#you can have money to plant someone but if theyre not good theyre not getting the millions

[simplyreveries]

when theyre pining; vice dorm leaders!

trey clover

trey always had an eye on you ever since he met you, as the "magicless person from another world" he was pretty intrigued by you. he only grew closer to you from there. with his personality i feel like its easy to take his intentions more as a friend more than someone who's interested in you. and trey tries his best to get his feelings across that hes fallen quite literally hopeless for you. (will die if you ever hit him with the "oh youre like such a friend/brother to me!")

ace gets so offended when you get all the extras of his treats or that you're the first one to get some of his baked goods. he’ll complain that saying that “that's no fair- you're trey’s favorite!” and trey laughs but doesn’t deny it.

he tries to be as helpful and caring towards you, he does feel some remorse for your situation and all too. if you need help with anything pleaasee go to him because he loves being someone you can rely on.

ok so, trey can flirt... if hes not thinking about it. like if he puts himself into this mindset of "I'm totally going to woo you with these words" he is a fool. we all saw his painful attempts during the ghost marriage event. I'll never forget that he compared the brides' eyes to grapes.... needless to say, he totally messes up around you like that all the time. cater once happened to witness one of these instances and went through the five stages of grief.

ruggie bucchi

ruggie plays off any feelings he has towards you like he's not taking it seriously. he gives off pretty confusing signals during the beginning when he started to develop feelings for you. perhaps its just because of how overwhelmed he feels and doesn't know how to physically handle it. he cannot get you out of his brain no matter how much he tries.

he finds it hard to trust. when someone does something for him he always assumes it's because they're going to want something in return. so when you just help him sometimes when you catch him doing some random tasks for leona and try to help him hes... confused. and truthfully doesn't accept your help for a while, he'll brush it off. but he still remembers that.

judging by your situation and practically being thrown into this world without any of your own belongings, you're in a tight spot with money. sometimes when he does shifts at the mostro lounge and sees you there he starts to try sparking conversations with you. though it's probably him attempting to discreetly make fun of some customer that was being rude to you. ruggie feels all giddy and excited when he makes you laugh.

he gets all playful around you, you know he's around when you hear his mischievous laugh. sometimes he uses "laugh with me" to move you closer to him he'd say "i didnt know you were so excited to see me...!" and laugh. you can only roll your eyes.

jade leech

jade is... interesting when it comes to having feelings. because its pretty intense once you've caught his attention. he's also just so strange when it comes to showing that. as much as he desperately does want to call you his and all, he enjoys the stage where you're unaware of how he feels. he thinks it's like a game to win you over or something and he likes a little challenge.

jades love language is telling you that he saw a nice-looking mushroom during one of his hikes and it reminded him of you. okay seriously though, he'll love to share to you all about his little terrariums, he's quite proud of himself.

he loves it whenever you come by the mostro lounge, trust me he'll be there ready to serve you the moment you're there. he playfully tells you that you're his favorite customer. so, you get extra good meals done specially by jade, he'll ask you what you thought of it. one time he messed with you by telling you he used a random plant he found and wanted to know if it was edible... and was like "hehe...i kid, dont worry".. he thought your reaction was quite amusing.

not going to lie this guy literally just spawns like you could be in the library chatting with grim and turn around and he's there??? he smiles and is like "ah (name) how pleasant to see you here." :))) HUH??

jamil viper

jamil was in complete denial with his feelings for you, he hated himself almost because he feels like he is making the biggest mistake falling in love with someone from a completely different world. he has never felt so intensely about someone until you arrived. to push his feelings away for a while and just yearned for you from a distance.

nevertheless, you being you always try to talk and get closer to him, and he can't resist his feelings growing so much with each conversation (even if it's mostly one sided from your behalf). whenever he sees you at one of kalims parties and celebrations he almost freezes and can only stare at you... until kalim follows his line of vision and gets an excited grin, starting to laugh and its over for jamil. that guy is going to make so many painfully obvious attempts at getting the two of you together.

he gets pretty quiet around you, if you didn't know him well it may seem like he didn't like you but trust me that is absolutely not the case here. since he listens and remembers a lot of what you say, he tries to use that as an opportunity to attempt talking more to you. it's cute to see him try, even if its mundane things like cooking. but if you bring up hobbies, he enjoys like basketball club and dancing he'll become more talkative.

whenever you do small things like acknowledge him?? compliment him?? hes smitten and hates it so much. usually, these things don't really matter to him when he hears it from others but when it comes from you? its very important. you sound so genuine too about it. or even go out of your way to help him with anything since he has a lot on his plate as vice dorm leader.

rook hunt

once he's got his eye on you it's over because you're going to be constantly seeing him everywhere...! he is so incredibly infatuated with you and won't hesitate to tell you that. you've captivated him in every way- he finds your beauty to be irresistible, that he finds it a no-brainer that he's deeply harboring feelings for someone such as yourself.

rook is literally so weird when it comes to you im sorry. but its ROOK. he notices everything about you "is this a new perfume? ah its so lovely!! beauté!!" right after you just awkwardly said "good morning" to him when he was staring at you blissfully.

speaking of staring... wowie he cannot take his eyes off of you. he'll sigh dreamily like RIGHT next to you with his head in his hands thinking how truly captivating you are. and whenever you decide to talk to him, he literally listens to every word you say- but hey, at least no conversation with him is dry or boring with him because this man can talk forever about anything. he'll even tell you more about himself.

he tends to put you on this pedestal. literally, you can do nothing wrong in his eyes. rook will write you poems upon poems, gifting your beautiful things and tells you that they remind him of you, and he just simply had to give them to you.

lilia vanrouge

done here!

#pining is a bittersweet thing i always forget #i feel like the rough part is that ur FROM A DIFFERENT WORLDDD #twst #disney twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst headcanons #twst imagines #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #trey x reader #ruggie x reader #jade x reader #jamil x reader #rook x reader

[imagine-silk]

I LOVE YOUR PETER B PARKER AND YOUNGER AUTISTIC READER FICS. THEYRE AMAZING!! CAN WE PLEASE GET MORE? I DONT CARE WHAT THE SCENARIO IS, BUT ID LIKE IT TO BE FLUFFY/LIGHT HEARTED.

》 ARE WE YELLING NOW? THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCITEMENT AND ASK, IT MEANS A LOT.

His favoritism is blatant and as subtle as a parade float, that's nothing new. Yours is. At first it's just that he could get away with touching you, shoulder clasps and such, but after a while you prolonged it by not moving. When you realized it you then initiated it. Straight up walked up and leaned on him while he was talking to someone. Others are jealous, especially because he will not shut up about it.

The closest person to Peter's status is Hobie. He is a naturally touchy person so it's usually fine if you're neural or higher, it can be allowed, or at least shaken off. That being said, he's also the most punched out of everyone. Not that your always in a bad mood, he goes up to you at random sometimes and startles you, even if you were in a good mood.

Gwen was a yes in your book, she just really passed the vibe check the first time you met her. And she generally cleaned up her mistakes so it was usually forgiven on the spot. There are a few times it took a while to forgive her though. Like the time she opened your collectable.

Pav was so difficult to describe to you. He just ran around and said exactly what he meant. It was very nice for you. But he was also very adamant on his goal to be better than Peter and become the new favorite. It was very cute and you didn't really know how you felt about it so you just didn't think about it and enjoyed his company.

Now Miles was and is annoyed he started late in the race. To becoming your favorite of course. Everyone else knew you and he just got there. He tries to cheat and gives you things. Things that sometimes fail miserably or hit completely. If you smile at him your being polite and just taking it, the more strained it is the more you don't like it. If your face goes blank it's a hit. Added with the statement that is something like 'thank you' or 'you have no idea how excited I am' he knows he hit the jackpot. He also does this away from the others so they don't get any ideas.

Miguel and you share a common enemy; you're both not funny, at least not intentionally. But you're both kinda fine with it. He had work to do and you wanted work to do. The others laughing around you was nice though, another common thought you had.

As for hyper-fixations Miles is the first one to figure out things. You have a new book in your hands and pots of plants with a coffee press on the counter. Two plus two equals you're trying to make coffee completely by hand. Pavitr would be the one to take time to learn about the things you do to the fullest extent he could, balancing school and home life. But after all of that Miguel is actually the one to take you place to do things, he has money and a driver's license.

Speaking of Miguel, he would never admit it but he was also fighting for first place, he just didn't have a lot of time to do it. He's a busy man who takes work he really should just delegate. So if Peter's gone for awhile he'll pick up the slack before you start to decline. It's all under the guise of you doing him a favor or vice versa. You said he needed to go out and touch grass so it was a good way to make both of you to do it.

Having said all of this, Peter will still never be dethroned. He's not blind, you like everyone else, he's just better. To say you boosted his ego would be the world's biggest understatement.

#ask and you shall receive #atsv #gender neutral reader #autistic reader #peter b. parker #miles morales #hobie brown #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #miguel o'hara #marvel

[mueritos]

Hey. Idk if this is me growing up or just being disillusioned with inter celebs etc. Im a 23 yr old trans man so I grew up and was inspired by chella on the YouTube community. But now I just…don’t like chella man anymore. I feel like…he became an industry plant? Over the pandemic asking fans for money to send to him directly to help others and not showing where the money was going exactly incident as well as just becoming older I noticed he seemed to almost want to become the next Keith haring or basquiat? He almost…now seems very fake? He takes deals with brands to be representation but doesn’t do much to call out certain brands for their faults etc.

Idk anymore

I give Chella credit in that he was one of the few transmen that I looked up while I was young, especially with him being BIPOC. Showing him to my family helped them understand me. But that's where the inspiration kinda stops, because it was painful to be surrounded by years-in-transition trans men online when I was absolutely nowhere I wanted to be. That was a me problem tho. But I also didn't know much about his whole donation incident.

