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Donnie with a Streamer S/O
Here's some headcanons! Love this sweet nerdy guy. <3
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Donnie with a Streamer S/O
Donnie is like…the best boyfriend ever for a streamer.
He understands all of the programs and setups and computer stuff you could possibly need.
He programs your stream deck for you and helps you mod the games you play.
He helped program your LED lights with special sequences for your streams. Overall very helpful.
He moderates every stream and protects you from hate raids.
Protects your personal info with his life. It is off of the internet forever. No one’s gonna find where you live.
Also, in general, just very fun to play games with.
He likes all of the games you like, and even if he doesn’t, he’s willing to get into them because it’s something you care about.
He’s probably an avid discord user tbh.
Your fans have never seen him for obvious reasons, but they all love Donnie and shout him out in your chat when they hear his voice in the background.
Might even stream with you using one of those v-tuber things to conceal his identity.
If the boys ever do reveal themselves to the public, Donnie gets very popular. He might even surpass your sub count.
I could totally see him becoming a beloved internet celebrity.
There’s jokes about how he’s good at everything. He’s a member of every fandom, plays every video game, knows everything.
Becomes the Hank Green of the video gaming community.
He’s a very strong advocate of accessible technology, only having three fingers on each hand himself.
Works to develop custom keyboards and controllers for him, his brothers, and anyone else who needs modified tech.
Helps you make merch for your brand: t-shirts, stickers, cups, plushies, you name it, he has it designed ASAP.
He’s quick to shut down haters in your chat.
Knowing Donnie, he’d be able to get all of their info and roast each one specifically.
I feel like he probably is good at Minecraft. He has all the crafting recipes memorized, knows how everything works and makes all kinds of cool stuff with the redstone. He’ll protect you from all the monsters and kill the Creepers before they even get near you.
Meanwhile, you’re running around planting flowers and befriending bees. (Mood.)
A very, very wholesome relationship. The whole internet is lowkey jealous.
Who wouldn’t be? Donnie’s the best.
Taglist: @thelaundrybitch, @turtle-babe83
#donatello#donatello x reader#donnie x reader#donnie#tmnt#bayverse#tmnt aged up#tmntagedup#tmnt 2014#tmnt 2016#tmnt imagines
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My Minecraft AU Info for Illagers
Ravagers are not just beasts of war, they're also raised for meat. Illagers domesticated them from a massive ancestor, and a few still exist today.
Moose, bears, sea monsters, and even dragons are on the grocery lists of Illagers. One, because larger prey means more meat for the tribe, and two, hunting dangerous animals is seen as more brave and a sign of toughness.
Old Illagers that are cast out from their homes due to breaking rules or failing health, often become "man eaters." Humans, while most are armed with weapons, are considerably less risky to target than a 3,500lb tank with massive horns and tusks.
In the case of Matias and his tribe, they've always had a taste for human.
Illagers do grow starchy tubers like potatoes and others, along with nutrient dense dark leafy greens. Getting the most calories out of their gardens is the goal, as when much of your life centers around roaming, magic, or battle you need the right food to fuel you.
They do not need to consume vitamin C as their bodies naturally make it. Their ability to taste sweets is a bit less acute than a human's so their baked goods tend to be spice or savory heavy. They can still enjoy pastries and cakes, but their cravings fall into the salty or savory category more often.
Illager vision is best adapted for lower light conditions, which is why their homes are not as brightly lit. Noses are VERY keen and they can track animals or people from a few miles away. Hearing is stronger but not leagues more.
Skin and bones are denser, and given illagers larger stature they tend to struggle with climbing trees in the freestyle way humans are infamously known for. But they can learn and also use their claws to get into the bark. With varying degrees of success.
Their culture revolves around power and strength, and a sense of entitlement. They're bigger and tougher than humans and Villagers so why not take their Loot and food? Public displays of affection tend to be discouraged and most illagers save such activities for when they're alone together. But some like Matias and Fiadh, do not follow that unspoken rule.
Showing vulnerability is highly looked down on in most tribes. Crying and letting others know you're in agony is a big no. Not only makes one seem weak but letting an enemy like a human know you're really hurting is bad news.
But when it comes to celebrations they party just as hard as humans. Birthdays are generally not a thing after a child grows up. When many are not guaranteed to return from scouting, patrolling, or fighting, birthdays become less important. Illagers tend to live in the moment more than humans as a result, worrying less about their future and focusing on the now.
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well guys. since i missed epic's birthday (devastating) have some headcanons :)
he is one of those weaboos who learned japanese so he can watch anime "the authentic way" (his words)
so he's fluent in japanese 💀 he literally only learned it for anime but dude was DEDACTED
he's so cringe guys 😭 i can say that. he's my boyfriend i love him
he would adore those cute anime girl v-tubers. like not in a weird way but he'd watch a lot of them
HE PLAYS GENSHIN 💀 he'd probably main beidou or raiden shogun/ei.. maybe run a full electro team with miko and fischl too 😭 (fischl is his fave character he loves her backstory and her bird thing idk i dont use fischl 💀) he loves the electro characters for some reason idk
HE HAS THE WORST LUCK ON THIS GAME THO. bro has c6 diluc (me too ☹️) and all his artifacts SUCK ASS even tho he'll grind every day
he has to spend money on every banner because he always loses his 50/50 and only gets high pity
ok enough genshin headcanons he's cringe we know this
im here ranting about a game i hate because my dumb boyfriend plays it so much
he hangs out with cross a lot ofc BUT
whenever he hears the word cross used in any context he turns to cross like "CROSS????? BRUH THATS YOU!!" (i always make these jokes. im projecting)
cant believe jesus died on his best friend fr... LMAOOO
he speedruns minecraft. he's NOT GOOD AT IT. but he can do it
he's had his speedruns ruined by creepers like 7 times
one time he somehow got into the deep dark and got killed by the warden??? idk what bro was doing down there in a speedrun dawg 😭
sorry he's a gamer in my head but hes really bad at every game he plays (just like me fr)
he sleeps under like 6 different weighted blankets in the hopes that he wont thrash around when he sleeps but he's too strong and ends up tossing them all off his bed 😭
bro needs to be CRUSHED to fall asleep!! he literally cant fall asleep without the weight
not that he likes to sleep anyway because of the nightmares but whatever. hes gotta do it. unfortunately.
