#you haven't experienced true power until a twenty-something pulling a massive trolley brimming with vegetables yells at you

[binch-i-might-be]

shoutout to my coworker from the produce section who always greets me with "hey chef/cowboy"

or my personal favourite:

hey captain

I wish everyone would just address me as captain tbh

#hey captain!! #i love one (1) man #you haven't experienced true power until a twenty-something pulling a massive trolley brimming with vegetables yells at you #one of the two bitches i respect in here #retail