#you da best ❤

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

I Talk Telly Awards 2023 were won by Good Omens, Staged, David and Michael and David! 🥳🥳🥳❤❤❤

Acceptance Speech for BEST COMEDY PARTNERSHIP - DAVID TENNANT & MICHAEL SHEEN - STAGED

David: Hello, everybody. David Tennant here from TV's Staged. Just dropping by to the I Talk Telly Awards to say... thank you because we are very thrilled to have won an award for Staged.

Georgia: Oh, that's nice.

David: Yeah.

Georgia: What's it for?

David: Best Comedy partnership.

Georgia: Oh, right. For erm.

David: For me and...

Georgia: You and Michael.

David: Me and Michael.

Georgia: Ok. That's... That's nice.

David: You know what that means, Georgia.

Georgia: No, I'm not doing it again.

David: Yeah, it's time.

Georgia: No, I'm not doing it again.

David: You've got to.

Georgia: David, I'm not doing it again.

David: You've got to.

Georgia: Everyone else has moved on and you need to too.

David: It's impolite. We've got to say thank you properly for the award to the lovely people who voted. We love them very much. Go on...

Georgia: I don't wanna do it.

David: Do it.

[Georgia holds big cardboard head of Michael Sheen in front of herself]

David: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! Michaeeeeel! Michael Sheen and David Tennant here saying thank you for recognizing us as Best Comedy Partnership. Very kind. We're thrilled, aren't we, Michael?

[The cardboard head of Michael nods]

David: Anything else you want to say, Michael?

[The cardboard head of Michael shakes as no]

David: Anything at all?

[The cardboard head of Michael shakes as no]

David: Say something in Welsh.

Georgia behind the head: I don't want to say anything in Welsh.

David: Must be something you could say in Welsh.

Georgia behind the head: I don't want to say anything in Welsh.

David: Thanks everybody! Iechyd da! [= Cheers in Welsh]

Acceptance Speech for BEST RETURNING COMEDY - STAGED

[There is Anna and Lyra, with Cardboard Georgia and Cardboard David]

Lyra: Thank you everyone for voting for Staged!

Anna whispers: For Best Returning Comedy.

Lyra: For Best Returning Comedy.

Acceptance Speech for BEST DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE - DAVID TENNANT - LITVINENKO

David: Hello. Welcome to backstage at the Domar Warehouse. I just stepped out of rehearsals for a second because I want to say thank you so much for this award. Litvinenko was such a very special project to be part of. It meant so much to all of us who were involved in telling Sasha Litvinenko's story. It wasn't just another job. We were telling the story of an extraordinary man and his extraordinary family. It was an honour to portray him. And it means so much to have it recognized in this way. Marina Litvinenko and Anatoly, her son, were extraordinary human beings to get to know. And to be entrusted with their story is something that I will be forever proud of. So this means a great deal. So thank you to everyone who voted and thank you to I Talk Telly. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

We don't have an acceptance speech but Good Omens won in the BEST RETURNING DRAMA category! :)

#good omens #staged #david tennant #michael sheen #georgia tennant #anna lundberg #lyra #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #i talk telly #i talk telly 2023 #videos #awards #awards win

[lackadaisycats]

Sooo. Long-time casual follower of different Lackadaisycats accounts, throughout DA, Tumblr, etc. And, I'd only ever done a spattering of reading in the mid '16s when the comic really caught my attention. I ironically read more of the bonus material than the actual pages. I fell off it while working on my own projects [y'know how it goes], but tonight after watching the pilot a while ago, decided to finally sit and read all of the archive. And. Holy shit. I know 1 ask won't do it justice, but the amount of love and work and time you've put into this is frankly astonishing. The author's notes show but a fettered glimpse into how much time and research has gone into your craft. And as other have noted, the improvement in art quality and skills over time is, without hyperbole, breathtaking. You've not finished the comic, but have already accomplished more in its run than most hope to do. And, frankly, it's inspiring. I know you've heard that dozens of times, but I'm saying it again, because I know the unique, special kind of 'torment' that comes with working on a project like this. Carrying it on your back, putting it out there in hopes that, despite your love for it being all it needs to exist, others will like and enjoy it too. Pushing through those times where you wonder 'is it worth it'. Going so far as to even make a WONDERFUL animated pilot off of it and bring it to life in yet ANOTHER fantastic way. You've created something special, which you show your love for in so many ways, and you've inspired countless people through your craft, your dedication, and just generally being an awesome person to the communities around you. I still reference multiplicities of your drawing tip guides, the Rocky pancakes comic lives in my head rent free along with SO many of your expressions, and your evolution of color and form and lighting in the comic left me with no choice but to download several pages just to gawk at and reference later for studies. Your work has shown me that, so long as I keep at something, it can turn into something beyond what I could have fathomed at the beginning. For everything you've done since the 2000's, and for everything you continue to do in the future, I genuinely wish you the best of luck, health, and that creation always comes as easily to you as it can.

Best regards,

-VT

Thank you so much - both for the kind thoughts and comments, and the wonderful Mordecai artwork here.

It does get very difficult at times to keep moving forward with long term projects, trudging through the self-doubt and trying to navigate life's curveball upheavals. It's been the source of so many good things in my life too, though, and comments like yours really drive home how worthwhile it's been to stick with it. ❤

#lackadaisy #lackadaisycats #lackadaisy film #q&a #comics

[pandorasfavorite]

Fluff request!!

Based off the new video where that talk about Dom being a picky eater and only eating chicken tenders; How about one where the reader cooks for Dom but notices he barely eats it because he doesn’t like it. The reader gets upset but then he explains why and she thinks it’s kinda cute so from then on she always cooks things he will eat?

