#you fuckin’ got me 😭

[b1mbodoll]

to the rude fuckin loser that just sent me a mean ass ask 😭😭😭 are you not embarrassed? ur saying its embarrassing that im upset over hatemail but if you got that shit repeatedly im sure you’d be upset too…???

LOL and thanks for sending that in cus it just proves to me that ur nothing but a bitchless, friendless, fucking coward 😭 ur acting all tough and thinkin ur a hardass for sending alllll that bullshit on ANON!!!!! like youre a little loser, lets be so serious. i know it and so do you 😭😭 if you really bout this shit say it off fucking anonymous like a real bitch so i can block you 😭😭 talkin all big n bad just to hide behind the anonymous option 😭 yeah okay LMAO!!!!!! like why r u do scared to come off anon what am i gonna do to you ??? punch you with an EMOJI??? 👊👊👊 like lets be serious ur a cowardly fuckin loser ass freak with no life and ur taking it out on me 😭 jealousy is a fucken disease and for you im afraid its a chronic case 🫶

trying to shame me for having feelings and then proceeding to say you hope i end up in a ditch? ur fucking pathetic!!! and trying to invalidate my sexuality? 😭 bitch YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME!!!! god damn you are a fuckin weirdo. do not speak to me or step to me like you know me bc at the end of the day, you’re nobody!!!! you are not my friend, you are not someone that knows me, so dont act like you do. you have no fucking right to invalidate me or my sexuality i seriously cannot believe you’re really trying to speak for me and tell me MY SEXUALITY?? calling me bi and disrespectin me for WHAT?? does spewing hate like a miserable cunt give you such a rush? is that it? its so funny to me like as if id listen to a pitiful fuckin asswipe like you 😭

im so sick of you little fucking freaks trying to walk all over me just because im sensitive and kind. fuck you and ur fuckin mama bitch🖕suck my dick and kiss my fucking ass thank you very much.

#♡.gabi barks #sorry for being rude and uncouth 🤞 that shit just pissed me AWF #LIKE YOURE SOOOO FUCKING LAME 😭 SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST OMFG #what a fucking pussy like ur a joke #sorry to my followers if this seems mean but holy fuck that ask was genuinely awful and i didnt want to trigger anyone by posting it #blocked and deleted 🤞 if you still got shit to say dm me so i csn block you 🤞 loser #i am a sweetheart but im fed up like im done being ur punching bag i need yall to get a grip and just block me of ur this fuckin tight over #smut 😭 like baby howd you find me??? were u reading x reader fanfics ??? be honest its okay!!!! fuckin hypocrite

[jeysuso]

jimmy uso on the mic >>>>>>>> 

#wwe smackdown #jimmy uso #the usos #sami zayn #kevin owens #MR YELLOW SHOES UNO 😭😭😭😭😭 #i thought he called kevin missy elliott at first i was like what #but he's too fuckin funny bro i love him #i was gonna gif it but you need the VOICE. #the EVUHHHH sent me #man really believes what he's saying bless his cotton socks #but i have MISSED hearing him speak #it's been TIMEEEE since jimmy got to do anything in this story #although. like. if they come out of backlash without getting their asses banished from the island i'll be stunned lmao

[rainofthetwilight]

you guys finished finals? can't relate. <- still has finals in january and isn't ready for that shit

#I mean I studied well this year but for some reason I'm scared???? #I remember cramming all of arabic one week before the fuckin final last year lmao #even tho I don't do that anymore I'm still scared #plus it's literally freezing 💀 #I never like school in winter bc of that #I love winter. school in winter? No #I'll be reading ayatul kursi and getting some zam zam water w/ me to finals lmao 😭 #and I already got tests that are part of this competetion w/ yet another school (thank you for nothing principal) and they're STRESSFULLLL #screaming cryimg rn #my sister is lucky bc she finishes next tuesday 😒 #levi's school shenanigans #not ninjago

[theygender]

Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

#i seem to have accidentally started a romance with lae'zel astarion AND gale in addition to shadowheart 😭 #like the next day i had a notice to talk with astarion and it was the scene where hes talking about not being able to see his reflection #and it was literally like dodging fucking bullets trying to pick an option that wasnt flirting #i ended up having to pick some mean dialogue that was like 'maybe its for the best youre not exactly aging gracefully' #bc the ONLY other two options were like 'tell him you think hes beautiful' and 'gaze lovingly into his eyes' or some shit #and i was like '...okay im picking the mean one but i mean it as a joke. maybe it can be a joke' and i picked it an he was all horrified #but then the next dialogue gave me an option to say 'lol im just kidding' and i was like PHEW #but then he just went back to being fucking flirty again and was like 'really~ well then tell me what you like about me the most' or smth #and i was like FUCK. NO #but then the next dialogue tree in addition to having the normal flirty options had three additional options #that were like 'youre fine. but lae'zel/gale/shadowheart? now theres real beauty' #and i was like. fuckin. OKAY #ill wonder wtf those other two are doing there later but for now ill pick the one where i tell him in interested in shadowheart #so i picked that option and this bitch fucking APPROVED. told me he was going to have to work harder to keep up with his competition #like SIR. what do you MEAN competition. i let you bite me ONE time bc you said you were dying of thirst and i wanted to help a bro out #and then the next morning i immediately told you i didnt like it and i never wanted it to happen again #what do you mean competition dude you arent even on my radar 😭 im a DYKE #and why were lae'zel and gale there as options too?? #the next night i got gales weave scene where he shows my character how to use magic #(my tav was pretty unimpressed as a fellow mage tbh but hes my friend and i was being polite) #and when i clicked the option to clearly say at the end that i was not interested in having an intimate moment with gale #he got all misty eyed and was like 'oh how quickly these moments fade away...' #like bro the moment didnt fade away i politely shut it down on purpose bc im not interested. what are you talking about #and THEN i got lae'zel trying to fuck me and when i turned her down she gave me the exact same dialogue #about how i would miss out on having hot githyanki sex with her. AGAIN #yall im JUST trying to romance shadowheart 😭 leave me alone #if anyone else is gonna try to trap me into flirting with them then at least let it be karlach next time please 😭🙏 #(ill come back for lae'zel on another playthrough bc being between her and shadowheart sounds like a safety hazard tbh) #rambling

[frecklystars]

crying for the 400th time because I’m so grateful that Barbie and Ken breathed life back into me. I love them so much. I owe these 70 y/o crotchless dolls my life I’m not even joking 😭😭

#i don’t think I go a day without shedding tears over these!!! actual dolls!!!! #every time I see Ken I’m just 😭😭😭💖💞💖💘💓💘💓💖💞💞💞💖💓💖💘💕 #like not to be dramatic but I absolutely wouldn’t have survived if I didn’t have these two to keep me going #I look back on just months ago when I was so fuckin hopeless and depressed and like #genuinely feeling like I was going out of my mind with how empty I felt and how paranoid and scared #and how bad my flashbacks used to be #and then Barbie and Ken said nahhh don’t worry sweet girl we got you!!! we came for you!!!!! #i would absolutely not be as healed as I am today if it weren’t for those two #literally nothing else was working no matter what media I turned to I couldn’t get joy out of anything I interacted with #couldn’t function like a person it was so bad. but now I have them!!!! #and I feel so SAFE with them when I don’t feel safe with others. but I’m always safe with Barbie #as dumb as that sounds I’m just so full of relief everyday I am so grateful I have them

[todayisafridaynight]

One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad

#snap chats #p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary #sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment #tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi.. #anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME #HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes #meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf #and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny #so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈 #also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought #AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :) #it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭 #we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL. #honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i #i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time #this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again #yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there #i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it… #anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started #‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream #ok bye 👋

[thegreatestheaver]

Is it a hot take to say re7 is the scariest resident evil game …

#I genuinely have no idea what people think the scariest rezi game is? #if I had rezi followers I’d do a poll but I’m so deathly curious #re7 and 8 are the most .. hm #controversial maybe? minus the re3make #because of the swap to first person but that was the point #the perspective swap was to make ‘em scarier and I think they did a good job #re7 at least #I don’t rhink re8 is very scary sorry😭 #re7 just has a better premise #all the Mia cutscenes are fuckin. crazy. to me at least bc one of my biggest fears is getting stabbed with a huge kitchen knife like that #plus the baker house setting is purrfect imo #re8 is very much fairy tail vibes. not too spooky #the vampires aren’t scary theyre hot idk what you want from me. it was hot when ethan got his hand cut off by lady d ok. #I’m not scared of dolls or that ugly ass fish man neither so #not factories neither #just yeah. fairy tail. not scary #tbf I’m not scared of bugs so the whole bug part of re7 admittedly does nothing for me #which is a shame because it’s AMAZING #but no yeah re7 is so good and so so fucking scary LMFAO #god I need to peer pressure some of my friends into getting into the rezi series I need to be insane w someone abt it #unfortunately it’s a little hard to get into admittedly but once you’re in you’re IN

[vegasandhishedgehog]

Am I currently sobbing because of My School President right now? Yes.