he fights in his dreams ofc thats like canon but bro is throwing punches in his sleep fr
if he gets a partner (me fr!!) they gotta sleep in a different ROOM 😭 he is taking NO CHANCES and tbh thats so fair i wouldnt wanna wake up being beaten up by my bf
he is so ipad baby-core <3 he'll just watch youtube on his ipad all day if u let him but he's an old man and needs his spectacles otherwise he's holding it at arm's length 💀
don't forget bro is literally a doctor?? he's SO smart but he uses his goofy persona as a cover up
im convinced like most of the people that know him actually dont know this. they all think hes dumb as bricks 💀
them he'll casually say smth super smart and everyone is like ???????? HELLO??? SINCE WHEN DID UR BRAIN WORK??
i love drawing epic with glasses guys he looks so cute. but he has old man reading glasses
this the typa shit he wears
AND HE FUCKING. anime glasses 😭
like yk how ppl in anime push glasses up
him fr
AUUGH WHY IS HE SO CRINGE I NEED TO CRUSH HIM
he actually needs his glasses all the time but he doesnt like to look like a NERDD so he doesnt wear them
he makes cross read everything for him
they go out to eat and gotta make him read the whole menu otherwise hes holding it 2cm from his face 💔
"whatd that sign say i cant read it"
"dude the letters are huge how cant you read it"
"oh lol i need my glasses my bad bruh"
"YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW????"
actually he cant legally drive. because thats funnier than if he could
id still be his passenger princess <3 i refuse to get my license
anyway guys isnt my boyfriend so silly
im so tiredni needto seelp goodnight smooork mimimumumu
its 3am i neednto get up in 5 hours naioiiooooooo
goodbye guys enhjoy my boyfrien mdgrf
#count how many times i project onto epic challenege#headcanon#undertale headcanon#epic#epic sans#epic headcanon#bruh idk how to tag stuff i dont make real posts anymore 😭#jester writes
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Getting Nutty for Demolition | Nutty Demolition – REVIEW
Note: DV Arts gave me a promo code to unlock the “Forever Unlocked” feature of the game. This perk will not influence the outcome of the review.
I remember watching this YouTube video by ‘Puffin Forest’ where he briefly mentions how ‘hilarious’ it is when a player in role-playing board games owns so much dynamite and throws it everywhere.
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The reason why I mention this is because this game allows you to experiment with explosives and WRECK SH*T!!!
Nutty Demolition is a game developed by DV Arts, an independent gaming company in Christchurch, New Zealand. The task is to blow up the most bricks and pieces as much as possible.
Michael Topschij, the lead developer of the game, shared a preview of the game in his iPad Pro 2018 review. And the first thing that came to mind when I saw it was ‘Angry Birds’.
It’s club penguin meets angry birds, meets… Minecraft??
Origins
When asked about the game, Michael didn’t give much of an origin story. According to him, he had the idea 8 years ago but yet, wanted to make a game ‘crazy and awesome‘.
I wanted a game where you could blow stuff up and I thought, you need a cool character. And for some reason squirrels came to mind. I really cannot think where I got the idea from…
Gameplay
There are 3 forms of gameplay in Nutty Demolition:
Story mode
Sandbox Mode
Mini-game (Single and Multiplayer)
Storymode
Story mode requires you to demolish buildings using the explosions given to you. The more stars you get, the more nuts you earn.
The bricks can not go through the barriers or else you fail the challenge. City is the only one available in the story mode campaign as I am writing this and the rounds do challenge you to think outside the box.
I was getting lots of ‘Angry Birds’ vibes while I was playing, yet it was something I enjoyed.
Sandbox mode
Sandbox mode is where you’d get creative and build/place your own brick and buildings onto the map and demolish them using the explosives you’ve unlocked during the story mode.
However, you need to purchase said items in the shop using the nuts you own.
Luckily, once you purchase them, you have an unlimited supply. It’s basically Minecraft creative mode mixed with Tiny Towers.
Mini-Games
Mini games is another good way to earn nuts in the game. So far, there is only one mini game available. The task – destroy as many bricks as possible. You get 20 nuts payouts in the single player or if you’re first i. the multiplayer fatrue.
In-app purchaces
Note: I was informed I got the Free Version description wrong in the earlier version of the post. All of this have been changed and revised with the correct information.
Like almost every game in the app store, this game has its in-app purchases. There are 2 versions – the one for the in-game currency, and the one to that removes restrictions.
For the in-game currency, the cost ranges between $1.49 AUD for 200 nuts and the highest being $35.99 for 30 000 nuts.
The other one allows you to remove restrictions in the game. In the ‘Free‘ version, all your nuts goes to the vault. It only stores up to 500 nuts. You can earn nuts to spend on is through watching ads or paying for the game before doing the storymode. The ‘Subscription‘ and ‘Forever unlock‘ features removes restrictions and ads. Subscription cost $3.99 a month while the Forever Unlock cost $30.99.