Picky Eater

AN: I live for constructive criticism to feel free. BUT DON'T BE DISREPECTFUL, (I ain't never been scared to bitch a bitches ass. I may seem nice now but I wouldn't test it). Not directed to the person that requested, they are a beautiful soul ❤

This is your 5th date with Dominik, You like him a lot but maybe you haven't noticed his eating habits. You've both only been out to eat twice so of course you're not staring at his plate to see what he likes. Today you message Dom and ask him if he has any plans, when he said no you insisted on making him dinner. Dominik sounded nervous from the other end of the phone, stuttering over his words for a second when you mentioned food. "That's okay right?", you ask unsure, holding the phone to your ear with your shoulder while you chop up vegetables. Dominik nods aphresenvie; almost forgetting he wasn't talking to you in person. "Yea-yea sounds good", he exhales like it is hard to murmur.

Your face resembles confusion, "Okay", you say dragging the word out like you don't exactly believe him. "I'll see you later then", your a little unsure but you decide to ultimately let it go. Dominik usually doesn't say when he disagrees with something, but food of all things? You can't wrap your head around Dominik's tone of voice. You shake it off placing your phone on the counter beside you after hanging up. You hum a song chopping at the variety of vegetables and greens. The meal you spent 2 hours on is actually nothing special, you made soup for the cold weather outside. Something you assumed he would appreciate after being outside in the cold.

The knock on the door makes you scramble around the table, doing the last touches to dinner, all just to open the door to Dominik. He's dressed for the cold weather outside in a long-sleeved shirt, waiting outside of the door with a small bouquet. He rubs the back of his neck nervously, rocking on the back of his heels. "Flowers aren't in season so this is all they had", he looks at the flowers; then at you He hopes and prays that you love the flowers even though it's old-fashioned. You pull Dominik inside the house by his shirt, pulling him against your body, your lips right there. "I love them", his eyes glint, "You do?" he asks staring at your lips. You nod, grabbing the flowers and putting them into an empty vase you found in a cabinet.

You run up behind Dominik covering his eyes from behind to your best ability. It's hard considering he's so tall but you manage. You walk forward pushing and aiding him along to the table. You pull your hands off his face dramatically, standing at the table with your hands out, "Ta-da!". You're so excited for him to try something you made personally. Dominik is surprised to say the least, he pulls out of your seat and as you sit down he kisses the side of your head. "Babe this is great", you gleam at his appreciation, his words of affirmation are what you thrive off of. Dominik sits close to you, swirling his spoon in his soup. Playing with it.

You slurp on the soup, looking up from your spoon to see that Dominik hasn't taken a bite yet. At first, you have no reaction, more so you are just trying to see what Dominik is getting at here. Dominik doesn't realize you are looking at him, he keeps pushing the vegetables to the side while staring into the bowl like it is antagonizing him. "Is everything okay?", you ask him with the tilt of your head, starting to feel rejection coming. Dominik snaps out of it almost immediately. "Yes!", he puts his hand out across the table and waits for you to slip your hand into his.

He looks up at you, his eyes flickering to his bowl and then back to you. You stare at him in expectation, waiting for him to take a bite, and to try the food you spent so long on. Even though the food didn't have anything special in it, the meaning behind it did. You made it for Dominik. Dominik scoops up the soup and puts it into his mouth. He swallows quickly trying to mask how he is feeling. Dominiks face screws up in disgust and he takes a sip of his drink too quickly.

You felt so rejected and upset. Your boyfriend doesn't like the cooking that you spend so much time on. Over everything you are embarrassed... too embarrassed to be around him right now. Looking at Dominik and his disgusted face makes your cheeks burn painfully and the sensation brings a wave of tears to your eyes. Your lungs feel like they are squeezing together and you take your hand out of Dominiks. You let your head fall, and the moment you blink a tear runs down your flushed cheek. You stand up; the chair shrieking against the floor, and you wipe your face with the back of your hand.

Dominik stands up immediately, panicked; knowing he fucked up by not telling you first. You rush out an apology wiping your face again, "I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm crying, I should've known you wouldn't have liked it. I added way too many peppers". Dominik never moved so fast. He doesn't want to mess up something that is just now beginning. He knocks into the chair at how fast he moved to get to you. You are still going on a ramble and rant about how you fucked up and ruined dinner, how 'you should've thought it through better'.

Dominik holds your face in his hands shaking his head no at you, "Stop". You break off wanting to continue, 'but I-', Dominik shakes his head no again, wiping your tears away with the pads of his thumbs, "Stop". You lift your hands to hold his on your face, comforted by his touch...no matter how embarrassed. You close your eyes for a moment leaning into one of his hands, taking a deep breath.

You exhale shaikly, "I'm so sorry. I ruined dinner", you feel a fresh wave of tears at what you believe. Dominik leans down and kisses your lips tenderly just for a moment, "Open your eyes for me", he says sweetly like you are fragile. You do as he says opening your eyes, worried at what he will say. "It's not your fault. It's mine", you furrow your eyebrows and look at him quizzically, feeling the disagreeance build up in your throat ready to be expressed. Dominik shakes his head no one more time, silencing your confusion, "I'm a picky eater". Your mouth drops comically like you can't even believe it. You push Dominik's hands off your face, stepping back with your mouth still parted.

"You're joking", You cover your mouth with your eyes wide and a smile almost forming on your face. Dominik throws his hands up and smiles at you, the 'big secret' is out of the bag. You cover your face with both hands; laughing into them. You laugh until you can't breathe clutching your side. You look up at Dominik from where you hunched over only to laugh more. Dominik laughs a little too and comes towards you, grabbing you and trying to tickle you while gritting out his response. "It's not that funny", you laugh and curl into yourself at Dominik's ruthless attack, "No it really is!", you peel off of him and run through the house. Looking over your shoulder to see his shining smile knocking your breath away.

