besties am considering uploading my nonsense to ao3 but i have no idea how that website works :)

#like not just the tags but also how in the world i'm going to organise everything... and i was like okay do i put like prompts as multiple #chapter things but then that would probably get confusing cause they're all over the place and also like warnings i'd want them to be for #each prompt not the whole work arghghgh but also like the prompts have no fancy names either so do i just leave them as the prompt #you know? does this make any sense? organisation is my best friend and my sworn enemy i hope that helps #but for real am also terrified of my stuff leaving like my mutuals circle lmaooooo i don't want diana to be perceived by the masses are you #JOKING like she's so special to me i am terrified... also cause i get scared i write him ooc even though like. i apparently don't. but i #freak out a little cause i write some sappy shit and then go oh yeah you're like evil and stuff huh oh well <3 rambling cause i'm nervy and #don't know what i'm doing send help i need my hand held at literally all times figuratively and literally #i mean it already technically escapes the mutuals circle but like typically people who follow me you know not just like searching for #character and they just seem my stuff oml terrifying #see* good lord i already fixed too many typos i cannot #leah.txt

[waldfinsternis]

Obsessively listening to Hozier, Aurora and Florence Welsh so that their music may somehow magically portal me into a faerie realm where I can live among hot fae, moss and mushrooms and leave this messed up world behind

#this is literally my biggest dream #you cannot convince me that they don't have some fae blood in them #I just want to lie on the grass under the trees all day and then revel around a fire all night #faeriecore #goblincore #fantasy #escapism #hozier #aurora #florence and the machine

[aro-aizawa]

i swear the absolute HEIGHT of total happiness is when a long fic wraps up with a wonderfully happy ending

#shut up danni's talking #it is literally the pure unrestrained delight of wish fulfillment #you've gone on this big huge long journey with these characters through all the struggles and hardships #you've seen every time these characters stumble and you've seen them doubt themselves #and yet. and yet there is always happiness. there will always be happiness. #it makes my heart so overwhelmingly light with joy and it tints my world view with such wonderful shades of roses #my face aches with how much i'm smiling as the story wraps up and how light and free my whole body feels #i want to jump up and skip with how happy i feel #even if usually whenever i do end up finishing these long fics/series/whatever i'm always so tired #because i'd've stayed up and powered through to the very end so i could lay in bed and just... soak in the bliss #i think. it's my life goal to make something that inspires the same thing in others. #i cannot begin to even emphasize how much love i feel in my heart right now for so many things #i want to speak long flowery words of praise for hours because of how overjoyed i feel #and i know its just a shadow of a thing. the biggest escape possible but by god i will take whatever pockets of sheer joy i experience #i'll hold them so tight and i will defend these with great passion because no matter how insignificant the source #i want to bask in this feeling for as long and as often as i like #so here's my recommendation: if you're the kind of person who can get completely absorbed by something like i do #and you have a long thing that you've been eyeing but the length intimidates you then absorb it anyway #take that chance that the thing you're slightly iffy on will be worth it because ohhh chase that feeling whenever you can #that is hopefully my final nugget of words that i give you otherwise i can and will go on forever

[depresseddepot]

It's struggle through autism symptoms hours

#being dx as an adult really is just a coin toss of ''will i be okay today or will i be existentially and emotionally ruined'' #was thinking about touch and how much i dislike it and it finally sort of settled home that like #i will not be living the life i imagined #i imagined one day i will be okay being single and unnattractive and i will care for myself #how am i supposed to be hopeless romantic and touch repulsed #how can i ever EVER even slightly hope to find someone who will be into me. like. lmfao it is a cruel joke #i am fat and unattractive. i am asexual and touch repulsed. i have autism and adhd and am completely unmedicated. #my own mother is too embarrassed by me to accept these things let alone not be ashamed of them #i can look past the visual and personality shit. like yeah whatever lets pretend someone is into me. #i do not want to have sex. i do not want to be touched. i do not want to kiss or be lovey dovey. #and i realize what's left is just literally ''a friend'' but what about all this fucking romantic yearning i seem to be full of #idk. i know the answer to this im just trying to ignore it i guess #all this escapism and yearning and dreaming is just to pretend that one day i will be a different person living a different life #but i want to live with someone. i want someone to sleep in my bed. i want someone to wake up and make breakfast with #i want someone who cares about me to be in the house when i get excited about something and need to tell someone #i don't want to be alone #i want to be near someone who makes me feel like i'm not a freak. someone who doesn't ever give me That Look #if ur autistic you know the look im talking about. the confusion the irritation the ridiculousness of it #i want to feel like i will always be someone's first choice. i want to know what it's like to trust someone with every part of me #and it will never happen because i cannot stand to be fucking touched #if i was just asexual i could manage. but i cannot touch #does this get better? will this improve if i meet someone i trust? i want to die #the only (ONLY) thing i think i can even remotely provide is creativity #and im good at it. i can write well and i have good ideas amd i know generally what im doing #but with school and work i just do not have the time to work on my wips #and i don't know how long i can fucking take it #i am doing nothing. i am giving nothing and taking so so fucking much #i know i don't have to work to deserve to live but jesus christ. what am i fucking doing #i don't have time but its the only thing i have to live for and i don't know how much longer i can live like this #vent

[rubensmuse]

rereading all the Book of Jod chapters in order and can i just say this might be the most upsetting thing ever committed to paper

#it's awful it's so awful because it is so PLAUSIBLE #like YES this is how the people who run the world would be AND ARE reacting to this crisis #and everything goes wrong in a way that is so deeply believable #honestly jod's retelling of events could be an isolated short story and pack just as effective of a punch with minimal editing if that #hearing it out of his mouth is utterly entrancing #john had the best intentions confirmed. jod was scared and angry and had his back against the wall confirmed. #jod ALSO vindictive and angry confirmed. jod became entirely too comfortable holding the power of death and life in his palm confirmed #i cannot save them all so i will destroy them all and I will pick who comes back and I will get my revenge on the people who left me behind #you've wronged me so i will literally eat the souls of the planets JUST to keep you from escaping me #AND HE FAILED! HE FAILED #nona spoilers #nonnynine

[sadorkable]

I had my snake for three days. And they squirmed out through the teeniest little slit in the lid that they shouldn't have been able to fit through. I've disassembled and searched through every piece of the room and the nearby rooms. Twice. It's looking like they went into the vents. Or the walls.

I've put out water and hides and pinkies in the vents and along the walls. I just want the little baby back and safe 💔

#also i have a rental inspection in. two days. #'is that a... mouse??? in your vent???' NO sir why would you think that ahaha #can things not get better for TWO SECONDS #i had my dream snake ive wanted since i was young. i was starting an amazing new job. i was feeling better mentally. #then BAM. three days later its going downhill. #i still have the job!! but ive been super tired bc i cant sleep bc my little baby snake is somewhere in this house #and i want to tear it to the ground to find them #but i cannot #and so my worry spirals into anxiety and depression and drains my energy #snakes are resilient! but she is a literal baby. and fuck. im so attached #i searched every inch of that enclosure trying to make sure the baby wouldnt escape #but they're gone anyways #within three. days. #if she doesn't make it i am not going to take it well #please come back. im so tired #also if anyone has advice. id welcome it.