Can you play/enjoy the game without paying?
Maybe????
Hope you’re willing to watch so many ads to earn nuts in the game. I mean, when I played Pewdiepie: Tuber Simulator, I didn’t mind watching the ads. I’m pretty sure a lot of us did.
It really depends on how you view it.
I was adviced by Michael to save up for the more higher priced explosives if I want to earn a higher score in multiplayer.
Design and music
The design of the game is basically angry birds meets tiny towers. It’s cute and really something for kids to enjoy without worrying the parents.
The music is composed by Screenhog (Chris Hendricks) who composed other games such as Epic Snails and Club Penguin.
Speaking of Club Penguin, some of this game’s design has some Club Penguin aesthetic in it since Michael used to play the game under the name “Ninja O’Dark”.
Overall
Nutty Demolition is a good game if you want to kill some time. It’s basically like Angry Birds but without the projectile birds. This game makes you think outside the box on the challenges it gives you and that’s something I enjoyed.
However, I do struggle whenever I get stuck between levels and makes me want to turn the game off.
I give this game 4/5. It’s something fun for the casual game but there should be more things added for it to be perfect.
Nutty Demolition is available now on the App Store and Goggle Play.
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im grabbing you and asking you if you have a sona, a visualization, or anything like that for secret reasons
hgljsjaglksrhjgrag Okay Well-
Generally, I tend to present myself by using a duck - such as with my former account pfp or my pfp for other platforms
But of course, I also have a (false) v-tuber model that I made (which I still need to update)
And of course there's also my Minecraft skin
Feel Free to do with that as you will >:3c
#I tend to have blond hair-gray eyes-and boy/man-ish exterior#Also feel free to give me Clown or Jester paraphernalia#cause I got my whole clown thing going on
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society if twitter treated tommyinnit (a 17 year old who roleplays in minecraft for a living) like a 17 year old who roleplays in minecraft for a living
#props to phil and wilbur for being there for him#mcyt#dream smp#tommy#sleepy bois inc#tommyinnit#philza#wilbur soot#sleepyblr#mcyt discourse#discourse#mcyt twitter#mcyttwt#welcome twt refugees#hope yall are doing well#dude i promise you there are so many amazing activists out there#you do not need a minecraft you tuber to be that for you
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Quirkless AU where all of the villains are twitch streamers:
Shigaraki has a big following but is infamously hated, including by his own fans.
He gets trolled constantly and donation comments are almost always to mock him.
Because his reactions when he gets riled up (which is not hard) are pure gold.
Fail and rage compilations abound.
He mostly plays RPGs but occasionally gets tricked into playing horror games like DDLC.
He hates getting scared but refuses to stop until he finishes the game just to stick it to whoever recommended it.
Kurogiri will constantly walk into his room to check on him and ask things.
He hates that too.
Not because of Kurogiri inquiring if he wants some piping hot pizza rolls, mind you.
But because his chat will never shut the fuck up whenever Kurogiri peers into frame.
They call him Shadow Man because the shitty lighting in Tomura’s room makes it impossible to make out his features.
He eventually needs to cave and make a Kurogiri emote just so everyone stops donating just to say “are you winning son?” or “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft”.
They still do it, even when they promised they wouldn’t if he made the emote.
Kurogiri eventually takes up streaming too, just for fun.
He goes live very rarely but most of Shig’s audience starts following him the moment they find out.
He’s usually very quiet and pretty much only plays tactical games.
Yet he gets more positive reception than Tomura.
He doesn’t have a webcam though, so his face is still a mystery.
Toga is a classic, unhinged e-girl.
Does her makeup before every stream, has a cute as fuck room, and a cat ear headset.
Only plays the most violent shit ever published.
Mortal Kombat, Hatred, the works.
If it’s gotten banned from Twitch for violence/gore she has still tried to play it live.
She has a merch line of pastel animal patterns, but the animals are all bloody, mangled corpses.
People love it anyway so whateves.
Absolutely sold gamer girl bathwater and she is making bank.
Easily the most popular out of the whole league.
Dabi is an overachiever fuckwit.
All of his streams are speedrun records, soulsborne games, or those old flash rage games that were specifically designed to be impossible or unfair.
The difficulty never fucking fazes him, and everything he does is impressive but he’s so calm and smug about it that it’s actually kind of infuriating to see him play so well.
In earlier archives you can occasionally hear Enji yelling at Shoto or Natsu in the background and he just lets out an annoyed sigh.
In his current streams, Hawks will occasionally saunter by the camera in just a tanktop and boxers, looking like a fucking mess.
It always results in a chorus of fried chicken emojis from chat.
Dabi never acknowledges it.
Twice plays just about anything. He gives no shit about what games are well reviewed or brand new.
He will pick up a mediocre licensed game from 2006 and it’s the best.
He just fucks around and has a good time.
Tends to start and end his streams very abruptly, catching one live is hard and very sought after by his fans.
He has a soundboard and spams it constantly.
He and Toga collab for silly co-op games a lot.
It’s the only time you can find Toga playing games that aren’t gory.
Spinner plays almost exclusively driving games.
Claims that these games are how he learned how to drive IRL.
He’s oddly proud of it when he really shouldn't be.
He’s also very passionate when it comes to his opinions on said games.
Gets really pissed if you even insinuate that every Forza game is exactly the same.
So of course he gets shit disturbers in his chat who do exactly that.
He goes on a rant and blocks them immediately.
He and every other league member has played the FNAF games.