#dominik mysterio x reader #dominik mysterio fanfiction #dom dom #dominik mysterio x you #dominik mysterio fluff #wwe #dominik mysterio #dominik my bbg

[vehwill]

Character design test for 2PRussia and 2PItaly, inspired by the AUVampire fanfiction that I'm writing, on AO3 ❤, translated in english by my best friend Niroki, she's so talented!

@niroki-kuroraito-blog you da best ❤

I totally LOVE 2Ps. Especially these 2 bad boys. Street-style 2PItaly is so cool, I had so much fun drawing the clothes! And vampire 2PRussia it's just perfect, it suits him so good! I'm in looo-ooo-veee 🎶 

P.S.: thanks for this crazy-good response on my first 2 posts here on tumblr after so many years of missing! Love you all, big hug! ❤️

#hetalia russia #hetalia italy #hetalia fanart #aph hetalia #aph russia #aph italy #hetalia 2P #aph 2P #aph 2p russia #aph 2p italy #viktor braginsky #luciano vargas #thank you #i'm back

[art-of-love-and-war]

Hi!!! This is the first time I've EVER requested anything, so I'm super excited to be asking you. Would it be OK if I could have headcannons with some of the ikevamp boys? If you're comfortable with it, could I have Arthur, Comte, Isaac and Leonardo with and mc who has ADHD? I completely understand if you don't, feel free to completely ignore me. Thank youuu 😊😊😊❤❤❤

Characters: Arthur Conan Doyle | Comte De Saint Germain | Isaac Newton | Leonardo Da Vinci x GN!Reader  Rating: General.  Word count: 819 words  Warning/s: Reader has ADHD, mentions of procrastination, hyperfocus, not enough focus. Author note: Hello! Sorry this took so long, I’ve had this on my mind for a very long time, and I even thought about doing Isaac’s route to write him more accurately but work has been killing me so I didn't get to open the DSM-V collecting dust in my shelf for this one :c

[୨୧] — Arthur Conan Doyle

There are quite some things he can understand about your symptoms. The main thing being procrastinating. 

Listen, he is a writer, and he is not perfect, and there are moments where inspiration poofs out and he is forced to stop with his writer's block, or sometimes he feels stuck in a sentence and decides to do everything except finish his next chapter, so he can empathize when you go through periods where you keep pushing certain activities until the last minute.

He still worries about your well-being, even if he is not a doctor anymore; he is curious about the treatment you had back at your time and home. 

He is sweet and understanding, despite having some pet peeves, he does his best to understand how it's something that is part of you and can work with support. And he wants to be that support.

Arthur also finds relatable the moments where you are stuck with your hyper-focus periods, and you happen to do your and Sebastian’s chores for the day on your own, though he is hurt by you mostly ignoring him those awful days when he wants nothing but to pamper you.

[୨୧] — Comte De Saint Germain

He is a wonderful and understanding man.

I can imagine him having a lot of pet peeves with people getting distracted too easily or drifting off and, part of loving you is the imperfections you embrace of each other and, they make you perfect for him as anyone. 

He is careful of the periods where you either procrastinate too much or hyper-focus too much to not exhaust yourself with the chores you take or by making you overwhelmed by taking care of the mansion and its inhabitants. 

He will listen to your weekly obsession without trouble. Do you want to tell him about 30 crow facts you learned? Tell him. Did you find a new way to make Sebas flick your forehead? He frowns. Do you want to tell him about your comfort fanfic you know by heart because you can’t read it anymore? He will listen.

If you fidget too much, and if you ask, he will get someone from his multiple contacts to make a “replica” of the fidget toys you used to have back at home.

[୨୧] — Isaac Newton

I have been seriously thinking of this since I got this ask because it seems too funny even if I haven't read his route: Consider, you don’t shut up.

Isaac strikes me as the type who wants to study in peace and quiet.

So maybe your relationship is quite a bumpy ride at first. 

What amazes him is your capability of telling him about 100 things that interested you in the span of a single week.

Your conversations flow at random, so he would often be working on his stuff to suddenly be whisked away by you to tell him about that one thing you found out about hedgehogs for 3 hours. 

Sometimes you are the cause of some of his frustrations. Last month you started knitting? He found some yarn with a texture you like and bought it as a gift, thinking you could make something for yourself.

He came back to find your knitted sweater half done and forgotten, and now you are learning how to bake. 

And it is an ongoing cycle, but he finds a bit of happiness in you trying new things, as you often drag him along, which means spending more time together.

Maybe your relationship is the answer to what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

[୨୧] — Leonardo Da Vinci

ADHD? 

Avoid tasks? Hyperfocus? Not enough focus? This man is a master at all those (and at dozing off)

He doesn’t mind you procrastinating, he has been avoiding to clean up his room for the last century, so he can’t complain. 

Now, if you forget or get distracted about other things, now that’s a different story. Did you feed Lumiere in the evening and forgot to tell him, and then he fed him that same day, and now you have a chubby cat? 

That’s funny, but no. 

Aside from that, he doesn’t have trouble with your condition; he is still a loving man. He always is and has been when it comes to loving you. 

And he likes your energy and how you keep him awake, in a sense, always making him try new things together, like dancing! Which he is not the best at, but he doesn’t mind trying your interests. 

If you take an interest in one of his multiple areas of expertise he’d definitely teach you and not be bothered if you happen to drop your interest in the activity, in fact, he invites you to try other things.

Beware, he is a strict teacher, so he doesn’t want your attention wandering off too often.

He enjoys…, grounding you, lets say. 

#arthur x reader #arthur conan doyle x reader #ikevamp arthur #comte de saint germain #ikevamp comte #isaac newton x reader #comte x reader #isaac x reader #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp isaac x reader #leonardo da vinci #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp le comte #leonardo x reader #leo x reader #ikevamp leonardo x reader #leonardo da vinci x reader #ikevamp fanfic #ikevamp x reader #cybird fanfic #cybird ikemen #cybird otome #ikemen series #ikemen vampire #ikevamp

[hwaitham]

hi hi! ship your moots with characters they normally don't ship themselves with?

okaiii ! :3 i luv all mi muts but i only shipped those who interacted wif dis post , where i asked whoever wntd a ship to like ﾉ comment on it . . 'm srrie if u missed it , but i am sure dere will be so many moar opportunities for cocopup to play matchmaker in d future so pls look forward to it 🐾 ! !

