#you just can't make wisecracks about lothlorien apparently

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Legolas: There lie the woods of Lothlorien! That is the fairest of all the dwellings of my people. There are no trees like the trees of that land. For in the -

Pippin: Wait, wait! How does that work? So if there are no trees like them, does that mean they are not like themselves, either?

Legolas: ...

Pippin: [Later, pulling arrows out of his arm] Who knew even from three feet they could hurt so much?

#incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #the lord of the rings #legolas #legolas greenleaf #pippin #pippin took #peregrine took #lothlorien #you just can't make wisecracks about lothlorien apparently #i've been suffering from terrible artist's block and social interaction laziness so maybe this sudden slew of incorrect lord of the rings #jokes will get me out of this slump #and yes this was inspired by someone else's recent post of Legolas' quote there