Shigaraki is the only one that doesn’t love it.
Spinner specifically gets absorbed in the lore.
Maybe a little too much.
Compress is a V-tuber instead of using a standard webcam setup.
He has the most distinct persona separate from his regular personality.
His reactions to things are always so over the top and odd that you can’t help but enjoy it.
About a year into gaining a following, he started constructing a really convoluted lore around his character.
His fans love it and he’s constantly receiving fanart and watching theory videos about himself in his downtime.
It gives him a good chuckle.
Stain is still a creepy mother fucker.
He’s always rambling about purges and the blood of the weak.
But he’s weirdly really good at rhythm games??
He flips out if he misses a single note.
Most people only watch him out of morbid curiosity.
Any laugh you get from watching him is an uncomfortable one.
Overhaul is the one that seems like the most normal person.
At least among this weird group of loosely acquainted fuckwads.
He doesn’t have particularly strong reactions.
He plays most of the new critically acclaimed games and gives his thoughts on them.
The more interesting thing is his community.
That is absolutely convinced he is a serial killer.
There is a subreddit entirely dedicated to collecting evidence to support this theory.
Random banging noises caught on his mic.
Shadows of people out of frame even though he claims to live alone.
One time he needed to end a stream abruptly and didn’t say why and they went nuts over it.
Chisaki eventually needed to make a public statement to address the rumors.
No one fucking believed him.
Exposed videos are still trickling out to this day.
Gentle is mostly an IRL streamer.
A bad one at that.
But he sometimes shakes things up by playing solitaire on stream.
He has 12 followers.
La Brava is currently minting Gentle NFTs
#mha#bnha#headcanons#quirkless au#league of villains#tomura shiragaki#himiko toga#kurogiri#dabi#dabihawks#twice#spinner#mr. compress#hero killer stain#kai chisaki#overhaul#gentle criminal#la brava#long post#i just really needed to dump my thoughts about this#because the liberation front is legit being led by weebs and gamers and the world must know
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Minecraft lore no. 2: Food
this is a guide to all the potentially edible things that exist in minecraft if you want to put game-accurate food in your minecraft-based fics.
meat
chicken, beef, rabbit, pork, and mutton are common in most player's diets, however some other meats are considered delicacies by some.
bats, parrots, horses, polar bears, pandas, llamas, wolves, and strider meats are eaten by some, but considered morally abject by others.
some claim mooshroom and hoglin meat have distinct tastes from normal beef and pork, tests have proved mostly inconclusive in this matter for mooshroom meat compared to normal beef, but there is a notable textural difference between hoglin meat and normal pork
spiders, bees, and silverfish are also quite edible if one manages to defeat one, but some find the taste, and more often the concept of consuming insects rather objectionable. cave spiders however are best avoided due to the large amount of poison stored through out their bodies, and ender mites are best avoided due to the teleportation magic found within them, eating one often produces similar results to eating chorus fruit.
some consider dragon meat a delicacy, though many could do without due to how hard it is to slay a ender dragon, in addition to avoiding the large amounts of acid and magic stored within a dragon's body.
sea food:
salmon and cod are the most common sea food, however they are not the only edible animals found within the oceans and rivers of minecraft.
puffer fish is edible with proper preparation, but it is very ill-advised to eat one without proper training in puffer fish preparation.
some people will eat tropical fish, although due to the large amount of species, it is very possible to end up fishing up something poisonous without knowing
calamari is much less risky to acquire, but is objectionable to some. the eddiblity of glow squid has yet to be tested.
while technically edible, many people have moral reservations about eating turtle and dolphin meat.
other animal products:
there are many animal products aside from meat that can be eaten.
mushroom stew, a substance acquired by milking a mooshroom provides a thin milky stew with mushroom dispersed throughout. it however is not spiced in any meaningful way and in quite bland.
milk is gotten from cows via milking, and while it has very little nutritional value can counter the effects of most magical effects as well as providing being used in cooking in many ways. it can also be used to make butter and cheese, both of which are incredibly useful in a large amount of cooking.
honey can be found in beehives and is comprised of flower nectar and bee spit. it can be harvested to serve as a sweetener in many dishes, and can be drunken if you feel like it.
chicken eggs are used in alot of cooking as a binding agent and source of protein. not recommend, but you can eat them raw. not recommended, but you could mix raw eggs and honey to create rather monstrous drink.
dragon eggs are very rare, but sometimes eaten as a delicacy. they are fairly nutritionally similar to chicken eggs.
salmon roe or salmon eggs are small orange colored salty spheres that are often eaten raw.
the mushrooms that grow on mooshrooms can be harvested via shears and are virtually indistinguishable from other mushrooms.
fruit:
apples are a sweet fruit eaten raw or cooked into desserts
melons are large fruits that grow on a vine with soft red flesh, while they are very tasty they are not recommended for cooking
pumpkins are large orange gourds. the flesh is often used in baking of many kinds, and the seeds are roasted for a nice snack.
sweet berries while they are often eaten raw, they are also great for jam, baked goods, and even wine making.
rose hips not recommended to be eaten raw, they are good for jams, ketchup, soups, and even tea.
cacao beans while they can be eaten raw, are often taken through a process of roasting, drying, and fermentation to be used for cocoa power and chocolate in many deserts and other recipes.
chorus fruit the strange fruits local to the end they are full of teleportation magic and need to be cooked to be safely eaten. they are often eaten raw, but are very dry. they are typically used in baking. they have a unique, but not particularly strong flavor.
vegetables:
potatoes are starchy tubers. they are used in alot of cooking. you know what potatoes are.