@richdesire ❤︎ okkotsu yuta ⌒ yuta deserves da sweetest , most friendly n' excitable little puppy of a girlfriend n' dat comes in da form of jay ‎٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و he gets all blushie whenever you do something cute dat you don't realize [ which is a lot of d time heh ] n' just really likes having you close by his side ! keeps his arm draped over your shoulder or occasionally gives you head pats since he loves having his hands on u ! !

@pastelle-rabbit ❤︎ kirishima ikuya ⌒ dis is da cutest cat boyfie x puppy girlfie combo ever ! ! i think ikuya would love you so , so very much amira . . gets teary-eyed thinking about how lucky he is to have someone so generous n' kind n' positive , someone who will stay by his side no matter what ! he hugs you so close at night n' always like having your hand in his , n' maybe he's just da slightest bit possessive over you . . ;3

@thevebleneffect ❤︎ cyno ⌒ bugsy n' cyno make such a fun couple ! ! he always makes you laugh , whether it be through his silly puns or just with his demeanour . all the other matra notice him smiling more often n' generally being less intimidating n' scary to approach , n' it is all thanks to you ! ! he massages oil into your hair just as you massage oil into his , take showers together n' wash it all off C:

@h4wkz ❤︎ kaedehara kazuha ⌒ jennie , we haven't been mutuals for very long , but you are nothing short of sweet n' supportive , and you deserve a man who can match dat ! ! kazuha will take such amazing care of you ; take you on sunset meadow walks n' writes so many haikus about you , kisses you like it's da first time every time !

@getoluver ❤︎ suehiro tecchou ⌒ dis is d ' fabulously dressed ' girlfie x ' always taking pictures of her ' boyfie couple to mi . tecchou is so loyal n' will always be at your side , angie ! ! really soft n' caring towards you , although when he tries to cook for you you may need to be in da kitchen with him . . ‎(╥﹏╥) but he always tries his best n' nothing makes him smile wider than whenever he gets to make you smile !

@kentoangel ❤︎ kita shinsuke ⌒ roma , you deserves a love so tender , pure , sweet . . an eternal honeymoon love ! one dat i think kita can give you so earnestly , spilling his heart into your palms :3 it is an added bonus dat he is such a family man ; oooo could you imagine how cute you would be with their children ? 'm thinking two twin daughters n' a baby boy , on a house atop a hill overlooking da sea . . . a married life so quaint and beautiful ! !

@soumies ❤︎ oikawa tooru ⌒ eeee such a playful n' adorable couple ! tooru will always keep you entertained , n' knows just how to take you mind off da bad things whenever you're having a bad day . there's nothing some smores made over da stovetop + taking a shower together + cuddles n' kisses can't cure ‎◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

@nagumoan ❤︎ dan heng ⌒ such a calm n' chill couple , everyone loves you two together (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝) ! dan heng loves to stroke your hair while you lay your head in his lap n' da two of you are reading , loves when you play with his hair while he listens to your new music . overall it's just such a sweet n' healthy relationship !

@mydiluc ❤︎ ryuguuji ken ⌒ da perfect daddy for graybun :3 ! ! he'll take da best care of you — protect you n' love you like it's da last thing he'll do . definitely likes to have you sit on his lap whenever it's possible n' rest his chin on your shoulder , lean into your neck n' leave little kisses there to make you giggle ! waaah he's just da bestest for gray !

@lunargrapejuice ❤︎ kamisato ayato ⌒ oooo luna n' ayato would make such an elegant couple ! he spoils you with so many gifts — da finest silks n' most extravagant of sweet treats , n' eeeee ૮꒰ྀི⊃⸝ ⸝ ⸝⊂꒱ྀིა loves putting your jewelry on for you n' also taking it off for you . . wink wonk . . . ehe he just adores to treat you like da precious little princess of his dat you are !

@ushiwhacka ❤︎ sawamura daichi ⌒ rika please i think daichi is so pawfect for u :3 ! ! he's so caring n' protective n' spoils you with how much he does for you [ like cutting onions for ur dinner hehe ! ] i think he has a bit of a penchant to baby you , but you love it when he does , so it is a win for da both of you ! !

@tetzoro ❤︎ gojo satoru ⌒ da prettiest girl needs da prettiest boy on her arm of course ! ! but in all seriousness , dis is d it couple . da supa sweet girlfie and her boyfie who she softens around his edges . . . i think satoru would absolutely melt at how kind n' welcoming you are with everyone , n' definitely calls you an angel because of it (∩´͈ ᵕ `͈∩ ྀི)

@saintshiba ❤︎ ushijima wakatoshi ⌒ i think dis sweet n' stoic hunk of a man would be absolutely smitten with you vlynnie . is always talking about you to his team , is always thinking about you whenever he's walking past da market n' spots your fave food , or some trinkets he thinks you'd like :3 he may not be all dat chatty , but he's always looking out for u , n' loves you sooooo much ! !

@suashii ❤︎ mitsuya takashi ⌒ suasua , just thinking about you n' tsuya together makes me all giddy ! ! da two of you are such a chill couple , da couple dat everyone adores ! i cn so see library study dates , you reviewing material for your midterms n' fashion student tsuya making sketches for his designs :3 you're his biggest muse n' he always makes u try on his clothes ! ! !