Ig heres what I have to say. It's not great to view other people as your justification of your morals. We don't know how people have had to live or how they live now, we don't know what decisions they have to make, and we dont know what kind of fears or goals they have. Chella is allowed to do whatever he wants with his art or his modelling career, just like how I genuinely believe anyone else in the world is capable of making the right decisions for themselves (even if we dont like those decisions!). Im not really concerned with figuring out if hes an industry plant or a "class traitor" (lol) or even if he's "fake". To be honest, I'm all for BIPOC folks getting their $. Does that mean I enjoy seeing wealthy BIPOC folk perpetuate classism and racism? No. Just cuz someone is succeeding for themselves doesn't mean people cant critique them. I guess what Im saying is I see waaay too many people online take the things they enjoy and the people they follow as projections of their morals: "no! stop [Insert celebrity name] you're being problematic and its makes us fans look bad!" Like....Okay lmfao. People are grown adults and are going to make decisions for themselves. Just because you might enjoy a celebrity does not mean your morals are based on how good of a person they are.

and youre allowed to not like the same things anymore just like how people are allowed to change, for better or for worse. I think within online communities there is way too much pressure on "looking" like a good person versus actually being one...because sometimes BEING a good person makes you look absolutely vile in terms of online spaces/communities love of isolating, removing, and deleting "problematic" (and vulnerable) people from their spaces with no trial, discussion, or attempt at conflict mediation. Yea yea I do think people have every right to be criticized just as they have every right to make whatever decision they want, but what Im trying to get at is to really stop viewing anyone with a platform as someone you can other once they dont meet your standards. This is not the same as denouncing or critiquing someone for really egregious behavior (white supremacy, harrassment, bullying, interpersonal violence). Once you kinda start living by your own morals without needing other people's actions/behaviors to justify/define them, you learn to focus on building connections rather than destroying them.

again, this is a much nuanced topic and you prolly werent expecting me to go into this. but ive grown over the years and have engaged in some nasty and vile mob mentality behavior that i just dont vibe with anymore. im not really the kind of person now to speculate online or publicly what other people are doing or should be doing or whether theyre problematic or not. I don't really care about Chella man or most celebrities rn. People r just gonna be people, and I will always have empathy for those of marginalized identities. Free will, autonomy, and self determination goes both ways, but so does accountability, transformative justice, and reconciliation.

but also like kill ur idols lol

#muertoresponds #like yea its fun having people u follow and look up to man #does it take a lot of time to be following celebrities #there would be days i would just check up on all my micro celebrities #now i just dont give a fuck #theyre people im people we're people #we're all gonna change and do bad and do good #i dont like holding myself or anyone anymore to these fucked up online standards of looking like good people #idc idc idc #this was def not the answer u prolly wanted but its where im at and thats what i gotta say #have ur micro celebrities if u want but like yea #people r people #and so are u #critiques r valid but u cant hold anyone accountable unless they consent to be held accountable #like being held accountable means u choose to be part of the accountability process #not make a lil 5 min notes app apology and be forgotten about in a week because people find their next target #yadda yadda yadda #these r my thoughts

[strawbs-screaming]

☆ punch out x stardew valley ☆

for the record, this is what i imagine if all the boxers played stardew valley together on one big server, shared profits since why not (scrambled order because hhh)

Glass Joe

- couldnt find out how to chat so he uses the emote thingies

- plants too many flowers around the farm, someone

needs to stop him

- usually fishing or doing some gardening, sucks at combat stuff

-befriended leah, krobus + marnie and evelyn

-loves decorating his cabin

- does not know how to use sprinklers properly

Von Kaiser

- also fishing,LOVES the combat + mining

- does actual research about the crops

- finished half of the community center

- can actually use sprinklers properly

-best forager ever, will hide stuff in his chest just in case he needs it

- befriended harvey only

- uses the food items to his advantage when in the mines like a sane person

- also a major money maker

Disco Kid

- does his best at fishing, not really good at it his fishing is still at level 3 somehow

- has a coop full of ducks, loves them all very well

- one of the main money makers thanks to his army of ducks with max friendship

- only farms for hay + flowers since marnie keeps staring at the microwave

- befriended evelyn + emily and krobus

- builds kegs & preserves jars whenever he has too much resources on hand and is bored

King Hippo

- does not know what to do

- also doesnt know how to use the chat

- just tries to fish and dies in the mines whenever he goes in there

- just eats useless stuff whenever someone asks him to

- somehow befriended clint

Piston Hondo

- good farmer, high skill levels actually

- did his research

- uses the kegs and preserves jar disco builds for profit

-main money maker

- just makes food sometimes

-befriended demetrius and krobus

Bear Hugger

- does most of the resource gathering because disco kid refuses to stop building kegs and preserves jars

- mediocre farmer, doing his best

- LOVES the junimos, thinks theyre adorable

- good at combat suprisingly

- befriended pam, gus + evelyn (are you noticing a pattern here)

- fishing a lot

- tappers everywhere, also one of the main money makers from that

Great Tiger

- worst farmer ever, good at combat so he accompanies bear and kaiser to the mines sometimes and drags disco along

- stop letting him buy butterfly hutches please, every single bat wing goes to him and nobody else because of that

- also plants flowers like hell

- the greenhouse is occupied by him & joes flowers and bees along with butterfly hutches

- befriended krobus only, that is it

- LOVES the jellyfish festival

Don Flamenco

- tries to make the farm as pretty as possible, fails miserably because of the army of ducks and the random kegs and preserves jars

- doesnt do shit other than decorate

- sometimes steals flowers from Joe and Tiger, ends up getting chased

- keeps getting his furniture stolen by aran

- also didnt befriend anyone, doesnt care enough

- stop letting him shop please im begging you

- bought the catalog as soon as possible

Aran Ryan

- just annoys people

- keeps stealing stuff from kaiser & don

- threw every single furniture item don had out in a lake

- just gives King hippo stuff when hes bored

- gives all the npcs (except evelyn, hes too kind for her) trash

- keeps crafting bombs

- in the mines doing dumb shit & blowing up stuff

Super Macho Man

- wanted to do the joja route, actually

- does a little bit of everything

- just gives random gifts to people he comes across when hes in the mood for it

- mainly walks around

- befriended no one

Bald Bull

- has an army of cows, goats & sheep, major money maker from that

- one of the main reasons its difficult to go around the farm since be lets them loose

- all of them have maximum friendship by the way

- also couldnt figure out the chat thingy, emotes instead

-usually helping disco kid with his army of ducks, in return, he gets given hay & wheat

-Joe gives him flowers sometimes, mostly tulips

-will not refer to any npcs with their names, marnie? You mean animal lady? Pierre? you mean "the dude with the glasses that sells stuff" harvey? You mean "doctor man"? Shane? You mean "grumpy bastard"?

- goes mining sometimes

Mr. Sandman

- best player ever.

- helps bull & disco with the animals

- usually steals stuff back from aran and gives the stuff back to whoever he took it from

- doesnt care about the aesthetics, only cares about the progress

- befriended Caroline, George & Abigail (Willy also)

- good at everything except foraging, hes a bit impatient with hiding stuff

- helps Joe with sprinklers & farming

- usually in the mines

Little Mac

-original owner of server

- steals stuff just to annoy people, ends up giving it back

-also another resource maker

-so many ponds

- tries to decorate but fails

Doc Louis

-also doesnt know what to do

-cant type too so he just emotes

- gives stuff to people randomly sometimes

-got his stuff stolen by aran & don

#headcanon #stardew valley #punch out wii #punch out #glass joe #von kaiser #disco kid #piston hondo #great tiger #bear hugger #super macho man #mr sandman #bald bull #king hippo #aran ryan #don flamenco #doc louis #little mac #stardew valley hcs #punch out headcanons #stardew valley x punch out

[dingo-ate-my-hot-lettuce-crazy]

out of the box DRs

so, i am way to into making DRs..i make more progress with these ideas than actually shifting smh so im here to tell you all the different ones i have! not all of them are fandom related or part of a movie/tv but most of them may be

-BRAND NEW! if any of you have seen the movie In Time, its a reality where instead of money as the currency, its time. there are time zones as communities, based of the amount of time people have. everyone lives up to age 25 before they stop aging completely, and then they have this clock on their arm. it gives them another 65 years to live (not age), however, you have to buy housing, food, etc with that said time on your wrist. think of your arm as apple pay. there are gangs (minute men) who constantly try to steal/deal with time. and then the time keepers, almost like cops. anyways, its someone fun to try and if you wanted i would script something like I Never Run Out Of Time, so you dont die, but anyways it seemed like a cool place to be! try watching the movie

-Inception! if youve never seen inception, its a movie about a secret job that deals with entering peoples dreams. im not the best at explaining, but im gonna give it my best shot. if i dont do a good enough job at explaining- def go watch the movie if you like really thinking about movies and cool theories. essentially, there are roles for these jobs related to entering dreams. normally, the goal of this job is Inception (the theory that you can subconsciously plant an idea into someones head while they are dreaming). if that doesnt quite make sense, lets try this example. Don’t think of a pink elephant. what did you just think of? a pink elephant, right? this idea is implemented into undercover jobs within this secret profession. you may be wondering why this is necessary? why do you need to give someone an idea or thought... it seems easier to talk to someone straight up? this is a high class job, and dreams have emotional value sometimes with people that may make more an an effect rather than talking to them. OR- you can dream-walk to obtain information from an enemy, client, etc. the thing with dreamwalking is that its challenging, and it requires a team. here are the people needed to dream walk:

          Extractor- this person obtains the information, the front man of the job. they are the ones normally asked for the service by corporations and clientele. theyre personal end game is to get the information or plant the seed in the dream.

          Point Man- this person is the one giving directions, head of the job in a way. they decide where each person goes, what each person does, but its all in the dream. they come up with a plan/direction, and inform their coworkers. they also improv and assist if anything were to go wrong

          Architect- this person designs and creates the dream environment. they typically build original “sets” so that they dont mirror reality, which is key to the job. architect is normally the dreamer, so they are the first to be asleep/put under, and everyone syncs/joins this persons dreams. architect NEVER shows their designs, otherwise the plan may fail.

          Chemist- to join the dreams, people must be put under anesthesia of some kind. the chemist will conjure a drug/drink/etc that will put the team under within a block of time. this specific chemical within the sedative cocktail is what allows these dreams to be shared among the rest of the team

          Forger- this person can alter their appearance in a dream. when entering someone dream, they can look like whoever the client needs in order to make the emotional impact to plant that seed.

