This is so modern!Eddie taking a photo of modern!Steve on a date after buying him his first vest before they’ve found any patches to add to it because they wanted to match
152 notes
·
View notes
*At a pack get together*
Asher: Is everything okay? You seem upset
Darlin': huh? What do you mean? I'm having a really good time
Meanwhile, Darlin's face: 😐
Asher: ....
Asher:...are you being sarcastic?
Darlin', whose actually being the most genuine they've ever been: No? I'm actually having a really fun time, thanks for inviting me 😐
Asher: *in silent disbelief* ...okay
(This exact scenario has also happened to Sam bcs he also has a really bad rbf)
281 notes
·
View notes
even if will had never sucked a dick before hannibal's, he'd never choke or gag. not even once. that man dry swallowed pills on the daily. not to mention the tube ear scene and he is dedicated and stubborn. you can't tell me he wouldn't deepthroat like a champ
552 notes
·
View notes
"Not all men-" You're fuckin right, Eustass Kid would never treat me like this 😤
81 notes
·
View notes
I fucking love investigations because on multiple occasions women fell for edgeworth and/or threw themselves at him but he was completely oblivious. hes all like "ofc i was watching her?? shes a suspect." xnsjdk how do people not see that he is gay??? he canonically doesnt care for women and has expressed his hate for women's perfume. the two most important people in his life are literally his sister and some man who came back into his life to make sure he was happy. like??? hello??? he's so
147 notes
·
View notes
Foreplay is NOT to make her wet (you're conflating it with teasing).
Foreplay is to make her cum repeatedly, before your dick gets involved, so she can cum again when she feels it slide in.
172 notes
·
View notes
Also I need people to appreciate how both Kaidan and Liara go from
“I’ll have them home by 10, sir”
To “Your kid calls me daddy too”
59 notes
·
View notes
Sorry, but I refuse to believe Tyler had zero feelings for Wednesday, and that everything that happened between them was due to Laurel, because he didn’t know she was going to kiss him here and this was his reaction??
825 notes
·
View notes
Okay, Fazgang, but hear me out
Will Wood (and the Tapeworms) - The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Bear Ghost - Frankenstein
Rob Zombie - Dracula
I will not be hearing any debates on this.
55 notes
·
View notes