@maggiosluvr ❤︎ zhongli ⌒ seokie n' zhongli . . beautiful , beautiful couple ໒꒰ྀི ᵒ̴̶̷ ᵕ ก̀ ꒱ྀི১ like two glaze lillies swaying side by side together in da wind , two trees whose branches reach out n' brush over da others . . . a love so deeply rooted into da earth n' transcends lifetimes . a love full of romantic prose on pages dat you share with each other , brewing tea n' watching missus moon from da window as you curl up into his arms n' drift off . . .

@bunicate ❤︎ thoma ⌒ da sweetest bunnie deserves da bestest owner :3 thoma can never say no to you , you are his biggest vice ! ! always indulges your cute little pleas n' spoils you silly . is babying you n' cooing at you as soon as you get all teary eyed , da last thing he want to do to you is make you upset :C ! ! you've got him wrapped around your finger babie !

#( ˶˘ ³˘(｡˃ ᵕ ˂｡ ྀི) #i luv my mutsies so vry much . . 'nd i rllie hope dis made u smile ૮₍っ›̥̥̥ ༝ ‹̥̥̥ ₎ა even if only a litl bit ! !

[reveluving]

Tu serie de Batmom la adoro completamente, me da un respiro de la universidad y la amo. Leí que tú bandeja de entrada estaba abierta para angst de Batmom y feo mandar mis más profundos pensamientos: Batmom ha estado casada con Bruce por años antes de que Dick llegase y adoraba por completo a todos sus hijos, los amaba como nada en el universo y descubre que Bruce la engaña, Batmom solo aguanta y reúne todas las evidencias pero un día se rompe antes sus dos mejores amigos y batboy escuchan

I felt like a sinner for putting this through G. Translate 🚶🏻‍♀️ But thank you, truly! I do hope college's treating you better as of this post! But this is the last angst for a while (I did warn y'all lol).

This is a pretty different from what you've told me so I'd like to apologize! But thanks, dear Ela! ❤

Some context:

Batmom has been married to Bruce years before Dick's arrival. The ask says 'adores all of her children' but I didn't have the heart to, so it's pre-Jason. Ask also says 'it breaks before her two best friends(?)' but I only made Bruce confess to Alfred. Again, not related to 'A Mother's Touch' series!

You really shouldn't have given him the benefit of the doubt, considering his title amongst the rich, and no, it's not 'billionaire'.

You felt stupid for thinking he'd change just because you caught his eye. He did change, but probably not for long. He probably still loves you, but old habits die hard, it seemed.

Bruce was nowhere near better. Whatever possessed to make him think being with other women would be enough to make him forget his worries of you in his life as Batman was unexplainable. It was morbid of him to occasionally think that doing so would keep you out of harm's way.

But believe me when I say he never did it because he didn't love you anymore.

Of course, you had every right to believe otherwise.

Since your discovery, you've changed little by little. Quiet. Distant. Almost out of place. Just, anything uncharacteristic of you was basically the new you. At least, you were to him. It wasn't the case for Alfred and Dick, though, even they knew you haven't been yourself for a while.

And as much as Bruce hated to admit, he knew exactly why.

Dick knew things were off when you started coming to his room to tuck him in without the presence of Bruce. Or if Bruce did come by, you wouldn't be by side. The only times he's ever seen that happen was the first week of his adoption. And the worst part; there was no tension when you and Bruce started coming in individually.

Dick naively hoped you'd tell him what was on your mind. But why would you ever, to a boy who's not even ten? His parents literally died before his very eyes and you've vowed to protect him somehow. That includes keeping him out of your business. At least talking to Alfred made more sense, and even that was off the table.

Speaking of the beloved butler, he knew what was going on. He knew that if you figured out, you'd be mad at him to for not telling you, but truthfully, he wanted to see Bruce to get the short end of the stick. Entirely. Or, if Bruce really did wanted to make things right, however that is, Alfred wouldn't help him out, and he sure as hell wouldn't want Dick on this issue either. Bruce would have to figure it all out on his own.

Thankfully, his wish came true when Bruce came up to him, truly guilt-ridden when he asked if he could talk to him in the house office.

It was late night, you still haven't come home. It worried Bruce to the max until Alfred bluntly told him that you weren't coming home for a while.

"Please, for your sake, don't try contacting her. Let her heal,"

One would think Bruce was being sad drunk but no alcohol was in sight. In fact, it only seemed like a sad, sad man, full of sins, which he acknowledged was much worse than keeping his crimefighting identity from the entire Gotham, confessing to a wise Father. A Father that only listened with pure judgement on his face. He didn't even bother hiding it, and if Bruce noticed, he didn't say a word. He accepted it as his first (and really, the safest) punishment.

Dick didn't sleep. He hasn't seen you all day and when Bruce was the one tucking him in, it didn't sit right with him. On the other side of the door, he eavesdropped the conversation from A to Z. Things were starting to make sense to the letter he got from you.

'Things aren't going well with Bruce and I. Staying elsewhere around Gotham for a while. You're more than welcome to call anytime!'

xxx - (Y/N) ♡

You left him your new number, the same one you gave Alfred. Trusting them that they wouldn't share it with Bruce. You left out the details in Dick's letter. If anyone should be the one to explain, it would be Bruce.

He knew it wouldn't take you days or weeks to recover but just thinking about it wasn't not easy. He knew he deserved it though. If he's put you through such torture and took it like a champ (though that only sent him to further guilt), then it was only fair that he was treated the same. At least Alfred would know of your whereabouts. Dick too, on days where you've come to pick him up at the manor to spend some quality time together. Elsewhere, of course.

One thing's for certain, he was walking a tightrope; your ring was nowhere in the manor, meaning you took it with you. His fate was either a chance from some deity he didn't even believe, and he'll make sure to he'll make things right somehow, or face the ultimate consequence if the ring was ever to return to him.