I reccommend that your dream team (see what I did there) is all your favorite people! sure, you could use the actual movie characters, but you can always add people to the team, come up w new ones, and stuff like that! thats what I did

IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS LMK ILL TRY TO EXPLAIN MORE IF NEED BE

-band! think of any genre...rock, jazz, indie ANYTHING! bring characters or people from anywhere and create your dream band! think about touring together, creating music together (take any of your fav songs from your CR and write them in your DR!) think about interviews, amazing times with your bandmates and infinite love from your fans <3

-dream school! i know this may be weird, school leaves a pretty bad taste in your mouth but to some degree, everyone loves learning. it just has to be at your own pace, in the right environment, and with your passion. it can be music school, engineering, wizarding school, ANY KIND OF SCHOOL! ITS YOUR REALITY! bring all your favorite characters, place this school in your favorite country! have you ever seen boarding schools, or private schools that are super ritzy? MAKE THAT YOUR SCHOOL! put your school in a mall like arena and create something totally unheard of. the one I made, has coffee shops INSIDE THE SCHOOL. it has parlors, restaurants, apartments, shopping, living essentials ETC! dont limit how many people you bring with you! the more the merrier! make housing an option! you can live in this giant building OR create different neighborhoods, own multiple places within this environment! what I did was I create sections of living, like resorts. theres a snowy log cabin-y area, a Victorian/vintage housing area. think of ALL THE POSSIBILITIES. limit or unlimit your classes! TAKE ALL OF YOUR FAV TEACHERS EVER AND BRING THEM TO YOUR DR! SCRIPT THEM IN! or make characters your teachers! create classes! pull shit out of your ass! make this school everything youve ever wanted in life.

post-apocalyptic! BE CAREFUL. dont do anything stupid or dangerous. but, there is a thrill to these kinds of environments. just dont script anything like true to hunger games or something similar, death and violent outlets dont need to be unleashed in other realities. those are real people. however, you can alter details in these settings to make it not so mentally harmful. change the fact that kids in hunger games are dying, and make sure that it can be more like a game of tag. once you touch anyone off your team in hunger games, or once they touch a barrier, they are out of the game. not dead. Divergent is an interesting DR as well, script any characters from any other realms/worlds/etc to be in your sector. or, Walking Dead or anything true apocalyptic is fun too! just be careful, script that you have no trauma pls jfc.

roadtrip life! like traveling? want to see the whole world? how about with your favorite characters? go online and search Custom RV/Trailer builder and you can create your own trailer to have friends with while you travel! you have unlimited funds, and endless parts of the world to see. script anyone you want to go anywhere you want! you can vlog the entire way, make a movie, share it with the world, or use this world as a peaceful escape. 

suburban escape! take your favorite person (i recommend romantic partner for this specific situation) and create a peaceful escape. a very feasible world thats guaranteed to bring you comfort. take this said romantic person, and have three kids if you fancy! have a white picket fence, and just create a simplistic getaway with your dream family.

aesthetics! take your favorite aesthetic, which could be cottage core, dark academia, and live in it! create an entire town! country! world! based off of your aesthetic! bring in characters and dress them up to fit this style youve got going and just live in it!

OKAY GUYS NOW GO SCRIPT AND SHIFT!

#shifting #shifting community #reality shifting #shift #shifting realities #reality #reality shift #shift reality #loa #dr #desired reality #shifting consciousness #affirm #affirmation #affirmations #manifest #manifesting #manifestation #meditate #meditation #script #shifting script #shifting dr

[drunken-drengr]

2, 13, 22, 31, 50 for Ragnar and Karrie? Or Mehri if you wanna!

Hej! Thanks for the ask, I’m gonna go all three because honestly, my ocs need some good lovin’

Do they wear perfume/cologne? If so what scents do they prefer?

For Karrie and Ragnar, that’s a hard no; but Mehri does! She always enjoys scenting herself with nice smelling flower and plant extracts that her clan collects/trades for. Mostly just because she likes smelling nice, makes her feel nice, but also because her girlfriend enjoys it on her. Mehri loves all scents, but lavender and grass scents seem to be her- and her girlfriend’s- favorite.

Do they enjoy poetry?

Karrie has always been an avid poetry consumer, or just literature in general. Unfortunately she could never seem to get her hands on it often when she was a younger Carta member, but when she could, she cherished it. Analyzed and broke down the shit out of it, but enjoyed it nonetheless. She has no issues with understanding deeper themes and messages in poetry, something Solas recognized and implored. Sometimes they’ll just sit together, in the thick dust and dark of Skyhold’s library and just read in silence.

Ragnar enjoys it, but there is a stark contrast between the dwarven poetry he grew up reading and surface poetry. While he loves reading surface poetry, he will admit, he can have a hard time understanding it when it contains more abstract and less literal ideas and themes. Morrigan has resigned herself to sitting in his tent at 3 am and helping him understand, watching him slowly make progress throughout the night. She’s proud, but like hell she’ll admit it.

Mehri does not. She thinks it’s nice and all, but poetry is simply not her cup of tea. She’d much rather sit down and listen to Dalish stories around the campfire with the clan’s young, thank you very much.

Would they ever betray someone for money?

For all three- never. Karrie and Ragnar have a code of honor, and betrayal is strictly off the table. Theyre not conventionally nice people, they’re just honorable. Mehri is the opposite. She is simply too nice, but wouldn’t be considered honorable, though she tries her best. She would betray someone given the right circumstances, but not for money.

What superpower would you choose for them and what would they choose for themselves? If they have one would they choose something else?

For Karrie, I’d choose shapeshifting. Think of how much more feral she’d be. Karrie would probably pick that for herself as well, because though she’d never admit it, that’s a class of magic that really intrigues her. Either that or elemental control.

For Ragnar, I’d pick invincibility, which he’d probably also pick for himself. Or perhaps he’d pick an uncanny reaction time? Speed?

Mehri- super strength. But she’d probably choose something fun for herself like phytokineses.

What is your favorite thing about them?

There’s a lot I like about Karrie; she’s my favorite (sorry Ragnar). I don’t think I could choose just one thing. Her indomitable spirit? Her aggressive nature? Her fiery locks and tattoos? I think my favorite thing about her is just her.

I like Ragnar’s irony. From Prince to exiled. He seems like such a tough, no-shit taking guy, but he likes it when Morrigan bosses him around and shows her teeth. Seems stoic but he’s an easy going guy, loves the surface.

#you thought i’d give marie super strength? ha! #jokes on you #she already has it #ask game #dragon age #karrie cadash #ragnar aeducan #mehri revasan

[dragonastra]

Just saw someone accuse dr/eam of being an industry plant for getting really popular really fast. Did we grow up on the same internet? Most internet celebrities blow up randomly. They're not PLANTS because of it.

#driveling dragon #you cannot predict the internet let alone teenagers #also we literally just saw a plant on tiktok for music and they got ripped a new one immediately #you can have money to plant someone but if theyre not good theyre not getting the millions #also for the record i could care less qbout dream #not in a 'dont talk to me' way cuz if you like him thats fine ill happily listen #but the amount of shit you guys try to pull about dream #i dont care hes just a guy #hes JUST a guy

[majimemegoro]

a tour of okudera’s house

come on in, comrades ! i turned my brightness all the way up in the game settings and I’ll be giving a tour of okudera’s house in crummy photos of my screen because my playstation never connects to internet.  theres some weird stuff, come see. I’m looking for any and all observations & fact-checking, so pipe up if you notice anything !

ok we just came in the front door and turned right. here we can see his gun and a lightswitch, as well as this little countertop that has: worn cutting board, hacksaw (probably for cutting through bones), a hammer and some other stuff idk. Maybe the little cans in the corner are gun oil. (is that a thing?)

in the corner above the door theres tins, pristine ‘kamuro life’ boxes, and a Meat Hook.

lets look to the left a little.we can see fish drying (not so visible in this pic, but they’ve been gutted and are being held open by sticks so the air goes inside). a big orange blanket. rope.

moving past the orange blanket, we have a ladder on the ground, presumably the indoor ladder because i think theres one outside too. and beside the closet door theres this little shelf. It has four books on it - one on top like it was recently being read - and a little white mug with a handle. (if anyone can go in game and figure out what the books are, I will legit give you a free commission - check out my art at @otorno​)

on the other side of the closet door we have a small cabinet matching the cabinets near the front door. On it is an old-school oil lamp and two potatoes (??????). Beside it is a cardboard box with a bunch of newspapers and, some more potatos. (Please if anyone knows what could be going on here... explain. arent potatos suposed to be stored out of the light ??? are they not potatos ?) You can also see that some parts of the wall is insulated with twigs which is pretty cool.

above this we can see a little shelf with what looks like some paint/chemical/glue/wd40 stuff and perhaps a small toolbox or money box. hung on the wall beside the shelf are these white things. which I have no idea what they are. my best guess is some kind of sand weights, maybe for pullies or something, but i don’t know what they would be for.

this is the whole wall furthest from the front door. the thing in the foreground is a rope and hook over the fire, for hanging a pot on. this wall feat. a bear skin, miscellaneous boxes and baskets (and a small upholstered seat maybe?), and....

a shelf with a basket and a bunch of matching rounded-square receptacles of some kind. I don’t think theyre dishes because the bowls are somewhere else. maybe theyre for early spring planting. Theres also a grimy little towel. sorry this photo is incredibly blurry.

now we’ll stand in that corner and look out slightly in the direction of the front wall. we can see a bunch of crates, a stool, and a fine metal shovel, probably for shovelling ashes. Just past them theres this cloth handing on a stand-up frame, which is baffling to me. if anyone has guesses about what that is for, please let me know.

now the front door is on the far left. on the right we can see the top of the cloth on the standing frame. before us we can see: a fancy shelf with some drawers and a bit of firewood on top, a twig broom (looks homemade), two planks of recovered wood, some other stuff we’ll get to later, a *~*mysterious orange wall bucket*~* and a shelf over the door.

This is the fancy set of shelves. I bet mr okudera keeps his ammo in some of those little drawers. The weird orange curves in the top middle are strings binding bunches of kindling. we can see the broom again, as well as some shiny containers and some bottles.

closeup on the bottles. looks like alcohol but i guess some could be medicines or something else? weigh in please. I can’t read the labels but maybe someone else could go in-game and try. we also have the dishes he feeds saejima in.

now as promised, some details on the wall with the front door. (Recall you can see a bit of the front door on the left, so we’re now looking down at the house’s front wall.) We have a bucket with a tiny bit of water in it, a barrel, a bear trap, sack of “Ready To Eat COMPLETE MEAL Made in USA” which apparently is like.... war rations (??). another crate. And the thing on top of the barrel, which looks like a small wooden cylinder on a long thin handle. it seems to have a little spout on the side opposite the handle, unless its just the handle coming through. im very interested to hear if anyone knows what this. Note also that the items are up on a raised plank floor because the front part of the house has a bare dirt floor ! brrr!

look up ! this is still the front wall, but above the barrel and above the shelf we can see electrical wiring going from the switch (out of frame to the left) to the lightbulb (out of frame behind and above us). At the point of the roof there is a vent for the smoke to escape. And a set of OARS!!!! does okudera have a little boat that he uses in the summer ??? he must. that’s exciting news.

if we turn around to face the back of the house, and look slightly up, what a view we get! theres a little glass window at the top back,and in the middle we get a) the hanging lightbulb, and b) this huge wooden apparatus hanging right in the middle. it’s over the fire - my mom proposed that it’s maybe for smoking meat ? I wonder why he isnt using it though. it’s attached to the ceiling with ropes, and looks like it can be descended at will. If it’s for storage, why isnt he keeping anything up there? its a good spot for a boat, though I don’t know how strong those ropes are.... PS it looks like there might be an upper loft area, behind the horizontal beam and by the window, but there isnt one unfortunately.

now were standing int the front door and looking down a bit. mr okudera stores firewood under the floor, it looks like.

heres the guy himself and a generic view on the mats and cushions. the cushions are red with a paler red pattern, and look like they’ve seen better days, as do the mats. (re: mats & sleeping, the thick quilt thing saejima has when he first wakes up is nowhere visible here. kept in the closet during the day? also, it’s a bulky item. does okduera really have more than two? somebodys gonna have to go cold or pair up...)

can someone please explain whats going on with the fireplace. it looks like a cast iron bowl on a stand, with flat wood in it. how is that? are there coals in the bowl or something? note that he isnt cooking now.