carrots are sweet root vegetables. they are eaten raw and used in cooking. you also know what carrots are.
beetroot used in stews, or pickled and eaten, cooked with, or used in salads.
leaves, petals, seeds:
kelp, not typically eaten raw, it is often dried, and used in cooking.
acorns nuts from dark oak trees, they need to be put through a blanching process to become palatable, and are often used to make acorn flour.
alium refers to a large group of plants, this includes chives, onions, and garlic.
tulips have edible petals that are eaten raw or candied
rose petals are edible, and while they can be eaten raw, are often candied or used to make rose water which is often used as flavoring in baking.
dandelions are completely edible, often used in salads.
spruce cones in the springtime when they are green they can be eaten raw or cooked and eaten whole(like a corn on the cob). during the winter the nuts can be extracted and eaten or used in cooking.
spruce tips are the fresh growth that can be found in the springtime, they can be eaten raw, dreid, canied, and used in cooking.
spruce needles are not particularly tasty, but can be eaten in a pinch, and can be used to make tea.
sunflower seeds can be eaten raw or roasted, can also be made into sunflower oil, which is very useful for cooking.
poppy seeds: while the majority of the plant is poisonous, te seeds are often used in cooking to add flavor.
fern tips: the growth tips of ferns, sometimes eaten raw, often pickled.
wheat is a basic grain typically used in baking and occasionally in stews.
fungus:
brown mushrooms are one kind of mushroom found through the overworld, can be eaten raw, also used in cooking.
red mushrooms: another kind of mushroom native to the overworld, usually used in cooking.
crimson fungus is from the nether and is very dry and fibrous, typically used in cooking if eaten at all.
crimson roots are roots put off from crimson fungus trees. when grated they have a strangely peppery taste and are used as a spice.
other:
spruce and birch inner bark are edible and used as flavoring.
some varieties of jungle tree bark is literally just cinnamon
orchids are typically poisonous, but one verifies seeds are used as a common flavoring in baking. (vanilla beans)
water is water, sea water can be boiled to make sea salt.
this has been an overview of all the potentially edible things in minecraft. (the base ingredients) have fun with your fic writing.
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So with the recent developments in the Philza Minecraft lore on the dream smp I’m finally going to talk about something that’s been in the back of my mind since the whole “how old is Fundy” drama.
It’s my headcanon, not only for the dream smp but for the mcyt extended universe and Minecraft role plays in general, that actual aging works differently than in our world. Basically, the theory is that the characters in Minecraft worlds only age a year for every one of the years in *our* world - not for every year in the Minecraft world. So for example, it’s been about five months since the Manburg festival in our world, which is actually about 30 years in Minecraft time (which wow holy shit I did not look that number up before making this post). But the characters would have only aged the equivalence of five months in those 30 years - c!Tommy and c! Tubbo aren’t in the equivalent of their late 40s at this point in cannon, they are still the equivalent of the current ages of their creators.
So obviously I did not expect the time difference to be that great (according to minecraft-el.gamepedia.com/Day-night_cycle, one day in real time is 72 days in Minecraft time), but seeing as players in Minecraft don’t seem to need regular sleep - and can in fact continue to work and perform activities for days on end - or have any routines based around the day/night cycle like we do with things like sleep schedules and meal times, I can still see this making sense.
And with that in mind, I think a lot of the more... confusing parts of the dream smp canon make a lot more sense. How has c!Fundy grown up with his father but still be older than c!Tubbo and c!Tommy? Well, according to this headcanon, c!Wilbur had a lot more time as a young adult to... get around... and c! Fundy had a lot more time to grow up, which could also make any “accelerated growth due to being a fox” headcanons to make sense of the canon timeline feel a lot less weird, at least to me. I think this also helps make the “3 canon deaths” make a lot more sense - with such long lives, and considering how hostile the Minecraft world can be, only one death would probably lead to a lot of lives lost young. This species??? that the characters belong to having three chances at life would be able to offset this.
Another thing I like about this headcanon is that I think it fits in with my perception of the more “classic” Minecraft you tubers being older - I was in elementary school when Captain Sparklez was first popular, and before his birthday this year I could have sworn he was at least in his mid-30s already, not because of appearances or anything but mostly because surely enough time had passed for that to be the case? With this kind of aging, older Minecraft players (and role players) have a lot more experience under their belt in their world, which fits with the perception I have of their characters. Also, going back to the c!Philza lore from today, it keeps the sense that some of these characters are hardened warriors and survivalists, that they are ancient parts of the world around them, despite how little actual real-world time has past between the “old” and “new” generations of mcyt. C!Philza is impressive because he’s Been Around for so long, and that’s also why he only has one life left. “Technoblade never dies” is given more weight because of the amount of time c!Techno has had to keep that up for.
TLDR: my personal headcanon is that in-universe dream smp time passes like Minecraft time, but the characters age so that they are always the equivalent to their real-world creator counterpart, making the characters age vaguely like elves from Lord if the Rings.
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Introduction/ Rules/ Boundaries
Hello! I’m Fizzy! But you can just call me Fizz! I recently got confident enough in my writing to actually start a blog! My pronouns are She/they and this is a STRICTLY SFW blog as I don’t feel comfortable writing NSFW as I am currently underage. I will mainly write from a female readers perspective because that’s what I’m used to and I don’t want to offend anyone by getting things wrong, but I will try my best to write a GN or male reader if its requested!
~WHO I’LL WRITE FOR~
-MCYT (CC! And C!)