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Note: I'm not accepting angst as of now. I started writing Batmom for the sake of fluff & smut, after all. I like reading angst but writing it's not really my forte. I guess it's based on my mood. You can find plenty other writers for that (please, it's Tumblr). Please understand cuz again, no heart for it HAHA

No hard feelings! This ask is still a nice lil' change, an 'exercise', if you will. Plus, I got a couple more asks from y'all to have fun with! Thanks for reading! ❤ (divider by @firefly-graphics)

#— reve's asks 🌹 #— reve's reverie 🌹 #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne x you #batmom #bruce wayne x batmom #batman x batmom #batman x reader #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth x reader #batmom angst

[tinyevelyn]

<3

THE SWEETEST LIL PEACH I KNOW🩵🩵🩵

We having matching yeast Ken plushies✨ :]

TYSM MJ YOU DA BEST

and YASS MATCHING PLUSHIES❤❤❤

LOVE THEM❤✨

[chloe-harassment-proof]

I just got in touch with the person and they said the following:

"I work at a maximum security prison, I can ask for advice among my co-workers and cops there too. She might not affect me, but if she goes after a more mentally vulnerable person, she can do some real harm.

Sorry to hear you guys are dealing with her too. She probably wants attention, so the best is likely to not reply to her, just report her in silence. I have filed a DMCA for my stolen artwork and reported her to DA with screenshots provided. I will speak to the lawyers at work on Monday. We might be able to track her IP, and if she is from my country... I might have a face to face talk to her. I am not afraid of confronting people, it is part of my daily job at the prison. If she is a minor, her parents might want to be informed of her online activities."

Huge, huge respect towards this person ❤ Let's hope she's successful!

I sure hope she is! You can link this blog for any incriminating evidence they might need too because I'm always trying to screencap everything here and I accept submissions from other people so there's plenty to charge her with.

[duckymcdoorknob]

Hello! Ur current event is really cool! I'd like to request a box decorated with wrapping paper, dark chocolate (with Tsukishima), filled with nutella and raspberry creme, thanks :D

Hello hello!! Welcome to da event!!

Thank you so much for your request!

I hope you enjoy!!

CW UNDER THE CUT: Mentions of pee (This will make sense!!!)

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑦 ❤︎

One of the best, but also worst, jobs in the world is to babysit. You’re in charge of a child you barely speak to, and they’re just an absolute gremlin. Your mother’s family friend was going out for the night and needed someone to watch her 5 month old. Luckily enough, you managed to drag your boyfriend into babysitting with you for the night…

“Pleeeeeeease.” You whined, begging Tsukishima to come help you, “I’ll give you a cut of the earnings!” You said with hope in your eyes.

“Oooh a measly four dollars.” Kei replied with a faux amused look on his face.

“Honey, please! I don’t know anything about taking care of a baby!” You draped yourself over the boy who was currently seated on the club room floor, “I might just die! The little guy and I could enter a dangerous situation at any time and-“

“Alright, alright fine! I’ll help.” Your boyfriend yelped as you fell over into his lap.

The two of you arrived late in the evening, ready to hopefully just put the baby down and have an evening to yourselves. Unfortunately, your mother’s friend had a whole list of bizarre things that had to be done either to the baby or in relation to the baby.

When the two parents had left, you and Tsukishima immediately got to work. The conditions were not ideal, but the little baby boy was sweet. The list was absolutely torturous, but the contents seemingly made sense.

You decided to take changing duty. You figured that since you dragged your boyfriend here, the least you could do was take the difficult job. For now, it was just you and the babe one-on-one.

“Okay, little guy. Shall we begin?” You ask, removing the velcro straps, then the diaper itself.

While reaching for a fresh diaper, you made the biggest rookie mistake…

Upon hearing his name screamed, Kei Tsukishima ran faster than he had ever done so before. While clearing corners and stomping around in his socked feet, nearly falling numerous times, his mind rushed to the worst.

He reached the baby’s nursery with a slightly red face and while panting. “Are you okay? Is the baby okay?”

You didn’t reply, you only stood dumbfounded as your face fell into a pout.

“Woah wait… are you crying?” Your boyfriend asked, placing a hand on your shoulder.

“He fucking peed on me.” You said in a soft voice, hiccups emitting from your throat.

Tsukishima chuckled as he grabbed a clean diaper from the pile, and to fresh wipes. “Scoot and listen.” Your boyfriend grabbed a clean diaper and a fresh wet wipe, he then begun to explain. “First step, open the clean diaper. Second step, take the dirty one off and hold the clean one up above his-”

“Why hold it up?” You asked with furrowed brows.

The all familiar sound of pee reached your ears once more…

“That’s why.”

Kei finished by giving the baby the clean diaper to play with while he wiped its butt. After, he quickly put the clean diaper on, and changed the little guy into some fresh jammies. All while you retreated to wash the pee off of your hands.

“That was awful.” You groaned, “…I need a hug”

Your boyfriend chuckled, and wrapped his arms around you “When we have a baby in the future, I’m never leaving you alone with them.” He finished his message with a gentle kiss to the crown of your head.

Your heart leaped at the innocent comment, face flushing and excitement growing.

When it was time to put the little guy to bed, Kei volunteered to handle it. He put on his favorite classical pieces and gave the baby a bottle as he rocked it. Anytime the baby boy would fuss, Tsukishima would hum along to the music and hold the baby on his chest.

You waited patiently in the living room. Five minutes turned to ten, ten turned to thirty, thirty turned to an hour. The house was radio silent, but where was your boyfriend?

Creeping up the stairs, you wondered what had happened. When you reached the nursery, your heart warmed at the scene in front of you…

Both boys had fallen asleep on the rocker.

❣︎𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒’𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑜𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡❣︎

—————♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎—————

#cutesy confections #kei tsukishima imagine #kei tsukishima x reader #tsukishima kei #kei Tsukishima #tsukishima imagine #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #anime #anime x reader #anime imagine #tsukishima fluff #tw pee mention #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagine

[the-goblin-cat]

re: the emojis ask

THE WHOLE HOG @ my good personal friend neville da factor factor

One whole hog for Neville D. Factor coming up (that is not his middle initial) (he does not eat pork)

✨How did you come up with the OC's name?