Thanks for visiting Okudera’s House With Me ! please let me know anything you noticed or share any thoughts. have a good day.

#okudera #sato kiyoshi #yakuza #yakuza 5 #meta #ryu ga gotoku #majimeta #memecomradeoriginal #this took SOOOOO long

[kdramachitchat]

The Devil Judge - The Finale

A dystopian law drama w/a good concept that ended up underwhelming due to terrible writing. The star studded cast made up that fault with the likes of Ji Sung and Park Jinyoung.

Min and Jung has a previous conversation about the live show court trial. They team up so that they could stop this madness with the Supreme Court and with the SRF Foundation. Jung request that Min should keep an eye on someone and that someone is Ga-On. He requested Ga-On during their early meetings to be the Judas for Yo-Han. Min hated Yo-Han for ruining the country so he wanted to attack him by revealing his family affairs. He wants to drag Yo-Han down. He affirmed it when he was at the hospital and Jung visited. But Min didnt know how crazy Jung was and killed Soohyun. He said that Soohyun is like a daughter to him. Min said didnt he want to stop Yohan at all cost, that includes Soohyun too. Jung said that there's no going back now and they're close to ending the chaos, and questions if he wants to be remembered.

Min needed to become a monster to stop Yohan. Gaon then calls him a dirty hypocript and Min calls the security. Gaon is in pain that he just let Soohyun die just like that. Gaon was taken away by the security. Gaon tells Jinjoo that the foundation has set this all up and she wants to help.

The SRF team congratulates Jung for having Min to their side and Heo is in silence waiting for her instructions. He's literally her dog. They then talk about Yohan's mental mind now that he's in prison, he's out of his game. If he disappears quietly, they assume that everyone would be happy. Jung thinks otherwise, if he continues to say things she threatens him to step down. The SRF team continues to praise Jung. Jung discussses with her righthand woman on how Heo changed his personality completely and finds it fishy. She probably underestimated him and there's something else. She then request to check the status of the moving of the residence to the Dream Village.

Chief Ward meets Yohan to have discussiona t the office. Yohan disrespects the Chief  but the Chief warns him that this is not a live court show and that he's in prison.

Lawyer Ko talks to Gaon and how much of an idiot he is. He doesnt know if he can continue to trust Gaon with what he's done. Gaon is asking for help. Gaon wants to go expose the Dream Village and plans to go alone. Lawyer Ko warns him that there's tone of security but he can go to the Medical Center, but no way he can exit out. Gaon says just let him in. Also warns him that the media is on their eggshells and it's not anymore a free media. Gaon though has come up for something and request to get him 1 thing.

Gaon explains to Elijah in a letter that she didnt do anything wrong and promises that Yohan will return and that it wouldnt take long. He tells her to eat well to not get sick so that Yohan wouldnt worry. She then cries and eats her food to recover.

At the prison, Yohan and Juk breaks out a fight at the courtyard.

Gaon then enters through the Dream village by using the food truck inside a box. He then observes the restricted area and records using a small video device. He sees alot of people lying down sick surrounded by nurses and guards. He goes through the wards and surprisingly sees Ms. Han, the woman who sided with Yohan during the live courtshow. All of a sudden the President arrives at the facility. Theyre testing a new vaccine and the number of people that survived is 182. President requests about the behind payments of all the countries. Clinical trials are in high demand. President tells them when a person dies through the trials they collect all the well organs and export them as byproducts. Nothing goes to waste. Gaon silently watches them laugh maniaclly in disgust. The SRF and Heo talks about Jung behind her back, they plan to outs her. Gaon plans to escape with Han but was got caught with a nurse but saves himself that he's checking her vitals. The nurse recognizes him and actually helps him. She has been waiting for some help and said that their phones have been taken away. Also said that there's some sane people in the center too. She promises to help.

Breaking news that Yohan has been arrested for instigating murder is dead. He was stabbed by a assailant. Both co-judges are left in shock. Same goes to Jung. She's in shock but calms herself that it was done because of her. Jung will be President and Min would now be Chief Justice. He did a press conference instead of a inauguration. Oh was able to catch up with Min and tells him that Jung wants to meet him at her office, this is a set up. Gaon tells her to leave the building and requests her to go. SRF team celebrates at the live court set with Jung at the top of the judges seats. Gaon then captures Min and ties him up at the office with a bomb around his body. Since when did Gaon become so violent. Its a plant and the media will receive news about exposing the Dream Village with his name on it. Yohan suddenly appears and saves Gaon on time. The death news was fake and that Yohan had to dig out to save him. He reminded me of Batman at some point here. Yohan was able to get out by threatening the Chief with his corruption and crimes for the last 30 years. Mentions the Chief that the money is not with him anymore. Yohan tells him to save himself is by doing his specialty for swapping prisoners. Just give him 24 hours. Lawyer Ko enters and tells him that he couldnt tell Gaon everything. Yohan tells him that he was able to return the Chief a favor but not in the form of cash but through charity.

While the SRF is celebrating the lights and the screen suddenly went on with Yohan on the screen. Jung realizes that he is alive and so does the rest of the team. Its revealed as a solemn trial. Yohan starts a live trial and its the final trial with the entire SRF team being exposed with the Dream Home Medical Center. Looks like Jung doesnt know anything about it and asks the team about it. Even the conversation Heo had with the team regarding the citizens. They also show that Jung has killed innocent people in the way to fulfill her ambitions and to attack him. Min is attacked too as a betrayer.  Min is let go by Gaon but tells him that his name is tarnished forever and he will live awfully for the rest of his life. That's a better punishment and more realistically given too. 

There was a proper punishment given and Yohan announced that there's a bomb then leaves to go to the trial set. Yohan reveals that Gaon was the one who helped exposed and will testify to tell the whole truth. The bomb is planned and Yohan will sacrifice himself along with the foundation. Yohan asks them if the moment reminds them of the fire incident. All of them trying to escape. Only the fastest person survives. Jung calmly comes up from her seat with a gun on her hand. Heo complains that he is the President and Jung shots him due to annoyance. She also tries and aims the gun at Yohan. Yohan tells her that its the both of them till the end. Tells her to come with him till death. That's the only way she'll be with him, which is quite tragic. Jung says her final goodbye to Yohan and shockingly shots herself to death, like how Ms. Cha did. Gaon then appears at the end, tells Yohan to stop and think of Elijah. Gaon in the end will be the hero and Yohan pushes him out. Will Yohan survive the bomb explosion? He needs to be alive or Gaon will end up with nothing. Well he still has Judge Oh and Elijah at least. Gaon wents back to the mansion and ses the blueprint of the bomb explosion, there has to be a escape route for Yohan. Yohan tells him that Gaon must do something for him. Housekeeper tells Gaon that Yohan stopped by and tells her she's fired and asks for Elijah. Yohan tells Elijah that they're going to move out to somewhere safe and its a rehabilitation center in Switzerland. Gaon then finds out that Yohan is actually alive.

Gaon was set in a trial with the comittee. Gaon inwardly thinks that nothing has changed at all and is confused on what to do now that the country doesn't need Yohan. Yohan secretly bids goodbye to Gaon and he then quickly realizes it. Captures him on time from afar. The 2 men bid each other goodbye which then ends the drama.

Thoughts: If you like stories like Batman or The Hunger Games this would be the drama for you. The writer seem to took inspiration from both works. I think Yohan is like Batman/Katniss while Gaon is like Peeta. Oddly reminds me of the finale alot with the similarities of the characters. Or sometimes Gaon acts like Katniss/Peeta both. Just remove the whole romance aspect of The Hunger Games. There's quite a few angst moments of Yohan and Gaon. Gaon all of a sudden cares for Yohan. The writer tries to include those similiarities with the 2 characters. Yohan wants nothing more than revenge. Then the rest of the SRF are like the trial players or could be the government too. They try to copy the brutality of the hunger games the games itself with the fire incident and the finale of the drama. All trying to save themselves from death.

Messed up the ending. What I wanted most from this drama was for people to rise up to protect their country, because its the job of people to protect their country not the job of one or two people like Yohan and Ga On. Also they didn't even show the aftermath of the last trial. What happened to that dream house project and what was the people's reaction about the live trial? Assuming the whole time it was filmed. What did they think of Yohan after that? Alot of afterthought was left out.

Rating: Story: 3 (Great until episode 12 onwards) Production: 2 (Locations and the offices were ok but not meant for the dystopian feel they were trying to sell. Could've been more modern looking set) OST: 1 (BGM is spot on and fills the scenes well, dont like the rock portion of the OST) Acting: 4 (Mainly because of Ji Sung) Character Development: .5 (Main cast are 1 sided and no room or little improvement) Overall Enjoyment: 1 (The drama's tone is consistent throughout despite the bad writing) Total Rating: 2.5/6

#2021 #The Devil Judge

[disaster-fruit]

could you tell us more about the brarg family au with the 3 babies and trans luci?

I definitely can! This au has been living rent free in my head since i started that drawing and I was actually sketching more stuff for the AU right before I got this ask so- I definitely can ramble more about it

This was supposed to be just a collection of a few hcs and now it’s a multi-pages word document the size of a fanfic so – Im really sorry.