- Dream (Romantic and Platonic)
Georgenotfound (Romantic and Platonic)
Sapnap (Romantic and Platonic)
Punz (Romantic and Platonic)
Quackity (Romantic and Platonic)
Karl Jacobs (Romantic and Platonic)
Wilbur Soot (Romantic and Platonic)
TommyInnit (Strictly Platonic)
Tubbo (Strictly Platonic)
Ranboo (Strictly platonic)
Philza (Strictly platonic)
Nihachu (Romantic and Platonic)
JustaMinx (Romantic and Platonic)
Ghostbur (Romantic and Platonic)
Really anyone! Just ask and you shall receive!
RULES FOR REQUESTING
NO NSFW
No minor x adult
No romantic requests for any of the minors or anyone stated to be platonic
No requesting triggering things without a proper trigger warning (I can write for heavy topics like Self Harm, Suicide, Eating Disorders but I will put proper trigger warnings. None of it will be romanticized as I myself have suffered all three and know how harmful romanticizing them can be)
No abuse, I can write about someone recovering from past abuse but I won’t write an current abusive relationship
All requests must have the character/s that you want and an idea of what you want to happen
MY BOUNDARIES
I don’t like it when people ask personal questions. I’ll tell you everything you need to know
Don’t harass me about not posting, I’m in high school and probably won’t have time to post until the weekend most of the time
As can be expected no sexualizing me/yourself/content creators/ etc in any way. You will be blocked
If I accidentally cross a CC boundaries please let me know! It is the absolute last thing I wish to do!
Just be kind to one another- this is a fanfic blog about Minecraft you tubers. Don’t take things too seriously!
And that should be it! I really hope you enjoy your time and I’m always open for constructive criticism and critiques! Thank you for taking your time out your day to read this! Remember to drink water and eat plenty of food! Goodbye you wonderful creatures!
#tommyinnit mcyt#mcyt x y/n#wilbur soot#dreamwastaken#georgenotfound#sapnap#wilbur soot x reader#dream x reader#georgenotfound x reader#sapnap x reader#cc: punz#mcyt x reader#sfw interaction only#dream smp#dreamsmp x reader#x reader
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Hello, sometimes all you need to do is draw old nostalgic comfort Minecraft you tubers
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Little bit of a twitter rant
There are a hundred percent good stans, but the way everything has gone down is a little weird. Content creators are in their complete rights to make whatever boundaries they want. The way jawsh worded stuff was really bad, but in his personal experience stans have been toxic and he's uncomfortable with the stuff that's happened to him and his friends. Hyper fixating on you tubers and having them as your special interest is totally fine and harmless but when you go past someones boundaries and continue to do so even when they've said it makes them uncomfortable is when it becomes a problem. You also can't compare ccs because they all have different boundaries. I've seen so many different like thirst videos on jschlatt even when he's made it explicitly clear it makes him uncomfortable "Oh but he won't know," That's the thing, he will, eventually. And hell see all the stuff that's going down and it will make him even more uncomfortable. Jawsh shouldn't have said most of what he did, but he makes good points. If you 'obsess' over something to an unhealthy amount then you need help. That does not mean playing Minecraft everyday or making fanart or whatever. That means that all you ever do is related to that thing and it's your entire personality. His experiences with Stan culture are completely valid and he's allowed to be upset, if you disagree then you can unfollow him. Why is your content more important than ccs comfort?
#Lunch club#Jawsh#Itsjawsh#Idk what to tag this as#Rant#Callmecarson#Tednivison#Jschlatt#Dream#Dreamwastaken#I'm only adding in dream because he wants to resort to name calling#They're both in the wrong#But josh makes good points#He worded it wrong#But everyone makes mistakes#Or is that only when you like them?#Is that only when it benefits you?#Jawsh mustve been through some shit#Leave the man alone
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man you consume a lot of content from them V Tubers huh? no need for my opinion on that, of course, so i ain't gonna give it. any of them ever play Mine Craft? i like that video game. oh, i almost forgot, i do have a question for ya, if its all right to Direct Message you.
Every single one of them I’ve ever watched seems to have played Minecraft before, and groups like Nijisanji and Hololive have their own servers where the vtubers interact. Their shenanigans in minecraft was one of the main reason I fell into this rabbit hole during quarantine, even though I don’t care much for minecraft itself.
Also, it’s ok to message me directly! I usually take too long to respond but I eventually will.
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I could ramble for a good while about why I like fanfiction and one of my discovered tastes in characters and some of the various fics I’m reading/waiting on updates for
[Which I proceeded to do. Under the cut.]
Like there are two different Harry Potter Creepypasta fics I’m reading, one by an older writer and one by a younger one, and one thing they both have in common despite their wildly different setup, tone, and approach to a great many things, is the bashing (to a degree) of the highly questionable adult oversight or lack thereof in Hogwarts. The older one has a more legitimate take on it throughout (though Gryffindor is portrayed as significantly more wild and rash than is accurate it can be argued) with a focus on how the adults really don’t do a good job at being responsible for the children’s well-being, while the younger one gets kind of absurd at the beginning but does have its legitimate statements, notably with the lake trial and the kidnapping of people for the purposes of the trial (which gets highlighted for specific character reasons).