I started with the lamest name I had learned in history class, Neville Chamberlain, and then changed the last name

🌼How old are they (or approximate age range)?

Neville is currently fifteen as of the stories that exist. I plan for the filmverse stories to follow this generation into at least their early 20s though so they will age and change and become taller and grow facial hair sorry @jin-kies

🌺Do they have any love interests?

Yes, Cherise Martel who I did the other ask barrage about! There are others after his heart (Mindy exists/blonds cling to him like weevils) but they are endgame

🍕What is their favorite food?

Actually I don't think I've thought about this. It might be McDonald's fries.

💼What do they do for a living?

Well at the moment he is a student at the Scholomance. He wants to follow in the family business (theater management) and will wind up becoming a sort of detective/troubleshooter for the hidden community of San Francisco (and briefly, emperor)

🎹🎯🥊Combining these asks about hobbies, being good at things, and liking things, because the answer is the same. Neville's main hobby is tinkering, with both devices and with magic. He loves to make things and to have things he has made. He took piano lessons when he was younger and can occasionally bang out a tune as well. In addition to this, he is also really good at throwing things. Mostly this has come up for the purpose of gags. Neville also hates getting dragged into situations, yet frequently his good heart forces him to intervene. On a more physical note he hates excessive physical exertion.

❤ What is one of your OC's best memories?

Attending a performance of the Nutcracker at his grandfather's theater. Grandpa Moishe is also a magical tinkerer. The nutcrackers and tin soldiers were actual automatons.

✂ what is one of your OC's worst memories?

The breakup with Mindy was extremely messy and semi-public; it happened backstage during a rehearsal for a school play.

🧊 Is their current design the first one?

Neville's design has changed a lot in detail but not much in design. Originally he was the most regular anime boy there could be (albeit he had brown hair instead of Kirito black) and wore a green coat. As time went on he got taller and ganglier, then I changed him from being fully white to a white-passing mixed race jewish boy (hispanic on a grandmother's side). He also originally had a signature scarf but I realized I was making too many scarf boys at around that time so I axed it.

🍀What originally inspired the OC?

I wanted Neville to be a perfectly generic guy for a homestuck fanfic I was writing. I had wanted audience participation but no one gave me anything so I just decided to create a very normal boy with a lame name.

🌂What genre do they belong in?

what a curious question. I can tell you what genre he's *from,* urban fantasy. But if he had a choice he'd be in a scifi.

💚 What is their gender and sexuality?

I make a lot of cishet characters and lemme tell you, he is the most cishet one of all

🙌Do they have any siblings?

Neville has an older sister, Dolores, who is adopted, and a twin sister named Nancy; their parents have hidden which one was oldest (they also look and act nothing alike)

🍎What is their relationship with their parents?

Neville's parents are really nice! but they have such different personalities from him that they have trouble understanding each other.

🧠what do you like most about the OC?

I like how Neville revealed himself to me in the writing. I had set out to create a wholly uninteresting character but he wound up becoming very well liked by my friends, and I realized that part of his arc should be realizing himself that he is a cool, capable and interesting person.

✏ how often do you draw/write about your OC?

I can't draw but I love to write. I've written a number of stories starring Neville or otherwise set in Neville's world. PM me for links

💎do you ever see yourself killing the OC?

Probably not. I may do a distant future story referencing his death but otherwise no.

💀 does your oc have any phobias?

His bad break up left him with a discomfort around women and girls that he doesn't know. Unfortunately he must interact with them constantly

🍩does your OC have a nemesis or rival?

No but he should. closest he has is Gabriel, a character who is romantically interested in Cherise. However Neville doesn't know Gabriel feels that way or even dislikes him.

🎓 🍥These are the same question actually

I created Neville a little after Cherise entered her princess incarnation, so 20-21. They were made for different projects and didn't originally have anything to do with each other! Not until much later when Cherise entered her knight phase did I think Neville would be a fun partner for her.

#ask game #neville factor #filmverse

[amazing-spiderling]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. spread the self-love ❤

HECK. Ummmm okay okay... I'll do my best.

Surface Tension

I'm taking this opportunity to highlight a fic that I wrote for an anthology I put together with a team of *very* talented writers and artists, Metal Gear Solid: Lost Years. I had wanted to tell a story about Hal's isolation and vulnerability in his youth, the aspects of his past that made him an easy target for predatory behavior- and even though this story isn't particularly long, I think it's the one I spent the longest working on (in a words per day sense). Writing this story made me dead sure that Kojima was referencing the movie "The Graduate" when it came to the Emmerichs, and I tried to channel that sort of listlessness into this story. Because it was for a zine, I don't think it got many hits or comments, so I'm putting it here now.

The Man in the Mask

My own little "hit in the face by Apollo's red playground ball" of a fic- I actually wrote this Spideypool AU to deal with my frustrations regarding the handling of asylum seekers at the border- but the pandemic aspects of the story ended up hitting very close to home for everyone just a few years later. Fun! This is one of those stories I thought of as a "weird one that nobody read" but when I looked at my actual hit counter, I saw it had proven more popular than I realized, so that's good for me? It's a bit of a bottle episode that is more about Wade and Peter than Deadpool and Spider-Man and has a more sedate tone for most of it, but I'm partial to the way the story unfolds.

Pictures of You

Another Metal Gear story, this was for the Otasune Zine "Let the World Be". I got to team up with the incredible Harshai who did the illustrations for this story in the zine. It's a collection of moments during Dave and Hal's Philanthropy days, each one with an accompanying photograph. It's a pretty soft one, but one that comes to mind a lot, especially when I'm in the car and staring out the window at the landscape, thinking about these two on the open road. It also comes to mind every time I see a ridiculous food challenge posted on a restaurant wall. I need to see about getting permission to share the art in the posted fic, because I think it really adds something, especially the last image which was a polaroid of Sunny besting Hal's time eating the enourmous burger.