I didn’t think a lot about their backstories tbh, though I have it in my mind that Luciano transition in his late teens and that he and martin either met after that or knew each other before luciano came out, lost all contact, and then met again after (and you can blame oxiosas fic for that yeah im not even subtle)

But I imagine them having some sort of meet cute and kinda progressing really fast in their relationship without realizing – yk, its just a fling, no big deal, yeah ive met his parents, yes I basically spend every weekend in his apartment, yeah I have a spare key now, ops I guess we’re adopting dogs and plants together- oh I think we’re married. Yeah. We’re married.

Ok but for real Luci does the proper proposal-with-a-ring-and-knelt-down-on-a-special-day thing and Martin is just bright red saying yes over and over again

It is Afonso (port) the first to be all WHERE ARE MY GRANDCHILDREN like… the night of their wedding.

They live in a house in a not too big city with two dogs, one cat, one parrot and all the birds that Luciano feeds and names that aren’t actually theirs. Still, they choose the house with two spare rooms because they always talked about having two kids.

In this AU they can buy a nice house and don’t have to worry about money and can raise kids like the world isn’t ending.

I think right after they got married they got in line for adoption. However, everything indicated that it would take a long long time so they started talking about the possibility of trying to have a biological kid. I think luci was the one to suggest it when he noticed martin had been thinking about it but not saying anything for a while.

Lots of boring doctor visits and confused doctors looking at luciano and trying to process it like the dumb cishets they are. Boring exams and all that, but everything is on track eventually, luci pauses his hrt and keeps his jockstrap on the drawer and they’re googling the best positions for fertility on those weird cishet sites and doing it like bunnies etc etc

Getting pregnant the natural way after years of testosterone is not the easiest thing in the world, so it takes a while. But eventually it works.

Both of them are kinda freaking out with this whole first pregnancy thing. Martin is the ultimate protective husband, and spends way too much time on the internet finding out what luciano can and can’t eat, what exercises he should do, and going to every single doctor visit. He’s very committed to it.

Luciano has to drink non-alcoholic beer and hates life. There’s a single teardrop shed every time he buys it. And drinks a lot of lemonade like it’s the same as caipirinha. Poor guy. Martin doesn’t help on that, life isn’t fair, he buys his own beer.

But he also has to drive absurd lengths to find the weirdest fruit or make the most hideous, blasphemous pizza toppings because Luciano is constantly craving absurd shit. But poor baby actually really NEEDS that chicken M&M pizza at 8am.

They’re super proud daddies though, and both their instagrams at this point are just baby belly pictures. Luci had top surgery on this au on my hc so also. Lots of shirtless pics. He looks like an old uncle with a beer belly and he’s PROUD. Just. Baby bellies all over.

Martin picks the entire baby layette. Because of course he does.

Their baby shower is a huge deal though. Their dads are there, Antonio brings an entire trunk filled with diapers and tells everyone how many tincho used to need when he was a baby, Afonso is cooking for everyone and talking about how he’s gonna be a grandfather (!!!). Iracema (pindorama) is scolding Luci about his bad habits while also quietly being a super proud grandma. Zola (angola) bought toys because she knows that’s what kids actually like, Samero (Mozão) keeps asking if they installed all the necessary security stuff in their house – we will, chill, we still have some months to go – Vera (Tomé) is teasing Simão (Timor) about him no longer being the family baby, Fatima (g.bissau) is another one who bought a huge amount of diapers, Rosinha (cabo verde) is taking pictures of everyone and everything, Sebas and Dani are discussing if the kid should speak Portuguese or Spanish, Maria brought a huge pink plushy as a gift, it’s quite a party.

Once they’re late in the pregnancy, Luciano mostly spends his time on Martin’s oversized t-shirts asking for foot rubs and not getting much sleep because the baby keeps moving. Martin on the other hand is a little nervous about being a dad, but absolutely loves feeling the little kicks and talking to the baby all the time, except when its 3am and he wants to sleep but Luci cant because of it so he just does his best to keep him company. He mostly ends up falling asleep on his chest though and doesn’t help much

I wrote all of this but I still don’t have a name for the girl lol Anyway, she’s finally born, and if martin was overprotective when Luciano was pregnant, he’s ten times more with his baby girl. Tbh theyre both kinda going crazy with this whole parenting thing, both are overprotective, tired, and have no idea what theyre doing.

Zola and Sebastian are the girl’s godparents. Sebastian isn’t very good with kids so when he takes care of his niece he either puts on a tv show and lets her eat whatever crap she wants, or relies on Daniel to do the actual taking care, since he is good with kids.

Luciano and Martin are very much neurotic first-timers and have all this schedule of what their girl can eat and when and when she has to sleep etc etc.

When Zola takes care of her, she just ignores it and does it her way. She helped raised Luci since he was a baby anyway, he survived just fine and even married and reproduced, she knows what to do better than both the dumbasses, and they never even find out.

Afonso on the other had follows everything when he’s with his granddaughter, determined to be a better grandfather than he was a father, and the baby loves him so he’s doing a good job.

They’re a very cute family yes yes

She grows up well and happy, a bit shy maybe but very smart and sweet, loves the dogs and her aunts and uncles and granddads (afonso more than antonio though)

By the way, Iracema is soft like butter with her granddaughter.

When she’s about four or five years old they start talking about having a second one, considering the age difference and all. So back to doctors, Luci stops the hrt again and they go back to trying, but again it’s not the easiest thing in the world to do it naturally after years of hrt.

But god listens to the prayers of such good catholic family, and right after they start thinking about a second child, they receive the news they will finally get to adopt a baby.

Luciano is the one to receive the news, he’s working at home when the social worker comes to tell him they can finally adopt. He’s extremely happy, he hugs the poor lady and is barely able to concentrate as she explains the paperwork that is left and the details of it because he can’t stop smiling.

He immediately texts martin saying something like “CALL ME RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK” and it’s in happy caps but martin understands it wrong and thinks someone is dying or dead but then his phone is what dies so he gets home as fast as he can thinking all the worst scenarios just to find luciano jumping on him with a smile for ear to ear. It’s such a shock he takes a while to react but when he does you have two idiots so happy they can’t function.

It’s another girl, she has big brown eyes like her sister and it’s a few months old.

They quickly reassemble the crib and paint the second room to get everything ready in time to take her home, and the next week or so it’s nothing but all the family visiting to meet their new baby.

Since they managed to adopt, they decided to stop trying to have another kid. Luciano goes back to the doctor do some routine exams so that he can go back to testosterone and the doctor just awkwardly explains that, well, that won’t be exactly possible. Not for the next eight months, at least.

He’s quite shocked at that, and takes him a while to tell martin. They just got a new baby and do they even have space to raise three kids? Eventually it just escapes from him and martin is shocked as well, but ultimately both of them are just worried about their place being too small, and once they relax about that they can’t shut up about having another baby on the way to anyone.

Still, it’s not easy to manage, martin is just as worried as he was with their eldest, except that this time he’s simultaneously worried about their new baby and about Luci’s pregnancy. Poor dude needs a break asap. So he’s trying to do most of the work of caring for a little baby to spare luciano from the stress, while also taking care of him as well as he did the other time.

Luci is more chill about being pregnant, he’s done this before, he’s fine. He’s even a little too chill about it, as shown in the art, he still wants to carry their kid on his shoulder and having a few sips of martin’s beer is no big deal and honestly he’s fine, he can help with the baby, and Tincho just needs to relax and it will all be fine.

Again, poor tincho needs a break.

Some things don’t change though. Them being super proud daddies who do nothing but take pictures of their kids and Luci’s belly every chance they get. And they’re really happy and excited to have their house full and this big family.

Just a good cute family AU where nothing bad ever happens thank you very much.  Yet it took me almost 2k words to say it. I have no self control and I’m very sorry. However, if anyone has their own hcs to add about this whole au, I will be more than happy to hear and talk about this AU even more than I’ve already done.

[bowtied-pasta]

I’m just gonna do it, I dont care if nobody wants it. 🤷

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

She has a lot of them, but her favorite is a stuffed raccoon she jokingly named Rubbish.

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

They dont really have a green thumb, but under instruction they can handle a plant or five. Dogs are perfect, they love her and she loves them, but most other animals dont get along with her. Children are not her forte, so she tends to avoid them at all costs.

Ask them to describe their love interest(s)

Tall, dangerous and handsome.

Do they look good in red?

She does look good in red, but tends to wear yellows, pinks and blues.

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

She doesnt really give speeches, more so if she talks for long periods of time she typically just rambles until she feels the point has been made. She can write up whatever she needs to say and can speak from the paper, but otherwise her track will tend to get a bit wild.

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

She will take advice from close friends and her significant others, but she will not take advice from her parents.

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Bad baby bitch.

Independant smol bean.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

She isnt against them, but unless she’s in the mood for heavy thinking, then she would rather just have an easy time and relax. The distraction of it is good for her sometimes.

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

Sometimes. It depends on if the item is something that reminds her of anything or strikes a chord with her.

What age do they most want to be right now?

She is perfectly fine with being 21 and will gladly stay that way for as long as the world says she has to. Growing is hard. 😩

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

She would save. Maybe pay off bills, her car, possibly indulge just a bit. Donate a good chunk if she found a good charity.

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

She isnt a huge fan, mostly because fiction romance is exactly that. Fiction. Its never a very good depiction of what a real relationship would look like, so she doesnt enjoy divulging her brain in lofty expectations.

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Independance

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

She agrees with the term, and she does have a few. A special ice cream that she shouldnt technically eat because shes lactose intollerant. Another is making a big pile of blankets and pillows on top of her matress and making a nest of fluff.

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

Dating. She’s been on a few here and there, the whole thing is a real waste for her because of her intent ability.

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

She dresses for comfort, so brand doesnt really matter to her.... now when she discovers she’s a descendant of Trender and meets him on the other hand...

Do they like children?

No, she cant stand them. She doesnt want them and refuses to watch them for anyone.

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Oh, shes shy. But if any of her boys can get her going, she kinda just lets them take the wheel. So it depends on which one it is.

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

Not really, shes a good test taker and interview pressure doesnt make her crack. She’s not the best at thinking on the fly, but she has an easy going overall personality, so interviews are cake.

What do they like that nobody else does?

Cryptid c- Ahaha..... uh.... fish. At least, shes the only one in her family that enjoys it.

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Common sense things. If its something you wouldnt want to stay with a partner over, then its not something she would stay for either. Cheating, lying, abuse, repetitive boundary crossing, etc etc.

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

They adore pet names, as long as theyre kinda cute. Shes not a huge fan of the gross and jokey ones. Nicknames she has recieved are bumblebee, starling, and clover among other more common nicknames. She calls her s/o’s cute little things like dots, snowdrop, and romeo along with other common nicknames.