Aaaa the older one is getting updates more frequently and is objectively higher-quality but the second one just has this charm to it
Like fics written by better writers are objectively better but there’s a charm to fics that describe appearance and a few other things a bit more than is necessary and have that touch of overdramaticness that’s just charming and reminds of a time when the world wasn’t ending and we were all just excited to be making things
I also really like Pokemon anime chatfics because Ash is a legendary magnet and old friends bluntly telling the new ones that is just amazing
There’s also this other Pokemon fic I found it’s kind of the usual ‘human from our world goes into the Pokemon world’ thing but the person worked with animals (lions specifically) at the zoo and died to nukes so PTSD and it’s same timeline/world as anime in Hoenn and he accidentally steals Ash’s Treecko and he’s also just got this really unique perspective on training and caring for his Pokemon since he worked with animals in our world and was also a fan of the games so he has that knowledge that most protags in those fics do but it’s just really really cool
Just sucks when I’m trying to find fic (usually Pokemon) and don’t have explicit blocked because once for a different fandom someone had a fic tagged explicit for gore reasons instead of for smut reasons and I don’t want to miss out on a good fic for that and it’s really gross when I’m just looking for some nice normal content and then there are people writing really really really nasty shit on there and posting it without a care in the world I’m not going to give specifics because there are some nasty ships that people write shit for that are just horrifying in every way and then just shit that isn’t even a ship it’s just kinky bullshit
I mentioned a taste in characters earlier and it’s not so much a type of character as it is a thing that some characters are. The reasons I like Creepypasta and non-tuber Minecraft fic (except Team Crafted because nostalgia train go choo choo) so much are because the characters are so basic there are so many ways you can go with them the characterization will change from fic to fic like there may be some common traits but there are no guarantees aside from physical appearance usually and it’s just so cool to see what people do
Like Creepypasta it’s just like ‘how much personality is murder’ and nasty stuff and I could go on for ages about the different ways you can write them so I’ll sav that for another time
But Minecraft like hell yeah Steve and Alex if they’re in fic are usually consistent in characterization or just fill hero role they’re still cool but N*tch and Herobrine are way cooler in fic like... N*tch can be old-style where he’s the creator of the world and good n shit or like (I do not see this enough) he can be evil n shit. Like there are maybe two fics I can think of that had evil N*tch and then there’s this fic idea I have that will never leave my head because I just never get around to putting it into a story but N*tch is evil and manipulative and also is kinda emotionally/mentally abusive to one of the protagonists and the last scene is just ah the angst he is such a shit but then there’s like this one friend who I haven’t tlaked to in years but we used to do shitty rp shit on Wattpad and she always made N*tch evil and Herobrine good because she wanted to do something that wasn’t the normal and it was cool and it’s hilarious in hindsight but to be fair most of that rp is because we were young and stupid and did stupid things but hey we’re the only ones who know what we did so it’s fine. And then HEROBRINE OH BOY HEROBRINE IS FUN he can be evil so many ways or he can be not evil he can be misunderstood he can be lonely or just not give a fuck or be good or be whatever he’s just got so many ways he can be written it’s great
I just really really like fanfic ok I could keep rambling for a while longer about different fanfics im reading and waiting on for updates and the other types of fanfic i like to read but i have class in 3 minutes so i need to stop
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Collection (room explanation)
I don’t think this will make it on the ranks but I kind of want to explain what’s going on this room. You can also think of this as an incomplete guide especially for new fans.
By the way, I know its fun to confuse newer fans but please don’t call them fake fans. They are new and we don’t want them to leave. I mean what’s the point of campaigning for others to subscribe to PewDiePie if we are gonna push them away? Please play nice.
Let’s start from the door way. ^_^
(warning: this is a blog so i have my stories in it)
Barrels
Quick story, my brother and I play coop games every now and then. Suddenly, he shouted “BARRELS!”. I was like “the F is wrong with you”. He explained that he got that from PewDiePie and that PewDiePie explained that barrels exists in almost every videogames. I bet there’s more to that but my brother didn’t explain any further. I don’t even know from what video is that. (Also I must confess, I completely forgot that there is a plain barrel on this game. My original entry have a red barrier instead.)
Cardboard Props of Tommy Wiseau, Ainsley Harriott and Danny DeVito, and the Doodle background
Around the time I started to watch PewDiePie’s content, it was in his new office and his background consisted of a blank white backdrop that later he have written on. If I remember correctly, the comment was the first comment of the year and later on it evolved into the doodle background. One by one, Danny DeVito, Ainsley Harriott and Tommy Wiseau’s cardboard cutouts were added.
During this time the background also consisted of Slippy’s tank and the neon Brofist sign.
Kaws figurine and Gary Baseman’s Toby doll
PewDiePie made a video of his secret collection that included these figurines.
Stephano
Quick story, this thing confused me the hell out of me. It looked so weird no matter you turn this. I just recently found what this was when I was browsing for Minecraft fanarts on deviantArt. This is a statue PewDiePie carried around during his play through of Amnesia.
Ruby Play Button
When PewDiePie reached 50 million subscribers, YouTube gave him a custom play button with its mini version that PewDiePie gave away to his oldest and active followers.
Pewdiepie Clutch Gaming Chair
The awesome chair that cost $399 that I can never afford. This famous chair made it to YouTube Rewind 2018 thanks to Jaiden Animations. In the game, this chair also cost 399 Bux but before this only cost 300 Bux. I remember this cause I was saving up Bux for this and when I was about to buy it the price changed! I’m looking at you Outerminds! lol
Maya, Slippy, and Edgar
These adorable pets need no introduction but for those who still doesn’t know these are Felix’s and Marzia’s pets. For newer fans, you may not know who Slippy was and that is because Slippy passed away in 2017, RIP. They also have a hedgehog named Dogy.
Revelmode
This is not just a logo that you would see when you open Tuber Simulator. This is PewDiePie’s MCN in collaboration with other YouTubers as part of Makers Studio.