Five Years Later

Yeah, it's a WIP. What are you gonna do about it? Back from hiatus, it's the second installment of a "mostly MCU compliant" Spideypool "met as childhood friends" AU that my friend @343enderspark and I have been working on for years. In this portion of the story, Wade is dealing with life in a world without Peter (oh, and half the population, I guess) and slowly starting his journey of training and eventually becoming the person he was meant to be. (And the Defenders show up because I literally could not resist.) I got to try my hand at writing a lot of different characters in this fic, so it's been fun to flex those muscles. We had a long break between the first and second chapter, but we're back on track and CH 3 is drafted and waiting on edits, so that should be out soon. :3

Home's Around the Corner (It's a Long Way There)

More WIPs? Yeah. More AU's? Double yeah, because this one is more or less an AU or an AU. XD This is a new project I'm working on with @blissful-thinker that's Earth-65 but a step to the left, where Matt wasn't adopted by the Hand, but ended up staying with the Chaste, and returns to New York City years later only to find out he doesn't really have a place in his old home anymore. (Or does he?) This one has been a lot of fun and allows me to write one of my favorite things- tired DA Nelson, and also too-big-for-her-britches Gwen, haha. It may be niche, but it's *my* niche.

#i was sent this twice but i'm only gonna do it once #this is bullying i'm being bullied #daredevil #metal gear solid #spideypool #my fics #earth-65 #otasune #mattfoggy

[skeleboiii84]

Sans and Y/N slow dancing in the kitchen at night?

Yes ofc you can Darling! ❤

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just keep your eyes on mine💙

(A sans X reader) Fluff

You and sans were dancing in the kitchen, you were leaned against his chest and his skull was resting in the crook of your neck as you slowly guided across the floor.

You felt his thumb gently rub you lower stomach as he placed a soft kiss on your neck. You heard him mumble something along the lines of 'this is the best life'. You giggled at his little mumble blushing slightly as he removed his grip slowly to turn you to face him.

You nuzzled his forehead as the music sang throughout the house it was just you and him of course, he'd never do this when papyrus was home in case he took videos or pictures.

Sans looked at you in the eyes, with the most in love, gentle, happy look in his eyes before he pulled you in for a kiss on the lips. He couldn't help it I mean how could he when you were just so cute.

You looked away from him trying to avoid his gaze until he put a gentle hand under your chin to get you to look at him again. "Hey keep your eyes on me ok sweetheart? " he said winking at you.

Your heart flutterd at the words that fell from his mouth. Before you could even respond he took your hands placed your head on his chest and started dancing with you again.

You continued like that for another 20 minutes before you both got tired and decided to end the night with cuddles. But as you were slowly closing your heavy eyes you heard him whisper to himself "I'm gonna marry her someday".

You went to sleep that night with a huge smile on your face.

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Here ya go sweetie sorry it's short <3 but I didn't really know how to make it much longer so hopefully you enjoy this!

Enjoy da fluffy husbone 💙

#undertalefics #ut au #undertale #headcanon #husbones #classic sans #classic #classic x reader #classic sans X reader fluff #fluff

[adsosfraser]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

Thanks for the ask 🥰💕! I don’t have many everlark fics posted right now so a lot will be my favourite outlander fics in no particular order.

greensleeves This is a shortish multi chapter fic about Jamie and Claire in the tudor/tudor adjacent era. It’s a forbidden love mixed into the court of Mary I. The plotting of the end of it made me rub my hands together maniacally when I saw reader’s reactions to it. I’m so proud of this one because it took me a long time to complete (like all of my other fics apparently) but I did in fact complete it. I went all in on the research for this (which of course probably never even made it into one sentence of it but 🤷🏻‍♀️)

roses love sunshine, violets love dew A one-shot sort of on the longer side about Everlark in District 13, with Peeta being rescued from the Quell arena with Katniss. I loved writing this because it was fun for me to write in more sort of humorous and light moments between them while also trying to maintain the essence of who Katniss and Peeta are. This was my first everlark fic so I liked trying to figure out their voices and personalities in my mind and make it into a semblance of them with new characters for me personally to write.

Da mi diebus mille Another jamieclaire fic, where I’ve stranded them on an island together with Fergus and Cheeseburger the Chicken (the best character in the fic why lie). It’s a work in progress and I’m slowly progressing but the next chapter is almost done.

Detached This one is a bit out there but I am never a serious person. Jamie gives Claire one final gift before they part at Culloden and it changed the course of everything.

Chocolate, churros, scarves, and princesses I couldn’t decide what to put for the last one because there’s still a lot to choose from. But, this is the latest fic I posted and is a short one-shot about Jamie and Claire that I think is sort of sweet/cute.

#outlander #everlark #jamie x claire #outlander fanfiction #everlark fic #adsofraser writing #asks

[hwaitham]

omigosh hiie you (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝) ❤︎ ! ! da boy eber . . . didn't realize how much i missed him til i saw him on screen n' started tearing up lawlzie . . dere is nothing to not lov about him . he's so kind n friendly to everyone n tries his best despite The Horrors n humble n jus wnts to be with his friends n he has pink hair like ? ? hullo . . . squealing into my pillow i lub him :C

#pls cn i be on his hip like a tamagotchi . . #𓈒 ۫ 𝓹𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓮 𐂯 𝓹𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼 ₊⠀ೀ

[911bts]

Legit feel like you should be paid +overtime with all the work you’ve done this week. You da best ✌️

Thank you ❤

#answered #sorry i'm answering a bunch of asks from this week #i've barely been around tbh