I'm actually glad blackbeard was off fishing for most of episode five bc if he'd seen stede in that suit I stg he would have climbed that man like a fucking tree
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The target audience for the Knuckles show isn't Sonic fans. It's made specifically for people who write and read fanfiction about the Wachowski family doing mundane shit like going to the zoo.
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I hate to break it to the Elucien and Gwynriel shippers but Sarah will probably assassinate these Characters for mediocre Smut 😶😭
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This guy is all 'Beep Beep' polite to your guests over dinner, but once they're gone he brings you eggnog & Christmas cookies in bed then pounds you into the mattress 😌
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Just realized that for everyone in OFMD, especially the older characters, everything past 1700 must feel like everything past 2000 feels to me.
Ed will go 'yeah, I've had Fang on my crew only for like 5 years or so', and it turns out he's been with him since 1702. Because everything past 1700 is about 5 years ago.
Alternatively, he'll say that he's known Jack for about 20 years, and turns out they met in 1680. Because the 80's will always be 20 years ago. Lucius will have to point out to Ed that it was almost a full decade before he was born, and Ed will feel very old.
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P&P 1995 fans (including me): It's so much more accurate than the 2005 movie and is such a faithful adaptation of the book.
P&P 1995 movie: Here's 6 scenes of Colin Firth's Darcy wet and barely dressed that Jane Austen never mentioned.
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"My child is perfectly fine."
All your child's blorbos are the personifications of trauma
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Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else...
Valentino Rossi when he found out his little brother (26 years old and married) had sex:
Jokes aside, hugh congratulations to Marta Vincenzi and Luca Marini 🎉
(not my picture, found it on Pinterest: https://pin.it/5NB7eqA6l )
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Beetlejuice would say shit like “now that’s what I call a hole in one” during sex
And this is the face + gesture he makes while saying it:
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if the marvel movies weren't PG-13 steve and bucky would had fucked in this scene:
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tk once he’s married: have i mentioned i’m married? that i have a husband? who i’m married to?
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