#you know they would

[alyakthedorklord]

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

#you know they would #at least once #it’s called delegation #dc comcis #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #harley x ivy #poison ivy #harley quinzel #tim drake #batfam #gotta give the girls enrichment #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[newbabyfly]

*No Crabs were harmed in the making of this comic.

Also thank you merrymagda pointing this out on the last Sky art. I couldn't unsee it abd had to draw it. XD

#skykid #that sky game #sky children of the light #scotl #crab aboose #miette meme #fanart #look skykids are all chaos gremlins anyway #you know they would

[ap-kinda-lit]

Okay but Dad Goku with Goten and Gohan

#dadku my love #you know they would #son shine family #Goku #son Goku #Gohan #son gohan #son goten #Goten #dragon ball as #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dragon ball gt #dbz #dbs #dbgt #db gt #son family

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

This is what Geoff and Owen order on their first date

#trust me I was the waiter #total drama #td geoff #td owen #geowen #oweoff #you know they would

[diana-daphne]

The great boop war, April 1st 2024, colorized:

#this is late but idc #you know they would #boop o meter #tumblr boop #boop #the aristocats

[number1abbasupporter]

jegulily but it’s james and lily tag teaming regulus when he’s sitting out by the lake alone

#marauders #marauders era #lily evans #regulus black #james potter #jegulily #you know they would #like regulus would b so flustered

[epickiya722]

I firmly believe Todo and Choso would become instant allies because of Yuji. What's better than one big brother who will protect his little brother? Two big brothers!

#you know they would #'you cherish Yuji too?' #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #choso #kamo choso #choso kamo #aoi todo #todo aoi #itadori yuji #yuji itadori

[theaceofarrows]

Toh headcanon

Gus and Hunter had a YouTube channel about human realm cryptides and obscure folklore

They talk about classic cryptide theories vs new ones.

Special guests include Luz, Masha, and Matt (he just wanted to be included).

They rate popular cryptide sighting videos on how real or fake they look.

Gus accidentally posted a video of Viney and Puddles one time, and Hunter accidentally showed a picture of Eberwolf one time.

When that happened they looked at each other for a solid five seconds before turning to the camera and saying "Sooo fake" and "0/10. Looks awful".

People send in questions and Hunter will immediately pick up a giant old tome and answer "So according to this text there are several tried and true methods to kill a vampire, but the most effective way is to cut off the head, cut out the heart, burn it and place a steak into the chest cavity where the heart was, then bury the body in a locked coffin." While Gus nods along the entire time and will occasionally add in a "yes, yes. Makes sense".

They host it weekly from Camila's basement and it becomes a hit

#the owl house #gus porter #toh gus #hunter deamonne #hunter noceda #toh hunter #toh headcanon #gus and hunter are brothers #gus and hunter my beloveds #you know they would

[b0tis]

Rhaenyra: FUCK YOU!

Alicent: Wait, you would?

Rhaenyra:

Rhaenyra: What

Alicent: What

#you know they would #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #dragonposting #rhaenicent #house of the dragon #alicent x rhaenyra #rhaenyra x alicent #incorrect hotd quotes

[iodotsys]

Happy ZaDR Day everyone.

#invader zim #dib membrane #zadr #you know they would #xfiles #my art

[chordsykat]

Proposition: a Gunt Skwis to go along with Krampus Caj and Nita Claus

https://www.tumblr.com/hlkproductions/736110575046803456/serving-gunt

I feel like I have committed a crime, here.

Oh well!

Strap on your high heels, girls! Hold my eggnog. We’re going in:

Dec 5

Dec 6

Dec 7

Dec 8

#they would #you know they would #skwisgaar skwigelf #gunt #skwinch #fuckin teja #metalocalypse #dethklok #the grinch #what is going on here #christmas au

[yandere-writer-momo]

Current brain rot:

The karate boys getting Retsu super drunk and taking him to a tattoo parlor. Retsu gets a tattoo on his left buttcheek that says made in China

#baki hanma #baki the grappler #baki son of ogre #baki the grappler x reader #baki x reader #Baki #baki headcanons #yandere baki #grappler baki #baki dou #kaiou retsu #retsu kaioh #baki katsumi orochi #katou kiyosumi #atsushi suedou #you know they would

[skzoologist]

Jeongin: why is Bae hyung staring at his dark phone, completely red? Hyunjin: Yunho somehow found out how to fluster him easily Jeongin: spicy edits? Hyunjin, who absolutely wasn't the one to betray Bae: yep Jeongin, high-fiving Hyunjin: yea that'll do it

#of course they did this #you know they would #stray kids #skz #stray kids oc #skz oc #stray kids 9th member #skz 9th member #glacial prince #hwang hyunjin #yang jeongin #shorts #ateez yunho

[amagnificentobsession]

If ANYONE had told me I was going to Rick Roll myself in 2024, I’d have called them a damn liar. 🤣😁♥️✨

@bil-daddy @docdust @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @curlish @i-dream-of-sheeny @dream-of-pain

Come dance with me! 😘

#yes I did just Rick roll myself #I don’t care #I love this #happy 2024 #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #you know they would #Youtube

[galaxysharks]

Miss Jenn: okay, my babies! We need to do a little cleaning around the rehearsal room. Benjamin has kindly provided a large cart for us to put things to donate. Remember! If it does not spark joy, it must go into the donation bin.

Jet & Maddox: *climbing into the bin*

Ashlyn & Kourtney: *pulling them back out of the bin*

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts maddox #high school musical the musical the series #hsm the series #hsmtmts jet #hsmtmts season 4 #ashlyn caswell #kourtney hsmtmts #you know they would

[overobsessedfanboy23]

If Yubel were human:

Yubel, angsting: I cannot be harmed, only harm others.

Judai: Because you wear spikes all over yourself, Yubel.

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh gx #ygo gx #gx #judai yuki #yubel #yubel gx #soulshipping #incorrect quotes #no source I made this up #you know they would