Outerminds
The developer of the PewDiePie’s Tuber Simulator. I hope it’s okay for me to give my opinion but this is game is actually great and it’s available for free! (sorry I can’t help it)
Joergen, Boat Cow, Water Sheep and Sven
Do I need to explain who these are? These are PewDiePie’s pets and companions in his adventure on Minecraft series.
PewDiePie with a shopping cart
Based on probably the most meme’d photo of PewDiePie but is possibly fake cause he doesn’t have any legs lol.
I bet I missed other items that is inspired by PewDiePie. Honestly, I’m initially not a fan. I subscribed to PewDiePie after he reached 50 million subscribers and seriously watched his content when the controversy started. I wasn’t in it for the drama, I was curious as to why he have more than 50 million subscribers despite all the accusations. But after I found that all these claims were blown out of proportions, I continued to watch his videos cause his content makes me smile. I don’t care what others says at this point. I mean if it makes you happy and not really hurting anyone, why should others be concerned.
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The [cringe]SMP
The Dream SMP is a sensitive topic that many don’t address correctly, In my amateur and very much unqualified opinion, I am subject to believe that the Dream SMP is a gross and capitalistic cycle of fame. Before I get into this I want to address *very* clearly that I don’t support dream in any way, I think he is actually very evil and not cool. in this I am only saying speculation and nothing is factual, basically more of a conspiracy theory.
The facts:
Things that are 100% for certain, no one can deny. Dream is very immature and irresponsible; we know this because we has done many things that usually fully sober people would think about maybe once, but then anyone would think again about and then say, “wow, what an awful idea.” Just as an example, Dream disrespected a Native American culture war cry, got super pissed off at commentary channels for weeks without even checking his facts, and disrespected veterans on veteran’s day, and probably more that I’m not thinking of. If anyone needs some sort of evidence then just look it up.
Now clearly by now you might think this guy is a total prick and made some shitty choices, in that you would be right, but there is another aspect that has also been lightly addressed by others. The other members of the Dream SMP also have a slightly problematic past (go figure, who doesn’t), using one as an example, Quackity once stretched is eyelids while making fun of asian people. This is pretty fucked up right? Except when you take into consideration that this was years ago and was also (unfortunately) part of the norm, he has since made an apology about this (which I am *not* the target audience for acceptance so I will not pretend to forgive him for). Now you might be thinking,”wow that is still pretty bad but argubitably a bit less bad now.” You see, this is not what people on TikTok and Twitter think. For the record, I am 100% not trying to stand up for for Quackity, I am only relaying the facts. People online think that since Quackity (and others) are on the Dream SMP that means everyone on there supports and stands by dream. Now this gets into the area not supported by any facts, and also happens to be the perfect transition into my next topic.
The Dream SMP (not based on fact):
The Dream SMP (if you don’t know) is a Minecraft role play server where a bunch of different you-tubers follow a script they can act out with the others. It’s pretty simple and has been done probably 100 times before but this one seemed to blow up and inspire 1000 more pretty much copying it exactly. It sounds pretty simple at heart but the real corrupt part of it takes place with the main trio of you-tubers; Dream, Georgenotfound, and Sapnap. Something I never see ANYONE talk about ANYWHERE is the constant queer-baiting between Dream and George. I used to watch these god-awful channels and it was pretty much every video they made together. My theory is that Dream started this all, Dream was the first one to speak out about it and is mainly the only one to bring it up at all. He knows that the fake “relationship but not really” he made will bring views and fan-made content, which in turn brings more revenue. I believe he might do this because 1: he knows how the youtube algorithm works 2: theres proof of him being a self-centered asshole. I know that might trigger some dream stans but to be honest I don’t care.
Now to get into the marketing aspect of the server. Everyone knows that the Dream SMP is a big void thats constantly filling up with donations from fans, and as long as the content brings in kids and mentally ill tweens they will be set for life. Imagine you were invited to this pit full of money, getting to buy whatever you want. You wouldn’t want to leave, even if you have to work with someone you dislike. Thats kind of my stance on the Dream SMP. Once again, I am not saying there is any factual evidence that anyone on the Dream SMP doesn’t like Dream.
Something to note is that is Quackity left a bit after a lot of the shitty things Dream was doing happened, possibly nodding to the fact he could not like the things he did? That is the part where things get a little blurrier for me, I stopped watching the of the creators of the Dream SMP all together at this point, I only caught glimpse of what was happening with a couple video thumbnails recommended to me.
Target Audience/ The Fanbase
The target audience for the dream SMP (as I’ve stated before), Is children. Before you read any further I want you to envision the Dream SMP fans as just a bunch of children, because thats something many people don’t take into consideration when actually DOXXING these kids. I don’t care if maybe a couple of the teenage fans of the SMP get all pissed about me calling them children. Teenagers are still children, this is coming from a teen. Sending death threats to someone you KNOW is probably a child is fucking ridiculous. I don’t understand it. Instead of saying these kids should kys we should inform them about why dream is shitty. The reason the fans are so stubborn about it is because a bunch of people are telling them they *cant* watch this guy, naturally they are going to watch it even more.
Ending note:
Thanks if you read this far, its 1 am and I just recently made a Tumblr acc so I thought I would write my thoughts about this down. Sorry if there is some weird sentences, this isn’t really all that edited. I hope I gave at least one person a different perspective or someone who feels the same way someone to relate to. If this post gains any traction at all I just know I’m going to get death threats and those petty “wheres the evidence bozo?” comments. If you don’t know what Dream did or want evidence then you should look it up. It is the consumers responsibility to know who they are watching. Anyway good night, I’m going to bed after this. love ya <3
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