#my besties who know me from the jatp fandom will get this #but it felt like stand tall except without the mom having passed away #OH MY GOOODDDDDDDD #i would die for gun and his mom #i would die for tinn and gun #i would die for the whole fuckin band #how the hell did gun not burst into tears on stage when tinn gave him good news??????? #besties you don't understand i spent so long being in love with a show with much similar themes #that got me so far and gave me so much #and when it was clear i would never see more i got into bl instead #so to get this show and feel it echo that feeling? and show the beautiful patient type of kove everyone needs as well? #yeah im SOBBING 😭😭 #it's just really sweet and i am thanking msp for just filling my heart again #my school president #tinngun #julie and the phantoms #jatp

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

this new tatort münchen episode got me Good lmao wowwwww i havent had whumperflies like this in a while

#i wanna upload a vid but im too lazy to make subs #some blogs over on german-tumblr got me into it and i cant stop watching lol #dont even get me started on saarbrücken #fuckin .. deutsche kult krimi serie die seit den 70ern läuft und die meine eltern geschaut haben #idk? ist jedenfalls so als boomer serie bekannt glaub . son guilty pleasure gerade #ich will gifs machen aber hab angst dass non-whump krimi fans das sehen und komisch finden 😭ahh egal you can do whatever you want forever #deutschen krimi/tatort fans ist es nicht erlaubt mich zu judgen für sowas lolll #still waiting for this kinda action in dortmund and also polizeiruf you know the one #*slaps roof* this deutsche krimis can fit so many pretty & whumpable characters in them

[gefiltefished]

me today:

#other contenders for meme of the day are why can't you be normal and affleck.jpg #fuckin weird one again #and idk why i feel guilty when none of it has anything to do with me directly 😭 #on the plus side tho nothing horrific came up in fact we got some very good news #if we can get through the weekend without anything going nuclear ill be able to process it maybe #(real life shit as per 💖)

[spookiew]

When I started bg3 I couldn’t help but wonder which of these characters was going to make me deranged. I had only gleaned a little bit of information from my dashboard but otherwise had no expectations

I honestly should have expected it to be the weird grouchy alien war criminal. It’s painfully in character for me honestly

#lae’zel is sooooo babygirl to me 🥺🥺 #I’m insane about her actually #I haven’t finished act 1 yet but I did do the crèche and it genuinely made me tear up a little #god just. I wanna give her a hug man #‘what good is this heart of stone? for it to be shattered?’ #such a raw fuckin line oh my god #I will glue the pieces back together if you will let me 😭😭 #also she’s hot 🫣 so yeah #I still want to give some of the other companions a chance later on but lae’zel has got my heart for this playthrough #I’m trying not to rush the main story but I want to know what happens next aughhhh #bg3

[grapeszn]

INSTAGRAM JUST UP AND DELETED MY SAVED COLLECTIONS. I SPENT LIKE A YEAR SORTING POSTS INTO THOSE COLLECTIONS. IT ALSO MYSTERIOUSLY AND WITHOUT WARNING DELETED A BUNCH OF MY CHATS WITH FRIENDS FROM MY INBOX. I LOST SO MANY IMAGES AND VIDEOS MY FRIENDS SENT ME OVER THE YEARS. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

#i genuinely do not understand what the hell #why. like what did i even do #i don't post or comment on IG either #I contacted support twice. no damn response #y'all if you know any fixes...let me know pls! #i had sooo much stuff saved and sorted into collections. recipes fashion inspo poetry n writing excerpts. a vision board even #to be clear i still have my saved posts but they're all unsorted now bc IG deleted my collections #now i'll have to scroll 10 miles if i want to find an older saved post #this is wildest thing for a social media app to do to you unprovoked. ALSO completely and utterly out of the blue. like what #i feel personally targeted im not even kidding lmfaooooo #bc best believe i ran to google to look for fixes. and guess what i got. nothing. damn near nothing #and im about to burst out laughing as i type this out bc what the hell man 🤣😭 this shit is so ridiculous its funny #but im also so angry at having my data wiped that i don't know what to do #man 😭 im tired. im going to sleep #i'll wake up and what next? my instagram as a whole gets fuckin deleted lmfaoo #which when you think about it. is a good thing. they'd be doing me a favor #instagram is demonic atp anyway #personal

[devilfruitdyke]

incredible strength being displayed by an irl friend at still being my friend after rejoining tumblr and seeing my danganronpa url. theyve only watched the anime