#true #my oc

[ryuijsakamoto]

I just would like to take a moment to talk about my fave headcanons i have for all the characters

Akira:

he is the most OVER DRAMATIC bitch on this earth

he definitely did theatre at some point in his life

after his arrest he sometimes gets really nervous and has trouble conveying his words. he stumbles over them and cant convey his point well

ann and haru like to braid his hair sometimes

when he was younger he faked not being able to see so he could get glasses, it didnt work tho

so hence now he wears fashion glasses

he had braces in middle school

there is One(1) picture of middle school akira. One

he 1000000000% believes in ghosts and has since he was a child

aliens though? not real.

takes lots of selfies when he moves back and sends them to his friends often

biggest flirt but if u flirt back with him he. Dies cannot talk his face is fully red and hes hiding behind his hands

takes every opportunity to visit his friends 

claims hes not a sap but futuba swears she saw him crying over a handwritten thank you card from ‘’that one arcade kid names the kind or smth’’

Ryuji:

when he was a kid he has a fluffy mess of hair similar to akiras and it was the cutest thing ever

he needs reading glasses but no one knows because hes embarrassed by them

he likes to doodle on papers, hes not an artist but he likes to make dorky quick drawings in the corner of his paper

he has trouble focuing sometimes and likes to tap his foot silently or draw lines on paper to help him focus

calls yusuke and akira pretty boy by habit, it started as teasing but then it just became a Habit

he keeps every gift his friends give him and therye very dear to him

he has akira help him dye his hair

when one of his friends is gone / in danger he doesnt dye his hair again until he knows theyre safe

his mom sewed his purple jacket for him herself

he likes to cook and bake

he hold his bros..bro come cuddle me...he very affectionate with his friends and casually touches like hugs, hands over shoulders, etc.

sings to himself when hes alone

Ann:

she has a pretty popular instagram account

she has really bad handwriting

like ryuji, very affectionate 

she loves beanies and wears them especially in the snow

likes to make pointless arguments with ryuji sometimes, stuff like is water wet?

likes to curl her hair over breaks, thinks it looks cute

she loves to watch sappy romance and drama shows / movies

she stress eats

hates when people attack her friends on her instagram 

she has pet fish 

she picked up gardening from haru, its only a small plants and she forgets to water it sometimes but shes trying her best

Yusuke:

he is secretly a sucker for cutely decorated sweets

he had a small anime phase, not that he told madarame, but he has a box full of his old anime drawings and he will Never show them to anyone

he, like ryuji, sometimes drawes in the corners of his papers

unlike ryuji his are more detailed n not as dorky, its usually a detailed flower pattern or something of the sorts

he straightens and dyes his hair

his room? full of art pieces and posters u cannot see his original walls

he always has his phone on dnd and forgets to check it for days sometimes

he has 5 pairs of the same shirt, each one for a different occasions (they all look the same though...we dont ask why)

when he gets too worried over his art and stuff usually his friends will drag him out of his room and make him go eat with them

his friends pictures in his phones are hand-drawn little sketches he did

when hes concentrating really hard he puts his bangs into a ponytail so they dont fall in his face

so clumsy. he trips over everything

Makoto:

got through school before highschool without having to study

is not good with change

loves cute plushies and clothes

is Tired please give her a break

when Sae notices shes overexerting herself she makes sure to leave some of makotos favorite food and a small note for makoto on her bed

she just loves her sister very much

actually really likes spicy foods

u mention around her youre having trouble in school? not getting enough rest? forgot your lunch? Mom Mode Makoto activated

when shes alone she can curse up a storm

likes to play poker

is really good at talking to people and keeping up frienships

after highschool she is always busy u wanna hangout? she has 2 available days for the next 5 months

Futuba:

she has braces. she despises them

a very picky eater

sometimes she falls back into her old habits of hiding and isolating herself, when that happens shes learned to text someone and they sit outside her door and talk to her untill shes feeling better

cries easily, especially over characters and shows

has a phantom thieves fan account

when morgana and akira move away she gets a cat plushy because she misses her friends

shows everyone so many fun online things, discord? they have s discord gc because of her

akira has to remind her to drink water and fix her posture too much

wants to cosplay

shes really nervous for her first day of school but joker texts her all throughout the day even if he got in trouble for it

surprisingly a morning person

Haru:

she Runs on caffeine

likes to spoil her friends, yusuke spent all his money again? heres enough to get home and also buy a 3 course meal 

works at a plant shop even though she doesnt really need to because she loves being around plants

plays piano and cello

touch starved pls hug her PLEASE

likes to fish

cutest laugh please protect her

also dabbled in acting, though hers was more classical stuff like shakespear

she loves golf and swimming

knows how to fight and will do so if needed

she bullet journals

Akechi (in general + if he got to stay with the pt):

actually doesnt have a strong opinion on pancakes, just was really feeling like eating pancakes that day when he overheard morgana

he loves the praise he gets but the spotlight is exhausting

shido told him long hair didnt look good on him once so now he refuses to cut it out of spite

loves to watch gordan ramsey, thinks its hilarious

Bottles up his emotions like crazy

actually really caring towards his friends, always checking up on them and making sure theyre taking care of themselves

loves shit talking his dad, esp with ryuji haru and yusuke who join him and shit talk their own father figures

he wears colored contacts

writes poetry, no one knows this though

cannot back down from a bet, tell him that he wont eat that spoonful of wasabi? hes choking it down with tears but at least he proved you wrong

kinda very incredibly petty

a big fan of mythology, he looked into it after getting his loki persona

loves movie dates with the phantom theives

#akechi goro #goro akechi #yusuke kitagawa #kitagawa yusuke #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #akira kurusu #kurusu akira #ren amamiya #amamiya ren #joker #joker p5 #p5 joker #ann takamaki #takamaki ann #futuba sakura #sakura futuba #makoto niijima #niijima makoto #haru okumura #okumura haru #p5 #persona 5 #p5 headcanons #persona 5 headcanons #headcanons #p5 hc #persona 5 hc #hc #my writing

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Black Clover OC dump...

Rosemary Etana (Ro, Ros, Rosie):

19 years old, July 30

she/her

Lava Magic

Gold eyes and pink hair

Has 4 older (half) siblings. Their dad died a few years before she was born. All of them are named after plants and have plant magic, since both of their parents did. (Valerian (35), Dahlia (31), Basil (28), Azalea (25), Rosemary (19))

She has a bunch of nieces and nephews, and is good with kids.

Ro’s dad is a noble, who genuinely fell in love with her mother. They were  planning to get married and he was going to adopt her kids, but his parents found out and got pissed. They gave Ro’s mom hush money and basically told her to fuck off. 

Her grandparents are very corrupt people, and they still send Ro and her mom money every so often to keep quiet. They also make her meet with one of their servants every so often to make sure she hasn’t told anyone about her father.

She Can and Does scam her grandparents out of more money when she visits them. She doesn’t even want it for herself, she just wants to get back at them for making her mother suffer. When she does, she usually goes and visits her nieces and nephews and brings them sweets and toys, and her siblings know exactly where she just went.

She’s never met her father. She’d be pretty convinced he’s dead, but she’s seen him from afar a few times. 

She wears flowers around a lot. When she was younger, she would often accidentally set the flowers on fire and then cry. It made her start hating her magic for a while, and she’s only recently starting to get more confident, thanks to the bulls.

dating finral. there it is.

very fired up personality, quick to emotions, no matter what emotion it is.

will cry or punch for u

loves a lot, and very strong. if she loves u she LOVES you. (platonically too)

She’s very loyal, but only to her people. One of her biggest flaws is her indifference, and sometimes even maliciousness towards those that she isn’t close to. 

Will not forgive bitches that hurt her people. Langris and Solid watch ur backs.

keeps the fact that she’s a magic knight from her family. They worry about her a lot due to her grandparents’ threats in the past.

Elidae (Eli):

i havent put a lot of thought into her but i love her

Venom magic? i guess

she’s a fuckin gemini. June 1st. around 20.

she’s 4′11″ (about 150 cm?) so everyone makes fun of her. then she bites them and now who’s laughing? Eli. (and also Yami but he’s also like make sure u give them the antitoxin before they die)

all the bulls have at least a light tolerance for her poison now. 

She doesnt bite for fighting tho. thatd be weird. (can u imagine ur jjust some rando from the diamond kingdom, trying to get a dungeon, and heres this 2 ft tall monster trying to bite u? wild)

she probably uses weapons covered with her venom. also she can affect how yikes the venom is.

She can make her venom Very deadly, but is terrified of killing someone. its really her biggest fear, so she keeps the venom very weak

She’s dumb. a little feral

Azalea Etana:

24, Setember 13

Rosemary’s older sister

she isnt a magic knight. does some herb heal things in the capital (helped Eli make her antitoxin)

dorothy’s gf

Kirsch Does Not Like her. She thinks theyre friends

the only one of Rose’s siblings who knows she’s a magic knight

short nails

fat ass

a little stupid, but so incredibly sweet

(edited 10-19-20)

#black clover #black clover oc #me abt ro: yea heres her whole complicated and fleshed out backstory that ties into her current personality #ma abt eli: she bites people idk what to tell you #oc x canon #my art #ohhhh i am so self conscious about posting this #nini ocs #oc azalea #oc rosemary #oc elidae

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Memes! Part t h r e e

@awkward-snake-girl / @blind-mutant

Red: Does violence have to be the last resort. Can't it be like third

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Samuel: You call it a "heinous violation of legal and ethical rules" I call it "creative problem-solving"

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Rhys: You call yourself evil but you can't even stand up without getting dizzy

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Rhys, talking about Sal: Stop messaging my bf bud

Mahogany: our boyfriend

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Mattie: Do you have a self care routine?

Pascal: "Keep going bitch!" Said to myself in different accents

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Morde, with Abby balls deep in him: Demons are usually depicated as red to indicate that they are heavily seasoned with paprika and chili pepper, like a chorizo

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Finn: If I am sensitive. Why I gotta stop being sensitive? Why can't you just be a little nicer?

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Pascal: Feeling cute today. Might commit acts of hubris.

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Mattie: Why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. How about you do that. Bitch.

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Rick: Well I don't want to be silly anymore. I want to engage in hoaxes and schemes now

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Pascal: Any other unsettling promotions you'd like to share with the class?

