#you dont get a cishet skinny white prince in this house it’s my story and I’ve decided those people don’t actually exist

[an-absolute-trainwreck]

I was thinking about the possibility of me writing a book with my OCs and if it got a fandom and then I got sad because I realized people would make my prince character either buff or skinny

#he’s NOT he’s CHUBBY AND LOVELY #and he’s a fucking prince I know that there’s this fantasy of the super buff or skinny prince but let’s be honest #this story has a medieval based setting. the royals are getting all the good food. he’s not gonna be skinny. #he’s also the only straight character in the main group so they’re lucky they got that #you dont get a cishet skinny white prince in this house it’s my story and I’ve decided those people don’t actually exist #so um… if this story ever gets published sorry not sorry @ the straight girl ya readers 😌