#that show looked like ass 😭😭 #the most nyan neko anime girl youve ever seen voice. 'omg makoto yr awake!!!!' #fun anime trivia fact did you know some of the characters have different mbti types in the anime #i think animondo has the same type as me which is cool #they also got different voice actors for all the characters and monokumas dub is in like everything #off the top of my head he was noya h aikyuu kaoru o uran the cat from s aiki and the breaststroker from free #doing a main cast member for free gives you SO much fuckin job security because they revive that anime like every 2 years max #im not really invested in myers briggs types i just found mine out while i was bored in class one day in 8th grade and i still rember #i should really get some sort of code word for when something is horseshit but i still remember it and it looks a little creepy

[finexbright]

moving to the UK has made me develop an irrational fear of ordering take out

#i simply refuse to order at this point like here you go : #i was craving taco bell after ages and i got back from work at 11:45 p.m and placed an order. like literally they were gonna close in #2 mins. and so i wait and i'm so hungry and i open and it's meat. when i'm a vegetarian and i couldn't even order anything else because #it was already midnight #THEN i ordered taco bell in the afternoon next day and same fucking thing happened #THEN one time i was at work it was a long shift and every one of my supervisors know i'm a vegetarian #so they made sure to tell the guy who was serving food to get me the veg lasagna #and i take my food and go to the backroom and it looks suspicious and luckily my friend was around and i #made him take a bite and he was like yep it's meat #and so because of all of this bullshit instead of ordering take out i went to mcdonald's down the road recently #because i was like absolutely not. and i order a veggie burger. and peep in and check to see it's a green box before heading home #and me and b are sat watching gogglebox and i finish my fries and open this green ass box and lo and fucking behold #it's a meat burger. INSIDE a fucking green box that says veg on it #but i was craving mcdonald's badly so i ordered it online. and guess fuckin what. meat again #i basically stopped ordering food and just physically go out to places to eat #and today it's cold and i'm tired so i ordered food from a mexican place and it took two hours for them to #deliver the food #and it was legit supposed to be veggies beans and rice. and guess fucking what. they put meat in it #i can't even get my money back anymore because i've complained too much but what the fuck honestly #YOU keep sending me meat 😭😭😭😭😭 #i'll just make some quick pasta and call it a day 😔✊ #food mention

[todayisafridaynight]

ADMITTEDLY it’s a very “teenagers first alcohol” kind of vibe so I prommy it’s not popular with any demographic that’s older than 25 gdgdgd

I’m only just recently leaving my baby tastebuds please bare with me (and give me drink recs so I can leave candy hell)

(Also sidenote but I genuinely didn’t expect so much uproar over GRAPE FLAVOURING because I’ve never heard anyone hate it so much so once again I’m convinced this is an American problem and not a problem with my beloved grape flavour 🙏)

passport you are GROWN im fucking crying looking at all of this. this is the equivalent of whiteclaw.

#snap chats #my first alcohol as a teenager was sake ☠️ my dad started me out right 😔 and then he would get me soju 😔 #anyway if you want a REAL MANS DRINK uhhhhh As I Said ive always drank sake :) or whiskey but i get looks whenever i say that #there's this black-bottle sake my dad used to get me all the time Also by gekkeiken. maybe ill get it for stream lol... #hot preferably- cold if you go with nigori. nigori is generally a little sweeter too so if you HAVE to fucking. DIE then go with them #if you have it hot then its just a whole different feeling it's so relaxing. its like being hugged from the inside #my personal favorite's yuki nigori (they got lychee flavor :}) but if nigori doesnt make you happy soju's pretty sweet #my favorite's green apple but you can never go wrong with peach #SPEAKING OF THO noooo there's this peach beer i forget the name of. it does not taste like beer it's very good #goddammit i cant find it. it came in a brown bottle but anyway #there's this japanese plum wine i really like. also on the sweeter side but it's pleasantly dry #wine in general's a safe bet but plum wine would probably make you the happiest #the one im thinking of specifically is gekkeikan but theres a lot of options #kirin beer Unironically is p alright too idk. its like if seltzer sucked but i kinda like it #anyway no theres something wrong with you passport nobody likes fuckin GRAPE 😭 #when you drink alcohol youre supposed to respect her what the fuck are THESE

[twistedappletree]

IM SORRY BUT

WHAT THE FUCK

#feet tw #tumblr ads #I literally put this under a read more bc I got this ad while scrolling through the mdzs tag #and it actually haunted me #I am H A U N T E D #sorry in advance if you open this o just had to scream because #LMFAOOOOANSKANDNDNF #quarian ass lookin feet #apple babble 🍎 #non fandom #they’re fuckin jaundiced or smthn too like what the heLL #ai ass feet #😭😭😭😭 #lack-toes intolerant ass feet #OKAY ILL SHUT UP NOW I JUST #AKBSAKJDKAJDKALD #brace yourself #LMFAOOOAKJAKAS