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Red: Could you be any more annoying

Rhys: Easily

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Sal: Sorry for saying that you're "such an idiot" I'm actually "in love with you"

*******

Iris: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby

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Ava: Witches in old fairy tales had the idea. Living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage theyre like "maybe I'll give you a magical token to help you out. Maybe I'll fuck up your entire life. Depends."

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Dae: I am not going to unleash my bitterness on you because I am trying to become a better person. Have a nice day

Rhys: what were you originally going to say bitch omg

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Lace: Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

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Finn: You should have never doxxed the rabbit community

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Sal: I'm glad we only live once cuz I cannot do this shit again

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Pascal: HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A dog

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Rhys: As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts and then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow/er in the village

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Edith: Some of you are simply not cut out to be the resident mean gay person. And that's okay, because I am. And I will be mean. And gay

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Samuel: God complex this, victim complex that...I have an underground complex, it's where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

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Skaar, living by the sword: Haha! Fuck yeah! Yes!

Skaar, dying by the sword: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

******

Mahogany: I don't think my boyfriend, the 12 foot Halloween skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this

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Mattie: check in on your nemesis! Make sure they're doing poorly in these times!

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Hulk: The hardest I've ever laughed was when I saw my dad cry. It was my moment of realization that I'm better than him.

*******

Ava: Knifehack

Ava: Just stab the problem

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Sal: What is wrong with you

Rhys: I will try to be brief (1/456)

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Mimi: One of the only downsides of actions is consequences. But it's a big downside.

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Samuel: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent.

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Jen: After a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as "a lot. Just like a lot to deal with."

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Lace: Necomancer that doesn't know they're a necromancer and thinks they're just a really good emt

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Pascal: Y'all ever want a pretty girl to just...boss you around a little bit

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Rhys: sorry I'm bisexual and easily distracted

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Mordecai: Whenever I say "we" I am referring to both myself and the mental illness

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Mattie: Date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Rick: Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

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Pascal: wlw what is your wisdom

Mimi: World hard and cold...tiddy warm and soft

Edith: girl hot

Mattie: Watch Naurto

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Sal: No I'm not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

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Mattie: You can be positive and break a bottle over someone's head though. Multiplicity of identity

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Edith: I wish men would stop having opinions about women. Honest to gog shut the hell up

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Wulf: tell your girl she's hot or I will

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Mattie @ Samson: I'm gonna be honest I hate you and so do my friends

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Rhys: I am dying to see you topless

Dae: Then die

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Sal: Money isn't real so don't worry about paying for stuff. Just take things for free. Nobody can stop you

#awkward-snake-girl #blind-mutant #memes #the living stardust (sal) #the leather bound angel (ava) #he has a heart made of cotton (finn) #ocean powerhouse (mimi) #he speaks of holy fates (pascal) #she was a rose with soft thorns (edith) #diamond of the rough (dae) #riding the wild winds (wulf) #dusk filled head (mordecai) #the monster of forgotten midnights (mahogany) #last one!

[wherearemyglassesbro]

The DNR au executions in order ✨ Dont read if it’ll make you uncomfortable :)

Murder #1: Alfred Jones is the first to kill. He’s overcome with the feeling of helplessness and can’t mentally handle being there. When Kumakuma gave everyone their first disguised motive, Alfred was pushed over the edge. His ‘motivation tape’ was a video of his parents’ farmhouse burning. It still isn’t clear if it was faked or real but that video hit Alfred like a ton of bricks. He kept up his cheery facade and decided to wait to make his move despite being desperate. He watched his classmates closely, just waiting to see weakness in them. He wouldnt go after a girl or someone bigger than him...He finally decided on Kiku. He was soft spoken and kept to himself so....He’d be easy to get to!! Around 3am, Alfred snuck out of his room and down the hall, knocking on Kiku’s door “Hey buddy uh....Look man I’m having trouble sleeping and I wanted to walk around a bit. Would you come with me? I don’t think it’s safe to walk around alone and I trust you”. Kiku is flattered and he agrees to walk around with Al. Little does he know, Alfred’s got a kitchen knife tucked into his jacket. They walk and walk, Alfreds getting fidgety. Kiku’s confused by his behavior but he understands that this place can make you feel jittery. They arrive at the second floor gate “Ok Alfred-san I think we should head back from here. I’m pretty tired, arent you-?” Alfred throws him against the gate, knocking the wind out of him which gives Al enough time to retrieve his knife and bury it into Kiku’s chest “I-I’m so sorry....I’m so fucking sorry...I don’t want this...I didn’t want to have to do this...But I need to get out of here....” he arranged Kiku’s body to make it look like he stabbed himself and runs away. Halfway back to his room he realizes that his shoes are bloody!! Shit!! So he takes them off to run the rest of the way back in his socks. He washes off his shoes and wears that same pair the next morning when everyone meets up for breakfast. Everyone realized that Kiku was gone way faste than Al expected and they split up into two groups to go find him......”Ding dong dong ding”....”A body has been discovered!!” And it begins.

Execution #1: Cannonball. Alfred Jones has been found guilty! Time for his punishment! His punishment for killing The Ultimate Gamer, Kiku Honda, is one final stunt! One exclusive show for his classmates! He’s the first to go so everybody buckle up! Alfred is stuffed into a Monokuma cannon! Wowie! The cannon is aimed at a huge target allllll the way across the room. The target is about a football field away. The canon starts to rumble...it gets louder and louder...Everyones freaking out!! And then, the floor opens! And Alfred is shot into a murky pool full of piranhas! Canonball!! His classmates are forced to stand and watch until there’s nothing left of their friend.

Murder #2: Tension rises after Alfred’s trial and execution because that was everyone’s brutal wake up call. This is very real. This is a game theyre forced to play. Kumakuma provides another motive only hours after the trial, calling everyone to the gym to present a stack of money! 20 million dollars to be exact! This is supposed to bribe the greedy ones into killing. Luciana Vargas begins to get cocky. She and Natalya start fighting. And I mean fighting. They scream, throw shit, all that! The others have to intervene most of the time too. It’s getting out of hand. And Nat can’t take it anymore!! Luciana likes to do her laundry at night so Natalya sneaks up on her...very quiet...She’s not wearing shoes, not even breathing as she approaches. And it’s all to easy. She snatched up a scarf and threw it around Luciana’s neck, brutally strangling her and whispering in her ear as she took her final breaths “You bitch...you slimy, nasty, fucking whore...I hate you...I hate you I hate you! I feel no remorse...You snake...You evil, cocky bitch...” The last thing Luciana sees is Natalya’s smiling face. Once she’s dead, Nat stuffs Luciana’s corpse into the washing machine and leaves. It takes three days for her to be discovered....Ding dong dong sing....and when she is, she’s discovered by Michelle of all people. Michelle faints and hits her head super hard on the ground, which makes this an even bigger ordeal. Everyone suspects Nat from the start since the two were fighting so much and the evidence all leads to her anyway. Luciana managed to rip out a few of Nat’s hairs so those were found at the scene....

Execution #2: Eye Of The Beholder. Natalya Braginskya has been found guilty! Time for her punishment! Her punishment for killing The Ultimate Designer, Luciana Vargas, is to face off against 10,000 bees! Natalya is placed in a giant glass bubble which is teetering on a ledge shaped like a hand. Bees are quickly pumped into the sphere! As Natalya struggles while shes being brutally stung, she makes the glass ball shift too much! And in doing so, she and the bees fall to their deaths, the glass ball crashing into the floor 4 stories below! She was beautiful! And her death made sure she would no longer be. Or...no longer...’bee’

Murder #3: it’s almost three weeks after Nat’s trial and none of the motives are working. Kumakuma has presented six motives and everyone has decided to stick to their friedship. That just won’t do. Kumakuma then decides to dig deep into everyone’s pasts, finding their darkest secrets. He slips a folder under everyone’s door...The secrets cause Francis to snap. He can’t take this anymore. Kumakuma is going to release his darkest secrets to the media in 48 hours if someone doesn’t kill. Oh god oh god oh no...Francis’s folder if full of secrets. He slept with a director, gave another actor food poisoning to take his role, drove over a coworker’s leg with a gold cart so they couldn’t perform, all sorts of awful things that he did to secure his career. Things that his poor mother didn’t know. That his sister didn’t know. No one was supposed to know any of this but...him. He couldn’t allow this to get out! This would wreck his family!!! He calmed himself down enough to draft a plan. He wrote out his entire murder plan from start to finish. It was foolproof. (Spoiler alert, it wasn’t). He caught Arthur in the hall as everyone was heading off to their rooms after dinner and guided him away where no one would see, sneaking him into the bath house. It was all coming together...This was going to work...Francis is the ultimate actor of course! He’s been working on Arthur from day one, flirting with him and being nice. He had a feeling that Arthur’s loyalty would come in handy!! Now it was time to put him to use. He and Art stripped and got in the hot tub, Fran made conversation and then offered to wash Art’s hair. Of course Art complied....Then Francis did what he had to do. He shoved Art’s head underwater and held him there. Art put up a good fight, he screamed and fought hard but in the end, Fran was just stronger and heavier so when he finally managed to sit on his head, it was all over for him. Francis didn’t bother arranging the body, he dried himself off and left the scene. He was very stealthy about his exit and he took the long way back to his room just to be sure. His downfall? He smelled like the soap from the bathhouse. That soap is only in the bathhouse. That was the one detail that got him. And when that detail was discovered, his cool facade started breaking, he’d never been so nervous before and even as the ultimate actor, he couldn’t mask his guilt forever.

Execution #3: The Stage Of Kings. Francis Bonnefoy has been found guilty! Time for his punishment! His punishment for killing The Ultimate Mathlete, Arthur Kirkland, is to put on one final performance! Francis is strapped into a chair in the middle of an ornate stage. He’s dressed as a king with the whole garb and crown. Above him are three chandeliers, one falls and hits the stage on either side of him, scaring the crap outta him and the final one lowers down....lowers down...until it’s right over his chair. And then BOOM!!! In one horrific movement, the chandelier falls on top of him and explodes!! BA BAM!! To signify the end of the performance, black and red rose petals fall from the ceiling and into the viewing area where the other students are and applause plays from the speakers.

