#you do you king

[gunpowdercarousel]

I like to think the Emperor really discovered something about himself while doing his Dream Visitor thing.

Emperor: Ah, I need to earn their trust quickly, so I'll appear as a hot elven lady. T-to earn their trust. Obviously.

Emperor: A-and of course I should have a really beautiful voice. And a gorgeous suit of armor. And nice hair. Th-they'll trust me more that way.

Emperor: T-to earn their sympathy I should wear a s-skimpy dress that really shows off m-my feminine figure and ugh...

Emperor, fussing with his intricate golden jewelry in the mirror beforehand: .................................................................pretty

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #bg3 emperor #the emperor bg3 #dream visitor #dream guardian #you do you king #work it

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

Greg accidentally making a sex tape while he and Tom are on a night out on the “prowl”? Referring to themselves as the disgusting brothers? Tomgreg are literally transforming into Mark and Jeremy I can see it in my minds eye:

Mark/Tom going red and spitting in anger: “YOU MADE A SEX TAPE! YOU IDIOT JEZ/GREG!

Jeremy/Greg: It was an accident!

Mark/Tom: AN ACCIDENT! YOU DROP A MUG BY ACCIDENT! YOU STEP ON SOMEONE’S TOE BY ACCIDENT! YOU DON’T GET YOUR COCK OUT AND FINGER SOME TART ON CAMERA BY ACCIDENT! YOU MORON! YOU CRETIN! YOU PIECE OF FILTH! WHAT IS JOHNSON/LOGAN GOING TO THINK!

#tomgreg #succession spoilers #even after 10 seasons Jesse still couldn’t let go of mark and jez #so he’s projecting them on tomgreg fair play I guess #you do you king #peep show #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch

[joblessquinoa]

Once again, king of being unable to to separate work matters and personal matters

#flirting?? with a client?? on company time?? #you do you king #moonlight chicken

[frightmarefalls]

hajdhajsk tin straight up said “I can change him”

#did not expect the i can fix him mentality to come out like this #you do you king #i agree hes worth it #triage the series #tintol #liveblogging #rae.txt

[downthepub]

2:34 Bike Quilt (!!!)  (That’s really cool) “Richard Hammond would wet himself over this”

14:31 tractor calendar “I am now a tractor owner, which will make Richard Hammond very excitable” (Then decides Hammond should have the calendar, and that he knows exactly where he’ll put it in his house, too)  

also the SPAM plate at the end?!  love it

:-)

#crotchetty man <3 #he's like thanks for the mail but this sucks btw tired of opening packages #you do you king #james may #hammond and may #if james says the reasons he now owns a tractor are too boring to share they must be quite boring???? #james be like: have to talk about richard hammond or i'll die #btw hate him <3 know everything about him <3 yeah so irritating just can't keep him out of my brain btw

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

#lindsey shut up #bitch king of angstmar ✌🏻 #I do recall having some lord of the rings related dreams but none of this #lotr #lord of the rings #this post brought to you by buspirone ig #shoutout to GROND

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

#do you know this drag artist #drag #drag king #obligatory disclaimer that not all drag kings are women etc etc etc I'm just so happy to have read the tags about #how I'm not the only one who thinks jo calderone is hot

[time-woods]

ice king pipeline ig

#this is the worlds most dumbest thing #if you think you recognize the format you probably do #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #marceline abadeer #adventure time spoilers

[krispyy-lotol]

“Alright, Bill Murray kisses me-that’s the kinda thing we couldn’t do at twelve thirty.”

#bill murray #david letterman #you do you king

[eskildit]

In a better kinder world. Gideon nav would have been at the club.

#😔 #the locked tomb #eskildit posts tlt #she would have loved it #admittedly I do have a fic concept about her at the club but I uh refer to it as #Gideons no good very bad night at the dyke bar #sorry king I’m making you suffer like this #gideon nav #ok to rb

[quadrantadvisor]

Imagine if the GIW started gunning for Jason without the Batfam ever meeting Phantom. Like, Bruce has to figure out on his own that the guys in white suits with Lazarus guns are 1. a legitimate government agency, and 2. are perfectly within their rights to hunt Jason like an animal, because 3. there's secret government legislation that says that since Jason's body processes ectaplasm, he's classified as non-sapient and has no legal protections.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

So Clark Kent acts as a whistle-blower, the Justice League publicly condems the Anti-Ecto Acts as inhumane, the GIW is disbanded, and Batman gets pardoned for all of those crimes that he technically did by assaulting federal agents. And after all that gets sorted, some white haired kid pops up in the Watchtower like "haha thanks for that I really didn't want a war between Earth and the Infinite Realms" and the League are like "wait what"

#dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc #batman #batfam #and jason and danny become best friends obviously #yes i am implying danny is the ghost king here #i just think that bruce being like 'what do you mean my son is non-sapient and has no legal rights. ill kill you.' is good and fun #my rambles

[wombywoo]

aftercare ❤️‍🩹

#call of duty #cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #see the boy's fine he just had a gnar wipeout trying to stick a kickflip #fail king 😌 #meanhwile Simon's doing that mr darcy thing with his hands #can't get the feeling of your phantom grip out of my palm #your blood's still under my fingernails because it might've been the last thing I had left of you... #etc...

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #freddy fazbear #fnaf chica #fnaf foxy #fnaf bonnie #fnaf cupcake #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s been a bit since I’ve last drawn the animatronics #so wanted to draw the sillies again 💜 #Mike really did just get bullied by ghost kids thru the whole film #it’s pretty funny especially with them liking Abby and Vanessa #he tried to fight them with a chair too like that do anything #can’t judge him for trying #Mike you are all our short king 🩵🩵

[phoenixkaptain]

I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.

Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-

Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”

Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-

Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”

Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”

I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.

#tim drake #young justice #robin #batman #arrowette #cissie king jones #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #superboy #impulse #bart allen #the inane ramblings of a madman #i just really want them to be baffled by his knowledge #robin knows how to do a third century waltz #robin does not know what 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner is #i’m talking early timmers #baby tim who just came out of his boarding school #bourgeoisie tim if you will #in marxist context #i think it’d be funny

[zookie-art]

Shadows and light ~

#malevolent #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #king in yellow #john doe malevolent #malevolent podcast #one of these days i'll sit down and do a proper polished piece for this but that is not today #can't believe i get to use my professional skills in painting cthulhu themed horror to paint art for a podcast this is my life now #why do you even work to become better at art if not to draw fanart of things you like honestly

[chaos-bringer-13]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

#DO YOU SEE MY VISION #please #I'm not getting enough sleep #my brain is obsessed with weird stuff #I want Sam who barely looks human because she's one with nature #I want Tucker who looks regal and dangerous in his pharaoh clothes #I want Dan look like he can destruct the Earth with a wave of his hand #I want Dani who is everything there is in the world and you feel it in your bones #I want Jazz who sees your soul and your mind and you know it and there's nowhere to run #I want JL to meet all of them before meeting Danny #I want all of them to admit in their different ways that Danny is the greatest of them #I want JL to be VERY worried about meeting Danny #and then I want Danny to be as normal and friendly as possible #and I want him to treat all those eldritch creatures (his family and friends) as they're regular humans and nothing is weird about them #just hugs and love and praises #because it would cause so much confusion #this is NOT ghost king Danny #unless it is but he doesn't know (and either no one knows or no one told him because it's funnier this way and he's super oblivious) #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #DPxDC #DCxDP #danny phantom #isn't a crossover if you don't want it to be #could be any crossover if you do want it to be