Murder #4: Another motive has been presented. This motive is success. ‘If you kill someone and graduate, you’ll be guaranteed even more success than before. Your name will be everywhere, you’ll get many interviews and all kinds of publicity! Media coverage beyond your wildest dreams!!’. This sparked something in Berwald. Berwald has always been the rock of the group. He’s emotionally detached, intelligent and strong. He did very little in the actual trials but if he thought someone was wrong he’d say so. Berwald thought that he’d never be a suspect if he ever did commit something...All he had to do was disguise the crime scene. Plant hair. Contaminate evidence. Move things around. Anything he could to frame someone else! He had a plan. He would kill Matthias, the stupid dancer who he couldn’t stand to be around. Then he’d frame Carmen. He found a pair of the shoes she wore and took them from the supply room, keeping them for himself. It took awhile to get all of the supplies he needed. Tarps, tools from the art room, a bag of blood from the nurses office. Everything was coming together!!! This was going to work!! He could almost taste his freedom! He got too cocky. Berwald followed Matthias, who was blissfully unaware of what was happening, as he wandered around the school. He followed Matthias up to the 3rd floor and cornered him in the red room!!! But Matthias was too fast!! As Berwald went to hit him over the head, Matthias grabbed a Kumakuma bottle and smashed it over his head!! Berwald now had blood running down his face into his eyes! Matthias took this as an opportunity to snatch up another bottle, breaking that one on his head too! BAM!! After a THIRD hit to the head, Berwald fell to the ground and died. Matthias was horrified with what he had done...now he was standing in a puddle of blood, covered in Berwald’s blood...Even though this was technically self defense, he still killed him!! Oh no!!! He rifled though Berwald’s bag and managed to piece together the origional plan! He made bloody footprints with the girls shoes and dumped his own shoes (and the rest of Berwald’s bag’s contents) in hallway garbage can. Jittery and in shock, he made his way back to his room to shower. His biggest mistake was leaving a partial bloody handprint on his own doorknob.

Execution #4: ‘Dance Dance Execution!’. Matthias Kohler has been found guilty! It’s time for his punishment! His punishment for killing Berwald Ox, The Ultimate CEO, is to dance for his life! A ‘dance dance revolution’ machine is set up for everyone to see. Matthias is set up on the machine and must dance at the highest level in order to stay alive. He gets three chances, each misstep makes the machine go faster, demanding that Matthias dances faster. When he messes up the first time, buzzer rings out and strobe lights turn on. Now the his vision is obscured as he dances. The second time he messes up, he’ll hear a buzzer again and the sound of a roaring crowd is pumped into the room, making it harder for him to hear the song the machine is playing. The third time he messes up, the room goes silent, the machine stops and the lights come on all the way to reveal a giant, heavy, metal box dangling from the ceiling. The box then falls, crushing him and the ‘dance dance’ machine too.

“Murder” #5: The students have all been desperate to figure out the mystery of the school. They’ve gone to the bathhouse and student bathrooms countless times to formulate plans to sneak around. They’ve distracted Kumakuma, stolen things from different rooms, found a headmasters key tucked away in the library. They’ve been able to uncover the mystery of why there are 16 trial stands. There are 16 students. What the fuuuck???? They get ahold of Gilbert’s student file and within a day, a body is found. Ding dong dong ding!....Huh??? Everyone rushes to where they hear screams! Up on the 4th floor, slumped against the music room door is Gilbert Beilschmidt!!! The student they just discovered in the files!! His face is mutilated and a chunk of skin on his shoulder is missing. His file indicates that he has a tattoo there to commemorate his first gold medal. Everyone is now rightfully freaking out, everyone suspects eachother!! They go into the trial practically blind.

Execution....#5...?: The trial for Gilbert Beilschmidt’s murder is the most chaotic one yet. No evidence is making sense...But...One little detail. Michelle had gone to the bathroom alone that morning while everyone else was at breakfast at 7:15. And Gilbert’s death was around 7:30 so....She had plenty of time to go kil him and come back before breakfast was over at 9! After that fact came to light, everyone agreed that Michelle was the killer and...she was sentanced! Huh??? Michelle didn’t kill anyone!!! She just barely saved herself by posing the question: ‘Couldnt Gilbert have even killed by the mastermind? Not one of us?’. Everyone then quickly turned on Kumakuma, asking who controlled him. After an hour in the trial room, arguing and yelling, The real Gilbert showed himself in his true, mastermind glory! He admits to being part of the Ultimate Despair. The dead ‘Gilbert’ was just another corpse. A decoy. But the students figured him out. The trial continued long into the night as the students worked through the mysteries of the school, the tragedy, whats outside, all of it. Gilbert laughed and went along with it, encouraging despair to take over the students. “If you convict Michelle, I’ll allow you all to continue living here in peace! But if you convince me~ Well, you have to go. The second I die, the air purifiers will go off! And so will the fridges, air conditioner, water pumps, all of it! You’ll be forced to leave! Go out into that hopeless world you love so much and die there, motherfuckers~”

Execution #5: The Finale. The students all convince Gilbert, they stick together to the very end. Gilbert laughs and laughs, hitting the button to announce his own punishment. He whoops and hollers as he strides into the punishment room, happily straps himself onto a wheel with a target on it. The punishment begins! The wheel starts spinning. Slow at first then faster and faster and faster! Kumakuma robots throw knives at Mach speed, each knife hitting Gil in different places. Throughout his punishment, he laughs and hollers through the whole thing. The students think it’s worse than screams of pain....When hes dead they all get to leave....and see what’s outside...

((I hope this isn’t too rambly lmao alsoooo please don’t think I’m like....fucked up or something lmao aijssjkshdvs))

#tw gore #specs DNR au

[dissidiacloudstrife]

[slides in to torment you with Way Too Many questions] 1 through 6 for honey, 8 through 12 for clover, 13 through 17 for bluebell, 18 through 23 for vale, 24 through 27 for baaby, and 28 through 30 for that morosexual mordrem

LONG POST AHEAD I GUESS

Honeysuckle:

1. Did you have a theme in mind when you designed them? What was it?  honey was originally made ngl, to have nsfw dealings with another friends oc. that sounds so bad now but i promise the other oc was also a horny bastard. but she grew into her own character!

2. How would someone find them in a crowd?  just look for her plants! on her head grows a huge japanese honeysuckle!

3. Do they dance at a party? What about when they’re alone?  honey used to be an assassin so she can pretty much do any dancing with someone, but alone she likes to do spins and get dizzy

4. What’s their ideal pizza? “are my husband, and datemates a pizza” honestly she probably wouldnt enjoy pizza v much

5. Post a song that reminds you of them. I HAVE A WHOLE PLAYLIST FOR HER....ITS SO LONG...but this is the song that rly jump started her into turning into her own character: Patchwork Stacatto

6. How would you describe their fashion?  honestly sexy! she likes to show off her body, but likes to wear huge ballgown type dresses. she likes the Attention.

Clover:

8. Would they have noticed there’s no “7″ in this list?  you motherfucker. no probably not at first, if it was something medical related tho he probably would!

9. What would they do with a large sum of anonymously gifted money? he’d be confused and wouldnt know what to do with it. he doesnt really need money because the priory pretty much pays for his expeditions as long as they get to publish his works, so he’d probably donate it to people he knew

10. Do they have a “type”? This can include preferences in friends. its apparently big sunshine men. absolutely beaming boys. full of love and positivity

11. If they were in a book, what genre would it be? What might their TVTropes page look like? medical drama! i sadly dont rly know much tvtropes to put him in any, besides like, anxiety, tired doctor. 

12. Are they a good cook? good enough for himself and his husband! theyre normal dishes, nothing fancy when youre traveling most of the time.

Bluebell:

13. Do they have any comfort objects? her armor and weapons! outside of that, the heirloom forgal gave her before he died

14. How do they see themself?    a strong woman who’s had to go through a lot of shit to get where she is. she thinks shes had to got through more than a lot of people should have, but doesnt know how to think about it, in and of itself.

15. How would someone best comfort them? sitting with her and putting your arm around her. she doesnt like talking unless its with very specific people. but silent, and gentle touches are welcomed.

16. What’s their ideal vacation? “going back home to my family, but i dont know who that is anymore” 

17. What’s their ideal meal? a vanilla ice coffee with some sautéed veggies and like some spicy dolyak meat.

Vale:

18. How do they respond to pressure and responsibility? hahaha he didnt! it was very much a kind “dont feel” for the longest time; his pressure was put on by his dad, and to be able to have a few kids. (which he has one and he regrets it a ton) it was always impossible missions and responsibility when your dad is bagnar :’) and he would expect vale to do everything to perfection.

19. Do they have a favorite animal, or an ideal pet? not really! thought vale likes minotaurs a lot as like a power symbol

20. What’s their favorite weather?  before becoming champion, it was the weather around grothmar. that was his home for a long time. so contemporary, and not much humidity. now its obviously Blizzard Babey

21. When their friends are in danger, how do they respond? with seriousness, and tactically. its to try and get them out of the danger ASAP, but not risking their own life if it was like, a 0% chance either of them would live

22. How do they feel about sailing or swimming in deep water, far from the shore? the swimming would honestly be a pressure off of him, despite deep water having pressure. he wouldnt have to worry about anything, nobody expects anything out of him, it would be blissful. 

23. How good are they are first aid? he could do military first aid, but nothing amazing. he wasnt a medic, and even as champion the most he can do is refreeze a team mate so they dont fall apart. 

Baaby:

24. How big is their friend group? How close? its pretty much only marigold and bubbles, and theyre family to each other. baaby didnt hate her family until she came out as trans and then it was hell for her, so she left. marigold and bubbles support her and she doesnt have to worry about them trying to sabotage anything she makes for competitions. 

25. What’s their relationship with their family? it was okay before she came out, they were pretty much turning the other way when she expressed an interest in music since she was still inventing other things. but being trans was just One thing too much, and she decided to leave rata sum, and found marigold. later on bubbles, and theyve all been best friends, and family to each other ever since.

26. If they find a lost dog, do they try to find its owner? Adopt it? Leave it? she’d try to find their owner first! if she couldnt she would just hold onto them and then give them to someone who would want a dog. she and the band dont really have time for one right now despite bubbles cooing at them. 

27. Do they have any scars? not really! shes taken pretty good care of herself during experiments, and is proud of her body after she’s able to make hormones for herself (idk if HRT would be a huge thing yet)

im just gonna call them Imposter for now bc thats their namesake:

28. Do they have any tattoos, piercings, or other body modifications? nothing identifiable! maybe later after mordremoth’s defeat, but theyre a infiltrator, and therefore their original form has no discernable features so its easier to illusion it

29. How well do they sleep at night? they dont! :)

30. Would they heat up canned food, or eat it straight from the can? they’d eat the can. like unopen, just, eat the can and the food inside. at once.

#long post #LIKE REALLY LONG POST #syl did this to yall not me #wheezes jfc that was LOT #hmsdivinity